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We're No Doctors

Steve Agee, Busy Philipps, Starburns Audio
Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.

Episodes

20 Bucks for Jack in the Box (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

On this special episode, Steve is joined again by David and Eve Dastmalchian to discuss the death of Steve’s mother and what’s going on with the current pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 12, 20201 hr 52 minEp. 105

Shots and Bidets with David and Eve Dastmalchian

Once again Steve is recording from Atlanta and once again his guests are David and Eve Dastmalchian. They talk about their up-coming inoculations and David tries the bidet toilet seat…LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 05, 201954 minEp. 104

My Ass is Desensitized

Steve is back with some spare time to talk about what’s been happening with his body over the past couple weeks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 201938 minEp. 103

Dear Corn, How’s Your Summer? (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

David and Eve Dastmalchian are living with Steve in Atlanta while David and Steve work on The Suicide Squad. The conversation revolves mostly around ticks, but strays occasionally to pink eye, pneumonia and scorpions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 19, 201949 minEp. 102

This is Some Real Adult Shit

Steve has finally left LA and settled in the greater Atlanta area for the next 5-6 months. What does he miss most about LA? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 05, 201935 minEp. 101

Adventure Man

Steve is almost done moving his junk into storage for his big out of town adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 22, 201931 minEp. 100

This Dude Has a Totally New Dick

Steve talks about possible Tennis Elbow and a man who was accidentally circumcised at 70 years old! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 08, 201945 minEp. 99

F*ck You Gout, Get Out! (with Eric Vespe)

Steve welcomes writer, producer and friend, Eric Vespe to talk about the joys of gout. Get into it, kids! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 01, 20191 hrEp. 98

Ribs Are Weird

Steve’s back problems are at an all time high, or low depending on how you grade back problems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 18, 201923 minEp. 96

He Died From Being Tall

Steve takes some viewer mail and has more back issues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 11, 20191 hr 1 minEp. 95

Second Puberty

Steve’s voice is apparently changing, his back is still hurt, he can’t remember anyone's name and he’s waiting for a food delivery from some guy on a bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 04, 20191 hr 1 minEp. 94

Other People’s Suffering

Steve lifted with his back and really screwed up his sacroiliac joints. He also had two cavities filled. What a trooper! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 27, 201952 minEp. 93

SLEEPY DIZZY

Steve talks about his weekend, a perfect storm of motion sickness, dehydration and lack of sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 20, 20191 hr 2 minEp. 92

That Gross, Fleshy Smoke

Well, Steve finally had his disgusting molar removed after putting it off for about a year. Hear all about it on this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 13, 20191 hr 8 minEp. 91

I’ve Been Prescribed a Star Wars Villain.

Steve is finding his updated recording software a little off. He also has some concerns about his new allergy medication and even bigger concerns about pneumonia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 06, 20191 hrEp. 90

Do I Have Meningitis?

Steve is still in LA and just getting over a cold, which he’s not 100% sure wasn’t Meningitis. That, listener emails and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 30, 20191 hr 2 minEp. 89

A Fart, a Burp or a Tiger

Steve’s back in LA and fighting a cold, but takes time to read some listener emails and talk about his first job, working in a hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 23, 201956 minEp. 88

Almost Doctor (with Victoria Agee)

Steve’s cousin Victoria is in her third year of medical school and sits down with him to talk about dissecting road kill as a kid, the stress of an eight hour board exam, assisting in surgeries and what happens when a patient is too big to fit in a CT scanner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 16, 20191 hr 15 minEp. 87

I Ate Like A Garbage Boy

Steve is back in Riverside at his mom’s house after a week in Texas, and everything is starting to look a whole lot better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 09, 201959 minEp. 86

I Think Everybody Should Have a Life Alert.

Steve’s back in L.A. - for one day. More updates on Steve’s mom and sister, so hang on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 25, 201944 minEp. 85

I Feigned a Faint (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

Dave and Eve Dastmalchian return to the podcast to discuss a romantic trip to Milan that turned out to be anything but romantic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 18, 20191 hr 7 minEp. 84

My Family is Cursed by Stairs

Steve has been in his hometown taking care of multiple family members who decided to get injured at the same time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 11, 201952 minEp. 83

This Podcast Will be Used as Evidence

Steve does a solo episode from a cemetery where he reads listener emails and witnesses a possible felony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 04, 20191 hr 2 minEp. 82

A Rehearsal for Being Incapacitated (with Scott Reeder)

Musician Scott Reeder (Kyuss, Fireball Ministry) joins steve to talk about toe surgery, bathtubs with doors, auditioning for Metallica and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 28, 20191 hr 15 minEp. 81

The Hum

Is Steve part of a select group of cursed humans who hear a random, low-pitched humming noise? Maybe. Also, listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 21, 20191 hr

Congratulations, You Have a Hotel

Steve is solo and talks about his new 10,000 step habit, Nashville, TN and then reads one or two listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 14, 20191 hr 6 min

Colon Cancer (with Rob Pash)

Steve is joined by guest, Rob Pash to discuss his recently being diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 07, 20191 hr 17 min

Steve Turns 50

Steve is out of town but still manages to record a quick episode from his truck, on his phone, on his 50th birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 28, 201949 min

Happy Valentits Day (with Felicia Day)

Felicia Day (The Guild, Buffy, Voyage to the Stars podcast) joins Steve on Valentines Day to talk about hernias, child birth, elective appendix removal, Ambien, and, of course, kidney stones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 22, 20191 hr 3 min
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