Jake is joined by Justin Long and Impractical Jokers' Sal Vulcano for this special episode. First, the guys play Russian roulette with a pooping stall. Then, they give advice to a perfect 10 who is sick of being touched at work. Catch Sal on his standup tour, https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re ...
Mar 11, 2026•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 269
Jake and Gareth stumble onto a shocking bathroom situation. Then, they help an accountant get what she's owed at tax season. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 255 "Monitor Swap (with David Krumholtz)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/heretohelp PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’r...
Mar 09, 2026•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 268
Gareth and Jake are joined by Kyle Mooney for this bonus episode. First, they foster grocery store jealousy. Then, they broach a sensitive fashion conversation. Make sure to check out "What's Our Podcast?" hosted by Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Adve...
Mar 04, 2026•50 min•Ep. 267
In the criminal justice system, piggly wiggly stuff is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as Jake and Gareth. These are their stories. Meet Stone for the first time on Ep. 161 - Memaw's Wig & That's the Sauce (with Justin Long) and Ep. 168 - I Feel Barfy & An I Love You Man Situation. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTA...
Mar 02, 2026•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 266
Guest Helper Michael Angarano helps Jake and Gareth conceal a caller's inconvenient erection. Then, they hatch a polka surprise. Check out Michael now starring in Devil In Disguise on Peacock. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm Watch epis...
Feb 25, 2026•58 min•Ep. 265
Jake and Gareth help a Mormon break into the local Church Ball league. Then, a teacher helps the class clowns control the funny. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 247 "Doormat Drama (with Jenny Slate)." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-264 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5...
Feb 23, 2026•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 264
Eric and Steve ease the mind of a new east coast renter in her 1700's house. Then, make a Pacific North West local's burger dreams come true. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Feb 20, 2026•59 min•Ep. 263
Gareth and Jake are joined by Karley Sciortino for this extra-sexy episode. First, a daughter wants to buy her mother a vibrator. Then, an American in Germany creates a flirty alter-ego. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm Watch episodes e...
Feb 18, 2026•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 262
Jake and Gareth go spelunking in a suburban basement. Then, they set firm boundaries with a piano teacher. Vote for the theme song: https://weneedtopick.com/themesong See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-261 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Ad...
Feb 16, 2026•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 261
We're Here to Help All-Star Lamorne Morris joins Jake and Gareth in-studio. First, they pour cold water on a teacher's sexy parent fantasies. Then, they hack a pilates studio. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm Watch episodes early Sunday...
Feb 11, 2026•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 260
Gareth and Jake go full Atticus Finch on a yarn situation. Then, they yuck a couch sleeper's yum. Plus a follow-up to Ep. 233 "Tat-two." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-259 Vote for Katie's new tattoo options here: https://weneedtopick.com/tattoohelp Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate ...
Feb 09, 2026•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 259
Eric and Steve help a long-suffering Jets fan and a caller with an unfortunate group nickname. Plus, a feel-good follow-up from Ep 225 "Real Magic (with John E. L. Tenney)" See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-258 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcas...
Feb 06, 2026•55 min•Ep. 258
Jake and Gareth are joined by The Pitt's Shabana Azeez. Together, they banish a mouth tape demon and brainstorm the best way to enjoy a wedding dress, without getting married. Catch Shabana on season 2 of The Pitt, now streaming on HBO Max. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-257 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying th...
Feb 04, 2026•49 min•Ep. 257
Gareth and Jake disrupt a helpful mother's morning routine. Then, they do battle with a Taekwondo Troll. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 250 "Dog Danger on the Gator Walk (with Ed Helms)." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-256 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Ap...
Feb 02, 2026•55 min•Ep. 256
Gareth, Jake and Jake's doppelganger David Krumholtz help a caller who has outgrown his sloppy group of friends. Then, an employee at a software company covets a coworker's monitor. Catch David Krumholtz in Supergirl in theaters June 26th! Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise ...
Jan 28, 2026•54 min•Ep. 255
Jake and Gareth help a caller avoid concussion protocol. Then, they enlist Gareth's mom Pam to make another mom jealous. Plus, an update from Ep 247 "Ten Pounds of Pasta (with Jenny Slate)." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-254 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Sta...
Jan 26, 2026•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 254
Steve and Eric give an old mummy a royal send-off and dispute a Kafka-esque traffic violation. Plus, Gareth stops by to help a community theatre performer regain her "spark." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-253 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podc...
Jan 23, 2026•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 253
The guys are joined by Guest Helper Kal Penn! Together, they help a lawyer whose colleague's tie is too short. Then, a Chicago caller thinks his wife lost a precious gift. Listen to Kal's podcast “Here We Go Again” -- distributed by iHeartPodcasts and available on the iHeartRadio app and everywhere podcasts are available now. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoy...
Jan 21, 2026•57 min•Ep. 252
Gareth and Jake unload some garbage on an overeager gift-giver. Then, they help a mean-looking bird find a new place to poop. Plus, a surprising follow-up from Ep 233 "Breaking and Entenmann's." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-251 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5...
Jan 19, 2026•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 251
Jake and Gareth are joined by Guest Helper Ed Helms! Together, they teach a small community to embrace the local gators. Then, they help a caller's father gracefully exit his own parties. Listen to SNAFU with Ed Helms, a podcast about history’s greatest screw-ups — it’s part history lesson, part hangout pod, and part group therapy for humanity. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-250 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: ...
Jan 14, 2026•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 250
Gareth and Jake help a nurse shield her patients from an unfortunate office bulge. Then, they franchise a beloved Key West staple in a bayou backyard. Plus, the follow-up from Ep 217 "Why The Stinkeye, Stinkeye?" See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-249 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We...
Jan 12, 2026•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 249
New Year, New Weirdness! In this episode, Eric and Steve find new use for a bag of teeth. Then, they confront a demonic animatronic. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 239 "Pandora's Cable Box." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-248 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on...
Jan 09, 2026•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 248
Jenny Slate joins Jake and Gareth to help a mom process her 9 year-old's toxic breakup. Then, they stage a doormat crime scene. Listen to Jenny's new podcast, I Need You Guys, with Max Silvestri and Gabe Liedman every Tuesday anywhere you get your podcasts. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-247 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If y...
Jan 07, 2026•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 247
Jake and Gareth are back for another season of We're Here To Help! First, they help a great guy from Bosnia avoid awkwardness at the barbershop. Then, they strategize a grunge band breakup. Plus, a follow-up from Episode 94 "Ding Dash Ditch (with June Diane Raphael)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars ...
Jan 05, 2026•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 246
Gareth and guest helper Colton Dunn help a caller whose coworker snores on the night shift. Then, they pay respect to a legend. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-245 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumba...
Dec 31, 2025•56 min•Ep. 245
Eric Edelstein joins Jake and Gareth and together they help an ENT specialist start a new business. Then, a Taekwondo almost-master contemplates retirement. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-244 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on...
Dec 29, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 244
Gareth is joined by special guest helper Dave Holmes, Editor-at-Large of Esquire. Together they help a restaurant employee get pied in the face at work. Then, they help a lube fanatic get out of a tight situation. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-243 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate W...
Dec 24, 2025•49 min•Ep. 243
Live from Los Angeles, it's the first-ever "Helpies!" Hosted by Jake and Gareth, the show features appearances from some of the best callers in We're Here to Help history. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-242 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcast...
Dec 22, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 242
Jake is joined by Dakota Fanning and his brother Danny J for this special episode. First, they help a caller get her optimistic husband out of bed. Then, they order French Onion Soup to go. All episodes of the newest suburban thriller series All Her Fault, starring Dakota Fanning, are streaming now on Peacock. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, ma...
Dec 17, 2025•59 min•Ep. 241
Jake and Gareth protect the sanctity of a little free library. Then, they help a circus artist outdo her brother at Christmas. Plus, Andy Roddick stops by for a follow-up to Ep 213 "Trash Hole Shark." See images from the episode here: http://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-240 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to H...
Dec 15, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 240
