Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a rapid-fire round. Plus, the latest on a kidney for the popcorn king. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-300 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying t...
Jun 22, 2026•57 min•Ep. 300
A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her neighbors. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at h...
Jun 19, 2026•58 min
Jake and Gareth and Guest Helper Charlie Hall get tough with a caller who is chronically late. Then, they dissuade an old lady from over-feeding her mail carrier. Watch Jake and Charlie on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advert...
Jun 17, 2026•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 299
Murray Bartlett (White Lotus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) stops by the show to give some much-needed input to the Babe Ruth of nicknames. Then, he helps a fellow Aussie set boundaries with a forlorn cheese-man. Watch Jake and Murray on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’r...
Jun 15, 2026•56 min•Ep. 298
Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg joins Jake and Gareth to help a caller go full Beauty and the Beast. Then, they reel in a big tuna. Watch Jake and Kiarra on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm...
Jun 10, 2026•55 min•Ep. 297
The guys are joined by Brandon Flynn (Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) for this special Monday episode! First, they help a twin wring out her bathmat. Then, they get a caller out of Scuba diving with his boss. Watch Jake and Brandon on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Her...
Jun 08, 2026•49 min•Ep. 296
A caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, the guys help a caller devise a plan to ward off a cantankerous, elderly arch nemesis. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Ap...
Jun 05, 2026•59 min
In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler in an open-floorplan office. Then, they smoke out a booger bandit. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumba...
Jun 03, 2026•51 min•Ep. 295
The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-294 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re He...
Jun 01, 2026•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 294
Samara Weaving joins the guys to help a private tutor sneak away on a family trip to Florence. Then, they get creative with macramé. Catch Samara starring in Carolina Caroline out everywhere June 5th! See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-293 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to ...
May 27, 2026•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 293
Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update from Ep 256 "All Laser Pointers (or No Laser Pointers)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Pri...
May 25, 2026•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 292
Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys brainstorm worthy ways to show appreciation for a bongo-playing divorcée living his best life in Mexico. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See...
May 22, 2026•49 min
Jake, Gareth, and big bro Danny J help a college student gain elite status in a corn eating competition. Then, they figure out ways for roommates to remember their beloved cardboard box. Plus, a follow up from Ep 231 "Scooter Cooter." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-291 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show...
May 20, 2026•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 291
The guys trick a left lane camper with a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. Then, they repay a Swiss guitar shop owner. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 280 "Carjacking." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-290 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advert...
May 18, 2026•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 290
Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, they confront a catfishing Mother-in-Law. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-289 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/heretohelp Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heret...
May 13, 2026•54 min•Ep. 289
Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search for a missing kidney. For the full popcorn story, check out Ep 224 and Ep 231. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’...
May 11, 2026•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 288
Steve & Eric help a caller navigate the aftermath of an unprompted work trip seance at The Cheesecake Factory. Then they pitch some ideas for bringing a little bit of whimsy into the workplace. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...
May 08, 2026•59 min
Casey Wilson joins Jake and Gareth to name a showhorse. Then, they confront a sister-in-law who breastfeeds with abandon. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-287 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm ...
May 06, 2026•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 287
Gareth and Jake celebrate the demise of a hair system. Then, they use a Rocky montage to determine the one true Kacey. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 278 "The Real London." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19...
May 04, 2026•55 min•Ep. 286
The guys are joined by guest helper Jessy Hodges to solve a problem in Community Band. Then, they call animal control on an over-eager lunch eater. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...
Apr 29, 2026•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 285
The guys help a daughter protect her parents from negative AirBnb reviews. Then, they concoct a persona for a Ren Faire-themed wedding. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 229 "Vision Board Loophole (with Ophelia Lovibond). Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via ...
Apr 27, 2026•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 284
What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in migranes AND hedge witchery. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...
Apr 24, 2026•1 hr
Jake and Gareth are joined by Jess Rona of Jess Rona Grooming! First, they educate a caller's dad about the birds and the bees (and the rhinos). Then, a caller gets the ick from a wall of hats. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privac...
Apr 22, 2026•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 283
Gareth and Jake coach a future reality TV star. Then, they get a little sister out of a "fun run." Plus, the follow-up to Ep 281 "Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister Jones)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https:/...
Apr 20, 2026•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 282
Zoe Lister-Jones joins Gareth and Jake to help undo the damage that Rick Steves has wrought. Then, they get the mustard out of the bathroom. The Miniature Wife on Peacock releases 4/9. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy ...
Apr 15, 2026•1 hr•Ep. 281
Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's violet. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 267 "Bad Girl of Trader Joe's." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-280 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/heretohelp Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.co...
Apr 13, 2026•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 280
Yeah, Microsoft Teams meetings can be boring - except when they're haunted by Banshees. And how to turn your excessive backyard rose quartz into a trillion dollar industry. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...
Apr 10, 2026•1 hr 3 min
It's a New Girl Special! Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris join Jake and take some calls. First, Hannah identifies too hard with a caller's weird roommate. Then, they help brainstorm comebacks for a twelve year-old with an extra toe. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’r...
Apr 08, 2026•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 279
Gareth and Jake help a caller convince his girlfriend to go camping in bear country. Then, they create a guidebook to the best fake tourist sites in London. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm Watch episodes early Sundays and Tuesdays on H...
Apr 06, 2026•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 278
Jake is joined by writer Sean Clements and actor Aaron Chen from his upcoming movie "The Dink." First, they help a frustrated employee eliminate a stress toy. Then, a nice guy investigates the Bane of his apartment gym. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-277 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to ...
Apr 01, 2026•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 277
