Jake and Gareth help a caller create an epic sendoff for a beloved treehouse. Later, the guys go back to college and help a house of senior girls whose neighbors won't stop pissing on their window. Plus, a heartbreaking follow-up to the saga of Gandalf the Duck (from Ep. 143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy). Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the sh...
Mar 03, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 151
The guys help a veteran who is being bullied by her son's librarian. Later, they help a caller brainstorm alternatives to his wife's favorite sexy nickname. Plus, an update from the owners of two giant inflatable pigs from Ep. 121: Very Important Pigs (with Steve Berg). Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Star...
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 149
The guys are joined by special guest Michael Cera for a special deluxe episode. First, they help a mild-mannered office worker discourage his neighbors from hot tubbing in the nude. Next, they problem-solve a parenting dilemma with a mom whose daughter likes her alter-ego better than her. Last, they help a hopeless romantic with a knack for finding sentimental letters return an intimate love note to its original owner. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https...
Feb 17, 2025•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 147
The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, which is regularly interrupted by an old woman shouting explicit insults. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to...
Feb 10, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 146
Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters punch up a groan-worthy joke that is ruining family gatherings. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via ...
Feb 03, 2025•59 min•Ep. 145
The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend’s family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend’s Q-tip obsession. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...
Jan 27, 2025•52 min•Ep. 144
Aaaaand we’re back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school teacher who wants to bring a local petty thief to justice. Later, they help someone brainstorm how to break up with a duck. Plus, a follow-up with a superhero-loving dad from Ep. 124: We're Aging Like Presidents. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, ma...
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 143
Jake and Gareth chat with someone whose grandma wants to be buried with the caller's dead dog. They also chat with a listener facing a bizarre matching tattoo situation with her boss. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 59 "Spraying Mess." This is our season one finale! Thank you so much to all the amazing listeners and callers! The show will return in about one month! Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free epis...
Dec 19, 2024•48 min•Ep. 142
Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who needs help winning a coloring competition. Later, they talk to someone whose mom shares a little too much info about her personal life. Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 75 "You Are the Danger." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @H...
Dec 16, 2024•43 min•Ep. 141
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller who needs help getting her son out of a karate contract. Later, Gareth and Arden Myrin chat with someone ready to break up with her chiropractor. Finally, we get a follow up with the first caller from this episode! Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod...
Dec 12, 2024•45 min•Ep. 140
Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a caller about a potentially huge opening day for an ice cream shop. Later, Gareth and Jon Gabrus chat with a new father whose wife tells bedtime stories with maybe a little too much energy. The guys also follow up with the first caller from episode 111 "Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus." Finally, the guys, Dope As Yola & Marty O'Neill go on a wild ride with someone about her unusual experience with Goofy. (un-paywalled from Patreon) Want to call ...
Dec 09, 2024•53 min•Ep. 139
Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who wants to give her husband the perfect gift for his karate black belt test. Later, Jake and Steve Berg talk to someone dealing with a lawyer who keeps saying "raw dog." Finally, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 117 "Organized Fun Can Be Tricky with Steve Berg." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERC...
Dec 05, 2024•42 min•Ep. 138
Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller who always wears socks during sex. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin chat with someone dealing with a dirty sponge dilemma at work. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We...
Dec 02, 2024•46 min•Ep. 137
Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about dealing with a difficult water aerobics instructor. Later, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus chat with a barber interested in dating a client without things getting awkward. Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 110 "I Need Someone to Climb With/On." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH...
Nov 28, 2024•47 min•Ep. 136
Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a pro wrestler looking to beef up his character arc. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis help a caller whose boyfriend keeps sending her gnomes. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 115 "I'm the Biggest Daddy." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:...
Nov 25, 2024•54 min•Ep. 135
Jake, Gareth and Steve Berg talk to a caller about becoming a cool bus driver. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin help someone whose father in law constantly rewinds during football games. Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 107 "The Donut King." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @Here...
Nov 21, 2024•47 min•Ep. 134
Jake, Gareth and special guest Ben Schwartz talk to callers about a toilet paper issue on a wedding night and a boss plucking their leg hairs at work. Later, they follow up with the second caller from episode 126 "Shirt Title Merch Business with Catherine Reitman." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: ...
Nov 18, 2024•55 min•Ep. 133
Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller about responding to a bully grandma. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis (Dropout's Very Important People) help a caller with a buttcrack situation at work. Finally, Gareth and the Shark follow up with the first caller from episode 126 "Shirt Title Merch Business with Catherine Reitman." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.co...
Nov 14, 2024•44 min•Ep. 132
Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about people giving weird compliments to a dog. Later, Jake and We're Here to Help theme song composer Oliver Ralli chat with someone who has a question about the song. Finally, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus help a caller with a neighbor playing clarinet outside. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod...
Nov 11, 2024•50 min•Ep. 131
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about winning an argument over a folding table. Later, Jake and Gareth help someone land on a go-to drink order. Finally, Gareth and Jon Gabrus help a caller navigate hosting a birthday roast. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying th...
Nov 07, 2024•51 min•Ep. 130
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about responding to a Halloween prank. Later, Jake, Gareth and Lamar Woods chat with someone who was a little too honest with a friend asking for feedback. Finally, Gareth and comedian Jon Gabrus help a teacher backpedal from a lie getting out of hand. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:...
Nov 04, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 129
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about RSVPing to a party and a honeymoon dilemma. Later, Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller whose sister keeps joining guys night. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Appl...
Oct 31, 2024•54 min•Ep. 128
Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller about some issues at a cardio dance class. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with callers about planning a murder mystery party and better ways to cut the grass. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make s...
Oct 28, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 127
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about joining too many softball teams, letting your parents know you were fired and figuring out what to do in a situationship. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts...
Oct 24, 2024•57 min•Ep. 126
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about planning a memorable 50th birthday party and an issue at the gym. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Pri...
Oct 21, 2024•39 min•Ep. 125
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a son's love of Spider-Man, a teacher fundraising for an Esports team ( donate here !) and a house overrun by chipmunks. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts....
Oct 17, 2024•49 min•Ep. 124
Jake, Gareth and special guest Jimmy Kimmel talk to callers about a dad’s old gym shorts and a candy bowl at the office. Later, the guys follow up with the third caller from episode 103 “Smart People Are Our Kryptonite.” Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, m...
Oct 14, 2024•37 min•Ep. 123
Jake, Gareth and special guest Eric Edelstein talk to a caller who’s preparing to see in-laws with a hardcore meat diet. Later, the guys talk to a coach about cutting a goalie and someone upgrading their poker night (picture here) . Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying...
Oct 10, 2024•56 min•Ep. 122
Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg talk to callers about monetizing giant inflatable animals and gamifying an interesting conversation with family. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 110 "I Need Someone to Climb With/On." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelp...
Oct 07, 2024•44 min•Ep. 121
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about workouts before hook-ups and a lie that spans decades. Later, the guys follow up with the third caller from episode 111 "Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content): patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Her...
Oct 03, 2024•44 min•Ep. 120