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We're Here to Help

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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. Watch episodes early Sundays and Tuesdays on Hulu.

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Episodes

295: Confronting The Whistler & Picker Flicker

In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler in an open-floorplan office. Then, they smoke out a booger bandit. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumba...

Jun 03, 202651 minEp. 295

294: Only in Alabama & Must Be Knife

The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-294 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re He...

Jun 01, 20261 hr 6 minEp. 294

293: Glass, Fist or Head & DOOR TITS! (with Samara Weaving)

Samara Weaving joins the guys to help a private tutor sneak away on a family trip to Florence. Then, they get creative with macramé. Catch Samara starring in Carolina Caroline out everywhere June 5th! See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-293 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to ...

May 27, 20261 hr 3 minEp. 293

292: Warzone Burger Bowl & Johnny's Got A Bad Back

Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update from Ep 256 "All Laser Pointers (or No Laser Pointers)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Pri...

May 25, 20261 hr 1 minEp. 292

WEIRD Here To Help: Eyeball-phobia & The Jammin' Man (with Johnny Pemberton)

Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys brainstorm worthy ways to show appreciation for a bongo-playing divorcée living his best life in Mexico. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See...

May 22, 202649 min

291: Corn on the Cob-lem and The Box That Keeps On Giving

Jake, Gareth, and big bro Danny J help a college student gain elite status in a corn eating competition. Then, they figure out ways for roommates to remember their beloved cardboard box. Plus, a follow up from Ep 231 "Scooter Cooter." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-291 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show...

May 20, 20261 hr 3 minEp. 291

290: I Have a Dream & Jake, Gareth and Renaud

The guys trick a left lane camper with a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. Then, they repay a Swiss guitar shop owner. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 280 "Carjacking." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-290 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advert...

May 18, 20261 hr 1 minEp. 290

289: Friendzone Mamba & Forced Update (with Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris)

Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, they confront a catfishing Mother-in-Law. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-289 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/heretohelp Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heret...

May 13, 202654 minEp. 289

288: Pineapple Suspicion & Squatters Rights

Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search for a missing kidney. For the full popcorn story, check out Ep 224 and Ep 231. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’...

May 11, 20261 hr 2 minEp. 288

WEIRD Here To Help: Seance At The Cheesecake Factory & Workplace Whimsy

Steve & Eric help a caller navigate the aftermath of an unprompted work trip seance at The Cheesecake Factory. Then they pitch some ideas for bringing a little bit of whimsy into the workplace. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...

May 08, 202659 min

287: Mr. BMOC & Double Coverage (with Casey Wilson)

Casey Wilson joins Jake and Gareth to name a showhorse. Then, they confront a sister-in-law who breastfeeds with abandon. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-287 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm ...

May 06, 20261 hr 14 minEp. 287

286: Gen-Hair Reveal & There Can Only Be One

Gareth and Jake celebrate the demise of a hair system. Then, they use a Rocky montage to determine the one true Kacey. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 278 "The Real London." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

May 04, 202655 minEp. 286

285: Martin, We Can Hear You & The Noon Raccoon (with Jessy Hodges)

The guys are joined by guest helper Jessy Hodges to solve a problem in Community Band. Then, they call animal control on an over-eager lunch eater. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...

Apr 29, 20261 hr 5 minEp. 285

284: Hot Tub Guitar Chat & The Loin Tingler!

The guys help a daughter protect her parents from negative AirBnb reviews. Then, they concoct a persona for a Ren Faire-themed wedding. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 229 "Vision Board Loophole (with Ophelia Lovibond). Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via ...

Apr 27, 20261 hr 1 minEp. 284

WEIRD Here To Help: MILF Pants & The Witch Dietitian

What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in migranes AND hedge witchery. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...

Apr 24, 20261 hr

283: Leave It Inside & Dating A Newsie (with Jess Rona)

Jake and Gareth are joined by Jess Rona of Jess Rona Grooming! First, they educate a caller's dad about the birds and the bees (and the rhinos). Then, a caller gets the ick from a wall of hats. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privac...

Apr 22, 20261 hr 8 minEp. 283

282: Game Daddies & Barf-a-Rama

Gareth and Jake coach a future reality TV star. Then, they get a little sister out of a "fun run." Plus, the follow-up to Ep 281 "Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister Jones)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https:/...

Apr 20, 20261 hr 5 minEp. 282

281: 7 Out Of 11 & Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister-Jones)

Zoe Lister-Jones joins Gareth and Jake to help undo the damage that Rick Steves has wrought. Then, they get the mustard out of the bathroom. The Miniature Wife on Peacock releases 4/9. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy ...

Apr 15, 20261 hrEp. 281

280: Carjacking & Water From The Bottom

Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's violet. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 267 "Bad Girl of Trader Joe's." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-280 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/heretohelp Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.co...

Apr 13, 20261 hr 1 minEp. 280

WEIRD Here To Help: Banshee Teams Meetings & Rose Quartz Lawn Care

Yeah, Microsoft Teams meetings can be boring - except when they're haunted by Banshees. And how to turn your excessive backyard rose quartz into a trillion dollar industry. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...

Apr 10, 20261 hr 3 min

279: Out-Crazy The Crazy & Rent-Free (with Lamorne Morris and Hannah Simone)

It's a New Girl Special! Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris join Jake and take some calls. First, Hannah identifies too hard with a caller's weird roommate. Then, they help brainstorm comebacks for a twelve year-old with an extra toe. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’r...

Apr 08, 20261 hr 2 minEp. 279

278: Ya Filthy Animal & The Real London

Gareth and Jake help a caller convince his girlfriend to go camping in bear country. Then, they create a guidebook to the best fake tourist sites in London. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm Watch episodes early Sundays and Tuesdays on H...

Apr 06, 20261 hr 14 minEp. 278

277: Once an RA, Always an RA & Gym Survey (with Aaron Chen and Sean Clements)

Jake is joined by writer Sean Clements and actor Aaron Chen from his upcoming movie "The Dink." First, they help a frustrated employee eliminate a stress toy. Then, a nice guy investigates the Bane of his apartment gym. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-277 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to ...

Apr 01, 20261 hr 8 minEp. 277

276: Towel Foul & Brady's Comet

The guys help a mom get rid of the pile of towels in her bathroom. Then, they help a stargazer in need of a better view. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 174 "Tree Jim." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-276 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advert...

Mar 30, 20261 hr 4 minEp. 276

275: Moooooove On & No, Sassy, No! (with Luke and Sassy Scott)

Luke and Sassy Scott join Jake and Gareth to whip some callers into shape. First, they set boundaries with a cow-loving boss. Then, they get into the smut business. New episodes of "Luke and Sassy Scott Podcast" drop Wednesdays wherever you get your podcasts! It's chaos that brings you joy. No filter, zero shame, and nothing is off limits, with listener stories and voice notes driving the chaos every week. If you like comedy with a bit of heart and a lot of unhinged honesty, this is it. Want to ...

Mar 25, 20261 hr 6 minEp. 275

274: Phantom Throat Bean & More Snowballs

Jake and Gareth talk some sense into a baby boy. Then, they help a caller who just wants to have a snowball fight. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 272 Fancy Football (with Aya Cash). Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm Watch episodes early Sunda...

Mar 23, 20261 hr 10 minEp. 274

273: WEIRD Here to Help: Immaculate Possession & Uhaul Grandma's Spirit

Eric and Steve help a caller come clean from a long con possession. Then, a Denver family is moving and wants to bring grandma's spirit to the new hosue. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Mar 20, 202657 minEp. 273

272: Trash Night Buffet & Fancy Football (with Aya Cash)

Aya Cash joins Jake and Gareth and together they right a bear-sized wrong. Then, they form a collection agency. See Aya Cash perform in Giant now open on Broadway from March 23rd through June 28th. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm Watch...

Mar 18, 202655 minEp. 272

271: Iowa Nachos & Off To Work! (with Mary Steenburgen)

Gareth and Jake develop a brand-new fad diet. Then, they confront a roommate with sticky fingers. Plus, Mary Steenburgen drops by the show for some tough love and a follow-up to Ep 259 "Crochet Court!" Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm W...

Mar 16, 20261 hr 6 minEp. 271

270: WEIRD Here to Help: Hester's Got Her Groove Back & Crawl Space Nightmare

For a special Friday the 13th episode, Eric and Steve help a caller with a hex. Later they get spooked by what a deep voiced Philadelphian has under his stairs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Mar 13, 202657 minEp. 270
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