Episode 201 – Last Call – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch hates the Commonwealth Games. Kieran hates scientists. And we learn how to play the James Bond chord. All this and more!
Oct 20, 2022•1 hr 2 min
We Only Do One Take Podcast
Welcome to the We Only Do One Take Podcast.
Each week Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers.
Every so often they have guests on to chime in with zingers.
If you like banter, weird news stories and terrible jokes, you are going to like this.
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Episodes
Episode 200 – The Big 200th Show – We Only Do One Take Podcast
It’s our 200th episode! Get your big fake tits out! Turch dives into the conspiracy that Pandas are not real. And Kieran hates bad food. We dive into how being a landlord works. Plus a word from Abbie Chatfield, Joe Biden and a Climate Change Activist. All this and more!
Sep 29, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Episode 199 – It’s A Lot With Abbie Chatfield – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Jess is on the show! She hates Abbie Chatfield too. We talk about Kieran’s study. And Turch talks about his boomer parents. All this and more!
Sep 23, 2022•1 hr 33 min
Episode - 198 - Kieran Cleans Concrete- We Only Do One Take Podcast
This week Kieran becomes an honorary Italian. Turch rants about his family and we review another episode of Abbie Chatfield's podcast.
Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Episode 197 – What Is A Woman – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch tells us a story about his dad. Kieran finally likes a politician. And the boys try and define the word woman. All this and more!
Sep 01, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Episode 196 – It’s A Lot – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran tells us about seeing Dead City Ruins and KISS Turch hates the IRS And we review the Abbie Chatfield podcast It’s a Lot All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com...
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 16 min
Episode 195 – Chorizos In Space – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran tells us about a flying chorizo. Turch rants about everything music. And the boys listen to Ghost. All this and more!
Aug 11, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Episode 194 – Turch Is Pregnant – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch is having a baby boy. Kieran loves turtles. And special hand signals will get people hurt. All this and more!
Aug 04, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Episode 193 – KFC Are Illuminati – We Only Do One Take Podcast
We listen to a new intro song for the podcast. Kieran tells us how spacemen have sex. And Turch shows us the KFC Conspiracy Theory debate videos. All this and more!
Jul 28, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Episode 192 - Moving House – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran helps his dad move house. Turch can't get a doctors appointment. And the boys hate QR codes as menus. All this and more!
Jul 26, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Episode 191 – Kieran’s Joke Corner Part 1 – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran tells a joke.
Jul 17, 2022•26 min
Episode 190 – Beanie Babies – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran learns what vabbing is. Turch is excited for the 2022 World Cup And Beanie Babies are back in a different form, NTFs. All this and more!
Jul 14, 2022•51 min
Episode 189 – EOFY – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran believes he is living in a simulation. Turch doesn’t understand the US Supreme Court. And the boys learn they are fatphobic
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 11 min
Episode 188 – Comedy Cruises – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran gets an email from his dad. Turch’s mum sets the bar too high. And more Fat Lip podcast.
Jun 24, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Episode 187 – Making Salami – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch makes salami with his family. Kieran learsn about a McGangbang. And we die super deep into the Fat Lip Podcast.
Jun 16, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Episode 186 – The Fat Person Spectrum – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch is angry about universally accepted price gauging, the whiskey pedo joke and selling stuff online. Kieran reviews the new Top Gun film without mentioning the leg room. And the boys learn about the Fat Spectrum on The Fat Lip podcast. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoo...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Ep 184 - The 3am Kebab - We Only Do One Take Podcast
The long awaited episode 184 is a cracker! The council wants to ban the 3am kebab! Microplastics are in our bodies and Canada makes the moon illegal!
May 25, 2022•1 hr 11 min
Episode 185 – Flying While Fat – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch and Kieran vote to save Australia. Bathroom stall doors that open inwards. A film review. And watching fat women complain about travel. All this and more!
May 19, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Ep 183 - I, for one, welcome our new twitter lord
Turch admits he is not tall, a women falls in a toilet and Kieran wants Turch’s mum to iron his clothes!
May 12, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Episode 182 - Who has the biggest penis? - We Only Do One Take Podcast
In this week’s episode, Kieran and Turch find out who has the biggest penis! The art world is a scam, and one of our listeners is very disappointed with Kieran.
May 01, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Episode 181 – An Interview With Bangz – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Holy crap we have international rapper, app developer and Australian icon, Your Boi Bangz on the show! We talk about his music, his new app and all the fun stuff that has happened to him over his 12+ year career! Check him out at http://chickichick.com/
Apr 10, 2022•40 min
Episode 180 – Flying High – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran is back flying, but forgot how to do it. Turch hates the Grammys And bad similes All this and more on this week’s episode!
Apr 07, 2022•58 min
Episode 179 – Getting Slapped – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Dan from AMR Barre Talk is on the show! Turch talks about black on black violence Kieran wears kid’s jeans And Dan loves his local facebook group. All this and more!
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Episode 178 – International Woman’s Month Feat. Bad Poets Society– We Only Do One Take Podcast
This week we have Teresa from Bad Poets Society on the show! Teresa brings in some terrible lyrics. Kieran informs us that the number of chips in the bag is being reduced And Turch is angry at the Socceroos. Check out Bad Poets Society at @BadPoetsPod on Twitter
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 30 min
Episode 177 – The Biggest Problem In The Universe – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch is angry at everything Kieran can’t get a lift to the airport. And we review The Biggest problem in the Universe Podcast.
Mar 24, 2022•1 hr 36 min
Episode 176 – Raise Some Kaine – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch is angry at the cost of funerals and boomer traditions. Kieran takes a critical race theory test. And some shitty music from around the world.
Mar 03, 2022•1 hr 16 min
Episode 175 – Turch Got Married, Kieran Got COVID – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch got married, in November in secret. The story gets told. Kieran gets COVID. Plus a story about the holocaust. All this and more!
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Episode 174 – Guilty By Association– We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch thinks Neil Young is retarded. The r/antiwork movement makes Kieran laugh. And the Great Honkening.
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Episode 173 – Writing Jokes – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch and Kieran write jokes. Our podcast is better than Meghan and Harry’s. Kieran can’t find parking. All this and more.
Jan 27, 2022•56 min
Episode 172 – Feminism A Government Psyop – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran organises the best buck’s night, but strippers are missing tits. Turch is angry at Covid because it is destroying the environment. And we uncover a government psyop. All this and more.
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 9 min
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