World Cups chickens, digging big trenches, pizza delivery firemen and a bunch of stories about dogs; this episode has it all! Plus, Turch rants about how people compete about how little sleep they have, and a whole bunch of other things that these people do sync up to create the most annoying kind of person. Kieran on the other hand talks about the struggle of hearing loud people on the train. With the World Cup on Turch brings in an article about a chicken. Whats the connection? Kieran tells us...
Jun 28, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Episode 28 – Have you invested in Pot Coin yet? In this podcast, Kieran at 28 years of age, learns what a Calzone is. Char wins the sexiest cow competition. We update you on Kim Jung Un’s toilet that flew first class to Singapore! Thanks to Dennis Rodmas (former NBA player) who helped set the meeting between Trump and Un! He also invests his money on potcoin.com. More importantly, our CEO provides updates on the spoons. And Turch is getting annoyed that he is getting older and doesn’t go to the ...
Jun 14, 2018•1 hr 5 min
Episode 27 – Don’t Be Late for Dinner Another great episode, we have another Billion dollar idea! There needs to be men couches that serve you drinks while your wife shops. Miss America scraps the swimsuit competition, Kieran and Turch are not happy! Jess joins us again as our guest and too our surprise Kieran turns up on time! By the way, don’t be late to dinner! Bonus material at the end of the episode.
Jun 12, 2018•1 hr 5 min
Episode 26 – Puppet Jizz - We Only Do One Take Podcast It’s episode 26 of the show, and the boys are still in the dark. Please, send Kieran your light bulbs. He really needs them. Kieran starts the show off by requesting for more guitar solos, which never happens. Then he rants about doctors who are late… which is all of them. Whats in the news you say? Turch brings in a court case where a man had his penis measured inside a courtroom to prove it was bigger than what the woman said it was. Kiera...
May 31, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Episode 25 – The Show at War – We Only Do One Take Podcast The rantiest episode ever What a crazy episode! Turch and Kieran tell the wankers about the ongoing battle they are having with Spotify and PornHub. As Turch has stated, please send Spotify a message saying that you want our podcast on their platform! It will really help us out! Turch rants about another toilet issue, and it includes a shower; having to shit after you shower. Kieran tells us about how German firefighters are being traine...
May 24, 2018•1 hr 7 min
14 hour sex sessions, all you can eat pizza, virgina headphones and two epic rants (thanks Alice and Aaron). This podcast is probably our best yet!
May 20, 2018•1 hr 10 min
Episode 23 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast On this episode we have self-proclaimed Nerd Supreme Ayoub! Turch rants about his finger again, and complains about the public health system and fax machines. Nerd supreme bring in a story about a man who cut another man’s grass, drunk… and was arrested for it. Kieran on the hand talks about how he wouldn’t get a chip inside of him, if you know what I mean. Turch brings it all back to some of first episodes and brings up talk of male sex robots, and ...
May 10, 2018•1 hr 14 min
A man's penis costs him $100,000! A Goose attacks a golfer, Uni students in the Cry Closet and Turch gets a new dog called Shaniqua!
May 03, 2018•1 hr
Episode 21 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Our return guest is Niall for his fourth time on the show. Kieran makes an apology on behalf of Turch in regards to the way he ends the show. Turch is definitely not sorry. A debate ensures and I’m pretty sure you will want that time you listened to it back. The boys reminisce about last week’s phone call, and Jess tells Turch something magic that she learned. Turch rants about the lack of double shots of scotch available at bars, and how bar tender...
Apr 26, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Episode 20 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Twenty episodes in. Who let us do this? In this episode we celebrate Kieran’s birthday. Turch tells Kieran what he was going to give him for his birthday, but decided against it. Kieran tells us the story of where he spent his birthday, which leads into the best rant ever; lack of food and beverage facilities within a hospital. Turch continues his quest to find all of the stupid shit Nintendo have said about their character; this week it’s Waluigi. K...
Apr 19, 2018•1 hr
Welcome back to the We Only Do One Take Podcast. It is season 2! Holy crap how the hell did we get to season 2? On this very special start to the season, two guests that we have been wanting to get onto the show for ages; professional Australian cosplayers Cienan and Heidi! Turch is back with a new rant. As he has returned from his cruise with his family, he is full of vigour and amazingly, he does not rant about family holidays. Instead he rants about entitled people who complain about petty th...
Apr 12, 2018•1 hr 35 min
Episode 18 - The Easter Special! This is the final podcast for the season (though we are only having a one week break). Kieran and Turch have a push up competition. Kieran fails the competition and has to read out an apology letter written by Turch.
Apr 01, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Grab your bingo cards from the facebook page, because this episode is a classic. Trump watch is back! CEO Kieran talks about the patron account (still no action) and Turch has a million dollar idea (it's called Porn Savers).
Mar 26, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Episode 16 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Another big episode with special guest R Pow. R Pow is the co-host of Gourmetgoring, which is a drunk cooking show with WODOT co-host Kieran. Episodes are currently in pre-production and will be out very soon! R takes on the rant today, and rants about people not reciprocating favours, and people eating your food that you are saving in the fridge. Unforgivable CEO Kieran talks up the spoons again, and nothing comes of it. Turch talks about the bigge...
Mar 15, 2018•1 hr 28 min
Episode 15 of the Wee Only Do One Take Podcast On this episode we have long-time friend and drummer from Dead City Ruins, Nick Traj! Turch starts this piss soaked episode with a rant about piss driblets, and alos talks about the upcoming push up competition to be hosted by the We Only Do One Take Podcast. Kieran spills his drink all over Traj twice, as well as breaks his wine glass. Trajs tells us how to cure masturbation with an old home remedy. Kieran talks about some local news, and brings up...
Mar 08, 2018•1 hr 16 min
Episode 14 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap what an exciting guests we have on the show today: actor, producer, blogger and conspiracy theorist, Adam La Rosa! The boys get to talk to Adam and dive into his career as an actor and how he got to be the Executive Producer of the award winning film The Legend of Ben Hall. He also talks spills the beans of some of the cool and insider parts of the Australian film industry. Adam is also an avid conspiracy theorists, and Turch and Kieran div...
Mar 01, 2018•2 hr 15 min
Episode 13 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Holy crap what an episode! And the first time we have a studio audience Turch starts off with a killer rant about food, and Kieran is far too intrigued. Kieran also talks about a lovely grandmother who likes gardening. We finally tell a Valentine’s Day story about a man who really wanted to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with his partners, and gets a surprise. Kieran teases our potential show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. We feel sorry for all t...
Feb 22, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Episode 12 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast We have our first returning guest, Niall on the show, and he is severely unprepared. Lucky, we have him covered. This week, Kieran talks of the mysteries of the kitchen etiquette, including a dirty sandwich press. Turch gets really angry regarding artwork and books being censored, and Niall talks about a crappy law about straws in the USA. Turch also tries his hand at talking about the sponsor... in his best Kieran voice... oh boy.
Feb 15, 2018•1 hr 20 min
The classical guitar version of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Theme as used on the video Jabari's Story. Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-b_Ohe8eJs Subscribe to the We Only Do One Take Podcast on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Feb 12, 2018•2 min
Episode 11 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran have a very special guest on the show, The CEO and Food and Beverage Director or the news organisation The Watsonia Bugle. With the help of the bugle, Turch dives into the week with a rant about stupid types of yoga and then Kieran tells far too many stories about his recent trip to Vietman. The bugle does the Trump Watch, which involves a cute puppy! Cheers to The Watsonia Bugle for coming on the show! Check them out here: https://...
Feb 08, 2018•1 hr 30 min
Episode 10 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! This weeks episode Kieran and Turch have a very special guest on the show: Damien! Damien is here to talk about all sorts of dating stories and chime in with more zingers than you can possibly imagine. There is also talk about a camel fashion show, and Kieran discusses his 'fashion sense'. Turch rants about black dogs. If you are single, and are looking for a date, we potentially could hook you up with Damien.
Feb 01, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Episode nine of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode, Turch rants about his most hated bunch of fans: Harry Potter fans. He especially hates Harry Potter weddings... Kieran also tells us of the great Perth War regarding the cost of beer, and tells us what we can do to help. The boys also discuss Australia's biggest loss.
Jan 26, 2018•1 hr 10 min
Episode 08 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast In this week’s episode, Kieran and Turch have very special guest Mash, aka Emkew (the rapper), who dives into talk about meditation, celebrity and music composition. On the other side of the spectrum, Kieran and Turch talk into the 2017 porn stats and learn that Rick and Morty porn is the hip new thing and what kind of things are happening in the back of police cars in Australia. Kieran also asks Turch about his shower habits. And… this is the first ...
Jan 18, 2018•1 hr 57 min
The show finally has an intro theme! And it was written by Turch! Killer! Full track coming soon!
Jan 17, 2018•25 sec
Episode 07 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast After a crazy New Years, Kieran finally tells the story of how he went missing on the podcast Phillip Island show. We also hear the story of how the dildos were purchased for the challenge, and we invite a new guest on the show. Turch gets back on the Trump watch, and Kieran goes to the cricket. And somehow, the show is making souvenir spoons...
Jan 11, 2018•1 hr 10 min
Episode 06 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast. This is a super special LIVE New Years Day (literally 1 in the morning) episode, and Turch and Kieran completed their dildo challenge. Kieran somehow goes missing in this episode, and previous guest Jess takes over. 4 dildos. 4 contestants A winner? Listen to find out!
Jan 10, 2018•47 min
Episode five of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran have survived the Christmas season and are backing in the studio to celebrate on Boxing Day. Jess is no longer sick, and is in the studio to help the boys talk about piss on toilet seats, sitting or standing while wiping, pineapple on pizza and giant penises. And Kieran tells a long story...
Dec 27, 2017•1 hr 25 min
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! Episode four the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode, Turch and Kieran talk all things Christmas including how to survive a hangover, what not to do with your cremated dead mother and how you can really please your partner this Christmas. Bonus: fresh music from Turch and financial advice from the newly named Cunty Accountant Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Dec 22, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Episode three of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode Kieran and Turch take on the mysteries Lizard People, microwaves and getting around bets. Not only that, we have Blain on this episode who eats a whole nutella calzone while we record. There is also a sweet rant about weddings. Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Dec 22, 2017•1 hr 6 min
The first original track for the podcast! A much needed sexy funk theme for all of those sexy new articles we read. Written and played by Turch Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/
Dec 22, 2017•1 min
