Episode 171 – Post New Year’s Nap – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Holy crap we are back fully of Christmas food, stories and in need of a nap. Pumped for a new year of podcasts.
Jan 07, 2022•1 hr 3 min
We Only Do One Take Podcast
Welcome to the We Only Do One Take Podcast.
Each week Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers.
Every so often they have guests on to chime in with zingers.
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Episodes
Episode 170 - The Xmas Special - We Only Do One Take Podcast
The Xmas Special is proudly brought to you by Kieran spilling a beer and tearing his pants!
Jan 04, 2022•49 min
Episode 169 – The Music Special – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Something we have never done; a music special! This week we have our long-time friend, the Librarian, on the show. Turch hates modern film scores. And the Librarian defends terrible albums by David Bowie, Rage Against the Machine and Weezer. And Kieran is both country and western. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Insta...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Episode 168 - We Got Banned Again - We Only Do One Take Podcast
In this weeks episode, we rant about products with no charging unit and delivery people. Turch educates Kieran about itakian culture and porn star Siri is angry people don't care about the person behind the porn star.
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Episode 167 – How To Protest – We Only Do One Take Podcast
This week’s special guest, Tim (moth2flame on instagram) is an artist and freedom fighter. He is here to tell us about his experience in the latest Melbourne protests. Plus Turch hates Netflix again. And Kieran brings in stupid news. All this and more!
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Episode 166 – Bad Ads – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Terrible ads all around. And stupid news.
Nov 09, 2021•55 min
Episode 165 – Stevie Wonder Isn’t Blind– We Only Do One Take Podcast
This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! Stevie Wonder can see, Disney is covering up Walt being frozen and Turch stumbles across The Finders Kieran is the news babe for the show. All this and more.
Oct 28, 2021•59 min
Episode 164 – Conspiracy Theories And Porn Stats – We Only Do One Take Podcast
This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, where did the phrase conspiracy theory come from? Is that a conspiracy? Kieran takes us through the porn hub stats. And Turch hates web based applications.
Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Episode 163 – Helen Keller, A Fraud – We Only Do One Take Podcast
This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, Helen Keller, it was all faked. Kieran has a special surprise for the show. All this and more!
Oct 07, 2021•1 hr
Episode 162 – Vegan Burgers – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch complains about Vegans appropriating carnivore words. Kieran learns to shower. And the boys listen to the Libs of TikTok. All this and more!
Sep 30, 2021•56 min
Episode 161 – Earthquaked – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Victoria suffers through an earthquake. Dan from Barre Talk is the show. Turch gets a podcast position upgrade We listen to COVID19 vaccine songs. Plus an alcohol review! All this and more!
Sep 23, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Episode 160 – Kieran Listens To Patrick Michael – We Only Do One Take Podcast
The pandemic has made people have no sense of humour. Kieran hates people on the sidewalk. And the boys watch a Patrick Michael comedy special. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https:/...
Sep 16, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Episode 159 – A Foot Fetish Show – We Only Do One Take Podcast
A man glues his penis shut. Kieran gets a hard on for fresh cut grass. And we listen to a foot fetish podcast. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsI...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Episode 158 – Bad Comedy– We Only Do One Take Podcast
We listen to a bad comedy special. Kieran farts in his sleep. And Turch hates nurses complaining about work. All this and more!
Sep 02, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Episode 157 – State Enforced Lockdown– We Only Do One Take Podcast
The Taliban are back baby! The boys are back in lockdown. Turch hates Netflix. All this and more!
Aug 19, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Episode 156 – Having A Stroke – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch rants about real estate agents. Kieran talks about a guy getting a stroke while having a stroke and the buys talk about weighing steaks. Plus Kieran learns about Chris Chan. All this and more!
Aug 05, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Episode 155 – The BIG SALAD – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran takes credit for a gift, Turch hates another phrase and an influencer is selling digital love. All this and more!
Jul 28, 2021•47 min
Episode 154 – Locked Down Again – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Badly cut pizza, Mexican grapes, fruit makers, bare-bottomed monkey costume with mock genitalia encourage kids to read more books, vaccines giving girls bigger tits and sugar almonds. All this and more from lockdown 5.0!
Jul 22, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Episode 153 – Shirts – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran hates clothes shopping. Turch’s mum doesn’t understand photos And a polyamorous couple doesn’t want to give their children a gender. Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/...
Jul 08, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Episode 152 – An Evening With Jake Savich – We Only Do One Take Podcast
On this special episode, Turch interview Jake Savich, the founder of Guitar of Consciousness. Always amazing to have another musician on the show! Check him out here: https://www.guitarofconsciousness.com/ https://www.facebook.com/JakeSavichMusic/ https://www.instagram.com/jakesavich/?hl=en https://twitter.com/JakeSavich https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIm5W5H13bOA31aVMgWu_0A Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.appl...
Jul 04, 2021•29 min
Episode 151 – On The Rebound– We Only Do One Take Podcast
We have Dan from Barre Talk (Australian Musicians Radio) in studio! Kieran rants a lot. Dan tells us about The WHO stopping women drinking. And Turch shows everyone Dennis Rodman’s podcast. All this and more!
Jun 24, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Episode 149 - Viper
This episode is well worth the wait! Kieran rants about birthday parties and Turch is skeptical about companies celebrating pride month. Plus we listen to one of the best rapper #viper
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Episode 150 – The 150th Episode – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch rants about having an itchy foot, dubbed films and the phase ‘hasn’t aged well’ Kieran reads the news. And the boys review their new podcast
Jun 17, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Episode 148 – In Search Of Bigfoot – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran makes a bet. Turch helps Kieran’s financial situation And lots of talk on nothing All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TPo1 • Twitter...
Jun 03, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Episode 147 – Talking To An Archangel – We Only Do One Take Podcast
On this interview episode (that Kieran said to put out) Turch interviews William Frank Lamar, a self-described Archangel who both God and Jesus have spoken to and done miracles for. Also, the Secret Telepathic Police have invaded his brain. Turch needed to find out more. Follow William at @red240zeeeguy
May 30, 2021•38 min
Episode 146 – The Long Con – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Turch’s long joke finally pays off Sasha Baron Cohan is the worst. A man accidently loses both legs. And more conspiracy theories. All this and more!
May 27, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Episode 145 – The Witches – We Only Do One Take Podcast
More anger. Kieran tried to make holy water. India is a super power by drinking cow pee and covering themselves in cow poo. And the Podcast Consultants listen to a show about witches. Get in that circle All this and more!
May 20, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Episode 144 – The Ministry – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Another loud episode. Meeting agendas, Myki cards and birthday cards set the boys off. Harry Potter fans hate Harry Potter and California release prisons to make prisons safer. And the Podcast Consultants listen to a Christian show. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakep...
May 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Episode 143 – Dissociative Identity Disorder Awareness – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Miss the Podcast Consultants? So did we. This week we look into the Brain Buddies Podcast and we dissociate like crazy. Rants; always. Super glue and overhanging trees set Turch off. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weon...
May 06, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Episode 142 – The Fun Run – We Only Do One Take Podcast
Kieran is going to doing some fun runs: after a buck’s night and a wedding. Turch hates going into the office Biden is taking our meat. And shitty podcast ideas. Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://...
Apr 29, 2021•52 min
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