In this episode of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Kieran shares the shocking story of his car being broken into while his roommate casually watched! Meanwhile, Turch expresses his frustration with Spotify’s ridiculous 15 audiobook limit and takes us down memory lane with the worst Silicon Valley inventions like Juicero and Hidrate. Also, more wild theories and proof that pandas aren't real! Don't miss out on this hilarious, action-packed episode! #Podcast #WeOnlyDoOneTake #CarBreakIn #SpotifyR...
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 14 min
In Episode 259 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast , Turch goes off about guitar store staff who won't let you try guitars and vents about trimming his plants. Kieran and Turch also share their frustrations over the Australian soccer team losing to weak opponents, Kieran gives some questionable financial advice about not buying Dominos pizza on a “pay later” option, and we watch footage from the Melbourne protest against making weapons. Plus, we end with some good ol' dad jokes! You won’t want to...
Sep 15, 2024•1 hr 13 min
In Episode 258 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch goes off on how people are still living in fear of COVID and the hilarity of men peeing outside. We dive into bizarre news from Japan, including the government’s plan to encourage women to move to the countryside and have babies. Plus, we take a closer look at the viral Chase Bank 'infinite money glitch' TikTok trend that’s actually bank fraud, and Turch shares the best joke ever with Kieran. Don’t miss this jam-packed episode full of rant...
Sep 06, 2024•1 hr 10 min
In Episode 257 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch unleashes a rant about how his Father's Day is being hijacked by his dad and father-in-law. We also dive into why open plan offices are a total scam, laugh along with Kieran’s best dad jokes, and watch a guy hilariously explain why inflation is ‘great’ because everything costs double. Plus, the boys react to proud fat people demanding chairs without arms and give a sneak peek at their upcoming country album. Tune in for laughs, rants, and ...
Aug 29, 2024•1 hr 5 min
In Episode 256, Turch goes off on the government for spending money on thinner plastic bins—what's next, paper straws for garbage? Kieran brings the bizarre tale of self-driving Waymo cars in San Francisco, keeping residents awake with their endless honking duels. Plus, the shocking story of a fugitive from a 2004 murder case found working as a police officer. We also dive into some dad jokes penned by Turch himself and endure the 50th episode of Jack Savich's dreadful podcast, "Guitar of Consci...
Aug 22, 2024•1 hr 18 min
In Episode 255 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch and Kieran dive into the outrageous cost of natural gas and their shocking gas bills. They then take a hilarious look at the bizarre sports featured in the Olympics and explore the quirky ways Orthodox Jews navigate Shabbat laws. Plus, we venture into the weird and wonderful world of hobby horsing, discuss a wild news story about a Chicago woman who stole 11,000 boxes of chicken wings over 18 months, and wrap things up with some of Turch's...
Aug 15, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Today we look in to Jake Savich. Jake is our LOLCOW. He is a the Creator of Guitar Of Consciousness, Facilitator @ Access Consciousness, an Energy transformation guitar wizard and an International speaker. And he is super weird. We do a deep dive into him!
Aug 09, 2024•1 hr 11 min
Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!
Jul 18, 2024•1 hr
Turch tells us about his Mother’s Day. Kieran gets mad. And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers. All this and more!
May 23, 2024•54 min
Turch writes a book Kieran plays 2 games of golf And we try to avoid ads. All this and more! Check out Turch’s book https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D29WKCKY
May 10, 2024•1 hr 2 min
The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the strippers. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Kieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Kieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!
Apr 01, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Kieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!
Mar 21, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Turch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!
Mar 14, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Turch knows self driving cars won’t work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!
Feb 29, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn0TP...
Feb 15, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!
Feb 02, 2024•1 hr 3 min
The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing him 15th film. The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans. All this and more in this week’s episode! This interview is also available on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VfbFBM9DBq0 Check out Matt here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Motern-Method-Matt-Farley/dp/B09PHJS3JW https://open.spot...
Jan 25, 2024•59 min
Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more
Jan 11, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Kieran goes to Ikea. Turch is sorting out his poo schedule. The boys want to go to FatCon And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers. All this and more!
Jan 04, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement. Kieran misses the airport business lounge. And the boys get ready for Christmas. All this and more!
Dec 22, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Kieran tells us how to rescue water from a water bottle. Turch tells us more of our technological dystopian future. And the boys use AI to make the worst stringers. All this and more!
Dec 01, 2023•59 min
It’s Turch’s birthday! Kieran gives Turch a gift. Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald. And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah. All this and more!
Nov 26, 2023•1 hr 12 min
Turch makes propaganda. Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women. And the boys get hydrated. All this and more!
Nov 20, 2023•1 hr
On this very special epsiode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fetishist), and host fot he Fart Fetish Podcast. We dive deep into the fetish: his experience, how it works and dozens of questions asked by our community. Check Raj’s podcast out here: https://eproctophilia.org/podcast.html Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram ...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Kieran hates movies that are too long. Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans. And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - htt...
Oct 28, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Kieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty. Turch hates cars turning wide. And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - ...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 2 min
The bonus get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing. And more dad jokes than you can handle. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodca...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Kieran learns about girl maths. Turch likes the Roman Empire. And we listen to a song about eating cum. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1332596345?ct=podlink&mt=2&app=podcast&ls=1 • Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/ • Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/6ywKEhfwsIXLesGyn...
Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 11 min
