Everything Bella, Edward and Jacob have been through these last four books has led up to this...the most disappointing and boring ending of all time. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Thirty Seven- Contrivances, Chapter Thirty Eight- Power and Chapter Thirty Nine- Happily Ever After.
It's Christmas time in the Swan-Cullen-Black house, which means it's time for Bella and Jacob to keep some secrets from Edward. The witnesses all agree to fight, which means something exciting is about to happen right? Our pal Aro even shows up for a battle! Will we finally see some action? Find out as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Thirty Four- Declared, Chapter Thirty Five- Deadline and Chapter Thirty Six- Bloodlust.
Bella and Edward introduce their creepy CGI baby to a bunch of vampires. Oh, and it turns out Bella has a power! Apparently her brain isn't really on a different frequency; or at least, that's what she's telling herself. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Thirty One- Talented, Chapter Thirty Two – Company and Chapter Thirty Three- Forgery.
Alice has a vision about the impending doom headed towards the Cullens. Bella and Edward do what they do best--be gross. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty Eight- The Future, Chapter Twenty Nine- Defection and Chapter Thirty- Irresistible.
Jacob lets Charlie in on his secret to avoid the Cullens taking his tiny child bride halfway across the country. Also, Amanda's hate officially goes on record. Listen this week and Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty Five- Favor, Chapter Twenty Six – Shiny and Chapter Twenty Seven- Travel Plans.
For some reason, it took three full chapters of Bella being a vampire for her to meet her baby. If only the scene in the book was as amazing as the acting masterclass moment that is Kristen Stewart shouting about the Loch Ness Monster. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty Two – Promised, Chapter Twenty Three- Memories and Chapter Twenty Four- Surprise.
After begging for it for three and a half books, Bella is finally a vampire. Just when we thought she couldn't be more obsessed with Edward, she can now see every single perfect disgusting pore on his face. Yikes...Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Nineteen – Burning, Chapter Twenty – New and Chapter Twenty One- First Hunt.
Can we all agree Bella and Edward's wedding was absolutely gorgeous? The movie definitely nailed it for those scenes. The rest? Well, you'll have to listen. Amanda and Kelsey watch Breaking Dawn Part 1 in this week's episode.
Well...Jacob imprints on the monster baby. What more can we say about this one? Listen this week to Chapter Seventeen – What do I look Like? The Wizard of Oz? You Need a Brain? You Need a Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have. and Chapter Eighteen – There are no Words for This.
Jacob and Seth have been spending more and more time with the Cullens, which leaves plenty of room for more awkward moments. Nothing can be quite as awkward as the husband of the girl you've been crushing on for three books hearing the thoughts of their monster baby though, right? Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Fourteen – You Know Things Are Bad When You Feel Guilty For Being Rude to Vampires, Chapter Fifteen – Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock and Chapter Sixteen – Too-Much-I...
Jacob finds his true wolfy calling and becomes alpha of a new rag-tag pack with the Clearwaters. Bella also starts on a crazy new diet. That's about it...things are far less dramatic when Jacob is telling the story. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Eleven –The Two Things at the Very Top of My Things-I-Never-Want-To-Do List, Chapter Twelve –Some People Just Don’t Grasp the Concept of “Unwelcome” and Chapter Thirteen –Good Thing I’ve Got a Strong Stomach. This week's sketch fe...
Our focus now shifts to Jacob's perspective in Book II of Breaking Dawn. Jacob finds out Bella is pregnant, and he is reasonably upset. He becomes more upset when Edward approaches him to **** his wife and give her a new baby. Being a werewolf who is in love with a human who is now married to a vampire sure is weird. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Eight – Waiting for the Damn Fight to Start Already, Chapter Nine –Sure as Hell Didn’t See That One Coming and Chapter Ten – Wh...
Bella and Edward finally consummate their relationship; Bella has only been waiting three whole books for this! Will it be all she hoped for? After one wild night of fang banging, Bella ends up covered in bruises and somehow pregnant. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Four – Gesture, Chapter Five – Isle Esme, Chapter Six – Distraction and Chapter Seven – Unexpected.
After three books of drama, Bella and Edward's big day is finally here! Of course, Bella is still super awkward and embarrassed about the whole thing. Edward also shares he is sad he and Bella will never have a baby...surely that isn't foreshadowing of any kind, right? Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Breaking Dawn Chapter One – Engaged, Chapter Two – Long Night and Chapter Three – Big Day.
Despite the lackluster battles, the movie is far better than the book. Granted, Amanda wasn't too impressed, but hey! At least she was entertained! Listen this week and Amanda and Kelsey discuss Eclipse the movie.
After a heartfelt goodbye with Bella, Stephenie Meyer decided we needed to hear a chapter from Jacob's perspective to shake things up. Jacob struggles with the news of Bella's upcoming wedding and decides to brood about it while being a wolf. So thrilling. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Epilogue – Choice.
Edward and Bella catch up with the rest of the Cullens after a very underwhelming fight scene between Edward and Victoria. The Cullens easily stopped the Newborn army in what was probably a much cooler fight, but we don't get to hear too much about that because the Voltori show up. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty – Five – Mirror, Chapter Twenty – Six – Ethics and Chapter Twenty – Seven – Needs.
In this week's episode, Amanda and Kelsey discuss the world's strangest camping trip. Edward and Jacob talk about Bella, and Edward basically asks Jacob to enter a relationship with him and Bella...weird. Bella and Jacob also kiss; Edward may or may not be into it. Edward and Victoria also fight, but that is clearly not as important as all this relationship drama. Listen to chapter Chapter Twenty- Two – Fire and Ice, Chapter Twenty-Three – Monster and Chapter Twenty – Four – Snap Decision....
Bella decides she cannot possibly stand to go without Edward for one second, and asks him to sit the battle out; eager to please, Eddy boy agrees. After creating a few false trails, Bella, Jacob and Edward cozy up for what can only be described as the start to the most awkward camping trip ever. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Nineteen – Selfish, Chapter Twenty – Compromise and Chapter Twenty-One – Trails.
Graduation and the subsequent party are finally here, but more importantly, the Cullens and the Pack have finally decided they should probably work together to protect the town...and Bella. What could go wrong? Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Sixteen – Epoch, Chapter Seventeen – Alliance and Chapter Eighteen – Instruction.
Why are all the side characters so much more interesting than Bella and Edward? Turns out Jasper is not only an expert when it comes to newborn vampires, but he also fought in the Civil War. Oh, and Jacob has something pretty important to Bella... Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey touch on Chapter Thirteen – Newborn, Chapter Fourteen – Declaration and Chapter Fifteen – Wager.
Bella and Edward are still really insecure about the other one's feelings for some reason...but who cares about that! We finally get to hear the pack's backstory this week! Listen as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Ten – Scent, Chapter Eleven – Legends and Chapter Twelve – Time.
You waited a week for it, and here it is! We finally get to hear Rosalie's backstory. It turns out the rest of the Cullens are far more interesting than Edward. Oh, and apparently Jacob would rather Bella die than become a vampire. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Seven – Unhappy Ending, Chapter Eight – Temper and Chapter Nine – Target.
Alice is on babysitting duty, but that doesn't stop Bella from visiting her FRIEND Jacob Black. Turns out werewolf love at first site is a thing? Weird. Also, if anyone is keeping track, we are 100% #TeamAngela these days. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Four – Nature, Chapter Five – Imprint and Chapter Six – Switzerland.
Amanda and Kelsey are back for Season Three! Bella and Edward pick up right where they left off in New Moon with only a few weeks left of school. Unfortunately, much like in New Moon, Edward refuses to let Bella see her FRIEND Jacob. Vampiric men, am I right? Listen this week as they discuss Chapter One – Ultimatum, Chapter Two – Evasion and Chapter Three – Motives.
Is Mike a marshmallow? Why do werewolves look more like cats than wolves? Without the blue filter, how are we even supposed to know this movie is part of the Twilight Saga?! Amanda and Kelsey answer these and several other burning questions in this week's episode as they discuss the movie New Moon.
Bella and Edward are back in Washington, but how will Bella's relationship with Jacob be moving forward? Will the pack stand by and allow Bella to become a vampire someday? Will Edward and Jacob ever let Bella make her own decisions?! Find out as Amanda and Kelsey discuss the final piece of New Moon, Epilogue: Treaty.
Edward, Bella and Alice made it through their encounter with the Volturi, and they are on their way home. Will Edward stick around this time or is he going to break another promise and leave our girl Bella in the woods again? Find out in this week's episode as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty -Two – Flight, Chapter Twenty-Three – The Truth and Chapter Twenty-Four – Vote. This week's sketch features music by Music: The Right Direction by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com ....
Bella and Alice are making their way to Volterra to save Edward...all because Rosalie decided she wanted to play a fun game of Alice-vison telephone. Will they make it in time? Will Bella forgive Edward? Will we EVER stop talking about Edward? Unclear. Listen this week to Chapter Nineteen – Race, Chapter Twenty – Volterra and Chapter Twenty-One – Verdict. If you or someone you know is struggling with thoughts of suicide, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is here to help. Call 800-273-8255...
Bella is starting to feel more and more conflicted when it comes to Jacob. Here's a hint girl...we're pretty sure you like like him. Something tells us a little phone call is going to ruin everything though...Listen this week and Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Sixteen – Paris, Chapter Seventeen – Visitor and Chapter Eighteen – The Funeral.
