In this episode, Anthony is suffering from severe face funk and Stephen is perfect. We talk about the Five Nights at Freddys movie (mild franchise spoilers), and give important updates on Deathless Issue 2! Check out our books and merch: https://www.wehaveissuespodcast.com/ Hang Out With Us: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wehav... https://www.twitter.com/wehaveissuespod https://www.twitter.com/anthonylafauci https://www.twitter.com/steviewildcard Support us and get bonus episodes and more at Pa...
Nov 02, 2023•36 min
In this episode, we are joined by our "friend", the wonderful author R.M. Hamrick! We discuss her life as a full-time writer, and start talking about conventions but get immediately distracted by the thought of cryptids and dive into a MONSTER TEST about Zombies! This was a fun episode and Rebekah is fantastic! All of her links are below! Find R.M. Hamrick's books and links here: https://amazon.com/dp/B0754X58CF https://patreon.com/rmhamrick https://rmhamrick.com https://reverieharwood.com...
Oct 26, 2023•49 min
In this episode, we discuss some unfortunate internet troll/doxxing issues, pitch one of the silliest movies ever, and we give some context to new viewers with a "Previously on" segment where we discuss some of our running topics/jokes. Go back Barbarian Queen Karybdis while you can!: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/... Find us and all of our books: www.wehaveissuespodcast.com...
Oct 19, 2023•39 min
In this episode, we discuss an unfortunate situation that has been weighing on us and it gets convoluted, personal, and messy. You know, like life in general. I'm sorry that this is a weird, heavy week, and I wish things were different. Hopefully the nonsense will end soon so we can all get on with our lives and find some peace. Thank you all for sticking around and supporting us through the hard times and the good, we love you all and we are thankful to have you around and hope to see you for a...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr
Welcome to We Have Issues, the weekly show about life, the universe, and everything that goes wrong while trying to make comic books. This week, we discuss aging, loneliness, and honestly we spend a lot of time talking about sea creature anatomy and it was hilarious. We uncovered some otherworldly truths, pitched a fake movie, and probably said the word "penis" or "dong" 400 times. Feel free to count for us and tell us the number in the comments! Thank you for all of your support and for giving ...
Oct 07, 2023•47 min
In this episode, we are excited to talk to Daniel Quigley, the author of the recently published book, Thunderstruck! We discuss what it's like to have your work out in the wild, talk about dealing with self-doubt, and then explore what a Gnome really is! Most importantly, we get to the bottom of Daniel's Jar Jar Binks infatuation! This is a hilarious episode and I hope you all check out Daniel's podcast, @dmiwpodcast and buy his book, Thunderstruck! Find Thunderstruck here: https://www.amazon.co...
Oct 01, 2023•1 hr 5 min
In this episode, we celebrate finishing Deathless Issue 2! We're so excited to get this issue out to everyone! We discuss some of what comes next, and talk about Anthony's dumb Tinder temptation, all while joined by the incredibly cool, calm, and collected Stevie Wild West Card! Buy all of our books now at: https://www.wehaveissuespodcast.com/...
Sep 23, 2023•37 min
In this episode, we kind of make a drama sandwich as we discuss some wonderful news about Stephen's daughter, then talk about an unfortunate breakup, but end with some hope as we pitch a new movie idea, and reveal our plans for finishing Deathless Issue 2! Thank you all for taking time to watch our show, it really does mean so much to us! We hope you remember to like and subscribe, and share links with your friends! Check out our books and merch: https://www.wehaveissuespodcast.com/ Hang Out Wit...
Sep 14, 2023•1 hr 5 min
We're a weekly show that talks about the process of making comic books, but we're also just two best friends who have a lot on our minds. I'm sure a lot of you are out there juggling just as much as us, and I hope you know that we are rooting for you. Come hang out, grab a seat, and talk about silly stuff with us for a while.
Sep 07, 2023•48 min
This week, we are joined by the incredibly comic writer Steve Urena, creator of Slow Pokes, Zombie Date Night, Ex-Maschina, and now Foul Mouth: The Superhero Who Gets Her Powers From Cursing! We talk about making comics in an ever-changing, precarious social media climate, staying positive, and alien anatomy. It's a hilarious conversation with one of our closest indie comic friends, and we think you'll like this one! Remember to go back Steve's book, Foul Mouth as soon as possible!: https://www....
Aug 30, 2023•43 min
This is a weekly show about the various issues and obstacles we face while making comics. This week, Anthony goes to New York for the first time, there's an attempted robbery, Stephen cuts his hair off, and one of us has a major comic book success! We also question the secrets of the Tetrisverse and explore why Superman is the way he is. Please remember to back The Elf With No Name on Kickstarter, while you can!: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jpls/the-elf-with-no-name-1-fantasy-western-co...
Aug 24, 2023•56 min
In this episode, Anthony passes the conch/torch/issue of Deathless over to Stephen, and things get predictably wild with our incredible guest, author N.J. Alexander! We discuss Nick's wonderful new book Fogbound, play a game of Comic Conjectures, and most importantly, dive into the sticky rabbit hole of Ice Spiders! Remember to back The Elf With No Name: (Only 2 weeks left) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/... Find N.J. Alexander: https://twitter.com/Nick_A_Writes link to Fogbound ARCs: http...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 3 min
In this one, we talk about what we will do if we win a billion dollars, share some panels from Deathless 2, and answer some Questions From the Colony! There's also an unplanned Pitches Get Stitches, and I hope you all enjoy it! We had a lot of fun in this episode, and Stephen's segment songs were killing us both in the best way! Thank you all for taking time to watch our show, it really does mean so much to us! We hope you remember to like and subscribe, and share links with your friends!...
Aug 09, 2023•50 min
In this episode, we are joined by the incredibly cool, kind, and absurdly knowledgeable Marc Davis! He's a cohost of the podcasts Know Nonsense Trivia, and Lyrics To Go, and he also happens to be someone we've known for a really, really long time! We discuss the importance of being there for your friends, explore The Squonk, and read a hilarious real-life scammer chat involving a super intelligent dog!
Aug 03, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Olan Rogers joins us to talk about time management, being passionate about your work, the Final Space Graphic Novel, and, most importantly, friggin GHOSTS! We are so thankful to have had the chance to talk with him, it was an absolute blast! He was kind enough to spend an hour and a half with us and shared some wonderful and hilarious stories, as well as some incredibly insightful information about creating, pitching, and producing stories!
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 41 min
It's episode 150! We do a fun Monster Test, where we try to figure out how the heck vampires become vampires, and then we read the longest, and weirdest potential bot/scammer chat ever. Seriously, this is just absolutely bonkers! We announce a new future segment, talk a bit about doing 150 episodes of this show, and try to express our gratitude for all of you! Make sure you remember to subscribe! Share our episodes with everyone you know and help us make this show bigger than ever! Buy Our Books...
Jul 20, 2023•1 hr 3 min
In this episode, Stephen and Anthony discuss Teen Wolf and computer issues, pitch one of the silliest pitches ever, and answer a couple of questions from the colony! We are so excited to be making so much progress with Deathless Issue 2, and can't wait for you all to read it!
Jul 02, 2023•43 min
In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss the fact that Stephen's mom has got it going on, work place injuries, Anthony's new car, screaming into the abyss, and a potential sci-fi movie pitch!
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 4 min
In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony solve the A.I. issue, discuss some car troubles, and answer some fun questions from the colony, including: What is our creative process, and which would win a pterodactyl or a different pterodactyl with a gun.
Jun 01, 2023•51 min
In this episode, we are joined by Tina B. Awesome, Stephen's incredible wife! She helps us answer Questions From the Colony, and decide which monster we might be able to beat in a fight!
May 18, 2023•48 min
In this one, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony answer more questions from the colony, celebrate Stephen's return by throwing him under every bus, and laugh at some of the silliest nonsense we've ever discussed. This one was a lot of fun! Stay tuned after the closing song for even more ridiculousness!
Apr 19, 2023•55 min
Unfortunately, for the entire colony, Stevie Wildcard is sick this week, but since we refuse to ever miss a week, Anthony decided to just ramble incoherently for a bit to fill the time! Is it our best episode? Probably. Will there be better ones as soon as Stephen is back? There better be. Anthony gets some anger out and really tells Stephen how he feels, discusses the oddity of The Faculty, contemplates the frustrations of feelings, and generally rambles for a while about being a human person.
Apr 13, 2023•32 min
In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony forget the word "cloaca" and accidentally summon an Ostrich diety. They answer Questions From The Colony, discuss the incredible Kickstarter success, and basically get weird and laugh for 40 minutes.
Apr 05, 2023•49 min
In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss how Kevin Smith hates Anthony, celebrate some victories with creative friends, explore a Josh Hartnett villain era, and begin to bring back the Ostrich Colony. Thank you all for giving our show a chance, and for showing us so much love and support over the years! You really make this all worth it, and we appreciate the heck out of each of you! If this was your first episode, oh boy. I'm sorry. Also, Welcome to the cult. I mean, colony. Welcome...
Mar 30, 2023•41 min
In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss brain burnout, answer a bunch of fun viewer questions, and laugh way too hard at way too many things. Want to know our friendship and artistic origin? We talk about that here. Want to know which Marvel and DC characters Stephen wants to see in a relationship? I know you do. This is an extra long, mostly silly episode and we hope you love it!
Mar 23, 2023•1 hr 20 min
In this episode, Stephen and Anthony discuss the recent public drama surrounding TMNT and The Little Mermaid, talk about insecurities and perspective, and share a story about one of the times that Anthony probably died and jumped realities. Warning: We do talk briefly about a sexytime encounter, so that exists. Also, never say "sexytime encounter" unless that's cool. In which case, IT WAS MINE. I CREATED THAT. Tell your friends.
Mar 16, 2023•59 min
In this episode, we share some hilarious stories from our latest convention! Anthony meets the Million Dollar Man, Stephen watches Anthony try to not look at a woman, Someone falls! (It was Stephen), it was a huge success!
Mar 09, 2023•44 min
In this episode, Anthony and Stephen break down some issues with Poltergeist, answer a few important viewer questions, and record their Kickstarter Video for Deathless Issue 2!
Mar 02, 2023•35 min
In this one, we are all over the place in the best way possible! We talk about a conspiracy of shapeshifting aliens, underwear preferences, what the future holds, the screenwriting contest, and, of course, we share some new pages from Deathless Issue 2! This was a fun conversation and I really hope you all enjoy the heck out of it! Don't forget to like and subscribe to the show! Share us on every social media app, and with everyone you can think of! Everything helps and we appreciate the heck ou...
Feb 23, 2023•49 min
In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and I discuss the beautiful oddity of Freddy Krueger, perform a hilarious Bot chat, and reveal the latest page of Deathless. This one was a lot of fun, and we hope you all enjoy it! Thank you all for watching and supporting our show!
Feb 15, 2023•43 min
