What do you think of when you hear the word Angels? No need to answer. We already know what you’re going to say. It’s 'Angel' by Shaggy. Who could ever forget the lyrics to this classic tune? “Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angelCloser than my peeps you are to me, babyShorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angelGirl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady”However, we get the feeling that Shaggy never read the Monster Manual because his view on angels is…inaccurate. If we go by Wiz...
Feb 16, 2021
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang does a chase scene, does some backtracking and makes a silent ally. And then, holy smokes, guess what? Is that the entrance to the lower level of the Old Stonefist City?
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 44
“I’m just a kidAboleth is a nightmare”-Simple Plan I bet you didn’t know that “I’m Just A Kid” was really about the Aboleth, did you?
Feb 16, 2021
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang actually discovers something useful. Well actually, to be precise, they’ve come across a lot of things that would have been useful, but for some reason decided to ignore those things. So let’s amend that statement to be “This week The Gang not only discovers something useful, but also have the wherewithal to realize that it is useful in the moment.” They also briefly split the party but thankfully come to their senses before going to far....
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 43
Welcome to the first episode of our new series ‘Monster Friends’! We’re really excited about it and hope you are too. The Dungeons and Dragons Monster manual has a ton of entries in it, but we don’t think it’s fair to label all those creatures as ‘monsters’. We think a lot of them are probably pretty great and friendly. So in each episode of Monster Friends, Kyle and Alex take a look at a new creature and try to decide if they’re fiends or friends. Alex takes a guess at what she thinks the monst...
Feb 16, 2021
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang moves further into the Old Stonefist City Ruins. Bort takes over cartography duties and uses that as an excuse to ignore some unpleasant things along the way. Nubz dry heaves quite a bit and Kroy tries, yet again, to kiss something he probably shouldn’t.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 42
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang continues to explore the city. Nubz’s propensity to drink saves her from some undesirable effects. Bort and Kroy aren’t so lucky. They also “discover” the main pillar of Dwarven economy.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 41
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang begins their descent into the lower levels of the Old Stonefist City. Kroy finds a sandwich while Nubz and Bort struggle with slugs. They are all starting to lose their minds. It’s fun.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 40
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang leaves Goodleaf and heads off into the Southern Mountains with a very hungover Hamilton as their guide. They reach Stonefist City and meet Jefferson Stonefist, the grizzled yet charismatic leader of the Stonefist Clan who sends them down into the old abandoned city in search of the next Orb.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 39
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang finally gets to the bottom of things. They figure out what’s going on in Goodleaf and…they’re kind of OK with it all. Which, honestly, is kind of surprising. They also learn that, holy shit, they’ve made things so much more difficult for themselves than it needs to be. Like, The Gang lies. The Gang knows they lie. They know they keep information back. But they don’t think that anyone else lies. It really shows a lack of comprehension on how...
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 38
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang continues to work their way towards earning the medallion that will get them into the Champions Club. Also, Nubz eats a live bird.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 37
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang has failed to keep a low profile and get a lecture from their new dad. Kroy earns a bunch of money and promptly loses it all. Nubz gets good and drunk and Bort sets out to be the very best, like no one ever was. But like, this isn’t Pokémon.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 36
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang infiltrates Mr. Ocean’s house and things go…swimmingly? And by that I mean it’s like they were swimming in the ocean but there was riptide and they don’t know the trick to getting out of the riptide. Things went sideways, is what I mean. But not the proper kind of sideways that would get you out of a riptide… look, this started off as a better analogy in my head and I got lost along the way.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 35
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang attends a speech (but it might have been a concert instead?) and they do some more sleuth work. Nubz finds the source of the pendants, Kroy discovers that a supposed ally might not be what they seem and Bort… well, Bort sings Baby Shark. For a long time. Like, all night. He loves it.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 34
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang uhh… fucking torture someone? Did their alignment just change? They might just have a new ally in Goodleaf as well. The beginnings of a plan are starting to form in order to deal with whatever is happening in town. I can’t be more specific than that without spoilers.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 33
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the Festival of the Grotesque is almost set to officially begun but first the gang does some janky-ass math, Bark Scruffalo serves a purpose…kind of. Nubz gets even more frustrated with books, Kroy tries to pitch a Cool Burger franchise to yet another uninterested potential investor and Bort tries his darnedest to be sneaky.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 32
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang does some investigating around Goodleaf; Nubz heads over to the library while Bort and Kroy round up a group of local ‘hoodlums’ for questioning. They also go out for brunch. All in all it was an unusually productive day for Sef’s Boys and the Girl.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 31
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang goes to sleep without posting a guard and that turns probably exactly how you think it does. They learn a little bit about the Traditions of the Festival of the Grotesque and they don’t really like it. They basically end up pulling an all-nighter. Nubz reassures everyone that she is very good at being able to tell if someone is drunk or charmed.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 30
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang goes on a pub crawl, sees a “comedy show” and then attempts to meet up with (and possibly accost) a dwarf.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 29
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang gets a few last power ups and then they head down to the city of Goodleaf just in time to celebrate the Festival of the Grotesque. Bort has big plans for Scrambles, his totally real and not at all imaginary horse. Nubz struggles with accents and Kroy continues to be a straight up weirdo.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 28
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang picks up some new magic items, they level up and they try to solve the mystery of Sef’s Mom. It… doesn’t go as they planned.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 27
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang returns home and finally gets another taste of that sweet, sweet Cool Burger meat. It’s 100% Beef. We promise. There are a lot of other things that happen, but honestly, they pretty much all involve Cool Burger.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 26
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′. The gang finally makes it Elhoryn Tyranth’s tower and learn somethings about the tear and the brass orb. Violet reveals some shit about her powers, Kroy gets his wizards mixed up and Nubz suggests shoving Tompkins in a sac. Bort’s there too.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 25
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, despite (or maybe because of) Bort’s negative intelligence modifier, he reevaluates the intelligence of the gang’s tactics regarding the Shimmering Tear, Kroy struggles a lot and Nubz tries to play therapist. Also, Violet is super sad now. This is a pretty important episode and I don’t think they fully realize it.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 24
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang opens a portal, Kroy loses another dart, Nubz gets in touch with her pyromaniac side and Bort does a murder.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 23
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang channels Tom Petty pretty hard then Kroy force feeds drugs to a child and finally Bort comes face to face with a vision from his past.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 22
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, The gang fights a porn goblin, Nubz remembers she can transform into different animals (but STILL DOESN’T BOTHER TO DO IT!) and they all, once again, get stumped by a hole in the ground. Like honestly, holes in the ground are quickly becoming their arch nemesis.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 21
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ Nubz, Kroy and Bort the Grappler head out to the abandoned mine to try and find the missing villagers. But first they find a gassy hole, and are incredibly loud. Stealth is really not their strong suit.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 20
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ Nubz, Kroy and Bort the Grappler demonstrate an inability to form a plan, find Tompkins again and are reacquainted with an old “friend”. Also, Nubz adds another hat to her collection and someone wants to party.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 19
On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ Nubz goes full Spider-Man, Bort is a real charmer and, remember when planking was cool? Yeah, well Kroy and a bunch of the townsfolk start planking all over the place at really inopportune times. Also, where’s Tompkins? I bet he’d be helpful.
Feb 16, 2021•Ep. 18
