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We Have Darkvision

Kyle Andrewswehavedarkvision.com
A Comedy Adventure Podcast loosely based on the rules of D&D
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Episodes

Ep 107. Closing A Door For The First Time

This is it. The Final episode. The Gang has defeated Bazorok and all that's left to do now is return home. But escaping the Abyss might not be as easy as they thought. And when The Gang does get home, they still might have to deal with the Goblin and Demon armies left a Red Rock. Let's hope the Knights of Eld and the Elves have done their jobs back at the fortress.

Feb 07, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 107

Ep 106. So You're Telling Us There's A Chance Part 5

This week, The Gang puts everything they have into this one last push to defeat Bazorok. Everything they've done has been building to this moment. Their enemy is weak, all they have to do is finish the job. But even if they do manage to destroy Bazorok once and for all, will Nubz, Kroy and Bort the Grappler be able to escape the abyss and return home?

Feb 02, 20241 hr 29 minEp. 106

Ep 105. So You're Telling Us There's a Chance Part 4

This week The Gang gets a better look at the source of Elhoryn's power. Then Bort's Goat Boys get their first taste of battle, Kroy throws up... again, and Nubz decides she's had enough of Bazorok's bullshit and decides to take the fight straight to his house. Bazorok might not be having fun anymore.

Jan 24, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 105

Ep 104. So You're Telling Us There's a Chance Part 3

g their own, but their archenemies are proving to be more powerful than they had hoped. Can Bort, Nubz and Kroy do enough damage to bring the Abyssal Allstars down before backup arrives? Or will the hordes of goblins and demons overwhelm them?

Jan 17, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 104

Ep 103. So You're Telling Us There's a Chance Part 2

Captain's Stronghold completely undetected... right until the very end of the episode. They are now in the middle of the Hobgoblin Barracks, surrounded and no longer undetected. So the question for this week isn't "Will the gang finally confront Bazorok?" because, they definitely do find themselves in his presence. The real question is: "Does the Gang confront Bazorok on their own terms? Or are they brought in front of him as captives?"

Jan 10, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 103

Ep 102. So You're Telling us There's a Chance Part 1

The Gang makes their way into the Captain's Stronghold, hoping to finally confront Bazorok and Elhoryn and end the demonic invasion once and for all. But before they get there, some alarms, high ranking officers, and a few self inflicted obstacles get in their way. Will quick thinking and a few well placed spells get Nubz, Kroy and Bort the Grappler through safely?

Jan 03, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 102

Ep 101. Beyond a Shadow of a Déjà Vu Part 3

Past Elhoryn Tyranth is up to no good (possessed, perhaps?) and Kroy has caused a problem, again. And then the whole gang ends up stuck somewhere they probably don't want to be stuck even though all they want to do is find Bazorok and maybe ask him to stop being such a bad guy. Will they ever make it to him?

Dec 27, 202355 minEp. 101

Golems- Monster Friends

Golems are weird. More specifically, one type of golem is weird. And maybe it's not even the golem that's weird. Maybe it's the person that makes that one type of golem is weird. There are 4 types of golem: Iron, Clay, Stone and Flesh. We'll let you decide which is the weird one. Hint: If you say anything other than Flesh, you're messed in the head. But are Golems friends or fiends? Check out the episode and then let us know what you think.

Aug 16, 202226 min

Ep 100. Beyond a Shadow of a Déjà Vu

The Gang is surrounded by angry light nipples in a fortress filled with phantoms of past occupants. Is it time travel? Does it matter? Yeah, it probably matters. Also, Bort tries to read, Kroy has a shotgun (?!) and Nubz find an old (but young) acquaintance in phantom form.

Aug 02, 202252 minEp. 100

Goblins- Monster Friends

This is a show is actually about turkeys because they're just gobblin' around. Good joke. This week is actually about the tiny little pests known as goblins. You probably think you know everything about them, and you're probably right. But did you know that a Goblin King is almost undoubtedly the least powerful monarch around? Come learn about them and then let us know what you think. Are goblins friends or fiends?

Jul 26, 202218 min

Gnomes, Deep (Svirfneblin)- Monster Friends

This week we look at the only creature in the Monster Manual with full on punctuation in its name. I have no idea why this isn't listen under 'D' for 'Deep Gnome', or 'S' for 'Svirfneblin', but here we are. Come learn about them, and then let us know what you think.

Jul 19, 202222 min

Ep 99. Beyond a Shadow of a Déjà Vu Part 1

The Gang is back inside the walls of Red Rock, but something seems different. But also, eerily familiar? I get the feeling they're not going to like what they find.

Jul 12, 202255 minEp. 99

Gnolls- Monster Friends

"All that the light touches belongs to you, Simba. Everything else belongs to the Gnolls." Actually, even the things the light touches also belongs to the Gnolls if they want it. They're pretty freakin' ruthless. But they're also kinda cool. So come learn about them, then let us know what you think. Are Gnolls friends, or fiends?

Jun 30, 202226 min

Ep 98. Return of the Kroy

El Diablo is dead. Did The Gang beat the game? No. Obviously not. There's still a whole demon infestation to deal with. But first we're going to find out exactly what Kroy has been trying to tell us for the last 5 episodes. Kroy is back, baby! Or at least, The Gang is hoping he is.

Jun 22, 20221 hrEp. 98

Gith- Monster Friends

What do you need to know about the Gith? They are one people split into two factions: the Githyanki and the Githzerai. Those two factions hate each each. That's the really important, but very basic thing you need to know. There's a lot of cool stuff going on in this episode that I don't want to spoil, but I will say that pirates, dragons and maybe even some Digimon all make an appearance. So come give the episode a listen, then let us know what you think. Are the Gith friends or fiends?...

Jun 14, 202231 min

Ep 97. That's a Lot of Lampshades

This week, The Gang confronts El Diablo, for what they hope will be the final time. But are they finally strong enough to take him on? Or is he gonna stomp all over them again, just like he always does? Also, where did all these lampshades come from?

Jun 07, 202259 minEp. 97

Gibbering Mouther- Monster Friends

Well, there's not a whole lot to say about this week's creature. It's just a terrifying wad of gum. Although I will say that as bad as you think this gum monster might be based on it's picture, I can guarantee you that the reality is even worse. So come learn about this glorping goo monster and then let us know what you think; are Gibbering Mouthers friends or fiends? Also, what's you favourite gum flavour?

May 24, 202213 min

Ep 96. Actually, One Simply Does Walk Into Red Rock Part 2

This week, The Gang realizes that maybe, getting into Red Rock wasn't actually the hard part of their task. An unnerving encounter with the demons leads The Gang to reconsider their approach. Is it time to fall back and regroup? Oh, and how are the Elves doing?

May 17, 20221 hrEp. 96

Ep 95. Actually, One Simply Does Walk Into Red Rock

This week The Gang rides a raging Mastodon along a path of destruction. But with Demons and Goblins closing in on all sides, they have their work cut out for them. Will they survive long enough to reach the portal inside the North tower? And even if they make it there, will they be able to close it?

Apr 05, 20221 hr 1 minEp. 95

Giants Part 2- Monster Friends

Last episode we looked into the history and lore surrounding Giants. This week we get into the details about the 6 different types of Giants. The nice thing about giants is that their names really do tell you everything you need to know about them. Fire Giants like fire, Storm Giants like storms. The Not so nice thing about Giants is that it turns out they're not all that nice. But are they friends or are they fiends? Give the episode a listen and let us know what you think....

Mar 30, 202236 min

Ep 94. Snakes On A Plane Shift

The Gang finds themselves on a new plane of existence, although they have no idea which one. But at least it's not the Abyss. And they managed to rescue Lazar, so everything seems to be on the up and up. Right? Surely nothing will go wrong here.

Mar 22, 202258 minEp. 94

Giants Part 1- Monster Friends

This week's entry is so big, we had to split it into two episodes! And no, that's not just a joke about Giants being really tall. Giants have been around since basically the beginning of time, and that means there's a lot of things for us to talk about. So this week, Alex and Kyle get into all the lore behind the Giant's creation and their history as a people. But we'll hold of on rating these big boys until after our next episode where we'll get into the details about -and the differences betwe...

Mar 15, 202224 min

Ep 93. Road to Red Rock Redux Part 3

The Gang has been bouncing from one bad situation to the next, most of which involve demons that want to kill them. Kroy is slowly slipping closer to madness, Bort shows off his Robin Hood skills, and Nubz is really starting to realize just how powerful her magic can be.

Feb 22, 202252 minEp. 93

Ghouls and Ghasts- Monster Friends

The title of this episode makes it sound like we're coving two monsters this week. Ghouls and Ghasts? That's definitely two monsters, right? Well, sort of. But not really. Ghasts are pretty much just Ghouls that did a little weight lifting and maybe read a book (or, more likely, tried to read a book but gave up. Which is still more than a Ghoul ever did.) But what are Ghouls? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out. But as a brief overview, they sound a little bit like zombies, but they...

Feb 15, 202219 min

Ep 92. Road to Red Rock Redux Part 2

The Gang is in the Abyss, fighting a flock of Vulture Demons, Bort refuses to cover his mouth and keep breathing in poisonous Blood Dust. Kroy stalls for time and ends up getting The Gang into even more trouble and Nubz is the only one who seems to have any sort of grasp on just how dangerous the Abyss is.

Feb 08, 202256 minEp. 92

Ghosts- Monster Friends

Back in university, I (Kyle) moved into a place with 3 roommates. It was Myself, my friends Mark and Dave, and an 8 year old girl named Charlotte Brown who died in the early 1900s. So I'm pretty much an expert on ghosts already. But just in case you aren't an expert, here's a basic run down: Ghosts used to be alive, but now they're dead and they're gonna haunt you. Sounds scary right? Well don't worry. We've got some tips on how to get rid of ghosts. So come give the episode a listen and then le...

Feb 01, 202223 min

Ep 90. Road to Red Rock Redux

The Gang has asked Mr. Ocean to help guide them through the Abyss, in order to help them find the portal Bazorok used to gain access to Red Rock Fortress. Mr. Ocean listened to their plans and agreed to be their guide. The Gang leveled up with the help of Sef and they are joined by an Elven army as they make their second attempt to get to Red Rock. Last time they got captured by Hobgoblins. Let's hope they have a little less trouble this time.

Jan 25, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 90

Genies- Monster Friends

Your wish has come true! We're finally doing the Genie episode! Oh, what's that? Your final wish wasn't for us to talk about these all powerful beings from the elemental planes? Well fine. Whatever. Genies don't really cast wishes anyway. I mean, they can grant wishes, but it's not really that big of a part of their lives. Aladdin really blew that part of out proportion. Also, genies very rarely live in lamps. And half of them are evil. Genies are an interesting creature in that, probably everyt...

Jan 18, 202228 min

Ep 90. So He's Not A Serial Killer?

This is it. The moment we've all been waiting for. No, it's not the final leg of the campaign. Well, no. It is the final leg of the campaign, if you wanna get technical about it. But what we really meant is that we final find out who Sef really is. And then The Gang makes a plan as to how to beat the game, which I guess is the whole point of this. BUT SEF THOUGH! WHO IS HE?

Jan 11, 202257 minEp. 90

Gargoyles- Monster Friends

Gargoyles are pretty much exactly what you expect them to be. They are living stone creatures that hide on top of buildings and scare or hurt people that come to close to them. But they're not like the 90s Disney cartoon. In D&D, gargoyles aren't statues that come to life at night. It turns out Gargoyles the Creatures are completely separate from Gargoyles the Statues. So come listen to the episode to learn how the statues and the creatures are related and the origin story of the living garg...

Jan 04, 202217 min
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