“It’s a Tales from the Crypt episode, without the blood and obscenity!” - Chris On this week’s episode, the 2025 Listener Request Month kicks off with a convo about the sleepy 1986 monkey horror, Link! Why couldn’t we see any of these kills? How hilarious is that dog puppet? What exactly is Terence Stamp’s character studying with these chimps? And look at that little peeper, Link, ruining that sensual bath! PLUS: Worst job on set? Definitely the person who had the dye the orange orangutan black ...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 39 min•Season 15Ep. 787
On this week's On-Screen Live, we're checking in on the start of the latest season of Mike White's The White Lotus, reviewing a really not-great Christoph Waltz Secret Movie™️ called Old Guy, analyzing the weekend box office & making some predictions for who's gonna win what on Hollywood's Biggest Night! On-Screen Live airs Mondays at noon/eastern on our YouTube channel! U.K. and European listeners: be sure to snag your tickets for our 3-night, 6-show residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival,...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 5 min
“Who doesn’t want to live like the Donner party?” - Steve On this week’s episode, WAIT-WHUT-uary comes to a close with a convo on a film by the MACK DADDY of WAIT-WHUT endings, M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs! How amazing are all the performances in this movie? Kids included! Is this one of Night’s best-shot films, what with the incredible cinematography by the legendary Tak Fujimoto? How hilarious is that Michael Showalter appearance? And who didn’t mess themselves with that Brazilian birthday party...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr 51 min•Season 15Ep. 786
On this week's OSL, we're reviewing the latest film shot out of the MCU, Captain America: Brave New World, along with the latest wild-ass film from Oz Perkins, The Monkey! PLUS: We're doing the drawing for the 2025 Listener Request Month, so be sure to listen to this episode to find out what we're watching and talking about next month! On-Screen Live airs every Monday at noon/eastern on our YouTube channel: YOUTUBE DOT COM SLASH WE HATE MOVIES U.K. and European listeners: be sure to snag your ti...
Feb 19, 2025•58 min
“[This movie] has the vibes of The Fugitive... ” - Andrew On this week’s episode, WAIT-WHUT-uary goes into legal thriller territory with a chat on the totally entertaining courtroom drama, Primal Fear! What an absolutely phenomenal cast, no? How hilarious is John Mahoney getting so psyched over all that Chinese food? Wouldn’t we all have watched that Andre Braugher Goodman TV spin-off it feels like they’re setting up? How great is it to have another movie where the great city of Chicago is a cha...
Feb 18, 2025•2 hr 2 min•Season 15Ep. 785
On this week's OSL broadcast, we'll be reviewing Josh Ruben's new holiday slasher, Heart Eyes, reacting to the trailer for Gareth Edwards' new dino sequel, Jurassic World: Rebirth, going over the weekend box office & taking a look at some of the upcoming movies teased during this year's Big Game including Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, M3GAN 2.0, Thunderbolts & more! Be sure to catch the replay of our Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire live show, available now through this Thursday,...
Feb 12, 2025•1 hr 1 min
“This is a version of New York that died immediately on 9/11” - Steve, on the film’s vibe On this episode, WAIT-WHUT-uary continues with a chat about the early-aughts Cameron Crowe psychological thriller, Vanilla Sky! How amazing is all this New York City cinematography? Was this one of the last times Tom did some super-serious dramatic acting? Can we get more Kurt Russell characters like this doctor guy? Can we also just get Jason Lee back in movies in general? Has Cameron Diaz ever been better...
Feb 11, 2025•2 hr 12 min•Season 15Ep. 784
“This one might be 15 years in the making!” - Andrew, on doing this episode On this month’s We ❤️ Movies , we’re finally getting around to chatting about one of our all-time cult faves, Donnie Darko! Released smack-dab in the middle of our formative years, this movie features a WILD list of incredible actors giving memorable performances, a fantastic 80’s soundtrack, a terrifying giant rabbit, and one helluva—hey! What're you doing in the middle of the road, HUH? This episode is for subscribers ...
Feb 06, 2025•10 min•Season 15Ep. 783
On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the Sophie Thatcher/Jack Quaid horror-ish thriller, Companion, along with the new Will Ferrell/Reese Witherspoon wedding comedy, You're Cordially Invited. We'll also be going over the weekend box office, reacting to the trailer for Drop, and chatting about the Secret Movie™️, Alarum, starring Sylvester Stallone and Scott Eastwood! Be sure to catch the replay of our Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire live show, available now through February 13th! U.K. and ...
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr
“If this movie was made today… it would absolutely be a direct-to-VOD situation!” - Steve On this week’s episode, we kick off our dumbest theme month yet, Wait-WHUT-uary, with a long-time-coming episode on the psychological thriller, Identity! How hard does the twist ending destroy this movie? Can we all agree to let John Cusack be great in worthwhile stuff once again? Is the whole judicial situation above board in this movie? And how hilarious are some of these deaths? PLUS: Coming this summer,...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Season 15Ep. 782
On the triumphant return of On-Screen Live in 2025, we're back and better than ever, playing catch-up on movies and reviewing Flight Risk starring Mark Wahlberg and Mark Wahlberg's haircut, Leigh Whannell's Wolf Man, Steven Soderbergh's Presence from NEON, and the scrapped Star Trek pilot disguised as a TV movie, Section 31! We'll also check in on the weekend box office, and more! Be sure to catch us LIVE this Thursday, January 30 at 9pm/et for our first worldwide digital event of the year where...
Jan 29, 2025•58 min
“Marcus is now full-on Homer Simpson!” - Eric, on Marcus being lured by candy On this week’s episode, we conclude our month of talking about movies from last year with a chat around the latest in the seemingly never-ending buddy cop franchise, Bad Boys: Ride or Die! How hilarious is this Joey Pants Scream 3 video? Wasn’t it the smart move to bring some more comedy back into these movies? We’re looking at you, part three! And how rad is all this Ambulance -esque drone cinematography? PLUS: A dece...
Jan 28, 2025•2 hr 9 min•Season 15Ep. 781
“One fella is just hollowed out!” - Chris on xeno aftermath gore On this week’s episode, we’re taking the show back to Franchise Town as we chat about the solid-ish sci-fi sequel/prequel/in-between-quel, Alien: Romulus! How incredible are all the ship and planetary designs in this film? Should they have kept the entire story on the mining colony and had the xenos just chasing them down there? How great is David Jonsson in this film, portraying both Andy and Upgraded Andy? Is Bjorn the most annoy...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 55 min•Season 15Ep. 780
“He’s constantly the hype man for the Beekeeper!” - Eric on Jeremy Irons in this movie On this episode, we’re having an absolute blast chatting about the outrageously fun revenge flick, The Beekeeper! First off, is this the best Jason Statham Movie™️? Did we really need these very bad and uninteresting F.B.I. characters? Can every Statham revenge movie feature at least one scene where he’s beating the crap out of tech bros? And how about that spectacular dummy work? PLUS: Rest in Peace, Marvin t...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 40 min•Season 15Ep. 779
“I think I could get into LIGHT cannibalism…” - Steve On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2025, we’re chatting about the under-seen and under-appreciated action adventure, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga! How fantastic is Chris Hemsworth’s performance here? Can we get more wild-ass action sequences like the siege on the War Rig? Can more sequel and prequel makers take a note from this film and not be afraid to—hey there! This episode is for subscribers and Roobillies only! To access the full show, head...
Jan 10, 2025•11 min•Season 15Ep. 778
“Her character…it’s like she’s an alien!” - Eric, on Cassie Webb On the first episode of 2025, we’re kicking off a month of talking about movies we saw last year— good, bad and otherwise— and it all starts with, you guessed it, Madame Web! Why is every single performance in this film so stiff? How are so many previous draft ideas still stuck in the final product? Why can’t these girls get their powers in this movie so something can actually happen? And in this movie, seriously asking here, is Ca...
Jan 07, 2025•1 hr 58 min•Season 15Ep. 777
“He’s a master of disguise, okay?” - Steve on our New Year’s killer On our final episode of 2024, we welcome Stuart Wellington of The Flophouse podcast on the show to chat about the fairly fun holiday slasher, New Year’s Evil! How great are these long-forgotten bands playing on stage? Would you watch this sleazy, locally broadcast New Year’s Eve special? How funny is this killer trying to juggle all his audio equipment in that phone booth? Could our Mr. Evil have looked around for a more believa...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Season 15Ep. 776
“The answer to almost all questions we’re gonna ask here is: it’s Florida” - Chris, on the Ernest-related insanity in this movie On this special Christmas Eve episode, we’re chatting about the silly Christmas cult fave, Ernest Saves Christmas! Why did this old Santa wait so long to give up his Santa power? What’s with Ernest hiding that “Keep the CHRIST in Christmas” bumper sticker in his glove box? Should Ernest even have a driver’s license? Is Santa sad over the fact his home country of Prussi...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Season 15Ep. 775
On the winter finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing a couple of films before hibernating for a few weeks, including the latest Spider-Man Villain-Led Who-Asked-For-This-? film, Kraven the Hunter, and the straight-to-Netflix, airport-set holiday thriller, Carry-On! We're also going over the weekend box office, reacting to the trailer for Novocaine starring Jack Quaid, and more!
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 2 min
“This is gooning for people who like nice stuff.” - Chris On this week’s holiday episode, we’re chatting about the Christmas snooze, The Holiday ! Is this considered a Christmas classic? Why couldn’t we just have one of these storylines instead of both of them vying for movie supremacy? How little romantic chemistry do Kate Winslet and Jack Black have with one another? Besides The Talented Mr. Ripley , has Jude Law been any more handsome than this movie? Why did Nancy Meyers put so little detail...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 59 min•Season 15Ep. 774
On this special Friday edition of On-Screen Live, we'll be reviewing what we've seen of Creature Commandos and Skeleton Crew, recommending some Christmas-themed trash from Netflix, Hallmark and beyond, and paying tribute to the main man himself, Jason Voorhees, by recommending some holiday viewing for this blessed Friday the 13th! We'll also be reacting to the trailer for Danny Boyle's upcoming return to horror, 28 Years Later! This holiday season, make the Official WHM Merch Store your one-stop...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Originally Broadcast on YouTube, 12.2.24 On the triumphant return of On-Screen Live after a few weeks' hiatus, we're back and reviewing a couple recent releases including Jon M. Chu's Wicked and Ridley Scott's Gladiator II , going over the weekend box office, looking at a Sylvester Stallone Secret Movie ™️ & more! Be sure to tune in to an all-new On-Screen Live on our YouTube channel this Friday, December 13, at noon/eastern! We'll be reviewing what we've seen of Creature Commandos and Skele...
Dec 11, 2024•59 min
“Christmas is a sexual kink for both of them!” - Chris, on DeVito and Chenoweth’s characters On this special holiday episode of WHM, we’re chatting about the absolutely unhinged, abhorrent, mid-aughts Christmas comedy, Deck the Halls ! Are Danny DeVito and his hot family actually aliens? Why is Broderick’s character free-balling outside in his bathrobe? Why doesn’t the film conclude with the big winter festival they keep yammering about? Who would’ve thought we would be missing Tim Allen and Jam...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 15Ep. 773
“They rat-a-tat off each other, and Joe Pesci really well...” - Chris, on the cast’s chemistry On this month’s total banger We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re gifting ourselves an early Christmas present by re-watching and talking all about the total I-Got-It-By-The-Way sequel, Lethal Weapon 2 ! How fantastic is that toilet sequence? Is this the only LW film where Pesci is tolerable? How funny is it that Steve Kahan, the actor who plays Captain Murphy, looks and sounds exactly like the late, great Dick...
Dec 05, 2024•6 min•Season 15Ep. 772
“You’ve got ’til the 13th or fuck you!” - Steve on office holiday party scheduling Recorded live at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey - 12.07.23 On this week’s episode, we were LIVE in Jersey City to chat about the Tim Allen Christmas classic, The Santa Clause ! Shouldn’t Tim Allen’s character hate Christmas before being possessed by the soul of Santa Claus? Why did they give Wendy Crewson Uma Thurman’s exact haircut from Pulp Fiction ? How fantastic is Judge Reinhold in this, as alway...
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 46 min•Season 15Ep. 771
“Mank was right, the twister looks good!” - Andrew on the special effects On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month concludes with an absolutely wild conversation on the beloved 1939 classic, The Wizard of Oz ! How beautiful is all the craft to behold on-screen as this movie unfolds? Where’s the story where the town revolts against that disgusting Miss Gulch? Wait, how many times did that dog actor portray a dog named Toto? How great is all the vaudeville physical comedy these actors utilize? A...
Nov 26, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 15Ep. 770
“This will be a particularly ignorant episode… from an historical standpoint” - Steve, on WHM’s lack of history education On this week’s special We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about Royal Rid’s 2000-era action epic, Gladiator ! How great of a run did this film set off for Russell Crowe? How easily eerie is Joaquin here? Did Jesse Ventura try to snag an audition along with Sven-Ole? How intense is that tiger sequence? Is the CGI’d Oliver Reed the first cinematic instance of Hollywood going ...
Nov 19, 2024•2 hr 8 min•Season 15Ep. 769
“It’s almost too much of a conspiracy for a sequel to The Fugitive to handle.” - Andrew, on the conspiracy plot On this very special patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies , we’re chatting about the soggy, unnecessary continuation of The Fugitive, which is a flawless movie, it’s the very flawed sequel, U.S. Marshals ! Why couldn’t Wesley be allowed to do some martial arts in these fight scenes? Why is it just another hunt for a wrongfully accused fella? Is this film one of the first ever instanc...
Nov 14, 2024•9 min•Season 15Ep. 768
“Granny shagger!” - Steve, on Aragorn and Arwen’s vast age gap On this week’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King ! First of all, yes, we are discussing the four-hour and twenty-three-minute extended edition! How magnificent is John Noble’s demise in this movie? Of all the stuff they could’ve cut from the theatrical, why on Earth did they ditch Sarumon’s big fall? How horny is Eowyn for Aragorn? Wa...
Nov 12, 2024•2 hr 35 min•Season 15Ep. 767
“His Joker has haunted me more than Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson or Mark Hamill!” - Andrew on Cesar Romero On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies month with a fun-AF conversation about the super-silly, action-packed, superhero camp classic, Batman: The Movie ! How incredible are all of these performances? Between this movie and filming the TV show, was the studio working these actors like dogs or what? Why is Batman stashing all his vehicles (land, sea and air) right out in bro...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 15Ep. 766
