“How is adding Kelsey Grammer to this a thing at all?” - Eric On this week’s episode, the guys are dodging CGI explosions left and right as they talk about the total wet fart of an action film, The Expendables 3 ! Why couldn’t they budget for some actual explosions? Why didn’t this wind up being more of a Wesley Snipes movie? Why did the writers think this movie needed all the Expendables Jr. characters? And what on EARTH were they thinking with this PG-13 rating? PLUS: Sly puts out an album ful...
Sep 19, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Season 14Ep. 697
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about the incredible Marvel movie, Blade ! How absolutely magnificent is Wesley as Blade? Isn’t it great watching a movie for adults? Are there better title cards in a Marvel film? How bad-ass is Kris Kristofferson in this? And can anyone hold back the—look out, day-walker, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content, including the new ad-free We Hate Movies option, subscribe to...
Sep 14, 2023•11 min•Season 14Ep. 696
On the season premiere of On-Screen Live , the guys are back and better than ever to chat about the weekend box office, react to the trailer for David Fincher's The Killer , and discuss some of their memorable watches of the summer, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, The Last Voyage of the Demeter, and the amazing Telemarketers ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Monda...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 2 min
On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the Robert Rodriguez sci-fi teen horror film, The Faculty ! Has another movie ever done so little with such a solid cast? Are there too many characters in this movie? Shouldn’t they just have done all practical effects instead of this horrendous CGI? Is this the biggest chicken shit ending of the 1990s? And why in the world did they release this movie on Christmas Day? PLUS: The season 14 debut of the VHS Trailer Game! The Faculty stars Josh Ha...
Sep 12, 2023•2 hr 15 min•Season 14Ep. 695
On the season 14 premiere of We Hate Movies , VHS Trailer Game champion, Eric Szyszka demands the guys go back and re-do an episode on the much maligned (and unfairly so?) prequel that started it all, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace ! How on Earth did the producers let Lucas get away with these abhorrent Trade Federation characters? What was with the awful Gungan speech pattern? Why did they have to make Anakin the product of Immaculate Conception? And wasn’t this movie better with the...
Sep 05, 2023•2 hr 33 min•Season 14Ep. 694
On this edition of the WHM Mail Bag , the guys are making some major announcements ahead of season 14, answering some Qs from the audience, and reading some wild letters involving meeting Eric Roberts on an airplane, a giant woman and her pervert doctor, Nathan Lane’s brother becoming an outrageous high school principal, and one huge loser who ruined a Chicago screening of Oppenheimer ! Want your wild stories read on the air? Have a question for the guys? Then write into the Mail Bag: weallhatem...
Aug 31, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Recorded 11.17.22 at CB Live in Phoenix, AZ On the final Summer Break episode of the year, the guys were live in Phoenix to chat about the grenade-throwing action spectacular, Universal Soldier ! What was the squib budget on this fantastic picture? What’s the smell situation with these undead soldiers? Would the UniSol program have been popular with the U.S. public like the Ghostbusters? Why did this movie never decide whether these guys were zombies or robots? And do these modified soldiers hav...
Aug 29, 2023•1 hr 58 min•Season 13Ep. 693
Recorded 11.14.22 at Comedy Works in Denver, CO On this week’s Summer Break ‘sode, the guys were live in the Mile High City to chat about the world-ending teen comedy, WarGames ! How oblivious is Matthew Broderick’s character to his lady friend’s advances? How embarrassing is this incident for the U.S. Military? Does NORAD give tours, even during times of crisis? And was John Lennon ever actually considered for the role of Professor Falken? PLUS: A lengthy discussion about Matthew Broderick’s ni...
Aug 22, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Season 13Ep. 692
On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show The Nexus , the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds" parts 1 & 2! The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulous in-series, movie-feeling two-parter where Picard is captured and assimilated by the Borg! How much does Riker super-hate that—HALT! Attempting to listen to this episode while not s...
Aug 18, 2023•13 min
Recorded 6.15.23 at the State Theatre NJ in New Brunswick, NJ On this week’s Summer Break episode, the gang was in Jersey doing the first-ever official W❤️M live episode on Mike Nichol’s The Birdcage ! How incredible are Williams and Lane in this? Did any of us actually sign on to look at Hank Azaria’s feet this much? And who knew Mike Nichols had such Sam Kinison-esque anger issues? PLUS: Flip flops to a funeral, Chris? Well, maybe Jimmy Buffet’s… The Birdcage stars Robin Williams, Nathan Lane,...
Aug 15, 2023•1 hr 55 min•Season 13Ep. 691
Recorded 11.15.22 at Wiseguys in Salt Lake City, UT On the second Summer Break episode of August, the guys are live in SLC chatting about the outrageous erotic thriller, Fatal Attraction ! What’s with Michael Douglas’s character feeding his dog spaghetti with meat sauce? Why couldn’t they put a little paranormal stuff in this movie? Has dishwater ever been sexy? And is Dan Gallagher the dumbest philanderer in film history? PLUS: A phone company operator gets nashty on the phone with Glenn Close!...
Aug 08, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Season 13Ep. 690
On this month’s W❤️M, it’s the long-awaited discussion about the fantastic comic book adaptation, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! How incredibly gross is this movie? Aren’t the Henson puppets amazing? What is Shredder’s ultimate end game here? Do the turtles live next door to any—WHOA, DUDE! This episode is totally for our radical subscribers only! To access the full show, subscriber to our Patreon today! Instantly unlock the rest of this episode along with countless hours of exclusiv...
Aug 03, 2023•12 min•Season 13Ep. 689
Recorded 5.22.23 at the world-famous Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA On the first Summer Break episode of the season, the guys are live in Los Angeles tackling the outrageous Ivan Reitman comedy, Twins ! Why is it that Arnold’s character knows a ton of science-related facts, but has no idea what a phone or seatbelt is? Did they really have to go that hard on Danny in the screenplay? And what is with that Fast & Furious -esque third act? PLUS: The guys wear flammable shirts live on stage!...
Aug 01, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Season 13Ep. 688
On the final On-Screen Live before our summer hiatus, we're giving our reviews of Greta Gerwig’s Barbie and Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to the new trailers for Alexander Payne’s, The Holdovers and Nia DaCosta’s The Marvels, going over the record-setting weekend box office, and more! On-Screen Live will return in September! Thanks so much for tuning in for this first run of episodes! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live , if yo...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 12 min
On this episode, it’s the season 13 finale as the guys finally get around to one of the most infamous flops of all time, The Postman ! Why couldn’t Costner see that this needed to be cut down? Did he have any moment where he considered not playing the main character while also directing? And how many times are people screaming “Postman!” In this movie? PLUS: The guys consider celebrity prize fighting! The Postman stars Kevin Costner, all his children, Olivia Williams, Larenz Tate, Will Paton, Ja...
Jul 25, 2023•2 hr 14 min•Season 13Ep. 687
On this On-Screen Live , the guys are going over the weekend box office, chatting about Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 , reacting to trailers for Wonka and Ahsoka , and covering a couple Secret Movies™️ including the Christian possession horror, Nefarious ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to l...
Jul 19, 2023•57 min
On this week’s show, it’s the penultimate episode of the season as the guys welcome back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the abysmal teen sex comedy sequel, American Pie 2 ! Does this movie qualify as a Boob Comedy? Are these guys even friends who still like each other? And shouldn’t some of these characters been written out for the sequel? PLUS: Doctor Strange casts a spell to try and shave 30 minutes off this movie! American Pie 2 stars Jason Biggs, A...
Jul 18, 2023•2 hr 10 min•Season 13Ep. 686
On this On-Screen Live , the guys are chatting about Insidious: The Red Door , addressing Hugh Jackman's Yellow Wolverine costuming in Deadpool 3 , reacting to the second Dune: Part Two and full Killers of the Flower Moon & Napoleon trailers, checking the weekend box office & more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're...
Jul 12, 2023•58 min
On this week’s show, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with the gang chatting about the fun studio chop job, Mission: Impossible II ! Will the Woo Cut ever see the light of day? How incredible is the spectacle level jump from the last movie to this one? And why couldn’t they cast a few more… memorable actors for some of these supporting roles? PLUS: If Tom Holland starred in a Ronin remake, would you watch? Mission: Impossible II stars Tom Cruise, Thandiwe Newton, Dougray Scott, Ving...
Jul 11, 2023•2 hr 6 min•Season 13Ep. 685
On this month’s W❤️M episode, the gang chats about the incredible espionage action flick that started it all, Brian De Palma’s Mission: Impossible ! How many members of the original TV cast either walked out of or outright refused to see this movie due to brand loyalty? How great are all these practical make-up disguises for Cruise? And is George Lucas responsible for—hey now! This episode is for authorized personnel only, Ethan! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to access the ful...
Jul 06, 2023•6 min•Season 13Ep. 684
On this week's On-Screen Live , the guys take a quick break from the long holiday weekend to go over the weekend box office, react to trailers like the one for the new Liam Neeson sit-down action movie, Retribution , chat about current releases like No Hard Feelings , FX's The Bear , and one of the summer's most anticipated films, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 8 min
On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Toon Town as the guys welcome Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert back to the program to chat about the totally abysmal live-action/animation hybrid, Garfield ! Was Bill Murray that much of a ‘get’ for this movie that the studio accepted this disinterested, nothing vocal performance? Why is Garfield shaking his ass to the Black Eyed Peas and Baha Men in this movie? And how come Garfield is the only animal that’s a cartoon here? WOOF. ...
Jul 04, 2023•2 hr 17 min•Season 13Ep. 683
On this edition of On-Screen Live , the guys are chatting about The Flash , Asteroid City , Marvel's Secret Invasion (including its bullshit opening sequence), Extraction II , the trailer for Kraven the Hunter , the weekend box office, another edition of Secret Movie , and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live! , if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 14 min
The 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Adventure Movie Land this week as the guys chat about the iffy-but-fun 1984 prequel, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ! As much as this film has some great scenes and set pieces, that dinner scene was, is, and always shall be wretched ! But, how fantastic is Ke Huy Quan’s performance in this, along with his great chemistry with Ford? Is Willie Scott one of the most annoying characters in film history? And that entire mine cart sequence: Top 3 ...
Jun 27, 2023•2 hr•Season 13Ep. 682
The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes shopping this week as the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester to chat about the not-great comedy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop ! Why is 90% of this film’s comedy just poking fun at Kevin’s weight? Is Paul Blart a perfect Todd Solondz character? And is there anything more dated in this film than all the Segway comedy? Maybe the playing of Rock Band? PLUS: Much praise for the underrated teen comedy, Angus ! Paul Blart: Mall Cop stars Kevin James, K...
Jun 20, 2023•2 hr 19 min•Season 13Ep. 681
On this week's On-Screen Live! , the guys are looking over the weekend box office (will Spider-Verse continue its run on top or will the Maximals reign supreme?), chatting about new releases (Netflix's Arnold doc, anyone?), picking their fave sketches from this season of I Think You Should Leave, reacting to some new trailers (like EXPEND4BLES , lol), and more, including a brief wrap-up of this year's Tony Awards ! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live! , if you want the ful...
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 6 min
The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Red Alert for this special Emergency Episode all about the brand-new Transformers motion picture, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts ! Caution: if you have not yet seen this movie, we’re talking a blue streak about it this week, so yes, spoilers abound! Hey, why do these Maximals have hair? Why does Unicron look like a giant chocolate starfish? Who can we thank for the awesome soundtrack? Why didn’t they realize that Dominique Fishback’s character isn’t ...
Jun 13, 2023•2 hr 3 min•Season 13Ep. 680
For the kick-off of the 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza , the guys are racing to save the land of Fantasia with a convo about the popular 1980s children’s film, The NeverEnding Story ! Who is the bigger Disgusting Shit Boy (DSB) here, Bastian or Atreyu? How much does Bastian’s rotten father hate his little bookworm guts? And why didn’t they just fork over the cash and actually cast Ernest Borgnine to voice Falkor? PLUS: Freddy Krueger works as the janitor at Bastian’s school! The NeverEndin...
Jun 06, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 13Ep. 679
On this month’s globetrotting W❤️M, the guys are chatting about the wildly good adventure sequel, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ! Is River Phoenix’s haircut period appropriate? Did Marcus Brody get brain damage in Venice? And how in the world did they not immediately see that—LOOK OUT, INDY! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with countless hours of bonus content and exclusive shows—including over 60 full-length WLM & WHM episodes—head over to our Patre...
Jun 02, 2023•6 min•Season 13Ep. 678
Recorded live at the Royal Theatre, Toronto, ON, Canada, 10.27.22 On this week’s episode, it’s the gang’s raucous live show from their Canadian debut where they talked a blue streak all about the abysmal horror sequel, Saw IV ! Is John Kramer the single person keeping the mini tape recorder business going? Why did they cast so many dull, brown-haired dudes to play all these faceless, monosyllabically-named characters? And did Tobin Bell swipe his autopsy puppet from the prop department? PLUS: A ...
May 30, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 13Ep. 677
