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We Hate Movies

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Episodes

Animation Damnation - Garfield and Friends (PREVIEW)

On this month's Animation Damnation , the gang has a long overdue chat about a show they thought they remembered fondly, Garfield and Friends! The episode in question, "Binky Gets Cancelled!/U.S. Acres: Show Stoppers/Cutie and the Beast," originally aired back on October 7th, 1989 and features a terrifying—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock not only this show, but hours and hours and hours of exclus...

Sep 11, 20203 min

S11: Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers

On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies , the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers! Why couldn't Louis Gossett Jr's character be some kind of disgruntled Vietnam veteran? What's with this phone sex hangout? And just look at all the banana hammocks in this movie! PLUS: Did the Cannon Film Group assist in the special effects department? WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information ...

Sep 08, 20202 hr 1 min

The KoЯnkast (Preview)

On this very special patrons-only presentation, the gang spends close to two hours deconstructing every single track from KoЯn's breakthrough 1998 record, Follow the Leader ! Come for the chunky guitars, stay for the—HEY you may Got the Life, but this KoЯnkast is for subscribers only! To experience the entire KoЯnkast, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystu...

Sep 04, 20204 min

Unlock the Vault: Episode 377 - Ready Player One

This week on the program, the gang is playing in the sand at Quarantine Beach so they're unlocking the vault to bring Episode 377, Ready Player One to the public! Why is an entire society obsessed with this weird, old man's life? Why didn't this dumb kid use the hover conversion more to his advantage? And could a film dump on The Shining any worse than this dumb sequence? PLUS: Steve reads some... "poetry"! To access more full-length episodes like this, along with hours and hours of exclusive bo...

Sep 01, 20201 hr 52 min

S10: Episode 502 - While You Were Sleeping (with Chelsea Jupin)

On the season ten finale, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to celebrate Christmas in August with a chat about While You Were Sleeping! How many false memories does Andrew have about this movie? How long are they slipping on that ice? And should Sandy start slowly poisoning that creepy super? PLUS: This Christmas, While You Were Sleeping 2: The Murderer's Brother! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you c...

Aug 25, 20202 hr 23 min

S10: Episode 501 - Superman (PREVIEW)

On this month's We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman! How fantastic are Christopher Reeve's—HEY THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with over 300 hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Aug 21, 20204 min

S10: Episode 500 (Part II) - Superman IV Redux

On the conclusion of WHM's FIVE HUNDREDTH (!!!) episode, the gang is chatting about the spectacular failure that is Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! Did Hackman flat-out refuse to use anything other than his real hair this time? Why sub out Otis for, ugh, Lenny Luthor? And could the producers not agree on a real villain to use, ultimately damning us with Nuclear Man? PLUS: One more HUGE thanks to our fantastic army of listeners and loyal subscribers—there would be no point in doing this without...

Aug 20, 20202 hr 5 min

S10: Episode 500 (Part I) - Superman III Redux

On the 500th episode of We Hate Movies , the gang celebrates the big Five Hundo by re-chatting about two outrageously disappointing superhero movies! First up on part one, it's Superman III! Why did they bother writing a fake rich, white guy villain when they couldn't get Hackman? Why couldn't Pryor turn into Braniac by the end? And what is with that garbage comedy intro? PLUS: Tune in this Thursday to hear the second part of our 500th episode where we chat extensively about Superman IV: The Que...

Aug 18, 20202 hr 24 min

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #20 - Jar Jar Binks (PREVIEW)

On this month's very special edition of the Gleep Glossary , the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, everyone's favorite Gungan—Jar Jar Binks! How many jobs has Jar Jar washed out of? How much of Phantom Menace 's problem is—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content unavailable anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies ...

Aug 13, 20204 min

S10: Episode 499 - Multiplicity

On the episode before 500, the gang chats about the outrageous Michael Keaton clone comedy, Multiplicity! Why in the world is Harris Yulin's character only in a single sequence of the film? Why do the clones have different personalities from Michael Keaton Prime? And what's the policy on having sex with your own clone? PLUS: A tale about Al Franken talking documentaries with Eric and Chris! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information ...

Aug 11, 20201 hr 57 min

Animation Damnation - "Inspector Gadget" (PREVIEW)

On this month's Animation Damnation , the gang is chatting about a completely ridiculous episode of the dimwitted cartoon sensation, Inspector Gadget! The episode covered this month, "Monster Lake," originally aired September 13th, 1983 and features Gadget driving his car straight off—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers and M.A.D. agents only! To access the full Inspector Gadget AD, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exc...

Aug 06, 20203 min

S10: Episode 498 - Dante's Peak (with Justin J. Case)

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off an unofficial Stay Tuned month by welcoming back dear friend and Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, to tackle the lesser of the two major 1990's volcano movies, Dante's Peak! How horrendous is that grandma character? Why does the mayor have to work at the diner? And what's with all the water-related kills here?! Where's all the lava? PLUS: Grandma's got skeleton legs! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justic...

Aug 04, 20202 hr 4 min

MELR0210 #33 - 90210 "The Next Fifty Years"

On the season finale of MELR0210 the gang takes a Super Mario warp tunnel to Beverly Hills, 90210 's second season so they can chat about the much-hyped episode, "The Next Fifty Years"! Originally airing November 7, 1991, this is the infamous Scott Scanlon accidental suicide episode that's been talked about since the birth of WHM! On top of showcasing Scott's final appearance on the show, this episode also features one of the most awkward birthday parties ever filmed, some heinous line dancing, ...

Jul 30, 20201 hr 23 min

S10: Episode 497 - Sherlock Holmes (2009)

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to an end with a spirited conversation about Guy Ritchie's 2009 feature-length fist-fight, Sherlock Holmes! Why must we sit through so much slow motion punching? Why bother so obviously dangling Moriarty throughout the entire film only to save him for the sequel? And what's with the heavy lean into all the Harry Potter aesthetics? PLUS: A Tubi TV discrepancy causes a major scandal! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch incom...

Jul 28, 20201 hr 44 min

MELR0210 #32 - Melrose Place "The Whole Truth"

On this week's MELR0210 , the gang is talking about the Jo-tastic Melrose Place episode, "The Whole Truth"! Originally airing November 18th, 1992, this episode features Jo being super mysterious with everybody still , Jake taking Jo to the Riverboat Strangler's desert drop site, Jane getting a new job with a real POS fashion designer, Matt dropping his lawsuit in favor of a halfway house return, and Billy dealing with a ::checks notes:: bad toothache! PLUS: Billy & Alison's various sex dream...

Jul 24, 20201 hr 10 min

S10: Episode 496 - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

On the penultimate episode of the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang is chatting about the totally lazy and unnecessary sequel, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life! How cheap does that CGI shark look? Why did they bother keeping the two dolt tech characters? And what's with the 11th hour tree monsters? PLUS: The guys come up with their best fake-movie-that-should-just-be-a-real-movie yet: Screenplay Camp! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial ...

Jul 21, 20201 hr 49 min

MELR0210 #31 - 90210 "A Fling in Palm Springs"

On this week's MELR0210 the gang has a spirited chat about the pretty darn good Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "A Fling in Palm Springs"! Originally airing February 21, 1991, this episode features David Silver and his awesome grandparents, Scott getting horrifically ditched, Steve Sanders being disgusted by goth girls, Kelly turning Steve down, Donna pretending to read a book, Brenda sleeping in a closet, Dylan having an old neighbor over for orange juice, Brandon busting a homeless kid, and Andr...

Jul 17, 20201 hr 12 min

S10: Episode 495 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (PREVIEW)

On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets together (virtually) to chat about one of their all-time faves, Raiders of the Lost Ark! Why couldn't they get a better—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access not only this show, but hours upon hours of exclusive bonus material that you cannot get anywhere else! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.c...

Jul 15, 20204 min

S10: Episode 494 - The Terminal

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza takes a layover to JFK to chat about Steven Spielberg's low stakes sap-fest, The Terminal! Why doesn't Tucci's character get his at the end? Why couldn't Catherine Zeta-Jones play an investigative reporter who breaks Viktor's story instead of a flight attendant that does nothing? And on what planet is this guy getting a New York City airport Burger King cheeseburger for 74 cents in 2004? PLUS: Memento, except it's ketchup packets i...

Jul 14, 20201 hr 55 min

MELR0210 #30 - Melrose Place "House of God"

On this week's MELR0210 , the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "House of God"! Originally airing November 11th, 1992, this game-changing episode features the debut of Daphne Zuniga as mysterious New York photographer Jo Reynolds, Allison kicking a dryer, Billy watching Allison sleep, Rhonda moving her entire apartment in a morning, Jake having shower trouble, and Michael and Jane poorly handling a domestic violence situation. WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to caus...

Jul 10, 20201 hr 3 min

Animation Damnation - The Mask (PREVIEW)

This month on AD , the guys are chatting about the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, The Mask! The episode in question, "Mr. Mask Goes to Washington," originally aired September 24th, 1996 and features The Mask getting obsessed over crab–WHOA SOMEBODY STOPPED YOU! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access this show along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http:...

Jul 08, 20204 min

S10: Episode 493 - The Mask

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Edge City where the gang has a spirited chat about the 1994 Jim Carrey smash hit, The Mask! Why couldn't the studio let this be closer to the Hard R content of the comic? Was this film responsible for the return of swing music? And how exhausted must Jim Carrey have been for like, all of 1995-98? PLUS: Freddy Krueger and The Mask... the same person? WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racia...

Jul 07, 20202 hr 6 min

MELR0210 #29 - 90210 "East Side Story"

On this week's MELR0210 , the gang is chatting about the ridiculous Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "East Side Story"! Originally airing February 14th, 1991, this episode features Brandon being "shockingly" ignorant about race relations in Los Angeles, Jim and Cindy throwing a party for a new client, Brenda and the gang getting some free bathing suits, David Silver bothering M.C. Hammer's receptionist, and yet another Brandon Girl-of-the-Week we'll never see again! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020...

Jul 02, 20201 hr 7 min

S10: Episode 492 - The Expendables

This week on the program, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Team-Up Town with a discussion all about the first film in a trilogy of dried out beef, The Expendables ! What's going on with Stallone's facial hair in this movie? How many of the Expendables are the "Knife Guy" on the team? Was that really just Jet Li asking Sly for a raise? And look at all those gasoline trenches! PLUS: Somebody! Call! Dudikoff! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for raci...

Jun 30, 20202 hr 6 min

MELR0210 #28 - Melrose Place "Drawing the Line"

We close out another week in quarantine with a MELR0210 episode all about the Melrose Place entry, "Drawing the Line"! Originally airing November 4, 1992, this episode features Allison's relationship with Keith hitting the skids when Keith's wife shows up, Billy asking Allison to go back out in the rain to pick him up dinner, Rhonda getting a ridiculous roommate that may or may not be an alien, Matt asking his parents for money for the lawsuit, Michael fixing a roof tile or two, Jane getting int...

Jun 26, 20201 hr 7 min

S10: Episode 491 - Shrek the Third

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang reaches their, apparently annual it seems, Shrek-tacular episode—this year covering the heinous Shrek the Third! Why did we need to see Shrek's nipples multiple times? Who thought bringing Arthurian Legend into the franchise was a good idea? And why do so many animation studios feel the need to cram celebrities into minor roles, stealing voice work away from hard-working voice actors? PLUS: Shrek gets cast as Patric...

Jun 23, 20202 hr

MELR0210 #27 - 90210 "Slumber Party" (with Amir Blumenfeld)

On the first of TWO MELR0210 episodes this week, the gang welcomes the co-host of If I Were You , host of the NBA super-fan podcast Buckets , and all-around good dude, Amir Blumenfeld to chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Slumber Party"! Originally airing January 31st, 1991, this episode has Brenda hosting a Women's Conference/slumber party at the Walsh residence, Kelly opening up about a tragic event that everyone immediately ignores, Donna being dull as dirt, Andrea bearing her soul...

Jun 23, 20201 hr 4 min

MELR0210 #26 - Melrose Place "Dreams Come True"

We roll into the weekend with one more MELR0210 episode, this time talking about the Melrose Place episode, "Dreams Come True!" Originally airing October 28th, 1992, this episode features Allison really getting confused over her affair with Keith, Billy standing up for Allison, Sandy getting a big role on a soap and leaving forever, Jake shrugging his shoulders over Sandy leaving, Rhonda celebrating Sandy's exit, Michael and Jane doing nothing, and Matt being assaulted for being gay, a plot poin...

Jun 19, 20201 hr 6 min

Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (PREVIEW)

On this month's AD , the gang is chatting about an incredibly outdated (read: racist) episode of the classic show, Scooby Doo, Where Are You? The episode in question, "Mystery Mask Mix-Up," originally aired September 19th, 1970 and features the gang trying to find a stolen—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today ! Instantly access this "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" episode of Animation Damnation , along with hours upon hou...

Jun 18, 20204 min

S10: Episode 490 - The Mummy (1999)

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang chats about the absolutely delightful (Andrew's words) Stephen Sommers blockbuster, The Mummy! What did they do to Rachel Weisz's eyebrows in this movie? Could anyone get a headcount on all the hunks? Why couldn't they do more practical effects, especially considering the CGI mummy looks like trash? And should they let anyone know that old man is dead? PLUS: Who would subscribe to our bizarrely-titled Rachel W...

Jun 16, 20201 hr 56 min
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