On this month's Mail Bag, the guys welcome special guest, Jonathan Braylock, from Black Men Can't Jump (In Hollywood) ! This month, we're talking: putting off bathroom breaks at the movies, kids ditching the after prom party to make out at the multiplex, dads ruining movie dates, and overzealous multiplex employees! Be sure to catch BMCJ & WHM in Austin on Friday, March 10th at the North Door—Part of an entire day's worth of fantastic HeadGum programming! More info here . Have a question for...
Feb 28, 2018•53 min
This week on the program, the guys head back to Bronson with the ridiculous & sad sequel, Death Wish V: The Face of Death ! How is a 71 year-old Charles Bronson supposed to be at all menacing? Why, when going into Witness Protection, would Paul Kersey be allowed to keep his first name and work in pretty much the same career? And how are you billing Michael Parks FOURTH ? PLUS: The guest list for Amelia Bedelia's funeral is deep ! Death Wish V: The Face of Death stars Charles Bronson, Lesley-...
Feb 27, 2018•1 hr 42 min•Season 8Ep. 342
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the most excellent new Marvel film, Black Panther ! Finally, a Marvel film to marvel at! Finally, a Marvel movie with a sympathetic, well-constructed villain! Finally, a gorgeously produced, excellently acted, brilliantly written Marvel movie that doesn't mention or feature Thanos! Finally, four white guys pontificating about Black Panther on the internet! Coogler is a solid three-for-three! Black Panther stars Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. ...
Feb 21, 2018•49 min
On this week's episode, the gang discusses the dirty-ass, Jim Belushi erotic thriller, Traces of Red ! Who in their ever-loving mind thought it was a good idea to cast Jim Belushi as this sexy Lothario detective—besides Jim himself, of course? Why couldn't Tony Goldwyn share top billing? And what's with Lorraine Bracco's cough/laugh? PLUS: Domino's Pizza Insurance—the laziest and saddest thing a business could invent. Traces of Red stars James Belushi, Lorraine Bracco, Tony Goldwyn, William Russ...
Feb 20, 2018•1 hr 28 min•Season 8Ep. 341
On this week's special Valentine's Day episode, the gang chats about the 1998 cyber thriller, You've Got Mail ! How are we supposed to feel any sympathy for this billionaire creep, Joe Fox? How is a massive bookstore company still run like a family business? And just how f*ckable is Greg Kinnear in this one? PLUS: Please note that guys who are obsessed with and constantly quote The Godfather are terrible. You've Got Mail stars Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton, Stev...
Feb 13, 2018•1 hr 40 min•Season 8Ep. 340
Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, New York On this week's episode, it's the guys' set from the 2017 Brooklyn Podcast Festival! At this blessed event, WHM continued the beloved celebration known as Snipesgiving by taking down the wretched sequel, Blade: Trinity ! Why did they introduce all these lame white people to "team up" with Blade when all we want is Wesley and only Wesley?! Why did they develop a device that ran off of Dracula's blood before learning that Dracula had been resurr...
Feb 06, 2018•1 hr 29 min•Season 8Ep. 338
On January's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about film critics they've met, bad film selections for sleepovers, unfortunate midnight movie experiences, abrupt screening shut downs, Jim Belushi's on-set demands, passing out from movie violence, and people throwing up at the movies! PLUS: Steve and Chris celebrate the addition of ER to Hulu! Get in your film-related Valentine's Day letters (or just stories about bad dates) soon for our February episode! Send them into weallhatemovies@gmail.c...
Jan 31, 2018•1 hr
On this week's episode, the gang brings (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month to a close with a conversation around Zach Braff's Going in Style ! Why do these old fellas insist on debasing themselves with these trash films? Why opt for multiple "straight man" character actors and leave all the comedy to the single comedian in the main cast... of this comedy? And how long can the gang go without falling into the dreaded Arkin/Alda trap? PLUS: Coming this fall from WHM Entertainment, Alan Alda, Alan A...
Jan 30, 2018•1 hr 24 min•Season 8Ep. 337
On this week's episode, it's the second-to-last (Some of) The Worst of 2017 episode and the gang is tackling Geostorm ! How is this not just a disaster movie, but also a space adventure and political thriller? How does Jim Sturgess still have that haircut? And where the hell did Richard Schiff go? PLUS: Roger Clinton's Secret Service detail is tired of watching Nightbreed ! Geostorm stars Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Alexandra Maria Lara, Daniel Wu, Eugenio Derbez, Andy Garcia, Ma...
Jan 23, 2018•1 hr 32 min•Season 8Ep. 336
On this week's episode, (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month continues with the stunningly bad horror film, The Bye Bye Man ! Why in the world would people move into a house and use other people's old furniture that's been left there for years? What's the deal with these three friends and their living situation? And who honestly thought the design for this monster was scary/cool/worth looking at? PLUS: We need the prequel, Bye Bye Begins ! The Bye Bye Man stars Doug Jones, Cressida Bonas, Lucien La...
Jan 16, 2018•1 hr 45 min•Season 8Ep. 335
On this week's episode, the gang continues their (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month with a trip to Franchise Town talking about the latest entry in the car enthusiast/sort of domestic terrorists series, The Fate of the Furious ! Why are they bothering to ask us to believe Vin Diesel flipped on the fam? What's with Charlize Theron's stupid dreads? And as much as we love him, why in the world is Kurt Russell in this? PLUS: Scott Eastwood — now with manual AND automatic transmission! The Fate of the...
Jan 09, 2018•1 hr 50 min•Season 8Ep. 334
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off 2018 with (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month and the absolutely horrifying family film, The Boss Baby ! What are the dynamics of birthing babies in this world? Are these things living forever in some kind of babies-only heaven? And make a decision on whether or not you're animating genitalia! PLUS: Cookies are for closers! The Boss Baby stars Alec Baldwin, Steve Buscemi, Jimmy Kimmel, Lisa Kudrow, Tobey Maguire, and Miles Bakshi; directed by Tom McGrath....
Jan 02, 2018•1 hr 36 min•Season 8Ep. 332
On the final episode of the year—dropping a day early for Christmas!—it's the gang's live appearance at the 2017 Los Angeles Podcast Festival talking Constantine ! Recorded at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel's Biltmore Bowl, this movie had the gang asking questions like: How can a person live above a bowling alley comfortably? Why not have an English actor play Constantine? And why didn't anyone tell poor Gavin Rossdale what "finger lickin' good" means? PLUS: Shia LaBeouf plays a role written for ...
Dec 25, 2017•1 hr 35 min•Season 8Ep. 331
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys read letters about fans almost giving birth while listening to the show, students watching the film 8MM in class, a story proving the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels exist, and someone's taste in movies ruins Christmas for the whole family! They also answer the most important question of the season: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?! PLUS: Joel Schumacher - Secret WW2 National Socialist - fights alongside the Red Skull! If you want your questions answered or sto...
Dec 20, 2017•47 min
On this very special On-Screen , the guys share their (potentially controversial) thoughts on the all-new saga entry, Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi ! There is much talk of Luke Skywalker, porgs, Chewbacca's piloting skills, risky lightsaber misunderstandings, parking on the beach, adult babies, fan expectations, Yoda's comedy career, and more! Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Lupi...
Dec 19, 2017•54 min
On this week's special Christmas episode, the gang breaks the Ten Year Rule to tackle the absolutely absurd, but totally one-of-a-kind, Pottersville ! How can anyone watch this without being terrified Michael Shannon will snap at any second? What's with this terrible parody of Quint from Jaws ? And who thought this "Australian" character was going to be funny? PLUS: Stephen Tobolowsky makes some dangerous demands! Pottersville stars Michael Shannon, Christina Hendricks, Judy Greer, Ron Perlman, ...
Dec 19, 2017•1 hr 32 min•Season 8Ep. 330
On this week's episode, the guys discuss the best (?) Steven Seagal movie, Hard to Kill ! Why is Mason Storm—great name by the way—so obsessed with getting home to watch the Oscars? Who secretly films the Mafia using a gigantic shotgun mic? And what's the situation with giving Seagal a sponge bath while he's in the hospital? PLUS: A magic cat that performs medical miracles becomes the best sidekick on the couch that Carson ever had! Hard to Kill stars Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock, William Sadler...
Dec 12, 2017•1 hr 41 min•Season 8Ep. 329
On this week's episode, the gang ventures back into the world of Marvel Comics with the 2004 misfire, The Punisher ! What's with this destination wedding-style family reunion the Castle Clan is throwing? How was this dye job approved by the producers? And how do you have John Travolta play your villain and you don't let him tap dance all over the scenery? PLUS: Yes, we also talk a bit about that new Netflix Punisher that's much, much better! The Punisher stars Tom Jane, John Travolta, Ben Foster...
Dec 05, 2017•1 hr 38 min•Season 8Ep. 328
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about moms taking kids to inappropriate movies accidentally, people getting caught lying about not hating Collateral Beauty , Sean Connery golfing, pre-teens taking innocent grandmothers to sexy thrillers, watching movies on bootlegs, and sleeping in airplane bathrooms! If you want your questions answered or stories told on the air, write into the mail bag—weallhatemovies@gmail.com! We record the final Mail Bag of the year on Saturday so write...
Dec 01, 2017•47 min
On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang gathers to chat about all the superhero nonsense that's happened at the movies this year. Topics of discussion include: the Avengers: Infinity War trailer, Thor: Ragnarock , superhero film rankings, and, yes, Justice League ! And of course, SPOILERS ABOUND! Also: This Saturday we're recording the final mail bag of 2017, so get your emails in by Friday!! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Nov 30, 2017•56 min
On this week's episode, we sadly bring Snipesgiving to an end with an all-time Wesley fave, Drop Zone ! How is Michael Jeter allowed to play with kittens in jail? What's with all the mid-air pranks? And look at Busey bite that hand! PLUS: Finally, some good news to report on SNN, the Skydiving News Network! Drop Zone stars Wesley Snipes, Gary Busey, Yancy Butler, Michael Jeter, Corin Nemec, Grace Zabriski, and Malcolm-Jamal Warner; directed by John Badham. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.p...
Nov 28, 2017•1 hr 39 min•Season 8Ep. 327
On this week's episode, it's Snipesgiving the week of Thanksgiving as the guys chat about the Washington D.C. turkey-pardoning thriller, Murder at 1600 ! What's with all the huge battleground models Wesley's character has built in his apartment? Were those Kennedy sex tunnels real? And who in the world thought Dennis Miller would be a good fit for this film? PLUS: ED 209 dispatches with turncoat Alan Alda. Murder at 1600 stars Wesley Snipes, Diane Lane, Dennis Miller, Alan Alda, Ronny Cox, Harri...
Nov 21, 2017•1 hr 24 min•Season 8Ep. 326
On this week's episode, the blessed month of Snipesgiving rolls on with Tony Scott's 1996 baseball thriller, The Fan ! What's with everyone demanding Bobby Rayburn hit them a home run? Did anyone check the lyrics in the song choices during shots of child actors? And who wouldn't have a security team on hand when firing this total lunatic knife salesman? PLUS: Andrew hears whispers on the film's soundtrack that may or may not be telling him to kill! Be sure to continue the Snipesgiving festivitie...
Nov 14, 2017•1 hr 42 min•Season 8Ep. 325
On this week's episode, the guys kick off the blessed month of Snipesgiving with the one and only Michael Crichton snooze, Rising Sun ! What's with that terrible interrogation framing device they barely use? Why couldn't they find better lines and a stronger subplot for Steve Buscemi? And how in the world do you make us wait a whole eleven minutes before we see us some Wesley Snipes? PLUS: Sean Connery mixes up Jurassic Park dinosaurs with Japanese businessmen! And to continue the Snipesgiving c...
Nov 07, 2017•1 hr 27 min•Season 8Ep. 324
On this week's episode, the WHM Halloween Spooktacular comes to an end as the guys have some fun with 1986's Trick or Treat ! What's with this kid's horrible nickname? Why didn't the writers set any boundaries with the powers this ghost/demon has? And what was with that cowboy hat, Gene Simmons? PLUS: The Trickster gets kicked out of Sammi Curr's band! Trick or Treat stars Marc Price, Tony Fields, Lisa Orgolini, Doug Savant, Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne; directed by Charles Martin Smith. And b...
Oct 31, 2017•1 hr 18 min•Season 8Ep. 323
Recorded at the HeadGum studio in sunny Los Angeles! On a very special WHM Mail Bag, the gang welcomes If I Were You 's Amir Blumenfeld on to read letters about earthquakes, giving up on rotten movies, bad date etiquette, Halloween pranks gone awry, parents showing their young kids inappropriate horror films, and sexy escapades gone terribly, terribly wrong! Be sure to check out Amir's show, If I Were You as well as all the other rad shows on the network over at HeadGum ! Unlock Exclusive Conten...
Oct 30, 2017•59 min
Happy Halloween, gang! Just in time for the year's greatest holiday, we're here to rank the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! With wretched jokes, ridiculous back stories, actually produced fan fiction, a crude remake, and one Grade-A Tom Arnold/Roseanne Barr cameo, the Nightmare franchise has somehow aged into one of the worst of the "big" horror franchises. PLUS: John Saxon will always be there for a friend to ask, "How ya holdin' up?" Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehat...
Oct 30, 2017•55 min
This week on the program, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular pulls back into Franchise Town by discussing the 2004 extreeeeeme smash hit, Saw ! How does Jigsaw lay on that floor for so long without cramping? Did he really need the puppet after all that other Mouse Trap nonsense? And how many times have the people making this movie seen Se7en ? PLUS: Chris Cabin will be monitoring the "Asshole Count" in all Saw sequels from here on out— Jigsaw included! Saw stars Cary Elwes, Danny Glover, Leigh Whan...
Oct 24, 2017•1 hr 30 min•Season 8Ep. 322
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Craven Country to discuss the bloated sequel, Scream 2 ! What's with all the emotional scenes reuniting characters from the first movie? How are we supposed to believe that Laurie Metcalf lifted Jamie Kennedy up off the ground? And why does David Warner insist on this college theater production continue despite the multiple murders? PLUS: Terminator 2: Budnick Day ! Scream 2 stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Laurie Metcalf, Jamie Kennedy, Jerry O'C...
Oct 17, 2017•1 hr 39 min•Season 8Ep. 321
On this week's episode, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular takes a sick day with the ridiculously fun 90's slasher, Dr. Giggles ! What's with this veteran cop wearing NFL merchandise? Who's responsible for that horrendous prop vanilla ice cream? How did this film never get a sequel—direct to DVD or otherwise? And what's with this kid and his mom's underwear? PLUS: Dr. Mario is actually just Mario Mario's 1970's drug dealer persona! Dr. Giggles stars Larry Drake, Holly Marie Combs, Cliff De Young, G...
Oct 10, 2017•1 hr 27 min•Season 8Ep. 320
