A lone hero descends into a old forgotten structure to try and bring back an ancient sword. It just so happens that the lone hero is played by a small child. Can they make it out, or will this be their tomb. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jan 27, 2021•44 min•Ep. 515
It's another in-between episode for our Punktowners, now with 100% more prostitution saving! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew m...
Jan 20, 2021•31 min•Ep. 514
Our gang has met up with a "real gang." Well it's time to show what a bunch of murderous adolescents can do when they put their mind to it! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive earl...
Jan 13, 2021•2 hr 31 min•Ep. 512
The dance is merely days away! Can our drama filled high school students work some crazy scheme to get their shy friend back with a former flame? Tune in to find out! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebard...
Jan 13, 2021•31 min•Ep. 513
Our Punktowners have a very super secret meeting with some very important people. Time to get on their super secret disguises, aka bondage gear. Just another day in Paxton. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/weha...
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 511
It's back to high school! Oh the drama! It is the second instalment of Heartquest. Can our high school heroes get their shy friend back with her former flame? Or will Charlette have the last word? If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at http...
Dec 30, 2020•37 min•Ep. 510
Well our punktowners are in it now. You could almost say they are in too deep to get out. But what does it all mean? Who are they all working for? What is the endgame for all this? All things in good time.......in good time. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on...
Dec 23, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 509
It's time time to go back to high school! Join GM Cris as he begins a new short series playing HeartQuest using the Fudge system. Can Nicola and Terra navigate the horrors of high school? Tune in to find out. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Pat...
Dec 16, 2020•38 min•Ep. 508
Fishing? In Paxton? What are our Punktowners up to this time? I'm sure it has something to do with the robot Akeet and his amazing ability to make a plan come together. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehateba...
Dec 09, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 507
Come join Keeper Cris and his daughter Nicola play a classic Call of Cthulhu Scenario. Will she make it out alive, or become one of the houses many victims. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Nov 30, 2020•47 min•Ep. 506
Our Punktowners are hip to some new information about a pending disaster, and they have to find a way to stop it. But with any good plan comes some hiccups along the way. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehate...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 505
What happens when you are a night watchman at the library? Well if it is at Miskatonic, you die a horrible death! Can Cris guide this hapless night watchman out of danger, probably not. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.pat...
Nov 09, 2020•25 min•Ep. 504
Our Punktowners after a tip from a former adversary are looking into some dangerous business. People are going to die, well, only one person per say. Why does Vinnie have all the bad luck. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www....
Oct 26, 2020•59 min•Ep. 503
Cris has to get out of this awful little town that is obviously planning something nasty. But with his awful rolls and inability to gain any useful info, this could prove to be a very difficult challenge. So get your gas can and torch ready! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coi...
Oct 19, 2020•20 min•Ep. 501
Our Gang is on a mission, a quest if you will. Quin has once again become leg challenged, and Our Gang is up to the task of getting him back up and running at 100% legged. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehat...
Oct 19, 2020•2 hr 42 min•Ep. 502
Our heroes have made it out alive and it's time for some culture! I'm sure this will end well for all our character and no one will get horribly mutated. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Oct 12, 2020•35 min•Ep. 500
Cris once again goes it solo! This time around he'll be diving into a solo Call of Cthulhu module for 7th edition. Will he be able to get out of this creepy town alive, or will it be the next victim of some awful cult? If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over ...
Oct 04, 2020•52 min•Ep. 499
It's on now! Our Gang is in the thick of things, and this time it's time to lay the hurt on a bunch of no good Dragon Newts! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our...
Sep 28, 2020•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 498
After a much planned bank heist it's time for our characters to get out of dodge in one piece and get paid! But is anything ever that easy? If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive earl...
Sep 28, 2020•57 min•Ep. 497
Time for another solo quest! This time it's time for an island vacation, huge crab included! I'm sure this will be a wonderful, relaxing, and enjoyable time in a jungle paradise. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.co...
Aug 31, 2020•31 min•Ep. 496
Time to get this heist moving! I'm sure that everything will work out just fine without any hiccups. No way that things will go all pear shaped right from the get go. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 495
Cris once again dives deep into a fighting fantasy gamebook! In this episode it's all about the dungeons and the deaths and the dungeons. Can he survive? Or will he get eaten by a worm? Tune in to find out. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patre...
Aug 12, 2020•39 min•Ep. 494
Now that our punktowners have got some altered identities and a "plan," it's time to get to work on robbing Paxtons most notorious gangster. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive ear...
Aug 05, 2020•59 min•Ep. 493
Our hero is still on the prowl through the Forest of Doom, looking for those ax parts. Will he find them? Or will he come out of the forest a broken man with an incomplete artifact. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon...
Jul 28, 2020•24 min•Ep. 492
Our Gang is missing one of its founding members! Of course we can't just post bond for Quin, we have to come up with a clever plan to bust him out of the slammer! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Ba...
Jul 20, 2020•3 hr 4 min•Ep. 490
It is time for our Punktowners to get the crew together for extradimensional bank heist. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modul...
Jul 20, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 491
Cris and only Cris delves into the fighting fantasy gamebook, The Forest of Doom. Time to find the lost parts to an ancient weapon for some dwarves! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will rec...
Jul 01, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 489
It was bound to happen. I mean it is the destiny of Our Gang, to ensure that Quin never has a full set of limbs. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales ...
Jun 23, 2020•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 487
Our punktowners have finished another case, and now it is time for an upgrade! It just so happens that Dr. Clock's budget clinic can help our heroes out with a much needed limb upgrade. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.pat...
Jun 23, 2020•49 min•Ep. 488
Mazes are the worst. Join Cris and only Cris as he continues on toward the center of Firetop Mountain. Again, Mazes are the absolute worst. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive earl...
Jun 16, 2020•53 min•Ep. 486