Conner has found the city and with some mild amount of violence possibly stumbled upon the wizards old abode. Now it's just a quick in and out to get the book and be back before the abbot finishes his nightly lecture, but things are never that easy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Aug 31, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 543
Conner is back! This time it's off to a boring religious conference with his abbot, but a message from a mysterious individual could spell an end for Conner's ad hoc vacation. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Aug 17, 2021•55 min•Ep. 542
Haas and Bobo are making quick work of these kobolds, all the while not skipping their daily workout routine! But is there something more to this plague than a bunch of medaling kobolds? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Aug 10, 2021•37 min•Ep. 541
No Conner, no problem! We've got another one GM on player game, this time it is Matt sitting across the table as the muscle bound worshiper of Kord. Can our hero and his orc in training stop a horrible plague, all the while getting those gains? Tune in to find out. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Aug 04, 2021•51 min•Ep. 540
Conner after some light violence against the animal population finds the sinister workings on in the Canyon. Can Conner's martial arts prowess and help from a local goblin defeat this menace? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 539
Conner is once again called into action, this time to investigate what became of a goblin clan. They have not been seen in some time, which makes for a dangerous situation, either they are organizing for a big raid, or something else more dangerous had moved in. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jul 22, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 538
Enough skulking! It's time for Conner to take some risks and attempt a big risk, big reward plan. Will it pay off though? Or will the Baron's head guard turn him into a pin cushion? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jul 22, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 537
Conner with a brand new spellbook and access to the manor house thinks it may be time to go snooping around. Can he find out what the nefarious schemes of the baron are before he is caught and thrown in the dungeon? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jul 22, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 536
Conner is back in the next instalment of his epic quest! This time is a rogue module that is light on the fighting and heavy on the skulking. A disease is spreading through the area, one that the local clerics and healers are having a difficult time curing, but a local baron is able to cure the disease, at an extravagant price! With more people getting sick and dying by the day the local church hires Conner to "borrow" the item the Baron has gotten a hold of that is at the center of his healing ...
Jun 23, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 535
The spirit! Man of mystery and shaman prowess! But like all great men, the icy hand of destiny awaits! And by destiny I mean die a pointless death in an alley. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jun 16, 2021•2 hr 27 min•Ep. 533
This is it, the showdown with an evil spirit to bring life back to area and save the tribe. This will be a battle for the ages! The likes that have never been seen! Or Conner will cheese it, cast a spell, and beat it to death with a mace. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jun 16, 2021•37 min•Ep. 534
Our lone monk has discovered some sort of ancient temple, that is swarming with bugbears! Why in the world are they here, and what does this have to do with the missing elk? As Conner goes deeper answers will be revealed. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jun 10, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 532
After more than a year hiatus, our lone monk is back! Cris DM's Ben through another one player and one DM module. This time a barbarian tribe far to the North is in dire need of someone to help find out where all the Elk have gone to? If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our w...
Jun 01, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 531
Cris just couldn't let this one go, so it is time to rev that engine and head out into the wasteland for a second time in a dangerous and unforgiving post-apocalyptical gas starved future. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
May 28, 2021•22 min•Ep. 530
The last, and probably final, episode with using the Amazing Tales RPG. Things get quickly out of hand and Cris has a hard time reigning in the stream of consciousness play style of Nicola and Terra. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
May 12, 2021•27 min•Ep. 529
This time our gang meets up with some very distinguished people, of the royal persuasion! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
May 05, 2021•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 527
Things started so simple, just some kids and an RPG, but these are Cris' kids were talking about. Things are about to gonzo in a hurry! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
May 05, 2021•38 min•Ep. 528
Join Cris and Nicola for the RPG Amazing Tales, a role playing game made for kids. It's like a stream of consciousness journey inside the mind of a small child! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Apr 21, 2021•30 min•Ep. 526
The second part of the awesome solo RPG Artefact. In this episode the prophecy around Doombringer comes to fulfillment. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic...
Apr 14, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 525
Cris plays the amazing indie solo RPG Artefact, where you tell the tale of a sentient magical item. In the first part of this game we learn about the origins of a magic item that is corrupted by a power mad despot. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to o...
Mar 31, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 524
Cris buys a farm and makes some cash to try and go on some dates with a Witch! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew modules and gam...
Mar 17, 2021•36 min•Ep. 523
Cris once again dives into a fighting fantasy gamebook. In this one he gets all Mad Max in Freeway Fighter. With his supped up muscle care bristling with weapons this book does not stand a chance! Or, he die pointlessly on a bad roll. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our w...
Mar 10, 2021•26 min•Ep. 522
It's time for Our Gang's favorite Shaman to do what he does best. Possess others and make a huge mess of things. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 521
It's time for another in-between episode. In this one Vinny has a tragic altercation with his new squeeze and Tenpenny realized the truth behind his existence. f you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backer...
Mar 03, 2021•36 min•Ep. 520
It's time for a trial by fire! One of our youngest members tries his hand at GMing a Dungeons and Dragons game for three of the most problematic players around. Will Bran be able to keep things on track or will it all go sideways. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way h...
Feb 24, 2021•2 hr 27 min•Ep. 519
Our Punktowners are in way over their heads now. Secrets are revealed, and they are initiated into a secret organization whose job is to fight existential threats that are apocalyptical in nature. No problem for a bunch of hardened Paxton citizens. If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw s...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 518
It's time for the big dance! Everyone will be there, but can our high school heroes reunite their shy friend Samantha with her true love, all the while horribly embarrassing their arch nemesis Charlotte? Tune in to find out! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Feb 11, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 517
How are the characters going to find who their "handler" wants them to eliminate? Try following the spiders...... If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales...
Feb 04, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 516
A lone hero descends into a old forgotten structure to try and bring back an ancient sword. It just so happens that the lone hero is played by a small child. Can they make it out, or will this be their tomb. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Jan 27, 2021•44 min•Ep. 515
It's another in-between episode for our Punktowners, now with 100% more prostitution saving! If you like what you hear, head on over to Itunes and leave us a review. If you are in the Grand Rapids area check out our meetup at https://www.meetup.com/We-Hate-Bards/ to check out our games. We've got games going every week. If you want to throw some coin our way head on over to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/wehatebards Backers will receive early access to our Epic Tales podcasts, homebrew m...
Jan 20, 2021•31 min•Ep. 514