What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went: 1:05 - I wish I never... 4:10 - Joke of the Week 6:24 - Jake Paul's Wet Dream 10:00 - Excuses 16:00 - Mickus Friks Up 18:00 - Flat Track Bullies 21...
Mar 15, 2023•34 min
Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had a nightmare of a day that we can't wait for you to hear about. Also Gode is a freak with his musical knowledge. Here are some key moments: 1:00 - We Suck at Organisation 5:53 - Joke of the Week 8:20 - Putting Mayo on Stories 13:15 - Are you an Idiom? 23:16 - Most Outrageous Claims 29:50 - SuperCoach Update 33:20 - Human Shazam Check out our NRL Su...
Mar 08, 2023•44 min
Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birthday is the next day. You can imagine how well that goes down. We also teach Jana a heck of a lot of new phrases (we don't think she will be in a hurry to use them), Mickus is disappointed he's not getting a Prince Albert and we discuss whether Russell Crowe would be any good at tennis! Here are some time stamps: 1:00 - Still have the baby? 5:00 - Ha...
Mar 01, 2023•45 min
If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns? We find out this episode, plus we have a chat about some of the most outrageous claims we & the Choccies have ever heard, and Dave the Brit Knows Jack Shit attempts to run us through a new game! Oh and we got new intro music, what do you think of it? 2:10 - How's your funny bone? 4:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 5:56 - Most Outrageous Claims 16:41 - ...
Feb 22, 2023•43 min
Some of the best nicknames we have ever come across leads to a chat that Skin would quickly love to forget about. We tried to step foot into the world of acting and the results were quite disastrous. India managed to do the best pitch doctoring of all time where it was only doctored when Australia was batting so we have to go through that. Oh and Gode also takes on a listener in another Trivia quiz! Ps. Mickus has the worst name for his fantasy team ever! Speaking of Fantasy, Gode wants to play ...
Feb 15, 2023•45 min
Is it in you? That is a slogan and apparently not for the website we thought! The Joke of the Week came from a playboy magazine (great articles). Apparently we have been saying Musk or Dust so we clear that up, Skin broke down a couple of acronyms for us and we named a pet goat! It was great to be back in the same room this week. If you got through last week you will find this episode a treat! 2:10 - Skin's Haircut 5:00 - Joke of the Week 11:00 - GOAT Namestorm 14:30 - Tom Brady 20:20 - Retireme...
Feb 08, 2023•46 min
Skin and Leigh made the trip down to Sydney to interview a few Australian Cricketers before the launch of "The Test" on Prime Video. They asked the big hitting questions like, "Who is your funniest teammate", "Are ice baths Overrated" and "Does Nathan Lyon love shadow batting?" However, there was also time top hit them with some of our best cricket themed jokes! And they were absolute hit for everyone except one of them... we will let you work out who that was! We wouldn't be able to make this e...
Feb 06, 2023•13 min
What’s a better partnership than Brooke Pancake being sponsored by Waffle House? Turns out there are quite a few! In other news Gode’s dad delivered his pool to the wrong house, a Manchester criminal is now known as 18 months because he only has an ear and a half, and Human Shazam is pretty tough to play over a video call! 3:44 - Where Do You Want The Pool? 6:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 7:55 - The Perfect Sponsorship Doesn’t Exi… 14:36 - Worst Rules in Sport 23:32 - He’s Only Got an Ear and a Half...
Feb 01, 2023•39 min
Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can happen apparently. Michael Clarke tearing his Hamstring in combat inspired us to go through some very funny ways people have acquired injuries! 1:30 - Eating Other People’s Leftovers 3:53 - Joke of the Week 6:58 - Best & Worst of Social Media 11:30 - Stinking Crowd Behaviour 18:40 - Avoiding Hangovers 24:30 - Michael Clarke 32:10 - Google Feud We...
Jan 25, 2023•41 min
We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pun! We speak to a Friend of the Show and find out that Skin is very up to date with youthful language. Here is how it went: 1:30 - Gode's Body Clock 3:40 - Wrong Lyrics 5:26 - Joke of the Week 7:05 - Worst Excuses You've Heard 15:41 - Terrible Cock Ups 22:29 - Friend of the Show 30:10 - Fictionary We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly wit...
Jan 18, 2023•39 min
Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the man for the job. An incredibly funny guy with some wonderful stories! Here is how the chat went: 1:00 - Meet Billy Darcy 5:40 - Leigh’s Lip Syncing 5:30 - Joke of the Day/Week 11:56 - Rogue News Headlines 18:09 - Stand Up Comedy Heckles 30:41 - Stupid Cricket Rules 36:39 - Must or Dust 45:32 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode first...
Jan 11, 2023•49 min
Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went: 1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour 5:30 - Jokes with Folk 8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change 15:07 - Football Nudity 20:00 - Man of the Match 24:30 - Namestorm 35...
Jan 04, 2023•37 min
We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. We can get organised and do a countdown from you next year! It was a late idea I'll be honest. 1:10 - Orientation/ Scene Setting/ Explanation 4:32 - The Countdown Begins! 28:35 - Notable Mentions 31:24 - Where to find us We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support. You can h...
Dec 28, 2022•34 min
Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the world! If you like cricket, Marnus gives you plenty of content in the middle of this episode, and if you don't like cricket... there is a great reflection on where the "Namestorm" segment came from and some quality Must or Dusts! We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the support of our sponsors, and secondly without your support....
Dec 26, 2022•28 min
We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went: 1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories 11:00 - Rogue Joke 13:00 - Must or Dust 23:15 - Human Shazam 31:55 - Christmas Bon Bon Jokes We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without the suppo...
Dec 21, 2022•42 min
We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went: 2:17 - Self Serve Things 5:30 - A Joke for you 8:21 - Thomas' Email 10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches 17:00 - David Warner 22:50 - Social Media Comments 25:10 - Dumbest Questions 30:11 - Your responses 33:20 - Beer sizes We would...
Dec 14, 2022•39 min
We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went: 2:00 - We saw Burlesque 5:00 - Joke of the Week 7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes 11:25 - Scratching Our Heads 14:04 - Reversing In 19:21 - Review 22:15 - Most Instagram Followers 25:27 - Baz Ball 29:51 - Luckiest Ever Batt...
Dec 07, 2022•40 min
Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went: 1:32 - Parenting 101 3:25 - The Joke 6:05 - Most Irritating Things 18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks 27:45 - Massive Losing Bet 28:55 - Google Feud 37:40 - Get Fact We wouldn't be able to make this episode firstly without t...
Nov 30, 2022•40 min
Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went... 1:12 Who is Who 2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning 6:10 Here’s Some Jokes 9:10 Gode Likes Cricket 16:00 Pat Comments 19:04 Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe 23:36 23 Contact Lenses in Eye 27:30 You’re a Quizzard 39:40 Yo...
Nov 23, 2022•43 min
We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went: 1:20 - Leigh’s got a story 5:30 - Joke of the day 9:20 - Best time to have a beer 19:40 - Our favourite listeners 21:55 - Overturned sporting decisions 28:25 - Most embarrassing moments 34:25 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be a...
Nov 16, 2022•39 min
Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mentioned it. This episode contains the Joke of the Day that has made us laugh the most. Here is how it went: 2:28 - Spa Etiquette 4:30 - Joke of the Day 7:55 - Namestorm 15:15 - League vs Union 21:35 - Country Puns Ambush 29:40 - Get Fact 36:30 - Friend of the Show 40:00 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support...
Nov 09, 2022•43 min
If you have ever been to Brisbane you are no doubt familiar with the Gabba. It is about to be knocked down and rebuilt in preparation for the 2032 Olympics so we figured we should record an episode from right next to it! It was so loud to be honest so we apologise for that... but it was a lot of fun. Here is how it went: 2:15 - Gode's Story 5:10 - Cheers Dad 6:00 - Joke of the Day 9:35 - Listen to the Chocs 13:50 - Pranks with Josh Dascombe 20:20 - Fake Mr Bean 24:20 - Mankad Avoidance 26:55 - M...
Nov 02, 2022•41 min
Welcome if you are knew. Welcome if you have been here forever. We are trying to be the second best podcast you have ever heard. Every one remembers who comes second. We go through your survey feedback, discuss some cricket rules and teach you new Urban Dictionary phrases. Here is how it went: 2:05 - Leigh's got a story 7:00 - Joke of the day 9:30 - Your survey results 14:35 - T20 play on 21:20 - Origin chaos 26:35 - Fictionary 35:20 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episo...
Oct 26, 2022•39 min
Reminiscing about some of the great ads that graced our television screens as we were growing up. No companies actually paid us to do this... we are sure they are all wonderful people though. Here is how the episode went: 1:37 - Hotspot Theft 4:15 - Joke of the Day 7:29 - Blink 18-2 Seconds 12:40 - Best Ads Ever 18:25 - T20 World Cup 19:15 - Max O’Dowd 31:10 - Friend of the Show 38:40 - You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You can ch...
Oct 19, 2022•42 min
After months of badgering and interrogation by Leigh and Gode, Mitch finally got the knee dirty and proposed to Eloise. We thought it would be most prudent to get Eloise to come and 2:33 - Wrong Name Idiot 9:52 - Joke of the Day 12:15 - Eloise is engaged... to Mitch 20:38 - Best Proposal Stories 24:34 - Listener Josh has the best proposal idea! 26:55 - Your Tightest Mate (Ryan Matterson) 32:50 - The 'Crusher' Tackle 34:10 - Namestorm for Snow Ploughs 41:00 - Technical Difficulties 44:25 - You're...
Oct 12, 2022•49 min
Mitch is away on a romantic getaway so it is just Leighthal and Gode to get you through this week. Michael also fills in for Skin by contributing exactly zero puns for the episode. Here is how it went! 1:45 - Leigh got schooled by a sled 4:15 - Joke of the Day 5:55 - Give you a listening too 11:40 - Housekeeping 13:35 - Junior Rugby League 18:20 - Call Luai Daddy 21:00 - 10 fads you didn't miss 30:30 - Two Babe Ruth's and an Anna Bligh 40:15 - Our 14th favourite segment (You're in for a Tweet) W...
Oct 05, 2022•44 min
We forgot to mention that this was our 150th episode actually. Or as someone on Social Media might say... our 150rd episode. Here are your key points! 1:35 - Gode’s got a story 3:00 - Joke of the Day 5:55 - Get a T-Shirt 7:20 - We Got The Chocs Trivia 8:30 - Corey’s Detailed Chat 10:10 - Social Sin Bin 19:00 - Must or Dust 31:15 - Mankad thoughts 39:00 - Ben and Jay ride around Australia 53:10 You’re in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors! You...
Sep 28, 2022•57 min
Basically Jana just roasts us for 20 minutes which is rather enjoyable! Jack Wildermuth also calls in to discuss the best chairing off he has seen. Here is how the episode went: 1:41 - Weird Whattsapp Messages 4:47 - Joke of the Day 10:25 - Yarns with Jans 13:25 - Why are you in the doghouse? 22:50 - In your dreams 28:00 - AFL Brownlow 34:00 - Wearing oil in footy? 36:21 - Bledisloe Cup 41:25 - The best chairoff story! 48:30 - How hard is darts? We wouldn't be able to make this episode without t...
Sep 21, 2022•57 min
Leigh was playing in a Second XI cricket fixture at the time of this recording so it potentially isn't the most thoroughly planned... but in good news, Gode spent exactly the same amount of time planning as every other episode (zero). Here is how it went: 1:40 - Gode’s Story: 4 year old coach 3:30 - Over the sickness 8:00 - Joke of the Day 9:50 - Skins Puns 12:30 - It’s Our Birthday 14:00 - Awkward I love you’s 16:40 - Thomas Too Cool and Harry Potter 19:30 - (Un)Banned Jarrod Berry 23:15 - Gode...
Sep 14, 2022•48 min
We don't actually know how we got through this episode to be honest. Leigh is sick, Gode can't see out of his eyes (he tells you that lots), and Mitch is ... well just regular Mitch. We have pulled together a classic though. No shocks to the system, here is how it went: 2:00 - Snowboarding Stories 7:05 - Joke of the Day 12:07 - Skin's Stats... Carlton 17:30 - Who wins AFL Flag this year? 21:00 - Most Humiliating Story 27:00 - Who gets chaired off? 31:55 - Fictionary 41:37 - You're in for a Tweet...
Sep 07, 2022•48 min
