Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space. But when it starts to defrost, they find themselves with more on their hands than they bargained for... This episode is a double bill recording of our live show in London on 30th November 2019 where we had the honour of performing a crossover episode with The Amelia Project! The Amelia Project is a brilliant Audio Fiction Podcast about a shady organisation that specialises in making people disappear! We begin ...
Jan 17, 2020•44 min
Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing. (This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories passed down by unreliable memories...) Merry Brucemas! Thank you for joining us for another year of Space Junk! If you want to buy Automnicon: The Bruce...
Dec 25, 2019•6 min
In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party... To purchase this year’s We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special, you can visit our GumRoad page, join our patreon or donate to us on Ko-fi! For more details, visit our website! Please note that GumRoad will provide an instant download, Patrons will receive the episode in the patron RSS feed and Ko-Fi givers will get instructions on how to download from our website! Thank you so much for listening and we ho...
Dec 22, 2019•2 min
When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems... You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here: gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk, and they are also available on our Patreon! Starring Beth Crane Rebecca Evans James Oliva Bubbles the Cat as Himself Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 19, 2019•2 min
In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork an...
Oct 07, 2019•6 min•Season 2Ep. 16
In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea? Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artw...
Sep 30, 2019•9 min•Season 2Ep. 15
A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. This episode is a flashback, set several years before the events of A Cure For Bindweed. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Cra...
Sep 23, 2019•12 min•Season 2Ep. 14
In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hed...
Sep 15, 2019•6 min•Season 2Ep. 13
In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Pro...
Sep 08, 2019•8 min•Season 2Ep. 12
In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and...
Sep 01, 2019•7 min•Season 2Ep. 11
In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley...
Aug 25, 2019•8 min•Season 2Ep. 10
In which Jault wakes up to an unpleasant surprise. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedl...
Aug 18, 2019•5 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Between Seasons One and Two we brought you Marilyn's Diary. Between Two and Three we're bringing you Micro Bytes! Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons! Some will be prequels, some will be sequels and some will show you a little of what was going on in the world outside the episodes of season two! This series is dedicated to everyone who has supported us this far! It's been a wild ride (and it's not slowing down yet!) Learn more about y...
Aug 13, 2019•2 min
Our Patrons enjoyed a special episode of We Fix Space Junk this weekend, and now you can too! Easter may be over, but you can still enjoy the train heist! You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk As always the special episodes are from earlier in the timeline and takes place between already released episodes of Space Junk, so there are no spoilers if you're not caught up and it's not plot dependant so you aren't missing anything vital by skipping ...
Apr 22, 2019•2 min
We may have been hard at work working on the scripts for our second mini-season and our third season, but we've somehow also found the time to write a novella! Coming to Kindle, Patreon and all other reputable eBook formats on March 19th (We Fix Space Junk's first anniversary!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 05, 2019•2 min
Surprise! A second Brucemas offering, this time from the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay! To get Kilner and Samantha's death-defying festive adventure, head to battlebird.productions/special-episodes Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all mu...
Dec 25, 2018•8 min
In the final episode of Season Two, Kilner and Samantha visit Automnicon Headquarters and DAX plays a game. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights Season Cast Beth Crane Becky Evans Jack Carmichael Hedley Kn...
Dec 18, 2018•22 min•Season 2Ep. 8
In which Kilner and Samantha get distracted by the Beautiful People and Samantha gets stuck in a room. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Becky Evans Jack Carmichael Sarah Golding David E...
Dec 01, 2018•21 min•Season 2Ep. 7
In which Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Becky Evans Jack Carmichael Beth Eyre David Devereux Felix Trench David Eagle (W...
Nov 13, 2018•28 min•Season 2Ep. 6
In which an old friend resurfaces, legs are broken and moonshine is drunk. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Becky Evans Jack Carmichael Emily Stride William Arthur LOOKING FOR WAYS TO S...
Oct 22, 2018•29 min•Season 2Ep. 5
In which Samantha meets an old classmate and Kilner loses a toolbox. Elsewhere, Dax refuses to talk to a fridge. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Becky Evans Jack Carmichael Brice Strat...
Oct 08, 2018•34 min•Season 2Ep. 4
In which Kilner and Samantha see an old friend and Haroldson makes a new one. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Becky Evans Jack Carmichael Hedley Knights Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Ca...
Oct 01, 2018•22 min•Season 2Ep. 3
In which Kilner loses the last of her peanut butter, Ms Lamb fails to make a sale and Fringo gets his new ship. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Becky Evans Jack Carmichael Vicki Baron ...
Sep 24, 2018•22 min•Season 2Ep. 2
In the first episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, DAX finds himself at the mercy of RINGO and Kilner and Samantha find themselves at the mercy of something that is, perhaps, far worse… Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all mus...
Sep 17, 2018•22 min•Season 2Ep. 1
In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights For more information on International Podcast Month, visit internationalpodcastmonth.com or twitter.com/podmon...
Sep 09, 2018•9 min
The final entry in Marilyn's Diary. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-of...
Aug 06, 2018•7 min•Season 1Ep. 16
The penultimate episode... part one of two. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us ...
Jul 30, 2018•9 min•Season 1Ep. 14
In which Marilyn and Computer go through a junk drawer. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon...
Jul 23, 2018•9 min•Season 1Ep. 14
In which Marilyn and Computer watch a movie... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send ...
Jul 16, 2018•10 min•Season 1Ep. 13
In which Marilyn tries to find out the meaning of 'fun'. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreo...
Jul 09, 2018•8 min•Season 1Ep. 12
