In which Kilner and Samantha return to Neutral Industries and cross paths with an old friend. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Naomi Clarke Graham R...
May 04, 2026•21 min•Season 7Ep. 4
So if you've been in the audio-drama-sphere as long as we have, you probably know Death by Dying (and if you haven't, you're in for a treat). They're one of our favourites, we love the people behind it (and we've worked with them a bunch) and we're overjoyed that in the year we're finally back from hiatus, they're back too! If you've not heard of Death By Dying before, it's a dark comedy fiction podcast following the adventures of Crestfall, Idaho's Obituary Writer as he deals with - and writes ...
Apr 25, 2026•31 min
In which Kilner and Samantha deal with a word escape on a literary ranch. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Helen Zaltzmann Pip Gladwin Katrina Allen...
Apr 20, 2026•18 min•Season 4Ep. 3
In which Kilner and Samantha meet the Bunntulas, adorable fluffy settlers trying to make a home in a dangerous world. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmicha...
Apr 06, 2026•20 min•Season 4Ep. 2
When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Shamini Bundell...
Mar 23, 2026•21 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for! Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release! The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on in between them. Episode One of Season Four will be released on our Patreon feed on the 16th March, e...
Feb 23, 2026•2 min
Hey! I’m sure you’re all keen for some news; keep your eyes and ears open for some Space Junk Season 4 news over the next month! In the meantime, we wanted to share a trailer for a new sci-fi audio drama from Voyage Media. It’s been created by the Neese Twins, aka the producers of Netflix’s Umbrella Academy, and stars Priah Ferguson, aka the excellent Erica Sinclair in Stranger Things, as Dasha, our protagonist. Hard Drive begins with Dasha inheriting a hard drive of her late grandfather’s memor...
Jan 27, 2026•3 min
After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship? Recorded live at London Podcast Festival! Buy our episode on GumRoad! Visit our Patreon Feed! STARRING Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Alexander Danner Jeff Van Dreasen Cat Blackard James Carney Hedley ...
Dec 07, 2023•1 min
A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all! Merry Brucemas one and all! To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon ! We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January! Thank you all so much for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Dec 25, 2022•9 min
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting... This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page ! STARRING Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Pip Gladwin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 20, 2022•1 min
It's our annual Brucemas mini episode! This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree. Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season! Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. CAST Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Jen Sugden Our full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast" , is available to buy now, along with all of our other festive specials on our Gumroad page ! All artwork and gr...
Dec 24, 2021•15 min
This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy. The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad , and will also be released to all of our patrons...
Dec 19, 2021•3 min
It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page ( wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales ) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd . Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com ! When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales.....
Oct 31, 2021•2 min
In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash Chastity Brown Hedley Knights...
Aug 23, 2021•21 min•Season 3Ep. 16
In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash Chastity Brown Hedley Knights LOOKING...
Aug 09, 2021•26 min•Season 3Ep. 15
In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can...
Jul 26, 2021•13 min•Season 3Ep. 14
In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can joi...
Jul 12, 2021•13 min•Season 3Ep. 13
Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-...
Jun 28, 2021•18 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? ...
Jun 14, 2021•13 min•Season 3Ep. 11
When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca...
May 31, 2021•15 min•Season 3Ep. 10
When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts ! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions . All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CA...
May 16, 2021•18 min•Season 3Ep. 9
The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: " The Ghosts of Brucemas Past " is available to buy now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available ( here )! You'll also get the music...
Dec 25, 2020•7 min
Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost… Our Brucemas Special: " The Ghosts of Brucemas Past " is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available ( here )! You'll also get the musi...
Dec 11, 2020•3 min
Our Halloween Special: " A Night in On The Hill House " is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk To buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's Halloween Special "Escape Gennero's" is also available ( here )! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and hand painted artwork by Beth Crane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 31, 2020•3 min
In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann! We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the past four years and as two people with trouble falling and staying asleep, the show has been a real lifesaver. We really, really recommend you check it out! Visit Sleep With Me's website or find it on you...
Oct 28, 2020•59 min
This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out StitchFix and get 25% off when you keep everything in your fix, visit stitchfix.com/spacejunk ! To listen to Paired, visit paired.simplecast.com or search for Paired in your podcatcher! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For ...
Oct 26, 2020•25 min•Season 3Ep. 8
When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out Dipsea, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk for a 30 day free trial! To check out Function of Beauty, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at check...
Oct 12, 2020•26 min•Season 3Ep. 7
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out Dipsea sponsor, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk for a 30 dya free trial! For 25% off when you keep everything in your fix, visit stitchfix.com/spacejunk ! Looking for ad-free episodes?...
Sep 28, 2020•32 min•Season 3Ep. 6
When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job -- deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another -- they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk for a free trial! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of t...
Sep 14, 2020•20 min•Season 3Ep. 5
When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious. Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit batt...
Aug 30, 2020•27 min•Season 3Ep. 4
