WE outsource the podcast, lose the ability to return home, and sculpt with chicken wire. Here’s that Kong: Skull Island scene for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKt-n311mY Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Blue Beetle 44:50 - Close Encounters of the Third Kind
WE take charge of bonfires and take a trip to Palmera City. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Brian and Charles 43:22 - Blue Beetle
Wesley prays to a forgotten archangel, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), pitch a new cooking show, and Kenneth Branaugh catches 1000s of strays. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - The Martian 43:22 - Brian and Charles
Ethan becomes the worst Harkonnen, and Wesley Say Anything’s with a Big Mouth Billy Bass and WE shout out the Potion Kid from middle school. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Dune Part 2 38:53 - The Martian
WE fushigi our way through Driver’s Ed, read trivia about Froley, and introduce 2 new racers to the Dune-iverse. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Children of Men 46:57 - Dune 2
WE pilot John Minus 9, discover the first American Kaiju, and introduce you to Kiwi Michael Caine. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Dune 36:44 - Children of Men
WE stick our hands in the pain box, get robbed at nunchuck-point, and determine the next season. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee
WE report on the alien adventures of Bert and Ernie, hop on a time travelling train, and daydream about Sy Snootles. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Arrival 46:21 - Star Wars?
Listen to those pitter-pattering feets, WEASNY is coming. Wesley activates his post-cog abilities and Ethan flirts with some septopods. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Minority Report 44:10 - Arrival
WE get into our milk bath and introduce you to God-Greg Jr. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee
WE spend more time talking about the previous two Venom movies than the third even entertained. WE also join the Department of Acid. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Quiz 33:57 - Review
Unsurprisingly, we have become Trevathan as we review KOTPOTA, 2024, and Raka’s deal. Prepare your IHOPs for a revolution in scrolls. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee It's all Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes review.
WE celebrate the cousins, flex piano trivia, and get to the core of Trevathan. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - A Real Pain 42:19 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
WE talk Thelma and try to become the most famous people from each of our hometowns. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Thelma 26:19 - A Real Pain
Welcome to what is by far the most nostalgic and personal episode of WEASNY by far. Wes begged me to put “Muffins” in the show notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM . Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Didi 52:42 - Thelma
Heads up for this one, we lost a bit of audio on Wes’s end but most of the answers were preserved. Sadly, we lost some jokes. WE discover what happened to the other Tiggers, start some livestreams, and relive the 2000s. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - The Wild Robot 25:11 - Didi
WE talk about Tick-Tock’s stepdad energy, count the number of times we’ve seen Yes Man, and Wes’s quiz making skills while ill. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Lisa Frankenstein 42:19 - Wild Robot
WE talk a LOT about Cine2Nerdle Battle but also discuss contentious relationships with cheese, and what we do with our dads. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 41:35 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 3
WE kick off the year by making quizzes on movies we SHOULD have made last year. WE discuss Wallace's feelings about Brexit and the power levels of gardening gnomes. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee
WE are back with your weekly enrichment to discuss the quiz questions of 2024 to see what we remember. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee
WE put on our Ant-Man tech, rip up some decks, and prep our homes for Nicomund the Red. Be advised here, if you have any interest in seeing Violent Night, we do recommend it, and would recommend doing so blind. We spoil a lot of it. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Red One 29:17 - Violent Night
This Christmas, WE consider what it means to be a Santa-like individual as we conjecture on what could possibly happen in Violent Night and Red One. Neither of us had seen either of these! Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Violent Night 29:46 - Red One
WE talk about condiments for truly so long in order to not talk about C.I.Ape and post-mortem the concept of espionage. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Review: C.I.Ape Season Wrap (01:02:47)
WE move a little closer to the center (NOT REALLY), develop our road act, and Ape Out. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Review: The 39 Steps Quiz (42:00): C.I.Ape
WE create new Magic: the Gathering cards, waste the protagonist’s time, and step with the sheep. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Review: Skyfall Quiz (45:14): The 39 Steps
WE Hong Kong, advocate for shorter funerals, and do some reptile dental work Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Review: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Quiz (35:45): Skyfall
WE tease Dad Movies, talk about Piece by Piece, and finally say hi to Brangelina. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Review: Goldfinger Quiz (46:28): Mr. and Mrs. Smith
WE discuss the final game of tag, catalog the history of Caspers, and get their fingers in some gold. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Review: Infernal Affairs Quiz (37:27): Goldfinger
WE hollow out our McNuggets, talk ankh, and adopt some adults. Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee
