#3174 Below Deck Med S10E17 Part Two: Mob (Wife) Mentality

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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Rappens. This is part two of a two-part If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So they come back on the boat and then they're like, Oh my god, it was like very choppy. It was actually like so choppy. I like did not feel safe on there. It was like very scary. And Sandy's like, So?

What did I tell ya? What did I tell ya? Well I told you a few things. It'd be chappy. I told you that BB's come into town and that God, Storm is so good, really. I'm so I'm so lucky that I got a screener. I'm not supposed to say anything about it, but Judy Dench. She's gonna get an Emmy, I'll tell you that much right now, okay? Where did I tell you?

Listen, it's like the time I gave Norma Pajmina and I said, No, it's not to wrap around your shoulders, it's to put over your face. And she did it. I laughed at her and I threw bananas at her head until she started crying and ran home. Forgot why I was telling you this story, but God that was fun. Okay. I'll be in my room. Never seen a pajamina with more crumbs on it, that's for sure. Golden grams, donuts, crab shells. The whole whole range.

Uh, so Josh is melting down in the kitchen, like, oh gold plates and then um it's pajama party night. So they want dinner at nine fifteen or nine thirty. Um And so they just go tell Josh that and he's like fine with it because it wasn't Kizzy, I guess passing him around. So Yeah. He does not like it when Kizzy asks finds out the news. Um, so Joe and Kizzy are sitting together. A love, a love so torrid, being kept apart.

And then uh one of the guests finds a hair in the hot tub. She's like, you know what, I found the gu I it's a hair in the hot tub. I guess as long as it's mine, it's fine. Frank, is this your pubic here? If it's your pubic yeah, get over here because I want you to clean out your pubic case. You don't want shade tonight, Frank, because I don't want to see any more of your pubic ears in the hot tub. Okay.

And um Joe and Kizzy are talking about the maddest place you've ever shagged. And she's like, The maddest place? I were thinking of gondola and you and he's like, The most memorable was in the garden center. I don't know why, but we were in a garden center and then the ladies came over and said, We're in a you're in a lows. And then the girl I was shagging said, I know I'm I've had a low, but I'm horny. And I said, What's that? Yeah. I did leave with a free paint stick though. That was

To be fair, I was I was shagging in the garden centre and to also be fair I was shagging at trellis. It was weird, but you know what worked. A hole is a hole. So then Nathan's like, Fuck I don't know what's g I don't know what Joel's doing with Kizzy. I tried to tell him that she's fucking doing wrong, but I've think I've grown this season as a person. You know, wish I would. Wish my hair could follow suit, but you know, gotta f something's gotta grow. But not only that, having Gail around

Like in my life, even just a little bit, just knowing she's stuck in a hotel room waiting for seven days for me, and then maybe I might ghost her at the end of it. It's just exciting. Can't help but have personal growth after that. Yeah, I'm not buying this Nathan bullshit for one second. It's all oh I'm so in love with Gail. I just can't. I don't buy it. You're you're a piece of shit to me too. I don't buy it from you, sir.

And he's like, Yeah, and I just want to draw to be better because I'm better. I'm better. Look at me, Nathan, who's grown so much. So Joel needs to be better too. You haven't grown. You haven't done anything. What are you giving yourself credit for? And the show's giving you credit too, like you've done something other than impregnate somebody. Not buying

They're trying to really sell the story that he grew up and then now he's having a baby. Um, but like last time we checked, you were th throwing McNuggets at the yacht. So um so then we get a text from Gail. It's like, hey, I'm heading to Minorca with some girlfriends to go surfing for the next few days. So I just don't want you to. Say pictures and not know what they are, just so you know, totally healthy. And he's like, Okay, have fun.

Um so uh then uh Kizzy is still nursing her her trash can toe. And I'm still over here rooting for a trash can. I mean the things that happen on Monday nights. I know. It's The things we in twenty twenty six you never know who you're gonna root for, but apparently it's a simple human trash can. And Jennifer comes. She's like, oh my God, I'm having trouble with the bathtub. They can't get the bathroom.

Tell us something, you gotta come look, it's crazy. So they go over there and dumbass Karen has um put all the bubbles in the bath and so it's overflowing all over the floor like these people are fucking pigs. Seriously. People are dumb. Turn off the water. What's wrong with you? Like you're hilarious. You're all clean that up, you trash. Yeah. You okay, you had your reality TV moment. You had you you did something funny. No, like get out.

So uh then Josh is uh cooking and he's praying he's praying to his pan'cause he's making he's making a uh a tatan. And I think it's a nectarine titan, I believe. So he's making or an apricot titan and he's like, Please, good vibes, please have this work out. So he's praying over his titan and then Nathan um I didn't know you pronounced it like that a Titan. How'd you I don't I was like actually thinking tartine. No tart? Is tat is it spelled tartine? No, it's spelled T-A-T-I-M.

Oh, the time. The time. So what I thought. So it's kind of like an upside down cake, essentially. Basically you if you were to make like an apple tart tatan, for instance. Um, you but basically takes a slice of some apples. You make like kind of like put some sugar and some water into a uh into a pan and you cook it, sort of becomes caramelized, maybe add some like apple cider or apple juice.

A method I learned from the late great Anne Burrell and uh you put your apple slices in there and you cram them in there, you cram them and you cook them, you cook them in this like caramelly sauce and they the apples start to cook and then once they're done, y not once they're done, but once they're like sort of on their way. you lay over like a puff pastry or maybe a pie crust.

But I think puff pastry is the way to go. But like uh there's variations where you could just add like cake dough or whatever. And then you basically it's in a skillet and you put it into the oven and then the c the dough is gonna bake.

And then once the dough is ready, you take the thing out and you flip it. And there, once what you have is a beautiful char tatan. And it's it's actually and it looks nice because when you've put the apples in the pan, you've arranged them in a nice pattern. So that way when it flips out It all looks cute. So they're really they're really fun. They're fun to make. But you can burn them. I the last time I tried to make one

For it we're welcome to inside the Apple to Tan Studios. Um, I'm like then you're like James Lipped in and I'm like, well let me tell you about my Yeah, I love it. Yeah. I over caramelized it and so when I turned it out, it looked like dark and sexy and I was like, Oh my God, this is amazing. And when I bit into it, it was like a burned caramel. So I think that's what happened here.

And you know that's the that's the funny thing. It's like sugar is the best thing in the world until it turns on you. And when it turns on you, it's like fuck you, you thought I was good, I'm really satan and it it chokes you, it tries to kill you. It's evil. I I think that honestly, like when they complained about the Ten. I was like, I'm gonna let them have that because I I messed up a tattoo once. I thought it would be it would just always it's their apples. I thought like it would just be

Always perfect. And I'm telling you, it came out, it was like this it was sexy. It was like dark and shiny and shimmering. It was like, ooh, wow. And then um it tasted like ass because it was bitter. It was bitter and burnt. So he's praying over this uh ta ta and Nathan is trying to gale'cause he likes her ta tum.

And um she's not answering. Uh what part of I'm gonna be out all day with my friends do you not understand, you needy fuck. You were the one who ghosted me and now you're texting and calling non fucking stop. Love bomber. He's love bombing. A hundred percent. Hundred percent. That's what I'm gonna say. Um non stop doing this. And then uh Max and Kathy are uh they're they're in laundry and Max like, Oh, Mademoiselle Cathy, okay, so um you need to talk about she's like, Oh god.

So then they get interrupted because there's a towel emergency and uh then everyone starts to change'cause there's gonna be this pajama party, so everyone's changing their pajamas.

And uh V pokes her head into the galley, but that's Kizzy and Joe are in there and she's like But she uh She doesn't see she doesn't s they don't see her, but Kizzy's like Joe, okay, guys, if we're getting married, Joe and I are getting married, if we get in in six years time and we're still single, we're gonna get married. Yeah. It's time for a commercial. For a crap and

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So then um V just rolls her eyes in the confessional. She's like So then um all the guys wear girls pajamas. It's it's hilarious. And um Uh Sandy's like, I hope you're all wearing underwear. God And that was by you're all I mean Norma. Okay. And Josh is like, Oh, you want a plated meal? You're gonna get a fucking plated best dinner, best plated meal in the entire world. Um, why are these on tires? Why is the chicken being served on tyres? It said plates. Plates.

Plates though, these are tires. Could you someone explain to Josh what plates are? This is the worst thing. There's actually a hole in the middle, so when you put the food in you're literally not even making contact with the surface. It's going back onto the table. Um, so now um Kizzy is still talking about her toe. Yeah. So most consistent Kizzy's been, honestly. Yes. Like she jumps around from thing to thing, episode to episode, but the toe she's really she's really consistent with the toe.

So, um, we're all feeling terrible for her, I'm sure. And then um the guests are partying and they're talking about oysters and they're uh he's like, So who doesn't eat oysters? And the young ones like, not me. Like they're mad at him for saying oysters. I know. And uh they're just uh very tacky, this group. They are tacky. And then some people have to go down and clean the tub where the bubble bath was. And it's like

It's got like a tamp bronzer all over it. It's disgusting. Um, and then the food is being served. There's some some beetroot tartar with pickled blackberries and everything. And everyone likes it except for Annalise. Annalise is the She's the biggest sour puss of them all. And she's like, ew, gross. I don't like it. And then people like the oyster dish. And Analisa's like, um

I don't like extra large oysters with caviar on it. I like the I like it in the shell with the lemon and I can just put it down with that red shit. Give me that red shit for my oysters. And then Mar and and then Marissa is like, you know what? I hope you can make Clem's casino. And I didn't like

That the ma the the older generation is just like they keep on checking the kids because Jennifer's like, You're out of yad, okay? You can get clams casino at every Italian restaurant, Staten Island in Brooklyn. Why do you wanna have a clams casino, Marissa? Come on, be a be classy. We're in yad. She's like, Ugh, I want my clams casino, there I said it.

So now Joe and Nathan are talking in their cabin and um Nathan's like, Well, Gail's in Minorca with some surfer guys from Sydney and she asked me, would it be an issue? And I said no. And Joe goes, Oh, fuck off. I mean if she can't behave, you know what I mean, then that could be a little test. And he's like, What do you mean? It's not a test.

Joe's totally misreading this because he's totally projecting what he would do in that situation, um, and also how he would act if he were the one sneaking off to Minorca. So Nathan's like No, it's not a test. I'm just saying she went to Monorca. He's like, Well, if she's unfaithful, mate, well then that's absolutely ridiculous. And then you know, then you're free from her. And you can start banging other girls. Congratulations! Get your get your penis wet. He's like, No, I uh I'm just saying.

She went to Menorca and I hope she has fun. No, she cheated on you. Yeah, he is because he's trying to make this whole um Gail is a cheater thing a storyline now for some reason. He's been trying to do it ever since Gail came back. You are the cheater, sir. You it's you But Nathan it w did start this off weird. Like, yeah, she w she asked permission to go surfing with some guys and I said, Yeah. So but also like Joe who has been peddling a narrative that he and he and V weren't even a thing.

They're like not even a couple. It's like not even a big deal. So we kissed Kizzy and like maybe it's sort of disrespectful, but like they're not a couple, so like why all the drama? And literally Joe I mean L Nathan and and Gail are not even dating. It's not even that they're like in a situ there nothing is happening between them and now Joe's like, Well, if she's gonna cheat, you better be careful. Be careful, cause if she's unfaithful, then you know that she's a slot.

She's not worthy of your time. I'm like, Oh, so suddenly someone's pretty high, high and mighty about cheating and someone has a pretty low threshold for what qualifies as being unfaithful. Yeah, so Nathan doesn't like that. Uh the guests are still loving the food. Except it's not Clamp's casino.

And then um everyone's messing around in the galley while Josh is plating and he's like, Kathy, Kathy, please, please, I'm trying to try to concentrate here. Can we be mindful? I I'm cooking. I'm in the middle of a service. Things I'm required to put food on things. All right, please. Uh it's getting distracting. And she's like, Okay. So she like salutes him and uh she goes, So What should I do? He goes left fucking around. She's like, Okay, jean. That's fine.

So then um they bring out the next course and Annalise, of course, is complaining and she's like, You know what? I'm a big pasta girl. Is there a truffle on this? Wow, you're a big I never would have thought these this group would have been big pasta people. I thank you for telling me that, Annelise. I was afraid that you were into delicate, delicate, um, obscure foods. So I'm I'm really glad you clarified that you're a pasta person. I I would not have suspected.

And she's like, Is that truffled in this? Is that a thing that people do? Like Put truffles in pasta? I guess it is I guess I've had that. It's good. Yeah. You know what, I want truffles. It's like when people come on and they're like, You know what, I gotta have have gold wrapped things. I want chocolate wrapped in gold. It's like okay. The lady who wanted her steak and gold I and gold leaf. I went to a um there's like a there's like a hand roll place right near me.

And you know, you it's the sort of place where you just everyone has to sit at the counter and then there's like the the chefs, you know, like the sushi chefs there doing making things. And this one guy's like Well, you guys do fugu?'Cause fugu is the blowfish or puffer fish that um

you have to be specifically licensed to be able to serve it. I don't think you're even you might not even be allowed to serve it in America. Maybe you can and like it'cause if you if you slice the fish incorrectly, you will Like kill the person. Like it, you like there's like very, very there's like high toxicity. You have to cut around these glands or whatever, and you have to be super, super licensed.

And so like you go to very special chefs to do it. It's very rarefied and it's a whole thing. And this guy is here on Sunset Boulevard talking to the chef, being like, so uh You guys do Fugu, yeah! What is this flex? What are you trying to flex during like maybe you're gonna order fugu at like the can roll during the lunch rush? On Sunset Boulevard. Like, shut the fuck up, okay? So I'm so rich. Yeah, like, oh congratulations. You're so sophisticated. You know about Fugoo.

You've heard of truffles. Wow, you're really you're really important. That's a good idea. And he's like, Unfortunately, yeah, truffles are out of season. I tried to get some. Okay, now I'm ignorant about truffles and I'll I'll admit it'cause I just I mean I love mushrooms, but I'm just not a big like I'm gonna pay uh a hundred dollars for a mushroom. Like I'm just not unless I unless it trips me out. That'll do.

But I don't know that much about them. Aren't truffles dried generally and in seas like can't you always get truffles? Yeah. Mm, I don't believe so. I th I think you have to like literally dig them up and um have to be in season? I I g I think they yeah,'cause there's like black truffle season and white truffle season and and shades. Yeah, that's interesting. I don't know a lot about it. And I mean honestly he could have just like

But see, probably could have put some dried mushrooms on there and added some truffle oil and been like truffles and they'd be like, Oh my god, this is delicious and so hoy and I mean this ignorant. She probably knows about as much as me about truffles. So I would say just cut up some mushrooms and say they're truffles. She's like, Oh my God, of course. This is what we want. So Josh was like, Look.

Unfortunately, truffles are out of season. I tried to get some and I know you're a big truffle girl, but unless we get them from Australia, you know, it's not gonna happen. I'm like, don't even say that. Don't say that. Don't give her an option. Just say they they're out they're they're sold out in Europe.

Okay. You have to truffle shuffle out of here. Yeah, then go to Australia then. Get'em for me. Yeah, fly'em in then.'Cause Australia like what's Australia's like five minutes? Just get it for me. I'm looking up when is truffle season? Truffle season is well, it depends on the type. White truffles are September to December, winter black truffles are December to March, summer black truffles are May to September, and seasonal varieties are January to April. So it seems like they're right.

Yeah, he could get some truffles. You know what, Annalise? We'll give you this one. It's easy to stand up for Josh because he's going against these dum dums, but we have to remember it's Josh too. And and also he pulls a King Crab Gater. Which is not cool. So he's like, Yeah, well I tried to get truffles but I can't get truffles and Dominic's like, Yeah, truffle fucker'cause he fucked the truffles, that's why. Shut up, Dominic.

She's like, oh God, just import it. And he's like, uh, and the guy goes, We could have brought it from New York. Well, then you should have. So then Josh is like, Well but so these are agnilotti with ricotta and parmesan and olive inside and there's king crab in the middle and everyone's like, Oh my god, it's so delicious. I absolutely love this. Oh my god. And then Annalise is like

She's like mad. She's like, I'm not, guess what? It's not crunchy. I'm not tasting the shell, okay? Because I want my king crab legs. It's like I don't like the crab in that oh, okay.

So um Josh is like God these people are weird but he sees Kathy and he's like, Okay, listen, there's a vibe that's fucking around. You know, I spent all day on these fucking dishes and they're not getting the appreciation they deserve and I spent all day doing this and I want it to go as good as I envisioned and she goes But has it gone out okay? And he's like, Excuse me and she's just like don't just respect him. Don't talk back, Kathy.

She's like, I'm sorry, but sometimes I just have to say chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Ack. Okay, you got that out of your system. That's fine. Go downstairs and do something else. So Isha's like, We're getting to the end of the season and tensions are rising, and I don't want this new drama to bubble out. We've had enough of it to deal with as it is. Remember the bubbles that we saw for five seconds? Bubbles, it's a callback. This is Iowa Kimwellera from the Athletic FC Podcast.

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So now the guys are out talking about who's waking up when. And Max is like, Oh, we have to wake up at six AM, so I want to go down now because that would be eight hours of sleep, you know, to be here doing nothing. We are like crowd in pantry. And Nathan's like, But the captain asked us to stay up with the girls until the girls go down. He's like, Well, you know, it's better to you know, I've rollover on deck, you know, I would r like to go to bed.

This is so max. It's like the Captain Sandy literally we didn't say this, but Captain Sandy literally said, just so you know. All the guys stay up with the girls. Basically, or outside stays up with inside. Köszönöm szépen! Köszönöm szépen! Köszönöm szépen!

It's like shut up. And what's crazy is that like Nathan allows him to do this. If I were Nathan, I'd be like, you have to stay up. This is Captain's orders. I don't care how you feel. I don't care how much you're gonna drag tomorrow. These are Captain's orders and stay awake. Yeah, I was surprised that he let him do it too. And then he just mutters as he walks off like Fucking Max. Well yeah, but you're the boss. So

Uh so Max goes down and you know, I'm I'm I'm sure that people would have lost respect for Max had we had any, you loser. So Captain Sandy sees uh she calls Leah. She's like, Oh my god, look at you. It's be you're beautiful. Oh gosh, thank God Apple added this function so I can see you. BB time. Hey, so where are ya? Well I'm I'm in like Orlando. Oh God, you know that we're

I'm in real Barcelona, not Epcot Barcelona. Okay, so uh give me a moment. I'm gonna talk to the ticketing agent. I'll be right back. See you soon. Apparently that's really far, BB, and I need a passport, but now my passport says BB yawn. Mrs. Yuan. And so the Sandy's like the is coming for the final night. It's incredible. I can't wait to see her. I can't wait to see her.

Baby! I can't wait to see you! I can't wait to see you, baby! And I can't believe they killed off Judy Gent's character! Oh my god, I didn't know that. I forgot that you see it in America first. That was a spoiler, baby. Uh so now comes di da dang uh the apple tart with vanilla ice uh vanilla ice cream and uh they're like, ugh, this tastes like an easy.

This is disgusting. I hate it. What what did you brace it with? What did you brace this with? Meatloaf? This is disgusting. They kept on saying what did you brace it with? It's it's got like a bac taste. It's a b-taste. I don't like it. I don't like it anymore. Send it back. I don't want it anymore. This isn't good for me. And uh yeah, I suspect that he burnt his caramel on that. Sorry. Um, but then Annalise has a bigger issue. Listen, put the tatan to the side because Annalise

She wants a king crab legs. She's like, can we get a can we have king crab legs tomorrow? By the way, if she hunts him down, she goes like to him. She's like, George, come up here. Gross. Alright. So no, I thought I thought you were gonna I thought you were gonna say more more than that. No, I knew I interrupted you. I just wanted to be clear that she gets up from the table and marches. She's like, I want Josh right now. Josh

Can we have King Crab legs tomorrow? And then he makes a look face like, uh-oh. And she goes, Don't even tell me. Don't even tell me. He's like, but we used it all today. 'Cause I got half of a leg and I put it in the pasta. You use it for the ravioli the Marissa's like, you use it for the raviolis, right? Okay. Use it. Okay, cause you know all right, you know what? You're gonna have to import it. Import import the king crab. Cause guess what? You gave me no truffle.

You gave me no crab. You gave me no other thing that I really liked. I'm gonna come up with it later, but I'm gonna come back to you and I'll tell you they didn't come up with it. Okay, that's three things. Three things you didn't come up with. I put three things on my preference sheet. Big cheese girl, big truffle, and king crab legs. Okay? Zero truffle, one crab leg. Okay, I've had some cheese. I just fought it.

But still, you divided that crab between eight people. That's that's something that's something else. And Marissa's like, she's just tired. She's like, I'm not tired. I need crab leg. All right. Baby wants crab leg. Get me my crab leg. I mean, uh, but the thing is you're not the primary. So like yes, you like crab legs, but like this is gonna be based on what their primary likes. He's not gonna do a whole crab leg feast.

just for one person. But that being said, he should have some crab legs around together. Yeah, I was gonna say I think this girl's trash and I think her behavior is trash and I think her whole demeanor is trash. But um she's got a point. I mean

If you put crab if you put crab leg on your sheet, you expect to get big old crab I want to see like the Roquettes. You know, I wanna see their legs. You know, the crab version of Roquette legs on the table. I don't want this like I put a little tiny bit in the middle of a raviola.

So he's like Annel he tells us, Annalise, I can't just whip a crab leg out of my arse, okay, like a chef with a magical arse. Like I don't have a magical osse, I'm sorry. I'm like, honestly, even if you did have a magical arse, I really would not want a crab leg that came out of a magical ass.

But also you're a clown, so like you should be able to whip a crab leg out of Europe. You actually should. You know what I mean? Also, I feel like you're in Europe. I feel like crab leg you must be able to get in Europe. Just seems like something you're gonna do. You're in the ocean. I mean it's Alaskan crankin crab leg, I get it, but still it should be around. It's gotta be in the freezer section somewhere. Right? Because that is a scrap. I don't care.

Honestly, just give her something like any crab and she'll and just tell her just say, I took the liberty to take the crab out of the shell for you and here it is. And it's just like from a drawer. I don't care. Give her a chicken nugget and tell her it's a king crab. She'll be like, Oh my God, this is exactly what I asked. Finally.

So uh Annalise is so mad. She's like, whatever, I'm walking away, okay? And he's like, Alright, good night. Your mother, your mother. Your mutter. She said, Your mutter. Your mata. So now guys, what oh, so Gail texts Nathan and she's like, Oh, sorry Mr. Call Eli, I'm still out but call me tomorrow

So now Kizzy can't sleep guys. Yeah. Yeah. This one. Yeah, both of them. All of them really. So Kizzy can't sleep. It's four in the morning. She's like, Oh my god, my toe mom She calls her mom and um her mom's like, You'll never make L.A. now. She's like, Mom, they gave that up. I'm getting really frustrated'cause it's like this is the last chatter and like one final night out. And I just thought what I was really hoping it'd be a big night out and

Just hoping I'd get laid finally. Everyone else got laid this season except for me, and I'm the slottiest one. Let me be a slot! So she can't sleep because of her toe and uh Josh can't sleep because Dominic the cartoon's being mean to him and I like this'cause Dominic goes, You're not good mate, your food is shit, you're not creative enough.

Your mustache looks like a joke. I was like, yes. Coming for the mustache, Dominic. He's like, wait a second, I'm starting to think this is the low deck staff trolling me now. Are you guys doing that? Because I I don't have I like my mustache. That's one thing I'm confident about. It's just

So Max goes down to talk to Kathy for anyone who's interested in this. Uh and which is his code word for I want to have a serious conversation because that that's what he says every time. And she's like, Oh So you want to speak to me now? That's kind that's kind of you and he's like, Yes, well

I just I need to have a little nap, so sorry for yesterday as you see stressing me, you know, I I didn't sleep. She's like, Well neither could I, but mainly'cause I was so hungry,'cause I couldn't have my chicken nuggets. And this is and then she hugs him, she's like, come here. She takes him and she cradles his head in her arms.

And she's like, This is the only way that we're going to work is if we speak it through and he's like, Oh for sure you are the most important person on the planet. I just want to make sure that you know this because I don't have family. Because one time my mother Just a chicken nugget over me. And uh my way of love is different for me. It's like if it's a bit more strong. She's like, I get that.

That's why you're an obsessive stalking baby pants, and I love that, and you'll never be too much for someone that can't get enough of you. I want one day a woman to look at you the way that I look at chicken nuggets. You know

The only way this does work is if we speak it through. Um but I just want to say no promises on the listening to it through. So go on, have at it. You know what? Would you feel better if you said everything in French?'Cause I can't understand that. I saw that on a T V show recently with some Russian

And uh it seemed to work for them, but in my case it's a way for me to be able to focus on something else while you feel like we're communicating. Okay, thank you so much. So then they get an end to their romantic black and white movie and it says fiend is the kiss. And then Aisha comes to the crew mess and finds Kizzy crying and um It's like, how did that happen? Did you by any chance my guy with the trash can's girlfriend? She was like, Oh, I think it's broken, I don't know how I'm gonna work.

Well Kizzy, okay, well so she goes up to Sandy and she's like, Kizzy's down in the crew mess. She's been up since 3 AM because of whatever's wrong with her toe and whatever's wrong with her stupid personality. Oh, maybe she broke it. Um so she's like I know. So now uh we cut back to Kizzy and Joe and Joe's making a making a joke and now Kizzy's laughing as if she's not in any sort of pain. And ja they're trying to figure out this whole picnic situation because there's gonna be a picnic.

And then Captain Sandy brings he's like Kizzy, Kizzy, Kizzy, Kizzy, come to the bridge. Sorry about that staircase. I guess it'd be better if I came to you, but I know I love that. I love that she's like, Oh, hey, lady with a broken foot. Come up the stairs to see me. Be great. Climbum. Climb. Climb sucker. Oh, you need an x-ray. Let me talk to the medic.

Uh so she gets her a doctor and um now it's time for the guests to wake up and someone's pissed. They're like, Oh my god, I can't believe you won me up. I was having a nightmare about crab legs. I had a dream that there was like so many crab legs and they were topped with truffles. And I was like, this, this is the this is the yacht that I wanted to be on. And then our yacht crashed in every other yacht. And I was like, yeah.

So now it's time to discuss the beach picnic. The big dramatic moment on every below deck. Who's doing the beach picnic? So Aisha asks Josh if he's going and he's like, No, I've got a lot to do and she's like, Really? And he goes, I haven't even started dinner yet. Right, I mean what what do you think things plate themselves? Do you?

Do you know that it will take me thirty seconds to put each piece of steak on a plate? I can't possibly do a picnic with that sort of time pressure. I'm sorry, you'll just have to go without me. So Josh is like, No, I am not going to the beach, but then they're not gonna have a chef at the beach, which was gonna be a little bit of an issue. Yeah, and he's like, I mean, please, it's fucking sandwiches and a couple of salads. Like they'll be fine.

Um so yeah. There's some sociology happening up on deck.

You know what? You know, here's the here's the thing with this generation. You guys, you youngins, you guys generation, you guys don't have strong men. Those are not strong men, analysis. You're so right. You can't What happened to the days when you could find a man who would travel the world to find a king crab leg for you? Gone. No men like that anymore.

And all these feminists are making men weak and we need strong men'cause it's a balance, you know. You gotta have strong men and then weak women like us who just need a man to come along. And I'm like, Yeah, you're a real you're a real uh Wilting Daisy over there or whatever they call it, blushing Daisy. Um But also I don't know that she's wrong. I mean I'm looking around this cast. I'm like, okay, I'm trying to find proof that you're incorrect.

Happen to the day where a guy will come out and club a woman over the head, drag her back into the cave, and then ask for dinner. God I miss them days. I hate those damn feminists. Being strong and advocating for themselves and that makes the men weaker as a result. And if we have to choose between a weak woman and a weak man, obviously we want weak women, right? Get the strong men back here, feminists go away. Yeah we go, we figured it out. Burning your brain.

Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Hold up these titties, eh? Love the logic on this show sometimes. Yeah, super classy group. They get better with each clip. They really do. So now Aisha is um going to send Kathy to the beach to help with the picnic and um Kizzy may have broken her toe, so she's gonna have to leave. She's gonna have to be thrown in the wood chipper. And um Captain Sandy goes and talks to the guests. She's like, So guys

Can you imagine what it have been like yesterday? Okay. Um sorry, uh I'm late to watch another new show that I'm uh dabbling in. It's called Told Ya So. It's a great TV show. I love to binge it. Sometimes I just watch episodes over and over again and go, Told you so, time for told you so. So Annalisa's like

Sandy, I don't even know what like like what's going on right now. I said three times yesterday. Three times. Okay. Guess what? Guess guess Sandy's right, okay? And no one's like, trust Captain Sandy, I guess. Trust Captain Sandy. I don't know. That's Captain PB to you. So then they love you think I'm funny? They love their breakfast. Um the tender is on its way to get Kizzy to take her to the doctor.

And Kizzy's like, oh Joe, I think I've got like he's like, Chlamydia? And she's like, ha ha probably. It's what a tragedy this will be if it's the last time I see Kizzy. Oh, shut the fuck up. Just yeah that's exactly what I said to my TV. I said, Shut the fuck up, bro. Yeah, seriously. Um I I shed a tear for you, Lizzie Bennett.

So then um Kizzy's like crying and she's like Oh my toe, my to And meanwhile it's time for the the picnic. The picnic's gotta get ready. So then um you know, they're they're assembling all that stuff and Kathy, Josh tells Kathy to dress the salad and she's like, but You're the chef, why should I Just the salad, this is

Crazy. So they're packing up this picnic, understaffed, there's no kissing everything. And uh Joe's telling Kathy, Oh, I should have kissed her toe before she left. No, you should have thrown yourself overboard before she left and done us all a favor. Yeah. Um so now everybody gets on the tender and um Annalise is walking on the naughty board to get there and she's like, Oh my god, it's the wobbly.

And uh then Kathy's bitching that she has to dress salads. She's like, This is really difficult. I mean, having to put dressing on a salad and then on a plate, a cod. I can't believe we're having to do this alone. And it is kind of shitty'cause they're all sitting there under a tent and Kathy's like unpacking and unwrapping these things. Although I feel like they should have gone there before the guests to set that up. I mean, Kathy says They usually do experience.

Yeah, she says the chef's over here an hour beforehand, preparing the food to make sure it's still five star, but instead they just sent a stew and packing a bag like a packed lunch. I'm like, She's right, I think that Josh should be there, but also why don't you guys go ahead of time with this with the sandwiches and the salads? Yeah. So um

Yeah. So Kathy's like, Well, we have a day and a half of this charter season. I mean it would r it should matter to everybody on the boat that we're giving five star service. And Josh has just given up.

And you know, I mean, look, part of me is like, I mean, it's a salad. It's not that hard. But the other part of me sees that Josh completely has and he's being a big fucking baby. It's like Josh was pretty good this whole season because he really wasn't called out on anything other than the vegan guy. But the second he gets called out and it's such a minor thing too, it's like use plates. He's like, Oh God, everybody's This whole thing, fuck everybody. You know? Yeah. He's ridiculous.

So meanwhile, um so V and Max are left on the boat while everyone's on the picnic, uh at least from the the um the deck team. And then Max is like, Oh, I need to get some more sleep which he does not need more sleep, but he's decided he does need so and

Nathan never said that he could go down, but he decides he's gonna go down and he's like the chatter's good, the guests are good, there's a number where luck need to settle down, it's like not gonna come from Nathan in his bush position, so stand up for your rats, you know?

This is the guy who wanted to be Lee Decand, who was rallying to be Lee Decan, and he's he's constantly going to going to bed. He drives me so nuts. And V is annoyed because now she has to basically Do the work for both of them.'Cause he's not So Nathan's like, Did you guys deck refresh? And she's like, Well, like I literally ate lunch and Max has been down and he's like, Oh, for fuck's sake, Max Um that's what you get for keeping back.

Instead of keeping Gail. So Aisha is um Aisha checks on Kizzy. She's still survived, unfortunately. And then um Josh uh asks Kathy how lunch was when she gets back. It's like

I mean it was hectic, like with dressing, plating and then serving. I mean it was quite a bit for me to do all in one, especially without Kizzy. And he's like, Right, he's getting on mad And she's like, But you know, it's just a it's a lot going on. We're not getting any rest and goes, Well, I don't get a lot of rest any day.

And then he's mad. He's like, You're fucking kidding me. Here's what I'm asking you to do for lunch, okay? Move this from here to there. That's what that's what makes everything go to shit, really. The fact that I wasn't there to put a sandwich on a plate.

Well, it seems like you have a hard time putting anything on a plate, so I would mind your I know those who's been complaining about how hard plating is and then she complains about it and he's like, Oh God, it's the simplest thing on the planet. Mm-hmm.

So, uh it's the last day, they're excited and Joe's like, Okay, you know, I hate to miss this. I had to m I had to admit this, Nathan. But I'm longing to kiss skizzy again. I'm so fucking horny over it'cause I can't have it. I just want to kiss kizzy and I was like, Oh my god, like can you like No one cares that you have to like obsess over this every single waking moment, especially the to your boss who told you not to do this. Yeah. And Ethan's like, oh for fuck's sake, it's so disrespectful.

And so Nathan does his whole speech about how he's such an adult now. He's grown so much. Um, and maybe Joe he just doesn't like Joe because he's grown so much and Joe hasn't grown so much. Which no, you're you're pretty much doing the same thing, obsessing over like your extra curriculars, um Who you also kind of fucked over the season. So whatever, Nathan, I'm not buying it from you either.

So they hate each other now, basically. And it looks like next week it's gonna come to a head and they will no longer be bros. Oh no. Well that's it. We'll see what happens. But that is it. A lot of people trash. Trashy people. For SP everywhere. Yep. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being with us for another episode of Watch What Crapins. Go grab your tickets for the Golden Krabbies on February twenty-seventh over at watchwhatcrappins.com, and we'll talk to you next time. Bye.

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