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Vodkabulary

Welcome to Vodkabulary: the podcast all about man’s greatest invention: the alcoholic beverage. Each week Lorna and Adam are going to expand their vodkabulary and delve deep into the history of a different cocktail, try their hand at making it and finally, deliver their verdict! Caution: they may or may not get slightly drunk and they may or may not swear.
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SERIES 3 REVIEW

Let's go team! Not just another episode. Another episode that will excel, another episode to be great. Listen and SHINE!!!!!! Enjoy our final episode on GIN! We give you the low down on 10 of the greatest gin cocktails so you can make an informed decision!!!!!! Enjoy and we will see you back for SERIES 4!

Oct 30, 20231 hr 25 minSeason 3Ep. 11

English Garden... don't we sound posh! (don't be fooled by the cocktail title!)

Adam almost starts a new podcast venture for us! - Having finally played X- factor on the wii, we give it a review. We get, get get, on the floor with Cher Lloyd. Head back in time with our old mobile devices while discussing the ANOTW topic! - and it wouldn't be complete without an anicdote from the pregnancy book, and hilarious text messages between Lorna and Adam! Join us here and on Instagram @thevodkabularypod - dont forget to rate, review and subscribe! Thanks, Lorna and Adam x...

Jun 19, 202359 minSeason 3Ep. 8

This is ... THE BEES KNEES! Far superior to the Snakes hips...

This week we create a wonderful cocktail called the Bees Knees! We are 3 episodes in on this recording session so expect a lot a drunken singing, mispronouncing of words (just a normal day for Lorna). Richmond is clearly fed up of our ****and we FINALLY get ready for the X Factor. Not without first wishing our wonderful jingle creator a very happy 30th birthday!

Jun 05, 202354 minSeason 3Ep. 8

A CLASSIC! Gin & Tonic! - Bubbles, garnish and Kylie's Empire

Join is this week where we cast our minds back to the sad event of the passing of our Queen and how we celebrated her. Whisk Tyra Banks off on a shopping trip while trying to still cure our after effects from COVID in alcohol news of the week. Of course... we get really angry at Keith McNally as per usual, all wrapped into a neat little bow that is.... Kylie Minogue! Follow us on instagram @thevodkabularypod Enjoy!

May 29, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 3Ep. 7

Floradora! - Donations to 'Yousef' are welcome

This week we explore the history of the Floradora cocktail - and for once, there are no arguments on its origin! Find out what we think along side the ever popular 'Alcohol news of the week!' where a pub starts a new way to donate money to Ukraine!... but its not as generous as they planned! But do not PANIC - Fireman Sam will come and save the day! Enjoy! - #cheers @TheVodkabularyPod

May 22, 202353 minSeason 3Ep. 5

The Gimlet - Do you consider yourself a 'Jack Sparrow'?

This week we get tired of wasting GIN! So make sure you listen in order to preserve yours for the best cocktails out there! We hate on Arnold Clark ( just helping you save even more money instead of paying£120 for a bulb :| *straight face emoji*) but BIG UP HALFORDS! Find out what could happen to you if you eat something you shouldn't! And of course, only download Twitter if you are wanting to track an element. @TheVodkabularyPod #fire

May 15, 202347 minSeason 3Ep. 5

The Negroni: Is Orange Pith a suitable name for your child?!

We have been MIA for a couple of months! But weeeee'rreeee back! This week we bring you the Negroni, tune in to find out where this interesting little cocktail came from, our verdict and of course the return of Alcohol news of the week! Packed with the standard crazy topics that range from cat ghosts and orange pith to what you shouldn't name your unborn children! Enjoy!

May 08, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 3Ep. 4

A Swift Half #3: peace, prosperity and friendship with all nations

In this episode, Adam explains how he's going to make millions on Vinted (he's currently on £14), Lorna explains how she's going to make thousands on eBay with a Brexit 50p, Adam has an existential crisis, you receive a fish update and, finally, "This is Lindsay". Follow us on Instagram @thevodkabularypod for more!

Mar 19, 202338 min

The Gin Fizz: Making cocktails with three-year-old pre-Covid water.

This episode is UNHINGED. (PA PA PA PA PA). We cover the following topics: the woman: Linda, 'causin' a heatwave', Adam's appearance on national TV being humped by a dog, fires on the M1, Mount Tibidabo, Lorna's night in a 'prison cell', drinking alcohol at the barbers', 'YES, I KNOW I'M HOMELESS!', travelling to the barbers in a headwind, the yellow beanbag and, finally, the perils of drinking 3-year-old pre-pandemic water. It's an absolutely wild one. As always, follow us over on Instagram @th...

Feb 20, 202348 minSeason 3Ep. 3

A Swift Half #2: Decaying arms and haunted clowns....

It's another swifty! In this bonus episode we discuss Lorna's smelly arm, coat theft, devastating headline Dewsbury bingo news, messaging strangers, and while Adam walks 500 miles, and his clowns could be walking 500 more! This is all tied together in a neat bow. And that neat bow is Steve: the man without a home. As always, find us on @thevodkabularypod on Instagram! See you soon!

Feb 13, 202338 min

The Tom Collins: In me mum's car scrolling through Vine (not TikTok!) with toilet water beer. Yep.

In the much-anticipated second episode of the third series (all about gin!), Lorna and Adam grapple with an absolute classic: the Tom Collins! Along the way, they have an in-depth reflection on the state of the world's sustainability efforts, reminisce about the world of Vine and discuss the escapades of Ekin-Su, Luca, Gemma and Andrew from Love Island. Licked a tit or whatever. As if that wasn't enough, we discuss Tiffany Pollard, Pooja and the death of David Gest. As always, you can join the f...

Feb 06, 20231 hr 1 minSeason 3Ep. 2

A Swift Half #1: Run-ins with the NHS and the music of Delta Goodrem

We can’t be bothered editing every week because life is too busy but we also recognise that our star power cannot be hidden from the public any longer. Therefore, we bring to you…. A SWIFT HALF! This is the Vodkabulary after-show where we just talk shit together for as long as Zoom will let us. As usual, find us in the usual place on Instagram @thevodkabularypod

Jan 30, 202332 min

The Bramble: Rylan and his mum (us) get lairy!

Welcome BACK to Vodkabulary... Are you ready to beGIN? In this series (we can't believe we're on the 3rd series), we are all about the juniper delights of gin. In this episode, Adam and Lorna learn about the history of and attempt to make a classic: the Bramble. On the way, expect discussions about Slimming World, salt and vinegar Squares, My Favourite Murder, S Club 7 (poor Paul) and a cod called Rod. It's a wild one and we could not be HAPPIER to be back. As always, make sure to follow us over...

Dec 10, 202252 minSeason 3Ep. 1

The Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri - Let's share a VK with Queen Liz!

It's the end of the rum series and in this episode, Adam and Lorna dive into a variety of topics including but not limited to: the X Factor game on the Wii (again!), expensive strawberries, Queen Elizabeth's alcohol intake, the wondrous land of Batley, first night's out and the cocaine industry. It's a lot, as usual, folks! Buckle up! Please follow us over @thevodkabularypod for more shenanigans.

Dec 18, 202148 minSeason 2Ep. 10

The Pina Colada: Pirates of the Caribbean and A Smelly Wetherspoons

Follow Adam and Lorna to the sandy beaches of San Juan in Puerto Rico where they learn all about the origin of their national cocktail - the pina colada! Was it the invention of a plucky hotelier or a deep, sunken, pirate secret?! There's only one way to find out! Dive into this episode and all will be revealed. Also, we talk about a Wetherspoons in Plymouth that smells like poo. As usual, please follow us on Instagram @thevodkabularypod for all of the shenanigans. SHE - NAN - I - GANS....

Dec 10, 202146 minSeason 2Ep. 9

The Spice 75 – ooh, la, la, so festive, so Christmas (feat. Crag Spring Water)!

In this episode, Adam and Lorna welcome their first guest, Doran, from Crag Spring Water and learn all about his surprise discovery, the importance of being discerning with water and his green business philosophy. We also chat lots of shit. As always, please find us over @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for all the shenanigans.

Nov 27, 202152 minSeason 2Ep. 8

The Coco Fizz - Are you coco fizzing with excitement?!

In this episode we discuss: Mercedes theft in Wales, turds in the swimming pool, incessant lying and chunky sperm all while testing the Coco Fizz. It's one of the lesser known drinks, ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between, so join us to discover all there is to know about it! As always, please join us over @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for all the shenanigans.

Nov 19, 202150 minSeason 2Ep. 7

The Cuba Libre: Not perfect (just like your sex life!)

In this episode, we drink a rum and coke with a fancy name, learn all about the fight for Cuban freedom (this is an absolute stretch), read some pretty savage online reviews and finally cast our verdict on this basic, basic, cocktail. We also learn about Lorna’s absolute SAGA with various contact lens companies (and Argos). BUCKLE IN, LADS! As always, follow us over @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for all the shenanigans.

Nov 12, 202153 minSeason 2Ep. 6

The Dark & Stormy: Will we get sued?!

Join us this week pals... you won't be disappointed! Surprise guest singers! Discussions on petrol and ICE shortages. We welcome thieves, including ourselves (a little bit awkward) , in alcohol news of the week. All this fun, and much much more, as you educate yourselves on the Dark and Stormy cocktail! ....... How how does Ryan Reynolds fit into this? Listen to find out!

Nov 05, 20211 hrSeason 2Ep. 5

The Zombie: ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE - IE -IE - Happy Halloween!

Are you ready for a Halloween special episode?! Alcohol news brings you a man that goes missing for 4 DAYS! Do you have a Zombie apocalypse plan? Learn how Lorna believes she could have shortened the pandemic ADDITIONAL Halloween drink with the Zombie brain shot! And so much more..... small extra treat for those that listen till the very end ;) MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Oct 29, 202154 minSeason 2Ep. 4

The Mai Tai: Is our love history? Naaaah!

Join us this week friends for the Mai Tai episode! As always, a cocktail and a history, but did you know there is a SONG?! How would you cope with an alcohol ban in Alcohol News of the Week? What is better, owning a Tiki Bar OR! a popcorn maker? All these topics and so much more! EXTRA special almost 1 hour long special! (Because Lorna doesn't know what she's doing......and has edit this episode....) ENJOY EVERYONE!

Oct 22, 202158 minSeason 2Ep. 3

The Hurricane: a drink with the X Factor?!

Are you ready to RUMble?! In this week’s episode, we expand our vodkabulary further and explore a New Orleans favourite – the hurricane! As well as an EXCITING update about the parcel of land in Lorna’s garden, we learn about where this famous cocktail comes from, a Wetherspoons STAR and discuss all things X Factor (RIP). We have to wonder if Simon Cowell himself would approve of this drink… As always, you can find us over at @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for more shenanigans. Cheers!

Oct 14, 202143 minSeason 2Ep. 2

The Mojito: slap your mint, slap it real good!

We are BACK and better than ever! Let's get ready ready, let's get ready ready, let's get ready to RUMble! That's right... Series 2 is all about the rum! In this episode of alcohol-based discovery, we delve into the history of the famous mojito cocktail! From the shores of Cuba with Sir Francis Drake to an online forum with DJTurnItDown, we try to learn the DOs and DON'Ts of mixing the famous minty libation. On top of this, we discuss Australia's decision to limit the amount of alcohol available...

Oct 08, 202153 minSeason 2Ep. 1

The Series 1 Review

In the series 1 finale, Adam and Lorna finally record in the same room together and relive some of the highlights of their vodka journey. Scores are changed and the pornstar martini receives the redemption it deserves. Lay back, grab your fave cocktail and let the auditory waves wash over you! Cheers! As always, find us for more shenanigans on Instagram @thevodkabularypod

Aug 05, 202151 minSeason 1Ep. 11

The Caipirovska

In this episode, Lorna attempts to master words in various languages, the pair discuss visiting Benidorm and read through an absolutely insane story about how a man's life was saved by a caipirovska while visiting the Caribbean via the Mediterranean. Wild. As always, follow us on @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for all the extra shenanigans! Much love.

May 20, 202139 minSeason 1Ep. 10

The Vodka Martini

In this episode, Lorna and Adam try the vodka martini, discuss putting olives where they are not meant to be and uncover secrets courtesty of the Land Registry. As always, follow us over @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for more shenanigans!

May 07, 202132 minSeason 1Ep. 9

The French Martini

In this episode, Adam teaches Lorna how to pronounce frog in French, we learn all about Keith McNally and their friend Paul provides the most ridiculous jingles you've ever heard. As always, you can find us over on Instagram @thevodkabularypod for more shenanigans.

Apr 30, 202138 minSeason 1Ep. 8

The Moscow Mule

In this episode, Adam and Lorna learn all about the life and times of Jack, John and Sophie, cicchetti and how the planets have aligned once more. We hope you enjoy! As always, you can find us @thevodkabularypod on Instagram for further shenanigans.

Apr 23, 202137 minSeason 1Ep. 7

The Woo Woo

In this episode, we learn where the woo woo comes from, discuss the love-making habits of sims, Jacqueline's wild night out at Mecca Bingo, hair removal cream and Lorna is possessed by the spirit of an old woman. Buckle in, folks, it's a wild one! WOO! WOO! As always, find us over on Instagram @thevodkabularypod for all the bantz!

Apr 16, 202135 minSeason 1Ep. 6
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