Remember when you were told, "ya cant make money off of video games!" Well...guess what? We haven't. Whatever Mom! Levi if you're out there, don't say yes to that man. To show we are capable of not having Levi as a coach we decide to play some bobble league. Lance admits some interesting player facts from last week. Dillon can't use a wall, and I've heard he probably can't make one in real life. Tennessee apparently doesn't like kids, will happily crush dreams of the future generation to fulfill...
Oct 14, 2024•40 min
They say, "it's never too late to chase your dreams." We test that as we do a water down version of Rocket League. Dillon has mouse issues, and as any disgruntle player blames coaches, management, and the lack of talent around him. Levi coaches once, then retires. Dodges responsibility asap. Typical. Lance ties Dillon as MVP, but who's really? The answer may NOT surprise you. Tennessee uses his so-called soccer skills to help beat or be beaten by the opposing team. Rallies his teammates, to a sa...
Oct 08, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Yola! Grind and get that "bread"! Have you ever thought your super brain was superior to "Skynet" we play a game of wits (death by ai) to see whom the man of the hour is. Dillon is simple and as such has the power to save, apparently. Lance plots to be the first metahuman aka a mutant. Levi...well is either logical or uses Star Wars animal cruelty as his choices. Tenn just isn't an expert in Ai language, and even with Usain Bolt blessings perishes to Skynet, pathetic. Join us here or there. Chee...
Sep 30, 2024•57 min
MOST of us have a zombie or post-apocalyptic idea or plan even. Well, we dive into and talk about morals, and heaven. Yet again precious makes an appearance is just too pure for the world? Dillon hopes family is strong enough to save him survive a zombie apocalypse, Dillon channels his William smith in Yo soy legend on the twins Lance uses his husband as bargaining chip Levi is ever the Good Samaritan, will be called to deal with zombie, maybe unalive b/c zombies? Tennessee isn’t going to heaven...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Bruh, can it be? All four of us are here, giving you content? Someone check the astronomy charts, the stars have aligned. Ohhh that said, We finally talk about our paranormal headlines. From alien-goblins, to pre-Roswell crash landings, to Chernobyl Black-bird and heifer mutilations. It's another odd episode, but hey this show is anything but normal, right? Get bread, exercise, and get them hrs. of sleep in!
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 1 min
We are coming up on a year podcasting, not bad for our first draft...(like, follow, subscribe) insert American psycho meme those are rookie numbers... Levi goes viral but does not know how to advertise...worst RedBull girl audition tape I've seen. Lance is a tribalist Tenn is a humanist yet doesn't believe in it. We touch on chaos theory; Dr. Malcom from Jurassic Park eat your heart out. Lance is a practitioner.
Sep 10, 2024•59 min
Have you ever believed in something so freaking hard, just to research it and think "Damn, this ain't real." insert sad face. Dillon falls victim to knowledge, and believes stoning is real. Levi has a saucy (see that, that here pun) encounter with some alien babes? dudes? he doesn't clarify but admits best coitus ever. Tenn believes in angels, thinks evil corpo's are akin to the devil, all while using there products...smh. Follow us on Rumble, apple podcasts, and soon youtube. Kick ass, take nam...
Sep 03, 2024•1 hr 7 min
We miss our dear friend Levi and have Skynet replace him with a much more handsome version of himself. some would say a twin. Sit down, get some water... (b/c all other drinks are just not that good for your overall health...look it up, its true), and let's chat of what fantasy you'd like as a reality. As we get older do we become more stylish or lazier. Tenn says F$% crocs, will wear button ups and is immodest. Lance agrees but can't wear hats, something about a malformed head? really a gay wit...
Aug 27, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Ya know what I miss? them old discmans. The one's that don't fit in your pockets unless your wearing ultra baggy jeans. Levi & Dillon say "nah bruvs we no likey legacy technology. keep that out." verbatim they say that. That's weird right? Lance says CRT is the future of our monitors and A.I. will take over actors' jobs, the proceeds to morse code beep. Tenn talks about VPN, and with Dillon agrees google is Super Big Brother-ing the heck out of us...prompts aluminum. Also, we find a list of ...
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 18 min
Levi is stunned and offended. just stays off camera the whole time, like a snowflake. Safe travels. Dillon raises his left side eyebrow when a dog doctor says, do this but maybe not that. Lance gives you a special discount on his new group when you join at lancegoesdarkandwitchybutnotbitchy.com Tennessee dreams to be the first Mexican on Antarctica...don't fact check that.
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 22 min
We all been there, we continue with our worst (fill in the blank.) We share insights of the virtual dating world and our experiences. Lance drinks a white claw (what a sellout) and tells us how his husband isn't on a date with a pool boy. We think fondly of board games and commonly use English phrases and idioms. Levi is compassionate towards equestrian ladies. Dillon thinks equestrian ladies are red flaggers. Tennessee inspires youths. https://a.co/d/iXHhrRr Telestrations After Dark link!...
Aug 06, 2024•1 hr 9 min
We all have been there we think FML I am changing my job. Then we gaslight ourselves in staying. Also its the worst dot dot dot start of the topic. Dillon asks for advice and remains utterly quiet to learn from his senpais. Levi is scared of change in the work force. Lance till this day can't decide on a job. Tennessee has imposter syndrome, as any immigrant would.
Jul 29, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Sunblock, can you believe it. They are out to make money off of us. Lance says Kamala is the next nominee but also isn't. Levi volunteers to be the small pp Enforcer. Dillon is a cobra kai student. Tennessee will scuff shoes if you dare cross his path.
Jul 23, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Have you ever been with a person, romantic or just as friends, that just loves horses? Well maybe pony play or Hobby horsing-ing is for them. Join us as we talk about this fascinating world, and the inhumane things people say or wish. We get more political in this one, but hey we still can make ya laugh.
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 9 min
The long-lost fan favorite is back, self-proclaimed. Levi sports a Hawaiian shirt and gives us notes to improve ourselves and our content. Dillon says meh to politics, tries to avoid sad noises. Lance loves Bernie but not the crew and believes handys happen. Tenn is old fashion and loves American, despite being a born Mexican... freakin' gringo. Here's that book that Levi points at randomly ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CLWYL4VH?k=the%20fourth%20turning%20book&ref_=nb_sb_ss_w_scx...
Jul 09, 2024•1 hr 35 min
We've all been there, chillin'. Cool as a cucumber, and out of the blue someone wants you as their 3rd lover (or maybe fourth, fifth, hell I don't even know now). Also, men's activewear, by men, for men, men? Join us as we figure out why a certain name is used for activewear. We also start the beginnings of Jizzwear our signature clothing line... We support our local companies and wish all those the best. （￣～￣;）
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 17 min
We give you our thoughts of the Fallout TV show, since we know, you've been dying to hear. (sorry (*_ _)人 the day got ahead of me. Mondays am I right?) Dillon wants us to become a corn channel and loves Walter Goggins, thinks he’d be a squire. Lance gets post Cut Clarity (nudge nudge) would love to play a twin ghoul, surprise. Tennessee doesn’t believe that overweight people would exist in the fallout universe. Levi never played the game but likes the show. Gives histories best description of fa...
Jun 25, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Levis a mind-freak fanatic and shares some of his honeymoon details (spicy)! Lance shares virtually some twin hocus pocus. Dillon becomes a dictionary expert (urban of course). Tennessee continues to drop bxmbs and peace's out on a cash register.
Jun 17, 2024•57 min
We just couldn't pass up this opportunity to for muscle shirts, since one of us is missing which would have messed with title if he were actually here...I won't same names. Dillon wonders how twins work and wants to work on a novel “Imposter syndrome, how it's true.” Lance breaks his silence on twin powers and how they are the optimal workers. Tennessee is a social kamikaze and is the shy one of the group. Levi…. we won’t say because it's to vulgar.
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Levi settles down and taps into his Nobel prize winning skill set to write a vow so wonderful it makes SOME men cry, Mazel tov? Lance doesn’t know how to tie a tie and uses his twin power to feel his twins' emotion and isn't the best man?! Dillon makes the party immaculate, clean; the city should hire him for garbage control at his city. He's really the reason why Levi's wedding was so great. Tennessee is a psychopath and wears gold like a king, apparently uses fashions tips from famous killers....
Jun 03, 2024•1 hr 10 min
Have you ever stopped and thought about why the bully was your bully? Levi says bullying is for the greater good. Lance disappoints Dillon and Levi, and worse than that...his parents. The souls that raised him. Tenn is a racist and fights racism with racism, as the old adage goes "fight fire, with fire"? Don't start getting all offended with this episode, social psychology (science) says we are all racists. Read a book to find out more.
May 30, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Ahh the internet, so much vast great, useful information. Us though? We use it for Furries, I am not even sure how this happened. Levi wants to dip his toes in the furry world, so ashamed he skips video calling. Tenn experiences kink and explains odd martial toys. Lance pitches a furry centric dating app and becomes a psychologist specializing on furry hood. Dillon wants the full “experience” of furries, will fursonify natures best killer.
May 21, 2024•1 hr 26 min
As the great Detective Ace Ventura once said "Shi kaka"! Levi uses guano for better health. Lance predicts earthquakes like a shaman man person. Tenn wanted more scary spelunking psychology. Dillon wants to find his inner weeb? We worry about Dillon...
May 13, 2024•1 hr 31 min
Bloody Mary, say this 3 times and all that noise. Ya feel? Levi says forget dumping a girl at a public place, dump her at the cemetery. Dillon gets hit on by a spooky girl from the family's basement. Tennessee deals with spooky spiritual noise. Lance deals with PTSD from a board game and realizes hard political realities... Amazon.com: Secret Hitler : Toys & Games (not sponsored *sad face)...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Hey, its Monday, as the youths say, "get bread." Dillon Ranks his brother, you may...not be shocked. Levi shares his childhood accomplishments, Lance doesn't agree. Lance educates us on true brotherhood. Tenn tries to play a game...no one attempts it.
Apr 29, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Heyo its freaking Monday, So get yo coffee, water, whatever and enjoy.... have you seen the cost of milk? FML. Movies, yeah. We talk about adaptations we'd like to see. What our favorite types of movies are... What rocked our minds in the video game world. "Ya think, this is it. the peak."
Apr 22, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Really? We make you laugh, huh? Well, there is always something for someone, isn't there? Have you ever thought, damn that's a sweet gadget? We rank Predator movies. Levi educates us on police force idiosyncrasies. Lance finds a police force loophole in the law. Tennessee claims Fast + Furious equals cinematic masterpiece. Dillon is our youthful connections to viewers like you (?)
Apr 15, 2024•1 hr 11 min
Ya know what? I am gonna take a page out of the Airheads Candy company book. This is the mystery flavor episode. You tell me what "flavor" you taste. Have a good week y'all. Hit that grind.
Apr 08, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 12
Have you ever joked a joke, just to have someone shut it down? Then you explain it, and think...am I even funny? Welp this is for you! Levi proclaims this is the best episode ever. Lance gets a 4-hour stiffy. Tenn goes to the E.R. Dillon suffers at the most "convenient" times.
Apr 02, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 11
I often wonder, do you read these? D's returned, returned again, estimate who's returned, returned again. We digest why Barbie is sooooo deep with so many points. Really a movie of our time. Webb is the real life robocop, then proceeds to walk like an ape. LT loves planet of the apes, and dumps anyone who disses his movie. Ecks shares a dark, bloody, clown dream. Then proceeds to be fat shamed. We love you Ryan's, please join our show.
Mar 25, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 10
