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Violent Ends: LIW Westworld Review

Loitering In Wonderland Studioswww.loiteringinwonderland.com
This isn't a review show so much as just a comedian pointing out flaws in a show he loves. Phoenix West describes every episode of Westworld scene by scene and tears it apart using logic and humor. Listen. Or don't. It doesn't really matter.

Episodes

45: Westworld Redux (1973)

43 - Westworld Redux (1973) James Brolin looks like Christian Bale’s dad Peter shoots Yul Brynner. John asks him to shoot at him to prove gun won’t work Taking shots upstairs and hear casual bank robbery. At night they collect robo bodies. Talking about the breakdowns Peter shoots Yul Brynner again and is arrested for it. John blows up jail and breaks him out. Christian Bale Sr bit by rattlesnake. Keep showing guest as new sherif and the couple in medieval world. One of the medieval girls won’t ...

Mar 01, 202427 minSeason 7Ep. 22

44: Futureworld Redux (1976)

43 - Futureworld Redux (1976) Yay Amazon. Newspaper writer Peter Fonda gets call to meet. Dude he meets is dying and blames Delos Delos meeting says more than 50 guest died and 75 employees. That would have been fun to watch. Girl mad they are bringing in Fonda as it ruins her tv exclusive On plane prize winner talks about wanting to fuck a robot. First one says it is t programmed for sex Take off scenes. Japanese guy wins duel in Medieval times. 3D chess like Star Wars Holiday Special Going ski...

Mar 01, 202434 minSeason 7Ep. 21

43: Beyond Westworld - 105 - Takeover

43 - Beyond Westworld - 105 - Take-Over News guy talking about officer involved shooting. Immediately cops attacked. George Takei doing surgery. Nurse is robot. Cop talking to wife in hospital about adopting kid. Pamela nurse comes in Moore does his favorite thing: scold someone laying in a hospital bed Moore in traffic cop outfit using robo detector and finds it may be a cop. Why not just single them out? Seems easy. Quaid and The Professor looking bored watching the show. Trying to use chip in...

Mar 01, 202419 minSeason 7Ep. 20

42: Beyond Westworld - 104 - The Lion

42 - Beyond Westworld - 104 - The Lion For some reason Moore at a celebration for a racecar The Lion. Some couple getting married Every show in this era needed a race car episode. Car blows up. Science dude says it was Westworld tech that caused the wreck. Moore goes to hospital and yells at cripple. Moore offers for Delos to fund Lionstar Fire kills owner due to heart attack. Oh he’s alive. Husband and father almost killed but Moore talking her into continuing. 19:10 save her speech Quaid worki...

Mar 01, 202414 minSeason 7Ep. 19

41: Beyond Westworld - 103 - Sound Of Terror

41 - Beyond Westworld - 103 - Sound Of Terror Power & Ruth: greatest band ever playing anti-nuclear concert protest. John and Pamela see home in fence and decide to go after band. Did Pamela replace Laura? John backstage. This band has 52 members. Didn’t even recognize Rene Auberjonois. John finds empty canisters of uranium. One of the 52 band members is a robot. Singer yells at Rene for being a thrill seeker. Singer’s mustache friend comes in flirting and pisses off Rene. Main cast of this ...

Mar 01, 202414 minSeason 7Ep. 18

40: Beyond Westworld - 102 - My Brother's Keeper

40 - Beyond Westworld - 102 - My Brother's Keeper Dean Stoner betting 200k. Oh other guy is a robot. Kidnaps Stoner and beats up cop. Moore on the case. More of a Blade Runner show. Quaid has kidnapped gambler. Stoner signs over 51% of oil company if he can pay back 200k in 24 hours Nick Stoner talks to Moore about being an assassination target. Robot starts fire and walks through. Football throws interception but nobody notices Pamela arrives to guard football game as cheerleader Roberta the ni...

Mar 01, 202417 minSeason 7Ep. 17

39: Beyond Westworld - 101 - Westworld Destroyed

39 - Beyond Westworld - 101 - Westworld Destroyed Ted post directed.  credits. John. Simon. Laura. Joseph Oppenheimer. Foley. Cpt Farrell. Parker. Laura tells John Westworld is destroyed. Would be like if Ashley Stubbs had a spin/off Laura explaining robots shut down at 2 am. Says Simon Quaid is behind the revolt. Cpt Farrell doesn’t fuck around with the book Quaid watching on tv as Laura and John tour the frozen robots. Oppenheimer joins them. Quaid also somehow watching submarine of Farre...

Mar 01, 202417 minSeason 7Ep. 16

38: The Choice - 408 - Que Será, Será

38 - 408 - Que Sera, Sera Steven Oggs is back like GTA5 character. Dies immediately. Chain of kills. MiB ends it. White robot saves Hale. Hands her Bernard’s message. Dolores realizes she made up her friends. Charlotte stomps map away. Then pulls ball. Stubbs tells Caleb he won’t make it that far. Jake finds dead William and Clementine walks in and says she wants to be free. Very much following outline of season 2 Confederates shoot at MiB but he kills then then takes glasses to talk to Hale. Zo...

Feb 17, 202426 minSeason 7Ep. 15

37: The Choice - 407 - Metanoia

37 - 407 - Metanoia Bernard and Maeve getting guns to go into tunnel. The Sublime is in Hoover Damn. Bernard opens it. Says they are copies and in Sublime. Robot crashes through. Is this reality? Bernard talking to Acheteka about saving people. Second time arriving at dam. Maeve makes Bernard promise to send her to Sublime. But she’s there already. Dolores wakes up and Teddy is just watching her. Drowns herself but doesn’t die. Caleb freaking out and Hale stops him. She tells him she’s placing h...

Feb 17, 202417 minSeason 7Ep. 14

36: The Choice - 406 - Fidelity

36 - 406 - Fidelity Caleb’s wife and daughter are outliers and try to help a dude. His daughter looks like an adult milestone. Everyone freezes and the white robots come out. Saw this scene on Facebook. Hale talks to Caleb about helping each other out. She says his brain is temporary and is already dying. Bernard takes C below for control unit to fix Maeve. Says they upgraded from the hats to a mirror. Caleb sees a room full of various stages of himself going crazy. Finds via in time glass and f...

Feb 17, 202418 minSeason 7Ep. 13

35: The Choice - 405 - Zhuangzi

35 - 405 - Zhuangzi William out to dinner. Seems like real him in simulation. Nope. MiB. Starts messing with the couple. Clementine pills him away to deal with Hope. She murdered everyone hunting an outlier and thinks she won the game. She is scheduled to ascend in 2 weeks? Dolores goes to work and writing her robot story. Tells boss the story but teddy calls to ask her to meet. Hale forcing people to dance. MiB interrupts. Walks back to tower. Plot of. Blade Runner. Everyone that met the outlie...

Feb 17, 202413 minSeason 7Ep. 12

34: The Choice - 404 - Generation Loss

34 - 404 - Generation Loss m+c blowing shit up. Caleb shot. Maeve hacks in his Limbics. Caleb wakes up to Hale revealing he’s infected and everyone that visits the park will be too. MIb chases Maeve. She turns off her sound and blows up some machines and glass. They capture Hale. Dolores up all night painting. Talking to roommate about fly nightmares. Freedom fighters try to kill Bernard and Stubbs. Looking for weapon? M+C trying to escape with Hale. Turns guests against them. Caleb stabbed. Dol...

Feb 17, 202417 minSeason 7Ep. 11

33: The Choice - 403 - Années Folles

33 - 403 - Annees Follees Bernard having Dream following horse. Acheteka greets him. Gone for years. Wakes up and Stubbs is actually alive. Tells Stubbs he saw all possible world in Sublime and if he triggers certain events they will live. Beats up guys in parking lot. M+C walking around 30’s and it’s the same set up as Westworld. Caleb’s wife and daughter being taken to safe house. Bear-Bear covered in blood. Follows blood pool to real Carver dead. Bernard stops car and says woman is key to sav...

Feb 17, 202418 minSeason 7Ep. 10

32: The Choice - 402 - Well Enough Alone

32 - 402 - Well Enough Alone Clementine in strange city. MIB at her house and shoots her and kills her Maeve and Caleb show up at senators house and attack couple for being hosts. Says there are 249 of them Maeve shoots real wife as she’s killing horses Dolores hearing crazy people and dead birds outside office. Vice President meets MIB on golf course. Clementine working for him. Kills VP M+C drinking and ends up being train to Westworld. New Clementine is the host on the train. Wait no. It’s th...

Feb 17, 202418 minSeason 7Ep. 9

31: The Choice - 401 - The Auguries

31 - 401 - The Auguries Mexican Josh Harriett in Vegas, from Big Sky. MIB shows up and threatens to buy land. Gets home to all the flies. Stabs boss next day. Kills himself Dolores wakes up as Cristina in a lesbian relationship - gets to work. Seems like new Westworld. Guy watching a gum colored Hulk do push-ups. She writes stories and ruined some guys life over it Maeve in snowy mountain cabin meditating about previous seasons. Caleb dying Caleb still doing construction. Has daughter. And wife ...

Feb 17, 202416 minSeason 7Ep. 8

30: The New World - 308 - Crisis Theory

30 - 308 - Crisis Theory Some guy finds Dolores dead missing brain ball. Maeve laying there too William shoots Stubbs and SFPD shows up. Dolores copied to Lawrence too Caleb finds a room with coffin with robot sex doll. Dolores puts on skin. Says Caleb was killing robots while they were watching Williams meets a guy to discuss money and how he isn’t dead Serac finds out about Caleb and sends Maeve after him Hale shows back up and confronts Dolores. In her head tho. Shootout. Maeve meets Dolores....

Feb 03, 202419 minSeason 7Ep. 7

29: The New World - 307 - Passed Pawn

29 - 307 - Passed Pawn Jakarta: Sato talking to Hale. Clementine is there. Shootout. Japanese dragon tattoo lady slices Sato up. They take his head Mexico: Dolores and Caleb riding horses. Bernard tells William that Hale was using his blood to track something? System says he’s dead Caleb war story. Using Limbics drug to control emotions. Air strike blows up nearby. Captures leader after. - Dolores uses call of duty level up to snipe everyone without trying - inside he realizes it’s where they Ma...

Feb 03, 202412 minSeason 7Ep. 6

28: The New World - 306 - Decoherence

28 - 306 - Decoherence Serac threatens Maeve after she asks for help - Maeve fights Nazis William in therapy, forgot he had fingers blown off - therapist received Incite profile about fucking patients - doctor hangs herself Take Williams blood and it corrupts the machine - chaos happening - hooked up and sees childhood memories then bites off guys finger Serac kills a board member in daylight next to Hale. Arrives at Hale facility later. Maeve talking with Lee and is moved. They got Hector back....

Feb 03, 202414 minSeason 7Ep. 5

27: The New World - 305 - Genre

27 - 305 - Genre Serac backstory, Paris blown up and alone with brother - the map we keep seeing is Serac’s watch - threatens the president of Brazil Serac uses Incite founder for funds. Hernandez is Liam’s dad. Wants to pull funding Caleb and Dolores have Liam now. Liam sticks Caleb with drug That makes you see film noir - Seracs men pull over vehicle - chase while Genre drug is in effect Assuming Caleb killed his friend SOA and Bernard at giant ballsack while Dolores and Caleb take Liam somewh...

Feb 03, 202418 minSeason 2Ep. 4

26: The New World - 304 - The Mother Of Exiles

26 - 304 - The Mother Of Exiles William shooting and screaming about what’s real - daughter scolding him - is the game to get him to kill himself seeing if he’s a robot - Hale stops him, wants him to help board agree to go public Victorville: Bernard and Stubbs sharing shit motel - tracking Dolores Dolores and Caleb have him pretending to be rich. Steal encryption key from guys blood - faux drama of thumbprint not working during funds transfer Serac and Maeve dinner, says Dolores has key to wher...

Feb 03, 202415 minSeason 7Ep. 3

25: The New World - 303 - The Absence Of Field

25 - 303 - The Absence Of Field Charlotte robot made, is she Clementine? Sam Francisco: 15 month pregnant lady tells Charlotte someone bought 15% of stock so they can’t go public - Cerac buyer is black hole Caleb goes with Dolores to hospital, cops part of cell phone game - shoutout Guy shows up in Hales house and she starts fucking him. Doesn’t even ask if he’s her brother, has son Nathan Is William Cerac? He’s a robot? Hale must be Teddy. Cleans her up and they fall asleep. Caleb captures and ...

Feb 03, 202416 minSeason 7Ep. 2

24: The New World - 302 - The Winter Line

301 - Parce Domine China map: Dolores takes money and guy hits head on pool LA: Caleb talking to Francis on watch Hale is ceo, blames Bernard Bernard is farmer - self diagnostics London: Dolores is Laura dating Liam Mantis may kill Liam Bernard attacked SOA gonna door and dump her. Caleb drops off truck SOA robot and shootout - Caleb finds Dolores Bernard going to Westworld Maeve in WW2 Who is Cerac? Who is Liam’s dad?   24 - 302 - The Winter Line Finished season 2 - 4.16.20 Started season ...

Feb 03, 202418 minSeason 7Ep. 1

23: The New World - 301 - Parce Domine

Finally back to this show. I have next to zero memories of what happened in season 2. So obviously let’s now talk about the tech babble season 3. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here ....

May 04, 202127 minSeason 6Ep. 1

22: The Door - 210 - The Passenger

Finally done with season 2. This episode almost gave me an aneurysm and I think I’m either allergic to Mike’s Hard Strawberry Lemonade or my body is reacting to the loss of nearly every character on the show. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here ....

Apr 16, 202038 minSeason 5Ep. 4

21: The Door - 209 - Vanishing Point

Where is everyone going? Why won’t Ford go away? What the hell is Clementine? Is MIB a robot? Does it matter? It’s good no matter what so I know I don’t care. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here ....

Apr 15, 202027 minSeason 5Ep. 3

20: The Door - 208 - Kiksuya

I really don't know if I could record a quicker episode than this. After a year of sitting on this episode and it’s over in 10 minutes. You’re welcome. Follow the Indian guy as he and/or Maeve talk to a little girl about possible pasts. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Apr 14, 202010 minSeason 5Ep. 2

19: The Door - 207 - Les Ècorchés

No dongs in this episode but plenty of Bernard memories or implanted memories or something? You better not remove both Charlotte and Peter Abernathy from this show. I have a crush on both of those people and I will be bitter. MIB gets shot a bunch and most of the cast is trying to get into Peter just like me. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here ....

Apr 14, 202028 minSeason 5Ep. 1

18: The Door - 206 - Phase Space

A lot of questions are raised in this review episode. Seriously, how does a robot slicing you with a sword not kill you? I just don't get it. How did the bullets suddenly start working against the guests? I just dont' get it. Oh, in this actual Westworld episode we see Ford again and Maeve sees her daughter not-daughter again. www.LIWstudios.com Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios We'd like to thank our Patreon hero: The Indy...

Jun 02, 201923 minSeason 4Ep. 5

17: The Door - 205 - Akane No Mai

Why would you go to Shogun World? It seems like a sword is a sword even in the hands of a robot trained not to actually kill humans. Is it a Nerf sword? How do you survive a ninja attack? I just don’t get it. www.LIWstudios.com Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios We'd like to thank our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Podcast

May 27, 201916 minSeason 4Ep. 4

16: The Door - 204 - The Riddle Of The Sphinx

We find out what happened to Delos. We find a character we haven’t seen since early season 1. We find out who Emily is. We find ourselves and isn’t that the most important thing in life? No? It’s sex with robots? Oh, well you can have that too. www.LIWstudios.com Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios We'd like to thank our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Podcast

May 27, 201918 minSeason 4Ep. 3