Freeze, kids! Don’t you move! This is an emergency! A food emergency! We gotta get you the most non-food content your body can technically digest! Here, suck on this hose full of cheese! Then eat the fruit roll up and corn! Your body will eventually make something that resembles nutrition, but for the sake of… Read more S6:E17 – Kid Cuisine Cheese Blaster Commercial
The 90s were a time. Some humans experienced it and it was okay! Other humans did not and that is okay too. Just know that during that time we had a song by Rednex blaming a Cotton-Eye Joe for not being married some long time ago. The good news is that the 00’s also could… Read more S6:E16 – Rednex – Cotton Eye Joe 2002 Music Video
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO– Aaron Littleton is your host and he’s getting drunk off news gift chocolate liquers. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s incensed by the size of Cheez-Its(tm.) Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com!
Hey everyone! Do you have your copy of Mortal Kombat 3 yet? How about the movie? The action figure? The animated direct-to-video show? The stage show? The cookbook? Well, come with us to E3 1995 and be Hype(tm) for Content(tm)! We have all the content! What’s the internet? We barely know about it! It might… Read more S6:E14 – Mortal Kombat 3 – E3 1995 Williams Presentation
Ah, yes, the woods! Where nature and vampires co-exist as one. Humans may think they control the earth, but no sirree bob! Only a vampire knows the hard work you have to put into the earth. Raising raccoons, shrinking horses, spending an inordinate amount of time in the outhouse. Yes, we vampires know the earth… Read more S6:E13 – TWILIGHT (2008) MOVIE – TRAILER
Behold! Look upon your trash bags and despair at their quality! They are not Hefty brand trashbags so they are INFERIOIR in the eyes of God and all that he holds before him as good and pure. You will not be chosen in the rapture. Nay, he will clean you up in his Hefty-branded trash… Read more S6:E12 – Hefty, Hefty, Hefty, Wimpy Wimpy 1984
The Waves! The Races! The Sixty-Fours! Never has one game combined so many nouns successfully and succinctly. It had a sponsor and and it had dolphins but it knew better than to not push its luck on the name. No, three is the magic number. Let the waves do the talking! When the world is… Read more S6:E11 – Wave Race 64: Intro
Gather your teen pop posse and dance a closely-knit jig, because it’s time for witchery to begin. We have one single target: A single boy in a field of flowers. The goal: throw him into the minivan. Most importantly, do not ask or answer questions. If someone asks if you are the Irish pop group… Read more S6:E10 – B*Witched – C’est la Vie Music Video
Donnie Yen! You get off this car this instance! You don’t know where it’s been! I leave you alone for two minutes and you’re breakdancing all over the city like the opening to some Hong Kong film! Slapping stickers all over yourself like you are sponsored and warming up hot dogs in your pants? What… Read more S6:E9 – Mismatched Couples Donnie Yen Dance
The Classic Rock station is on. You don’t know why it’s on. You didn’t turn to it. You thought you were listening to your Bluetooth phone. but it’s there and it’s playing Creed. That Creed song. The song that takes you higher. You start wondering where the time went. Where your friends are. Hey, look… Read more S6:E8 – Creed – Higher (Official Video)
Maritime Law is NOW. Come aboard the cruise ship! Kathy Lee Gifford is here to show you the way! Sneak on some alcohol and buy their expensive alcohol too! Become a goblin! Celebrate the purge! Drink in a Frog Bar… Thing? We don’t know what that is or what you do on a cruise ship… Read more S6:E7 – Carnival Cruises Commercial 1990 with Kathy Lee Gifford
Attention, Spacemart Shoppers! We know we could just give you a text notification into your intellivisor, but we feel the bitcrushed tone of the personal announcement system just has that special touch, you know? We hope you’re enjoying your fabulous new virtual reality shopping experience like we are recreating it! We just released the latest… Read more S6:E6 – ShelfZone VR Shopping Experience
It’s 9:28 AM in Colorado Springs. There is chance of isolated thunderstorms in your neck of the woods. But it’s alright. You’re at home, your belt is off, the fireplace is not on (Because it’s nearly 80 degrees and that seems unwise) and you have the mood lighting all set to low, low, low. You… Read more S6:E5 – TWC IntelliStar – 8/12/2005 – 9:28am EDT
The squeaky clean image of Pizza Hut in the early 80s didn’t last too long. You can only go through so many neon aerobic workout videos before it changes a person or a company. By the 90s anyone and everyone was hocking PS1 demo discs and cassette tapes and we learned it from Father Pizza… Read more S6:E4 – Pizza Hut 1981
Melissa is calling again. She wants to talk. It’s too much. The older boy can’t handle it. His weekly paycheck at the Kum & Go gas station is going straight to bathroom cleaning products. The younger brother is scrubbing away every night making sure the bathroom shines before Melissa inevitably calls again. He doesn’t see… Read more S6:E3 – Mr. Clean Commercial 1990
ARE. YOU. READY TO. GO?!CAUSE. I’M READY. TO GO!ARF. ARF ARF ARF. ARF ARF!?BABY, BABY! Powerman 5000! 5000 men of power! Colliding worlds! Wearing goggles! Getting stuck with powers beyond their control to fight the evil who is stopping their concert! It’s all very Ultra Mega. Nowadays, to get that Ultra Mega you just have… Read more S6:E2 Powerman 5000 “When World Collides” Music Video
Here in the year Two Thousand and Twenty Two, we at Video Death Loop can never be as cool as people who wreck cars for Hollywood. We especially wouldn’t want to get in the way of those who wrecked Jeeps for the A-Team back in the day, because we’re pretty sure they could still wreck… Read more S6:E1 – The A-Team TV Theme Tune
Warning! This animation is not for kids! It’s literally what every anime commercial in the 90s did and Columbia House was no exception! Stick that “NOT FOR KIDS” sticker on the front and let’s watch some exploding heads! Mileage may vary. Shipping will definitely vary. But you will at least get Akira on VHS and… Read more S5:E49 – Columbia House Anime 90s TV Commercial
Do you remember the radio, the thing you would you to listen to music that you now listen to podcasts on? Do you remember news radio, the thing you would listen to that was also not podcast and was more focused on our grim reality? How about Newsradio, the comedy show about being on the… Read more S5:E48 – NewsRadio: Season 4 Theme
IT’S BISCUIT TIME at Tudor’s Biscuit World, which promises to you a world of biscuits (as long as you are getting biscuits in West Virginia.) They have them all! The biscuits you think about! The ones you don’t! Some that are named after people? Why are they named after people? Are they people? No, let’s… Read more S5:E47 – 12 Days of Biscuits 2012 (Tudor’s Biscuit World)
Can we offer you a broken roomba repair video in this trying time? The mole people don’t need one, something about floors already being made of dirt and no eyes to see it. The robots don’t need one because they are SO perfect anyway. So I guess we gotta give it to humans. Come, let… Read more S5:E46 – Troubleshooting: Mobility | Braava® Jet 240 | iRobot
Sure, you can be edgy, but what happens when you add bullets to the edge? Faster edges. Faster than Microsoft Edge. Faster than Final Fantasy IV Edge. Faster than whatever else is Edge-related that I can say. You guffaw at the Gunblade from FF8 but let’s be honest: You’d definitely fire one if someone presented… Read more S5:E45 – Final Fantasy VIII Opening
Ducks, man. Ducks love some peas. They love them more than I think I love any actual food as a human, if this video is any proof. We here at Video Death Loop are both in awe and terrfied of the ability of a duck to tear through and muddy up a bowl that once… Read more S5:E44 – Ducks annihilate a bowl of peas
Video Death Loop Pita Krispies 1 pan (variable size)1 bag of marshmallows4 coffee cups vegetable oil (nearly expired)1-2 bag/box of unflavored pita chips1 video of a guy with with a hammer and a strong opinion of Gustav Mahler Symphony #6Also the hammer from the video Crush Pita Chips in bag with hammer to hammer’s preference.… Read more S5:E43 – HAMMER
There’s a Starman in a Pixar trailer this time. He is currently waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but Aaron said to dare let him try! It’s just as well, honestly. It gives the starman (Perhaps the Lightyear, as seen above) more time to think about far more important things.… Read more S5:E42 – Lightyear Teaser Trailer
What is the best part of waking up? Is it actually successfully waking up, realizing you escaped the clutches of death for at least one more night? Is it the toast from the toaster and/or toaster oven and/or oven wafting through the house? Is it the coffee jingle? Maybe. We are forgetful in our modern… Read more S5:E41 – Rockapella FOLGERS Commercial – :45 & :30
Sing it with me, everyone! Salad Shooooooter! Sing it from the top of your lungs into our ears, preferably while you’re making a salad with the toppings of a sald! Get a corded one! Get a cordless one while you’re at it! Use them all Salad Akimbo! Make your co-workers worry at the next potluck… Read more S5:E40 – Presto SaladShooter Electric Slicer-Shredder Commercial
Cellular DNA. Mobile Phone RNA. Landline Mitochondria. It’s all connected, man. It’s all making energy with us because it is us. Until it isn’t. Then it decides to take us to a nice night to the opera and set us on fire. That seems a little petty, honestly. It could have talked it through with… Read more S5:E39 – Parasite Eve Playstation Video Game TV Commercial
SUBMIT TO THE DANCE. Enjoy it. Learn to live with it. Enjoy the 24 hour support, 365 days of the week. Ignore the fact that they’re genetically engineered for maximum advertising, these tiny mice. Ignore the cat in the corner that they use to make sure they do their job as efficiently as possible. Ignore… Read more S5:E38 – Japanese Computer Commercial (brand name: Mouse)
You knew it was only time before we put a death loop within video death loop. It’s recursion, baby! We’re with it and within it too! You can use that in your next Programming 101 class, professors. And skateboarders too if you’re really into recursion. Maybe other podcasters too. This is now a recursion podcast.… Read more S5:E37 – Bob Burnquist Loop of Death
