The Book of (First) Kings, chapters 11-16, a part of the Bible that's gonna sound like we chose it specifically because it was recorded in April 2025. But first, did you know the names of comically large wine bottle sizes are all named after Bible guys? Meet the rebel who might've been a big inspiration for the Moses story set centuries prior. Emily's as annoyed by Solomon as she has been by just about any character so far. Does a failson take the throne and immediately start yelling at an angry...
Apr 28, 2025•1 hr 12 min
We are so freaking back. We're joined by Seattle University professor emeritus Wes Howard-Brook , author of works like Come Out My People: God's Call Out of Empire in the Bible and Beyond , to discuss: King Solomon wasn't actually all that wise ... ... and the cutting-a-baby story isn't about what a great guy he was. In fact, the Bible's authors meant for us to view Solomon as just another Exodus pharaoh! How the David-Solomon story is The Godfather. And a whole bunch of other stuff about the Bi...
Mar 12, 2024•1 hr 13 min
Hello! Let's sprint through a big (but action-packed) portion of the Book of Samuel and then focus on the story of King David and Bathsheba . Almost everything you've ever heard about this story has nothing to do with what's actually in the Bible , but what else is new? Around the 40-minute mark, we're joined by creator April Ajoy (of TikTok , Instagram , the Evangelicalish podcast, and more) to discuss the way this story constantly gets argued about by the internet's angry Christian men. Plus w...
Jul 13, 2023•1 hr 28 min
We're back in the Book of Samuel, starting in chapter 18, where giant-killer David meets Israel's other war hero, Prince Jonathan. To quote Taylor Swift, sparks fly . Platonic sparks, your Sunday school teacher assures you. There's a case these two were just extremely affectionate political allies. That case has been made , and we're not very interested in it. Interpret this story however you want . We're completely convinced this was the Bible's first great romance . Thanks. We're also joined b...
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 38 min
Samuel chapter 17! We've reached a Bible story everybody PRETTY MUCH knows, though there are still lots of fun details. It wasn't a slingshot, for one thing! Goliath is the Statue of Liberty of Michael Jordans, David is Mr. Have It Both Ways, and King Saul's descent into madness ramps up right now! Emily is mostly concerned with whether this Philistine-Israelite war is cruelty-free toward animals. We're excited to be joined by Andrew Whitehead , author of numerous works explaining the dangers of...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr 38 min
Samuel 7-16! The Bible contains a LOT of genres. Uh-oh, you're now in the middle of a Machiavellian historical novel about Derek Zoolander! Time for our regular installment of Which Part Of This Story Will White Christian Americans Try To Contort Into Propaganda For White Christian America? Does this episode include weird math, exaggerated war stuff, confusing prophet behavior, confusing food rules, weird animal stuff, baffling arguments, the total eradication of tribes clearly not eradicated, a...
Sep 12, 2022•57 min
We're entering a whole new chunk of the Bible, and it might be a surprise chunk! Why we're now in Samuel instead of Ruth, the book that's up next according to Christian Bibles! Yet another barren womb! As always, when the Bible reuses a story, the variations are everything! The Bible's first usage of "the messiah" is a fine time to talk about how poorly the average Christian understands the old, complex, ever-evolving concept! Meet the original Typical Preacher's Kids! A war catastrophe leads to...
May 30, 2022•48 min•Season 4Ep. 3
It's time to bring on the internet's beloved Jon Bois to discuss: The Bible's best story book so far, if you have the non-exploding stomach for it: Judges. Meet Ehud, the left-handed sphincter-bursting assassin! Homeschool middle school during the end of the world! Christian culture stuff like Carman, MxPx, Five Iron Frenzy, James Dobson, Amy Grant, Creed, DC Talk, and comic Bibles! Plus Samson, Delilah, Gideon, Deborah, and more Judges stories that get mangled in Sunday school! Intro song: "Don...
Mar 01, 2022•2 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 2
WAR DADS AND LADY WAR DADS ASSEMBLE. It's a new Bible section! Joshua is the dude version of LIVE LAUGH LOVE, but also somehow the most feminist book yet. Rahab, the Bible character whose job is most ignored by church, and also a military mastermind. THE WALLS OF JERICHO: pretty cool, but mostly for reasons besides those made up by Sunday school, Carman, and Joel Osteen. How can believers explain this awful book of murder being in the Bible? There's actually a pretty simple way! What we're talki...
Feb 03, 2022•58 min•Season 4Ep. 1
The final book of the Torah, the one we NEVER talked about in church, actually ... kinda rules at times? In the story, at the edge of Canaan, Moses reframes everything that's happened to this point, retconning the horrors of Numbers and synthesizing the Bible's competing God ideas into one coherent theology that more or less works for everyone on earth (except the despicable Jebusites). Upgraded lore, now including IRON GHOST GIANTS (and way less murder). Talmud rabbis vs. Oprah's collected life...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 11
The fourth book of the Bible! As always, remember the Bible has been written, edited, and interpreted by LOTS of people, and we're under no obligation to treat its angriest voices as definitive of the entire thing. The actual story resumes! Things are finally happening! Numbers gives us phrases like "wandering in the wilderness," "land of milk and honey," and "eww girls have cooties!" There's a reason Sunday school teachers steer WAY clear of all Numbers content besides Talking Donkey and Brave ...
Sep 13, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Hi pals! Taking a break from the main Bible storyline to hit some listener questions, such as: What's the Protestant holiday calendar like? Which Bible verse most contradicts its own book? There's a Toad the Wet Sprocket song about the apostles being sick of Paul lol. What are the Bible's best name meanings? Every Catholic heresy, given a thumbs up or thumbs down! Do animals have souls? Do Christians, um, like, kinda, you know, wish for death, um, so they can go to Heaven, welp? What's the Bible...
Jul 12, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Our first attempt at doing an entire book in one episode, and it happens to be one of the weirdest, grossest, narrative-lightest books. Yay! Spending as little time as possible on the chapters about bodily discharges, we promise. Leviticus has Bad Verses! Drown the Bad Verses in dorky red tape ... ... and/or insist we simply become eco-socialists every seven years, as Leviticus clearly commands. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram , if you please! Show notes and other stuff available at patreon.c...
May 17, 2021•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 9
Pretty much the whole last half of Exodus, except for the Ten Commandments-adjacent rules and the Golden Calf chapter Why yes, we DID have fun talking about quite arguably the most boring stretch of the whole Bible! Why yes, you CAN recreate a very accurate Tabernacle in Minecraft Let's talk high church "versus" low church Featuring special guest pastor Reverend Chris Lee of St John's With St Mary's Mansfield And! Let's! Finally! Wrap! Up! Exodus, a dude book also about ladies Support the show b...
Mar 10, 2021•51 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Exodus 24, Exodus 32, and so forth (there's a whole lot of laws and blueprints mixed within the storyline) ... Think the Bible itself is weird? Wait'll you get a load of church history! Unchallenged faith: is that really even faith? Aaron at Mount Sinai: total idiot, good cop, willing scapegoat, nepotism hire, anarcho-pacifist, retcon reclamation, or all the above? By now, Moses and God are an old married couple ... Oh no, the big dweebs who wrote Leviticus just did a murder spree (for the Lord)...
Jan 25, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Exodus 20! How many of these Ten do we agree to keep today? They all seem pretty simple, obvious, or outdated, right? Well!! Tried something new: recorded a Zoom with a few of our Patreon Associate Pastors, plus Interfaith Council guests: Michael Elkon (@BravesAndBirds) and Hasan Masood (@hasmas)! Let's hear it for idols! Now Lord, when you say "murder," what do you mean by that? Youth pastors turn every commandment into a rule against making out! The 10th commandment sees what you're plotting a...
Nov 25, 2020•57 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Exodus 19-20ish, the part about Moses leading the Israelites to meet Huge Loud Scary Firestorm God Greatest pyro entrance of all time Is monotheism having a moment? We're joined by Dr. Friedman (author of Who Wrote the Bible and many other books) to talk Prince of Egypt (he did some work on it), the Bible's overall storyline (it has at least one!), "Old Testament God vs. New Testament God" (not really a thing), the origin of the Golden Rule (maybe the story that revolves around Sinai), and a lot...
Nov 02, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Support for this program occurs at patreon.com/vbspodcast , where we have stickers, mugs, a Discord, hats (for now), early episode access, and so forth! - Taking a break from the main storyline, where we're making hilariously little progress (but having fun anyway), to talk whatever y'all wanted. - Oh family, it's testimony time! - Christian punk rock bands, ranked! - Why were Cain's veggies bad, if most of the dietary laws were about regulating dangerous meat? - Sunday school teachers, youth pa...
Oct 01, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Exodus 13-18, one of the most Google Maps portions Something similar to the story could've happened! But there's no way to know! And that's ok! Let's discuss the Indiana Jones of Bible scammers, Jurassic Jesus Park in Kentucky, and ladies being prophets Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com. Gonna send VBS stickers to monthly donors, for starters Follow @VBSpodcast on Twitter & Instagram Bonus newsletter at jasonkirk.substack.com Review on your podcast app, and may waters part marshily before y...
Sep 07, 2020•55 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Exodus 12! God's bug-out bag & Mean Tooth Fairy! From mythology to religion, from polytheism to ... ? Jewish friends explain one of their favorite holidays! Follow @TheWilderThings, @BobbyBigWheel, & @Alex_Kirshner Thanks to Mike Altman, Brad Haggard, Scott Alan Johnson, & Ben McCloskey 8-bit "Awesome God" by TECHNO FUN Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com! Follow @VBSpodcast on Twitter & Instagram Bonus newsletter inbound at jasonkirk.substack.com
Aug 10, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Exodus 1-11! The Bible's Luke/Obi-Wan duo! Made it to Book 2! REALLY important book! Moses rises, falls, rises into one of the world's biggest heroes Plagues are more metal than you've ever realized! Weird circumcision stuff? Yes always Let's talk the movie Prince of Egypt Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com! (Plus maybe merch and/or donor bonuses at that link by the time you see this) Follow @VBSpodcast on Twitter & Instagram! Bonus newsletter on the Torah's defiant women at jasonkirk.substa...
Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Genesis 37-50! It doesn't feel like every third verse is missing! You can do ANYTHING with Joseph. See: Veggie Tales & Technicolor Dreamcoat Finished Genesis! It's about lady spies, Babylon allegory, and everything else! Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com! (Plus maybe merch and/or donor bonuses at that link by the time you see this) Follow @VBSpodcast on Twitter & Instagram! Bonus newsletter on ... well, this one ended up being about football. It's at jasonkirk.substack.c
Jun 21, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Genesis 12-35! God's putting together a crew! Faaatherrr Aaabraham, Mother of Dragons Growing up Jewish! Growing up Muslim! Quran is pretty cool, btw So much weird sex stuff??? "The Nature Boy" Jacob "The Snake-ob" #TeamEsau Follow guests @rodger & @shakersamman Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com! (Plus maybe merch and/or donor bonuses at that link by the time you see this) Follow @VBSpodcast on Twitter & Instagram! Bonus newsletter on WRESTLING GOD at jasonkirk.substack.com...
May 31, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Genesis 6-11! Happy animals with Cap'n Noah (while 99.9% of life drowns)! Catholic-Protestant multiverses NES bootlegs for the Lord Aronofsky's most biblical horror movie, reviewed Please be patient, God ain't finished with God yet! Follow guests @celebrityhottub & @inthebleachers Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com! (Plus maybe merch and/or donor bonuses at that link by the time you see this) Follow @VBSpodcast on Twitter & Instagram! Newsletter on ACTUAL best flood myth at jasonkirk.sub...
May 15, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Genesis 1-5! Release the Sea Monster Cut! Please bear with God, it's His first day on the job! Wait, how many Gods are here? Someone please put Eve in charge Please stop pooping on Cain's rutabagas Snake might not be Satan btw Extended Universe lore from John Milton Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com! (Plus maybe merch and/or donor bonuses at that link by the time you see this) Follow at @VBSpodcast on Twitter and Instagram Bonus newsletter on Cain at jasonkirk.substack.com!
May 04, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 1
