Ep 42: Spongebob - The Movie
Aug 08, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 42
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- SpongeBob: Plankton cheated.
- Plankton: Cheated?! [To Neptune] Hold on there, baldy! [Neptune turns off the light in his trident. To SpongeBob] Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
- SpongeBob: Because you cheated?
- Plankton: [Dumbfounded for a second] No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an evil genius! And you're just a kid. A stupid kid! [He and his slaves laugh]
- SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
- Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
- SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
- Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...
- SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic... [Turns to Mindy, who looks down sadly] ...or managerial promotion... [Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs] ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
- Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
- SpongeBob: [over microphone] But that's okay!
- Plankton: What? What's going on?
- SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!
- Plankton: All right, we get the point....
- SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
- Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
- SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm... [he swipes his arm]
- Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
- SpongeBob: I'm... I'm...
- Plankton: What the scallop?!
- SpongeBob: I'm a goofy Goober! Rock!
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