The Wastelands, Chapter 1: Parts 5-18
In which I saw "EWWWWWWWWWW" a lot of times.
In which I saw "EWWWWWWWWWW" a lot of times.
In which I FUCKING KNEW IT.
Miles and I discuss the very final chapters of the second book in The Dark Tower series.
In which Roland is willing to do whatever it takes to get his Keflex and ammunition.
In which we meet a terrifying and terrible man.
In which Detta makes her first appearance to the boys on the other side and it isn't pretty.
In which Eddie Dean falls in love with half a person.
In which we find out the truth of what happened to O'Detta
In this chapter we learn about Eddie Dean's dysfunctional relationship with his brother, Henry.
In which Eddie Dean leaves our world forever.
In which Balazar is a much bigger concern than the Priests Of The Customs.
In which King surprises me again with the extent of the capabilities of this mysterious doorway.
In which we find out what happens when the Gunslinger walks through the door.
In which a Donald-Trump-lookalike bites Roland's fingers off.
In which that desert sun ages the hell out of Roland.
In which the Gunslinger saves Jake from the mutants...but for what?
In which they go for a train ride.
In which Jake realizes what's actually going on.
In which our hero exchanges sex for the most unhelpful prophecy.
In which we learn a little more about where Roland comes from.
In which we meet Jake, who is very professional.
In which there's an uncomfortable scene involving a preacher-woman and a gun...and then a whole town is massacred.
In which we meet the Preacher Woman.
In which some asshole brings an addict back to life.
In these chapters, the desert sucks and ravens can talk.