Episode 293: A Dance With Dragons, Chapter 23 (DAENERYS)
Daenerys wants to fuck Daario. Shocking.

Daenerys wants to fuck Daario. Shocking.
Tyrion is alive and fucking.
Would you pick an apple or an onion?
Everything is terrible and it's always Halloween.
Davos is in a hall full of Freys, and tried unsuccessfully to make his case.
Tyrion is on the Rhoyne, and there is magic in the misty air...
Jon is torn between his vows and his fear of the Boltons.
Daenerys is given a big present by Xaro, but will she seize the opportunity?
Davos arrives in White Harbor, and Brendan can't decide if he's going to die or not.
Tyrion is still on the Rhoyne, and he's playing cyvasse for secrets
Bran finally makes it all the way North, and we meet up with an old friend.
Theon is back, only he isn't. Not really. *sigh* Poor Theon.
Brendan has a BIG problem with this chapter, and much shouting ensues.
Mance Rayder is burned and Jon is grumpy.
Davos is on Sweetsister, and has to convince its lord not to turn him in to Cersei Lannister.
Tyrion meets a Duck and a Griff and a Halfmaester, and Brendan tries to make some guesses as to what's going on.
Jon asks Edd to fetch him a block.
We meet Quentyn Martell for the first time as he tries to find a way to reach Daenerys.
Tyrion and Illyrio are on the road, eating and talking and eating and eating.
Bran, Jojen, Meera, and Hodor are beyond the wall, and Coldhands is full of mystery.
Stannis is colder and more unforgiving than the wall.
Daenerys is still in Mereen and Brendan isn't so pumped about it.
Tyrion is more obnoxious than usual, and Brendan and I discuss some tinfoil hat theories.
Varamyr Sixskins is a shady motherfucker.
It's the final chapter! PS- Pate is creepy.
Jamie meets "Jeyne Westerling" (maybe?) and recieves the summons from Cersei.
I love this all so so much.
Brienne screams a word.
Alayne leaves the Eyrie and descends into the dangerous world below, where Littlefinger is waiting to be creepy as fuck.
Arianne teeters on the edge of insanity while being kept in solitary confinement, and we find out that Doran Martell isn't as timid as he seems.