153: Poncho And Left-Eye

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Hello and welcome to episode 153 of unrelenting. I am Darren O'Neal. He is Ginger. And we have a new pope. Breaking, breaking news. We have a breaking pope from Chicago. Now, that's an oddity. It's an oddity. And, boy, people thought the last one was bad. This one's ten times worse. Is going to be the same. More of the, Well, it is a,

Well, first of all, he speaks English. That's worse. Well, that is well, maybe a plus for the people that are the faithful in the United States. Although you notice he didn't speak in English when he came out on the balcony, he spoke in Italian and Spanish. Yeah, probably like, oh, no. Bad Americans, they're horrible. Everybody with the. Yeah. Well the we were a seen his tweets.

He hates Trump. Yes. He is all in on BLM all in on the migration without explaining to people that and this is the biggest problem I have. I understand the Pope is the head of a church who is one of their main goals is to make sure that the downtrodden are not left behind. But this is also a church. There's one thing Jesse made very clear in his time on earth, it was to obey the local laws. That was very clear on the war.

I could be a different Jesse. That's Jcdecaux. Oh, okay. I'm talking the, Jesus Christ, I mean, I know Jesse, these clothes in his teachings, his clothes, the old give to Caesar what is Caesar's. You know, that whole concept was. Well, you follow the law and now I think I think that's actually misinterpretation. It was actually a sarcastic statement. You're taking it out of context and you're like, well, no, he was saying, of course you don't want to give the context to Caesar, what is Caesar's.

Yeah, exactly. He's like, oh, yes, by all means, let's give to Caesar what he owns. Which is how it was intended to be. So you're going to use the leftist, tactic of taking something and going. Well, obviously they meant the opposite when they said that, obviously they meant the opposite. They didn't mean no. Yeah. I'm gonna I'm going to take the proper interpretation here. There's no tactics involved. The proper interpretation is. Yes, absolutely. The proper interpretation.

It's it is more in character with the rest of the text that makes it proper. No. This time to, to, open up a little liquid I and be.

Honest with them bottle your soap. You're so low on the vitamin D you can't remember where you put the vitamin B as BS is hidden behind the phone. Somebody's trying to hide it. This is probably the snake. That's what I always blame my wife for that. Even though if I know it was me that put something somewhere like I was trying to hide stuff on me. Oh, he's doing it to the half blind guy. That's funny, isn't it?

Scott Adams may have his simultaneous sip, but here on unrelenting, we have our simultaneous pill and supplement taking time, and it's time to do that now. Exactly. It's time to supplement. It's even better when it goes down with liquid. That's how you say that?

I don't know, man. I still like that I see better. Yeah, I would, they said stay away from the caffeine. You always left what I was doing. The, drug made specifically to slow your heart rate with caffeine. Like it's just gonna fight it out. Yeah, well, and I agree with that. I think that being is bad. That's why you should take these these supplements that I take that have the, nicotine, caffeine and CBD in them to balance you balances all out.

And methylene blue just to make sure your, your urine turns blue again I'm curious because the nurse practitioner did the methylene blue you know. Oh shit. Yeah. One too many drugs. But the nurse practitioner was. Well you know they're really recommending because I went into the what they're calling fib when I was in the hospital a few weeks ago. Yeah. They really want the ablation.

Of course they, they, but the previous cardiologist who was in their group and I think a better guy when it comes to the type of cardiology only dealing with the electrical part of the heart. Yeah, yeah. He wasn't all about the ablation. And the last time I had a similar thing wound up in the hospital, I was like, well, it's not really a-fib they want. It's an irregular beat, but it wasn't AFib. This is all of a sudden, well, it's a fib. So you of course you have the ablation.

And like the last time

when it lasted for six months, eight months, whatever it was with because you were eating bananas or something. No, it was oddly the it was bacterial. Yeah. Because the dentist I mean only assuming that because a dentist gave me a simple antibiotic. Right. And all of the spell stopped, which had been going on consistently. Amazing is that, and this time I went in and I told him in the hospital, blah, blah, blah, nobody wanted to give me a fucking antibiotic.

The heart rate went back into because it goes in and out, went back into rhythm. They released me. I was still having the palpitations. So the next day was my wife's surgery. So I said I figure if I'm going to have a problem I will be sitting in a hospital. I might as well. But the next day I called my doctor, talked to the nurse practitioner there because it's getting harder to talk to real doctors. Yeah. And explained everything. And she's like, okay, I'll give you another antibiotic.

And sure enough, after taking that antibiotic for like one day, the palpitations have been gone and we pound on wood here. It sounds like, scientific method right there. It does it. It's like for me. Okay. The whole I understand, you're like, well, you really need the ablation, but you have a simple antibiotic, takes care of it.

Which do you think is a better route to go. So I may need to find a second opinion on the yeah. The ablation. And have they check for any sort of heartworms or anything. Heart worm. I mean they did pretty much every test. I think that they can yeah. Think of I didn't know I was like a Labrador. We got heartworm. Well, you don't think the people have. I'm sure it can happen. The macro bacterial infections. Yeah, I'm sure it does. You know, in this, I. Yeah. Have you ever eaten sushi?

Let me know I have not. There's your problem right there. How do you eat sushi on the regular basis, you develop enough immunity. The worms not have to worry about it. But if you've never eaten sushi, your body has never been exposed to that through food and therefore doesn't know how to handle it. This, of course, is not medical advice. But does it sound like medical advice? You so medical advice, eat more sushi and you won't get heartworm.

That's allegedly so that in the Japanese commercial one. Yeah well that's right eat lots of sushi. There was a guy, he was at a funny hat on. He was doing the thing with the knives throwing up in the air. Cutting. That's okay. Yeah. I used to, like, go into Benihana back in the day. That was fun. Oh, yeah. Back in the day. That was like, your only your only Asian culture and, opportunity right there. Yeah. Very realistic. I mean, it was cutting edge at the time.

Yeah. Not at all like if I had anybody that. Oh every time we went there you always just say, oh yeah that's my friend's birthday to get a free bake. Well it's always good because they were they never asked. I mean they were like the honor system. No one checked their driver's license. Nothing like that. Yeah, but we this was that was the big, expensive, meal that you had was part of the every month, if a lot of birthdays have a lot of birthdays.

But I figured this was close to sciences I can come up with, which is I've had you. You've conducted an experiment? Yeah. Spiritedly got the same result from the same test. Yes. And it's nearly a year ahead of the doctors in this one. Yeah. And it's nearly amazing because it's not like it takes the whole run. Yeah. Of the ten days of antibiotics. No, I want the combat test to be done here. Open heart. You need to do. No, you need to do a blind test.

You need to have the doctor say, I'm going to prescribe antibiotics and then randomly flip a coin to determine whether you get placebo or antibiotic. Right. If this is the next time you jump into a heart arrhythmia. Yeah, yeah. Then you have to use the flip of the coin next time you have that. Wouldn't that that wild for sure whether, it is the antibiotics or whether it's just psychosomatic and you're, you know, you think that antibiotics are going to help and therefore they help.

My brain is so strong, it just fixes the problem because it thinks it. Well, well, the beauty is that way. Yeah. The first time around, I did not have that thought at all. I just thought, well, I have a tooth infection. I had no idea that it was related to the arrhythmia, although I knew the arrhythmia started shortly after getting dental work done by a very shitty dentist who I don't trust, who? I'm assuming something that was done there caused the bacterial infection. Yeah. Unclean sanitation.

No going on the materials they put in your mouth and sticking, you know, all fun stuff. All that is, just had a bad dental experience. There's a lot of. Oh, there's a lot of bad doctors, too. Now, there's a lot of bad dentists, by far, it seems. Yeah. Just same kind of thing, like. Well, he, he got a a tooth replacement. You know, they put a post into your bone stuff. What do they call that? Implants, I guess. Yeah. Well, yeah, the part father knows all about that.

Yeah, yeah. And the, after about a week, he started getting pain, and then another tooth was kind of loose. So once back, like, the doctor had to remove it, get rid of a tooth, and, now he's trying to get insurance sorted out because it was a failed procedure, so he doesn't want to pay for it, obviously. Right. That's how I got fucked. It is money back. And, he thinks that there was a doctor that screwed it up because midway through the procedure, he had mentioned that.

Boy, you're bonus too, is way too dense. And he had to go get a different drill. So he thinks that the second drill was a wrong sized drill. And, the doctor basically made a hole, too. That was too large for the, in, which would make sense, because then it's going to wiggle its way right out. Right, right. But that's exactly what happened to me. Not that, but what happened was a failed dental thing with the Crown.

Yeah. So going back to the insurance company, even though it was the next year where the insurance should have covered it, they're like, no, we can't cover the same. What? No. Yeah, exactly. That's what they always say. Yeah. It's like what? Fuck you. The first guy didn't do it, right. That's you. You pay them well, get your money back from them. Exactly.

Those motherfuckers just want to point out if you're in the Chicagoland area, the Mokwena area or the new Lennox area, do not do business with Patterson Dental or with dentist cars. Catherine or something. Doctor. Her last name is vodka. She moved, though she was gone from that practice. I'm assuming they realize she was a fuck up. Wait, you trusted a woman to work on you? That was the first available man. That's the. Yeah, I can't not. Yeah. Why do you think she was available now?

That's probably true. And I learned. Yeah, yeah, I have learned when you go in the office and they say, what'd you like? First of all, you say, who's the busiest is the most unavailable. I'd like an appointment. I guess I'll wait. Yeah, I will wait. That is, probably very good advice. And my wife had a problem with the tooth. This was, I think, right around Covid time. It might have been slightly before. So I guess the Covid is probably not relevant.

But she went in and she's like, this place was like the one. She's like, look at the website. It's like a brothel because there's like three guys surrounded by 40 good looking blond women. And the place is like a spa, you know, they're playing the nice music. Everything is redecorated very recently, very comfortable. And she went in because she was having problems with the tooth. So they fix that tooth. And they told her because it had been a little while since she had seen a dentist.

This probably was right after Covid. And they're like, well, you need it was 5 or 6 crowns. Oh wow. And they gave her all of the, you know, the breakdown of everything. And she's like, well, you know, let me think about it. And I never did that. Now we found this new dentist to fix my problem. So the wife went to him, went for a checkup. You know, how many crowns and cavities she had? None. None. None. Not that one thing. So it's like you have to doctor shop.

In that case, you have to understand. You have to get a second opinion because it's very possible that you're going to somebody who is not honest. Because I can't there's no way I can be likable. They're overcautious. In that case, that's maybe you need a crown. Perhaps you know, but not know. You need five of them, and then you go to another dentist. It was like, no, you're fine. Yeah, that's true. And people don't do that, you know?

Just looks like me with the cardiologist, you feel like you're being a dick. If you're going to then another doctor to be like, hey, you know, this doctor told me this, but I want to get a second opinion added. I think people are so adverse to that for some reason to go and get a seven pinion from another doctor, another dentist that these places think they can just tell you anything and like, well, they're going to believe it. That's why people listen to us for quality not medical advice.

Yeah. People have gotten a lot of quality, not medical advice from the way we work. Right. Yeah. I hope your dad's two stays in because that's no fun. Well no it's already been removed. But, you know, like, put a new one in. You can put a bionic tooth. Is it going to get like a gold one? Is it like right in front now he's he used to have that. Get rid of all those. They look normal now. Now you want to look baller I know I definitely do jeans like give me the attributes.

Teeth that I can swap in depending on my outfit. See the EMT. Oh you want to look like the guy from the James Bond movie? Yeah. Just. Yeah, I'll do that. Remember when James Bond wasn't woke? It was. They might. Yeah. Well, that's the only James Bond I remember. They may go back now. We'll see. We will see now that the, the whole movie industry thing is interesting.

I know they talked about it on no agenda, but it's one of these weird things with Trump and the terrorists that all of a sudden the whole movie industry like, oh, Trump's a Nazi, Trump's horrible, Trump's a Nazi. This is going to kill us. If Gavin Newsom stands up and like, hey, wait, that's a good idea.

Yeah, yeah, well, that's true because, a lot if not a majority of movies that are made by American companies are not shot in America, because a lot of countries have figured out that if you do all kinds of incentives for movie production, you'll have a lot of American companies going there to make films, and that creates a lot of local jobs. And so, I know for a long time in Canada, Vancouver, oh, yeah, was a huge replacement for Hollywood.

A lot of, TV shows and specifically sci fi TV shows were shot in Vancouver because, you know, it's Canadian fake money. So everything costless, everything's cheap because it's like it's not even real. Yeah, but it's been going on for a while, but it's definitely worth the I remember the first one like that was a little weird. This goes back to, 2010 to 2015 is when Rookie Blue ran with, Missy Perry. Germ, who is now in FBI and, on CBS.

But that was a show where she played a cop, and it was supposed to take place in the United States, but again, yeah, all shot in Canada. So that's 2010. So this is 15 years plus that this has been going on. They were they were shooting Stargate up there. You know, the one that takes place in Colorado, of course, SGI she go to Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they, they have cheaper.

Well, first of all, I guess the unions that we have in Hollywood for all the various support services have all made shooting or creating movies expensive and so, so that they can bypass all the union stuff and then just in general, with the cost of living lower, they can get a lot of support services for cheap, but you still pay the actors the same no matter where you shoot.

But if you can shoot it in Denver or lately these days, a lot of the Eastern European countries are very good locations for cost savings, for shooting movies. People like come on into Russia, it's a great place. Well, not Russia, but you know, like, all those types of countries out there like Hungary and, you know, places out there. Yeah, most of Seinfeld was shot in Los Angeles, probably one of the last shows that, really New York was done. Can you believe it was supposed to be New York?

What kind of fuckery is this? Yeah, it's the it's the exact kind of fucker you'd expect. Exactly. At least Larry David takes place in California. Like California made it way too expensive. California had way too many derelicts on the street. Way too many homeless, way too many drug addicts. You know, these people don't want to deal with that, which is exactly what happened. It's amazing, isn't it? When there were a couple of shows, there was one.

I don't remember what it was, but, the guy who played Don Draper was in it. Jon Hamm, who's now in your friends and neighbors. But he shot to jump something in Chicago that had to be shut down. So maybe I'm thinking of justified, the reboot, with, the, the guy who played Raylan Givens. It doesn't matter. Timothy Olyphant. Olyphant. Yeah, he I really liked him in his breakout role in, Black Hills. Yeah. What was it called? Justified. No. Yeah. Deadwood. Well, okay.

There was that was with the Black Hills in that in, like, in the Kentucky areas and that were, that was Deadwood, South Dakota. Oh, that's true. I should know that from Rocky Raccoon. Yeah, the Beatles in Michael B exactly. But there was something that was being shot in Chicago that was shut down because, like, there were bullet holes found in state, the trailers. And I think the same thing happened with the bear when they were filming here.

It was shut down because of the, you know, some violence in the area. There was a video of one of those, you know, S.D. whatever, like, police shows, about cops. There are so many of those. I've never watched any of them. There's a bunch of shows about police right now. This is back probably ten, 15 years ago. They were shooting out in, Philadelphia. And it was like, you know, CSI kind of shows.

And, they're they're in the middle of a shoot, like going through it, and there's a guy running through the scene and runs up to one of the cop guys and gets ready to swear. I'm the actor thinking that. When did they change this scene? He pushes them, throws them on the ground and, puts handcuffs on them. And then everybody realizes this was an actual criminal. Wow. To the actor was actually doing the other.

The actor did what he did what he thought they changed the scene to is, I guess apparently there was supposed to be some, you know, criminal do that he was later in the next shot supposed to do this with and they thought, well, they must have moved them from that scene to this scene. I missed something and yeah, I mean, the actors are in good shape, right? They work out, they want to look good. So he just thought this guy was like, you know, an actor. And then.

And then the funniest part about it is after he did that, the criminal was like, you know, yeah, you're you're the real deal. Like he's giving him props. He's giving the actor props for acting. Like, you know, we thought, you're good, you're a pussy. And it turns out you're not. That's fine. That is fantastic. Yeah. I was one of those interview things that I saw, though.

I never watched the show, so I don't know what show it is, but I remember it was in Philadelphia and you make shows about the police because the show ideas are never ending. You just come up with the crime. I watch enough YouTube videos of actual police, of actual crimes, of actual police committing crimes that I don't need to watch TV shows. You see, now, I've never seen a TV. Well, no. Okay, that's a lie. There was The Shield, which starred the Michael Chiklis.

Walter Goggins, who is now, you know, was big also in that justified. And he's in this was something else now is in the the, the video game show where everybody lives in the vault. Now, you gotta love Walter Goggins. I don't remember, he's pretty good. I think he's the people over. I mean, he's he's all right. He's not like some oh, he's always playing himself, which he just seems like a likable person. You notice it's almost every character in this show. He plays the bad guy.

Well, he did in, justified as well, but he was a bad guy. Kind of like the Tony Soprano thing. We kind of like the bad guy. But he was one of the cops in the show with, Michael Chiklis called. I just said it. What the not, justified. It was, the, The shield cop ified could be the shield was more about the cops who were, you know, doing their job, but they were way more crooked than the people they were busting. I am, it's it's it was a reality show then. It was very entertaining.

If you have never seen The Shield, you gotta see the shield. I need to put that back on my list of something to watch as well. Like with Miami Vice. You know what I started rewatching. Okay I was this random guessing. Do I get any clues whatsoever. Yes. Female comedian Rosie you love Rosie O'Donnell. No, not Rosie. You like Ellen. You love Ellen DeGeneres. No, no. Whitney. No. You don't like Whitney Cummings either. Okay. Female comedian. Like, how many are there?

Like an actual one. That was actually funny. Unlike the modern ones. Oh, Lucy. Closer, I Love Lucy. That was a great show. Not Lucy though. So after Lucy, because nobody was really before Lucy. Yeah. Jean is very much in the thick lesbians. Everybody. There wasn't Lucy. If it wasn't Rosie, Mary Tyler Moore. No, not really a comedian, I guess. Now, she was on Comedy Thieves on Dick Van Dike show, which was a comedy, but she is not a comedic actress.

And you're really running out of, Well, you're the one that sent me the clip of the blond female comedian on the, Kill Tony show. Yeah, that was hilarious. That was so wrong, but still funny. It was finally, out of the thousands of things you've ever sent me, was the thing I went, oh my God. Okay, now that was funny. Oh. So. Okay. Okay, so I just need to send you more racist than you think. It's all good. Okay. Got it, got it. Do you want to send the clip?

It was very racist, but the black guy with the reaction to it was the best. That was the thing that sold it. Yeah. And, so do the joke. Do the joke. The, So, okay, you get the blond woman and she's like, you know, like 100 pounds. Yeah. Land. And she's like, you know, I says, I don't like variants. I, I don't want to say that I'm racist. But the other day I was walking down the street and the big black guy was walking towards me, and I instinctively just grabbed my purse.

I knew logically that he wasn't for sale. And okay, this is this is where the black guy is like, okay. And he kind of gives a little chuckle. And then she waits the perfect amount of time and then says, but he did steal my wallet and. You know, it was it was from the glory days of comedy when, Yeah, here in Austin, like, a year ago. Yeah. This is, No, I mean, this is the win. This was the type of comedy you and I grew up on. Oh, yeah, that nothing was deemed like. Oh, no, that's too offensive.

But there's no such thing as too offensive in comedy, because that is the point. You were allowed to be offensive, right? That was the point. Yeah. Which is why it was, the I people didn't want kids watching it. Right. Because again, my parents, I guess, didn't think anything of me playing the Steve Martin comedy albums when I was like ten. Yeah, yeah. And I learned a lot from the Steve Martin lot comedy albums. They don't they don't hold up as well.

That comedy Steve Martin, one of the comedy greats. I would, but he was better in his time where the material I listened to like three of the albums, the other day. Yeah, they're still funny. I mean I still remembered a lot of the punch line, so I mean, maybe that was a part of it, but it didn't seem to hold up. Okay. For today's standards you have to be smoking a lot of pot. There was a lot of schlocky stuff like, hey, I'm a wild and crazy guy.

Although I still think one of the funniest bits I've ever heard came from Steve Martin. And that is when he was talking about whether or not there was a heaven in the hell. And he's like, know, I imagine you go up to heaven and, you know, Saint Peter's there, and he's going through his book and I'm like, oh, come on, man, I couldn't have been that bad. I mean like, okay, like how many times did I take the Lord's name and vain, a million, six Jesus Christ, I mean that was just, that was killer.

Maybe it's just coming from a good Catholic boy a point of view. But I thought that was so on the nose like asking Saint Peter. Okay. Come on. How many times did I do that. And then going right back into doing it again I mean stopping midway was you know, saying Jesus Christ at that point would have been okay, kind of funny. But going Jesus in like the realization, I mean, that was timing is everything in comedy.

And there were so many people around that time that were fantastic comics and of all races, all genders, and they were just funny.

And the bit was pushing the buttons, you know, Chappelle said. He did. I said this was what, a year or two ago. And he had some, trans humor in it. And all of a sudden he sees a trans person sitting in the front row and he thinks, wow, should I do these jokes? And he did. And he's like, the person that laughed the hardest at those jokes was the trans person.

Because it used to be okay to poke fun at people for their for their race, for their religion, for the way they look, for the way you know, everything. But he didn't realize it was the same trans person that was but in Bill Murphy's car, bill Murphy, what's his name. Yeah. I'm blanking out. Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy, do you say Bill Murphy? Right. Just don't say anything to him. I think his brother, Bill Murphy. Eddie Murphy.

Yeah. You remember back in the early 90s, Eddie Murphy has an incident where he picked up a trans hooker in this Porsche? Yeah, made the rounds where he disappeared for a while. Then they started making kids movies. So he went on Pee-Wee Herman. And who has had a different problem whatsoever. And Pee-Wee Herman never had a problem is. Only problem was that somebody took a picture that was the problem, kids. Pee-Wee Herman.

Problem was, he was still living in an era where people walked into a movie theater to watch porn. Instead of accessing it in the privacy of their own home. Exactly, exactly. It's like people today are like what? You had to go to a movie theater to see Bart. Are you kidding me? Goddamn world. You live with it.

It's, It's a weird thing because you think about it like you're, you know, you're taking something that's usually a, involves either 0 or 1 person and all of a sudden you're in an environment with dozens, if not hundreds of people. It's got to be a little, like, kind of disconcerting if you're like, oh, hey, Bill, what's going on? Hey, this doing it for you? That lube, you use it over there? I mean, it's a petroleum based. Is that safe? Yeah. This is not the experience you want to have.

Also, it is not, Well, this is, you like this? You see, if you if you recognize me, don't say anything. Yeah. I mean, even adult bookstores. Yeah. We get to go in like that. They deliver everything to your house. Why would you ever go in to any place like that ever again? Yeah. You remember, like, all the adult video sections behind the curtain at the video rentals. Okay. And for some reason, almost always between behind the, like, swinging doors from, like, a saloon in the, old West.

But come on back to the adult area kids. Yeah. And I remember going back there and it's like a, it took all the anticipation off it because you look at the covers for these movies, it's like oh you want to talk to those? Gross. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. Or worse. They were not the same person that's in the movie. Well, that that's true. That's that's true. Well, anyway, you know, I just realized you'd never guess. My, my, when I started watching.

Okay, you got to give me some kind of a year for a female comedian. Sure. Show 19, 1970 1970. Carol Burnett. Yes. Classic. Amazing how you. That had to be. Well, you have to know the, time period. And she was huge. Huge. Yeah. I will tell you this that, the first year was a little bit touch and go in terms of comedic, what was kind of like a Hee Haw kind of, a little bit.

It was they were still trying to figure out what the show is. Right. So she had guests. The show was very short. It was 22 minutes. I mean, they didn't give her much, and the jokes were not risky. They were pretty safe by the later years. There was a lot of improv happening on that show, a lot of unscripted humor and, with with Harvey Korman. Oh, yeah. And, Vicki Lawrence, and Carol just trying to outdo each other.

And the beauty was like, Saturday Night Live back in its heyday, trying to crack up the people that you're dealing with because it's live TV. Hey, there was no bigger compliment than just having somebody in the scene just break because it was what you just did was so funny. Which means it had to be ad lib because nobody, if you knew what was coming, was going to have that reaction right. Exactly. Like we're just going to take this in a completely different way. That's why it was funny.

But it was supposed to be somewhat offensive. Was supposed to poke fun at people. The humor back in the on the main TV channel days in the FCC days was all about double entendre. Oh yeah. It's what did you get away with that? People will understand, but we'll still pass the censors. Not an easy thing, did. It was all about him. Like, you can't be obvious. So it was a whole different level.

Yeah. Which is why the dice Clay and the Eddie Murphy, when he did his first big stand up, was a delirious the ways in the red, you know, leather suit. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Once you were able to use the foul language for a while it was like oh people were not used. They were clutching their pearls as they watched on the HBO or whatever channels. Those were where it was no longer under the FCC's purview. Yeah. It was free.

That's why the HBO comedy specials were so special, because they were saying things that you couldn't hear everywhere else. Yeah, exactly. But now you can get this anywhere, including on YouTube, right now, by listening to unrelenting. It still pops up in my feed, so I'm still surprised they haven't deleted the show. It's like, I guess they just consider a super low viewership show. It's not really matter, right?

It doesn't matter how offensive it may be and how many of the societal norms it questions or understanding what is in fact comedy. That is the again, the concept for guys like even Howard Stern was big because he would think, what's the worst thing I could say and then say it. Yeah, that was funny. People had a back when Howard was funny, he had an affinity for before. He was afraid to go outside because Covid might get them danger.

Danger. Will Robinson. So I you know I went to the doctor recently. I think it's all because I'm the star of this stupid cough. Wow, scratchy throat. Even though it's been going on for weeks, you have really long coronavirus? Yeah. Apparently, yeah. And, so I thought, well, I better, you know, follow the guidelines or whatever.

So I grabbed one of the masks at the doctor's office, put it on, and then go into the, the, the waiting room whenever the waiting for the doctor in the first waiting room. Well, yeah, the second one. The one where he shows up to that room, that room, the patient room. And I'm sitting there playing with the phone, and then we first he walks in. First thing he says, you know, that mask doesn't do anything right? Yeah. I'm like, I told you that five years ago, remember?

I'm the one who told you that. Yeah, yeah, well, we know it doesn't stop viruses. It doesn't do shit. Especially on a beard. Well, this is true mask. That's a whole different way from my face. The whole way round. Mays will be in Kentucky, for that matter. The bad things can get out. Now, if you were doing surgery, maybe it would help that your little spittle wouldn't come out of your mouth in the sense that it's literally all it is. It's all you got. Spittle mask.

And he took one look at you and said, Gene, I got bad news. Him gave you that gave you the prognosis. The next the first thing he says, mask doesn't work. That doesn't do anything right. Second thing he says is so what have you tested before? Right? Because your doctor tells me too. Well, right. He knows that I don't I don't go to a doctor's office unless I know what the diagnose is. Is genes. Like, I've already tested my blood, my ears and my semen. I mean, I'm tested it all without.

Just like your defense diagram. What have you found out? Results. What drives you? What? You know, and I'm glad I'm like, I think we have. Next step is antibiotics. I think we need to do a week. And then, see if there's still a, sore throat there after that is like, yep. Sounds good. Write me a script. And he says, all right. And if that doesn't help, here's a referral to a specialist. You can go to the imaging. Oh, okay.

No, no, I mean, it was like the shortest appointment you could possibly have.

The whole thing was probably under 100 and 20s. Start, finish. Now, did you do a throat swab for a strep? I did that myself. Yes. Okay. Anybody that does a do it yourself strep kit at home is prepared for just about anything. I mean, who doesn't? That's my question. I don't have one here. Well that's shocking I mean, I used to get strep them all the time as a kid. Well I got the first time I got it.

Yeah. It was thanks to the nice folks at Christ Hospital in Oakland, where I was passing out lollipops. Were they? I was admitted at seven years old with a heart arrhythmia. I no big surprise. Yeah, it was two beds in a room, and I was in the, you know, the kids area. And the kid in the next bed had strep throat. Really? Oh, yeah. Wonder what that'll do. Oh, this is great medicine. This is, this was 1977 kids, you go in with a heart issue you get strep throat.

Nothing better for a heart issue that. Did they tell you your heart issue was caused by that throat. No. No I think they were looking at that before I had the strep. But again this kind of bacterial infection before you had the virus, you know this is kind of what I go back to, like, maybe, you know, that this was the same thing plaguing me my entire life. And as long as I don't have a gentle viral infection that seems to be, triggering a bacterial infection, which results in you having.

Fun stuffing. Yeah. Yeah, I do watch more doctor House episodes than right. It's never lupus. Never is. Except what it is. That's always a surprise that, hey, it's lupus. Whew. You know, I missed that show. That was another really well done show. Yeah. I mean, I think that they should do more medical training videos. I found another guy on YouTube that that has great ones is his motto is, I will keep making medical videos until you can pass your medical license. Is that what you're going for?

You're trying to get your medical license to just treat yourself. Know that I need a medical license, per se. I mean, there comes a point in the man's life where your knowledge is well above and beyond what the, licensing body expects. So what's the point? Well, this is why you take 14,000g of B12 every day. Just to keep that knowledge. Exactly, exactly how it works, man. You got to keep that brain going. You gotta keep the original. I, you know, and I wouldn't mind outsourcing.

You wouldn't mind being able to get, like, a, you know, an M2 drive to put your memories. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I'm okay with that. That's why you like Elon. He's ready to give you the implants. Yeah, I'm. I'm close by here. And I've been playing with the AI a little bit more, and there's so many of them now. It's kind of interesting. I like perplexity because it will wipe that one about.

Well, it will let you know it's kind of an aggregator where it has access to the latest, the latest ChatGPT, the latest, pretty much everything. And you can choose which one you want to send it through. So there have been times where I'm like, well, let's just take the same thing and send it through multiple eyes and see what it would come up with. I'm still fleshing out my soon to be best selling novel about an AI that is taking over the world. And this is where I'm really intrigued.

It's getting better with doing the images and the artwork and everything like that. And while I will say

it's not ready to write a book, I mean, they won't come up with any really good concept. It won't come up with anything different. I mean, if you want to rehash now, if you could probably spell out something like an old Western or a hallmark movie where the the goal posts, you know exactly where they are and what it has to hit. But I found it to be the most interesting where you could get to a point.

And anybody that's written any kind of fiction knows sometimes you get to a point where you're like, oh, now what? Well, you just asked the AI to start writing from that point and it'll give you 5 or 10 paragraphs, whatever it is, dialog, whatever it is from that point, And while it may not be perfect, a lot of times I'll go, oh, that's an interesting idea, and then go. And then I would read it like once or twice and then just rewrite something similar in my own words.

So it's kind of like somebody that's sitting there with you as you're writing and you're like, oh, now what? And they're like, hey, how about this? And you can say no and try again. Or but it might spark something in you where you're like, oh, that's a really good idea. That's true. Yeah. Just kind of give you some other path to go down. Right. Like, what other paths can you see? I mean, I know what I think could happen here, but what do you think could happen or should happen?

And it's, interesting to see what it comes up with. Yeah, I bet. So have you been doing this or just you're reading about it? No, I've been doing it. Okay. Should we be writing right now? Man, I got to get this out for the summer. Got to be a big book. Everybody that listens to unrelenting will have to buy a copy. Is that so? Yeah. Let's hear it. I'll send a copy to The Godfather and then, I mean, you get a man talk about it, right? Yeah, that's a good idea.

You get a mention. I know agenda, and I'm curious if you get a pod father recommendation, because, I mean, what Jake is going to say is bad. That sounds horrible. But if you get the pod father recommendation, how many of the million people that listen to no agenda would go by the book? Would you get a thousand? You think 5,000 pounds? 130? If you can cut out the insides and put a gun in there, probably quite a few. See. Right. Oh, see, that would be okay if, here's you have to read it.

That not very many. Now, how about if I make the novel just short enough. To where? In a hardcover the novel actually exists. But then there's the open part to put the gun in. So it's dual use. It is a gun safe, but also to print the book with like four times as many pages. Yes. Need. Yes. And put the entirety of the actual text. Yes in the first section of it. Yes. Isn't cut out genius right? I mean, you'd probably still want to have maybe some other text, but yeah, you could, you could do it.

Like here's what I would do. It's variance of that similar but slightly different is typeset. The book. You have a three by five blank space in the middle of every page. So there's still readable text on every single page, but you're accounting for the die cut right out of the middle. And that way it looks like a real book that you cut out, but you're not missing anything. You could still read the entirety of the book, and the book is thicker because there's only a certain per page, basically.

Right. That's a lot of work, though, to read it. That's a lot of page turning. Or what do you care if they're going to read it? It's not worth the whole thing, isn't it? It all depends. It's what if it's a really good story? What if cows fly to the moon. That's possible to. It's going to have a lot of Easter eggs that people that are in the unrelenting planet rage no agenda universe world wanderlust verse. Yeah. The unrelenting. Is there a guy that did a series of

fiction books based on their agenda before. Yes. They didn't sell very well. No. I was going to suggest that you talk to him about the viability of that. The viability is, you'll probably end up selling a few hundred copies. Yeah. Just don't forget, you're going to need to pony up a few executive producer donations. No agenda for him to talk about it. You got to talk about the book. Hey, I have a platform, man. Every day I'm talking to somebody. Yeah, but you need listeners to really?

Why? That's how advertising works. That's really never stopped us to have to. We don't have advertising on here. What are you talking, like, money maker? Okay, we were supposed to get advertised. I know that given the how many units of thermal ponchos I've sold, three. Yeah, I think you bought one. Yes, two I did. Okay, so here now I'm like a in great Bill O'Reilly fashion. We all bundle the hardcover book with ponchos. Ponchos? Yeah, exactly.

Yes. Because, like, when you're when you're stranded somewhere and you need to stay warm, you first put on the poncho and then you can burn the book. I will, I will put something in the book where orange ponchos come out. So that way it'll make sense. Book that has a built in lighter, a built in, lighter still like light of fire. You mean to burn the book? Yeah. I thought you meant like a book. Light for a minute. I'm like, that's probably done. The burn, the book.

So a light partner up with Beck and put a little lighter in. So if you need a fire starter, just call the book the fire starter. See? Wait, five. Good. That's the issue. How about a book that tells you teaches you how to start a fire using sticks or a bow? But also comes with a light. If you're a lazy son of a bitch while you're reading and how to be primitive, and clearly don't know how to actually do it, Yeah. The the both the, the fire bows and,

the I guess they're called fire drills, but, those and that there's a Native American method that's similar that uses friction. These are things that you you only are able to do if you practice them on a regular basis. Yeah. It's not a skill that you should think you that's something you are going to use about doing and go, okay, I get it. It makes sense. I'm good.

It's way easier to keep a flint or something like that with a little bit of prepared, you know, either cotton balls or people prepare the oh yeah. The stuff that you barely have to like, get it heated over five degrees and it starts at the fire. That's what you need to do. Yeah, absolutely. But I was intrigued by the the eyes ability.

Also where I think this is going to be the most helpful for authors, especially those like, well, anybody that's written a long series of books, whether it's the Lord of the rings or Harry Potter, the most interesting thing to me is you can use the text of your stories. One you can break it up and have kind of a Bible. So the characters and stuff are easily referenced.

But the one thing that I've been playing around with, which is called Novel Crafter, which is an I, of course you pay per month because everything is that way, but you can use the complete text of your novel or multiple novels and chat about it so you can go in and go, did you ever do this or does this character ever do this? And it will go, this is something that might be useful for the Game of Thrones. Dude, right. What's his name? J.R.R. Tolkien, other author. Great Tolkien.

That's I'm talking. Let's see what this is. He's got his four initials as well. The George R.R. Martin. Oh yes. Yes, yes. Yeah. That's why I said yeah. J.R.R. Martin, one that I thought was Tolkien. Absolutely. He figure we knew this was coming along with the ChatGPT where you could upload your own documents in that. Yeah, that's exactly what you have here. So you could be like, hey, I want to keep continuity. You could also ask the AI, do you notice anything that that doesn't make sense?

Because whatever and it will come back and give you that answer. So again well, I think the other benefit of AI is you can dumbed down your book for an eighth grade reading level. Yeah. Absolutely true. As well. Yeah. And make it into a coloring book and make it into a graphic novel if you really wanted to. We're like, take what we've got here and then put it into this format. Which would make sense. Yeah. You know I mean it's AI is going to help a lot of this stuff.

It's not going to write the books. But for people. Oh I mean will it. Okay. Can it produce the text. Yes. Will you read it and go wow, that was a great book. Probably not yet. And I think that's the one thing the AI is going to have a problem with books, honestly. Well, that's you're probably right about that. There's going to compete with like the Amazon top 5% selling books. Those are well-written, but I think and I could churn out like a 95% Amazon book. Oh, okay.

Well, here, I guess maybe would be the question that how do we release as somebody who's written a number of books for sale on Amazon, do we release two books simultaneously? One ever do that? But different author names? That would be curious have one completely I written, which means zero, I see. Okay and do test like they be test right? Like which one is going to sell better? I could do that. Yeah. And what would it come up with?

I found that if you give it a lot of same beats, it will at least stay on the task of what you're trying to do. Which, I guess if you look at a lot of books, a lot of movies. I mean, who doesn't like Kevin Smith? Best selling books on Amazon in the fiction category are women's romance books. Well, they love the romance. Yeah. And then it's basically porn for. Yeah, which is why they love it, which is why they love it. It's it's porn that isn't considered creepy to be reading.

Well, because it is less explicit. They leave a lot of it's less explicit. They leave a lot of it to whatever. One topic of female romantic imaginations is being raped. Really? This is, news to me. Well, you don't read them. Well, see, you know, they don't use the word rape. And obviously rape is absolute. It is. Yeah, it's it's basically the old. No no no, don't. No, don't don't stop playing. You remember that song, right from the 50s or 40s even. I'm just here in the opening ISO right there.

No no no no no, don't stop. Yeah. Don't don't stop. Don't don't stop stop stop. It is, it is a, And psychologists will tell you this is one of the most common sexual fantasies for women is to be overpowered into being ravaged and then have lose all control, have no control over it, and then not be able to not enjoy it. And so these these women's romance novels are very much porn.

The biggest difference is it there's like a much longer section of adjectives that lead up to the actual act than in the men's porn book. There would be, oh yeah, for a guy's book. And then the book is like, Jenny, your phone rings right? She answers with no clothes on. The, air conditioning repairman drops his belt. You're at it pretty much right. You have to have the porn to apologize to. You can't. It can't be the porn without a stash. Absolutely.

The women's one will have some bullshit settings somewhere in medieval something or other. And this is why you went to those Renaissance fairs? Yeah. Dude, I did research on this. I actually thought for a while that this might be a good many. Make the opportunity to write women's, romance, but this is back, like, 25 years ago. This is pre I mean, it's not Amazon but it's certainly pre Amazon days.

Yeah. Yeah. Or pre like seriously being able to just publish anything you want like but right I did read a whole bunch of these things read in quotes. But they're all super formula. Like there's nothing difficult about you know, writing one of these. It's it's really just combining different elements, picking a time period. And then, the female character is essentially a clone. And every single one of these books,

right. They have just different has two different job and a different, name. That's about all. Well, it's not even a job because the most of these have to do with some event that happens that forces her to be out of her normal element, like being boss lady, girl boss, and then she ends up in a, you know, an airplane that goes down and she finds herself on the beach on an island, alone, but not for long. Bom bom bom. Yeah. And up here, it's very formulaic stuff, man.

And they've, If you wanted to do, like, a women's romance novel TV channel, it's basically. You mean Hollywood? No, no, no, it wouldn't be hallmark. You would think it would be. No, it would be, Max. Right. It would be, was that channel used to be called. Oh, Cinemax. Cinemax. It would be Cinemax. It's soft for porn, but you know exactly where it's going to end up. But it has, like, 15 minutes of lead up to the softcore sex scene. You got to do all that establishment stuff, right?

That's what makes it way more real. And that's not really, but it is. It makes it it makes it go at the speed of a woman. That's what it does. Well, you also have pages to fill, because if it's like a five page book, right? Yeah. I mean, men just need articles, right? All but never pay the damn thing. Yeah, men need articles. Women need books. That's that's actually a great title for a book about this topic. See? There you go. Write that down.

Yeah. You know that dude that wrote Miller for Mars rather than for meanness made a lot of money. He got laid so much. It was. It was unbelievable how much he got laid. Dear penthouse, I know this is going to sound crazy, but every word is true. Guys are like, we're done. Well we'll get back to reading this one tomorrow okay. Cool. Yeah, yeah it's a penthouse article serves as reading material for three days. Yeah I watch the, what is the company that does like the master work?

They release the videos of masturbation. We're different experts at different things. And they release the like, you know, they call them classes, and there's virtual. Yeah, the master class guys. Yeah. You know, and there was, writing ones that were put out, which I consumed from, James Patterson, which I thought was kind of interesting. Margaret Atwood also very interesting just in their target audience for that scam.

But, you know, it's book I didn't pay, I said I consumed it, I didn't say paid for it. I consume that you're the target audience who managed to sneak his way around that. Right. And I'm still waiting to watch the one. And there's like, Gordon Ramsey on cooking, and there's Reba McIntyre, I think, on either song. Songwriting, female country singer. It's fascinating, all those kind of things.

But the, you know, the listening to the writers is when I think most people realize anybody can do this up there. Yeah. Once I get there. Know writers are those introverts that have deep seated issues with humanity and utilize their ability to create a version of the universe to get back at people that have hurt them, or what they prefer. All that stuff in writing is it is. It's like, let me give you a world that I feel better about.

Or like you said, I want to make a point and, take some people down, do something like that. But there was watching a few YouTube videos around that same time and there was a girl never heard of, but she was a romance, you know, females writing the romances for the women. And she said if you write a book like this and there's no happy ending. Literal not metaphorical here. Yeah, yeah. Then it's not a romance and your readers will want to kill you.

She's like, it is not a romance if it doesn't have the happy ending. Your readers are going into it knowing what's going to happen, and they are pissed off if they don't get what's going to happen. You know, I could put it as an equivalent to that is, you know, you go to see Billy Joel in concert and you better sing, you know, the song you want to hear. And it's that same kind of a disappointment. Now, is that the case with your, your singing favorites? It's hard to tell.

There's too many songs now. There are too many now. Okay, well, she's got so many songs that, I don't think there really is that one favorite amongst them. Well, it's kind of like she's the, not really at the level of the great Willie Nelson, but she's released a lot of material in her time and like Willie Nelson.

Okay, there's a few songs that maybe people really, really want to hear, but The dude has released 77 solo albums, like 150 albums with other people are live, and it's harder once you have a catalog of that many new songs that people are going to be like, oh, there's that 1 or 2 hits that I want to hear. It's not quite the same as If You Go to see, you know, Flock of Seagulls. If you go to see Flock of Seagulls and they don't sing, I ran. Oh, man, you are gonna be pissed.

You know, if you go see Duran Duran and they don't sing, Rio is gonna be pissed. I don't think you can make the same case with Willie and Taylor is released so much, she keeps changing everything up.

I mean, hell started out with the country music, and now she's in the total pop music. So, I mean, there's that rarity as well that, like, the. She was in there long enough. I think the first 2 or 3 albums were country, which lasted like probably just like a teenager. And then. Oh yeah, when she was 20, she stopped doing country. It was a little older than that. But, what's she like, pushing 40 now? She is, 35, I think. Now. Yeah. Pushing for way too old for jeans. 35 year old for everybody.

Not soon. Good I have thing. Why are you going into your Trump. That's that's fun to go into Trump. I don't know why. Too old for Jean. Jean. Huge huge age now Jean. No you're not. Want to do it. Don't want or don't do George Bush. Don't want to do it. No. Don't want to do it Dana Carvey was so good at doing it. But the older I that's when these kind of things used to be fun. When Saturday Night Live used to be good.

Yeah, but asshole going to jail for shooting the woman Baldwin as much as Donald Trump. It's like when you pick somebody that openly hates the person they're going to be portraying. Yeah, you've lost your way. But this is it, this they don't, they don't know how to rate everybody. That's, that's the bigger issue. It's not that it's all right to portray somebody that the person hates. I just think the, the problem is you only do that for one side. That's true.

You look at the way that, God, who am I thinking? I'm the the guy who played Nixon on Saturday Night Live, Aykroyd and Aykroyd, Dan Aykroyd, that the way he portrayed Nixon, he was no fan of Nixon. But he was funny. Yes, yes. And then they made fun of, appealing phenomena just as much. Yeah. Good old Jimmy Carter. Then you had, you had, the other one falling down. Ford, Chevy Chase, which, I mean, that guy built a career on falling down. I mean, that did. He did. That's his thing.

He talked about that? Yeah. Made a lot of money just falling down. You don't use the highest paid. One of that group of guys that were back then. They deserved it. He was he was like pushing the edge of being a real actor. The rest of them were basically stand up comics did bend over from, your other show. Do you ever finish with community? I don't believe so. I think, stop watching it. The season. Whatever. Yeah. Like one season left to go. I know for sure if you've watched it all, but.

And the last season is the worst. So if you're going to skip one, I would skip that one. Yeah. To skip, I guess everybody's hoping that we're going to come back all these shows, but maybe I'll come back. Maybe they'll reboot. No, no, the actors all moved on, then they don't look, I mean, at this point the lead guy could play Chevy Chase, but yeah, Joel McHale, who is now in, Animal Control, whatever it is, ABC, CBS. Yeah, he's he's on our show as well. Yeah.

I mean, that's what actors do, but nobody watches anymore. No, no, people really know the amount of people, the amount of I mean, if you're not on YouTube, you're really not on the anywhere. You know, that is sad, but probably accurate when it comes to the top viewed things on YouTube. Totally, totally the case. And not just about like big channels like Comcast, where Tim Pool has a bigger audience than all four of the big cable news channels combined.

At the same time, he has a bigger audience than all of them combined.

But even smaller channels on YouTube will have significantly more views than what television actually gets these days. Yeah. The television, once you had the fracturing into cable TV, had an issue. But then once you added streaming. Yeah. Oh my God, did the numbers go down? When you look at the numbers that somebody like, Johnny Carson did back in the day, and you compare it to the nighttime shows now? Yeah. Where he had like 30% of the entire audience.

Yeah, like 35 million people, as opposed to like 2 million. Yeah. 2 million. Dude, they're liking it. Most shows are likely to get 1 million. Do you know how many people what would you be? Your guest? I don't know exactly where these numbers came from, but I, did a little research. How many people overall do you think are out there on the metaverse, which you have now left right. The metaverse? Yeah. 15 million. How are you including blue Sky? Because technically they're part of the Federers.

I think that was all part of it, like 15 million ad you compare that to to, x I was gonna say Twitter, which has like 300 million and like 105 million in the U.S alone, something like that. Oh, it's more than that. I thought. But you look at the difference. They're like, wow, these aren't even in the same ballpark. Just such a yeah. People didn't jump on that. No no no no. It's Yeah, X has more than 500 million active users. It's bigger than the population of the United States on a daily basis.

They're more than 500 million active users now. Are there different? I happened to run 1800 Russian bots, but still, that's a pretty good number. Do they have versions for other languages? Because I don't see other language. Are they? They all exist on the same timeline and just the you know, the eyes are only showing you the the language, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like occasionally if I repost some pro-Israel stuff, I'll start getting recommendations in Hebrew.

Like you might want to listen to this.

Yeah. Did you like today's graphic for unrelenting? When we went live, I didn't see it, but bro seem to like it, so. I mean, I figured I did. You sent me a copy. How dare you? It's on x, I don't don't you follow me on x, I will, I don't I it's great you post so much stuff on there right at least once a day I post and it's way too much easy and follow that the the chat GPT photo realism is getting a little better, right? You're not showing up as a recommendation here. What?

Yeah. Exactly. What? How is that even possible on X? I thought you follow me. Oh, Oliver Stone's in Moscow right now. Oh, a lot of things going on. Chips are falling. Yeah. The UK has bent down and given Trump what he wanted. Natural being. What do they give him? What? Let's let's figure that out while I'm trying to find your tweet. They got the trade deal. The trade deal with the trade. Tell me more. They got the trade deal. Oh, you want like, statistics? Who and what is the UK?

The United States trade deal? I didn't know we were trading with them. What are we trading like soccer players or what. Probably goods. Stay with them. If they have good soccer players. The United States could probably use a posting. Anything for today. Man, I really hope it's not there. And we being shadow banned. I mean, I'm literally looking at your account per post. Do you have a blatant self-promotion with a dead person talking on the mic? Then you have a check bouncing.

That's that's unrelenting. No it doesn't. It just says, oh, I, I just saw that. I'm sorry. It. Does say unreal. And see that totally does not. Pete. No one's going to think unrelenting from that picture. That damn top ski. No, he says right under there. He says, yeah, I can see something. You should have at least made it. So when you click on the image, it goes to the site. Instead of just making your boobs bigger. Since it doesn't do that, it totally does.

That makes the photo larger, I suppose. Oh, is there a photo there too? I'm sorry. Yeah, well, that's the image of the, I thought it was just the boobs. That. That's a pretty not a bad idea. Yeah, she does seem to be missing a finger on her left hand as per regulation. But that aside, it doesn't look bad. It's hard to tell. It could be behind just the way the, It's better than most in. I cropped in zoom, zoom zoom zoom. Yeah. I mean, I guess they could be using, like, you know, differently

abled women for these. Yeah. This right to, train. Sorry. I had a finger accident at birth. It's very good. We have to. We have to be diverse. Right? But her hair is literally a copy 1 to 1 of the old Photoshop logo. Well, that would be interesting to do.

You know what I'm talking about? That. Yes. Yeah, I remember the, the blowing just in the right way. Yeah, yeah. And her hair looks just the right way. Just the right way. You get to unrelenting. But like I said to you before, the the point at which all these AI generated images of women started becoming realistic looking is when they put in a condition to break facial symmetry.

If you look at the two halves of her face, they're from two different people because most people are not symmetric, right? So it actually looks artificial when you see somebody that has a perfectly symmetric face. Yeah. Too perfect because it's not so damn rare, right? Real life. When people see me in real life, you're like, damn, you are perfect, man. Yeah. Okay. We are a value for value show, though, which is exactly why we don't make any money. But that's our biggest problem, right?

Right there, isn't it? I keep telling you, quit this value for value thing. You need to just do tips. Just give us tips. Give us your tips. We'll take them. No value provided. Just give us tips. We only work on tips. We do have a few people to thank on today's show though. Including see Brooklyn 112 coming in with $21.10 via PayPal. Well, that's real money. That is real money. And we appreciate Brooklyn for supporting the show. No, no. There anything in there? I'm just like ice. Nothing to read.

I like it when there's no notes because usually when the notes job, they're like, okay Darren, split this between your 27 different shows. So it's a biker. So that's how it works out the best for me. And then so I'm like, let's see. You sent in $5,000. So 4820 goes to me exactly 100 to a Larry and Jean gets $15.46. That seems to be the math. I mean that yeah, it's definitely your math. That's I'm realizing that. Yeah. The I told me what to do.

And then we had Darian Rundle, who came in with $5.65 here during the show, and he says, get that book written.

I use AI to help write an album, but had to delete and rewrite, rewrite everything. It helped the artists get through writer's block. So yeah, it's probably good for that, right? Yeah. I mean, this is exactly what it is. Because the worst thing, the most time that it normally takes for writers, it's very rare. You have to be, I think, a James Patterson. There's very few writers. I think that no matter what, they can sit down for an hour and pump out the same amount of words, like every day.

Yeah. That's rare. A lot of it is. I think there's only one, actually. Who would that be a thing? That would be Stephen King. He also. Yes. Very prolific. He he writing is a job for him. So he goes to his office in the morning, his office in his house at like 7 a.m.. And then he writes for four hours, and then he's done for the day for writing. He could do other things, like other thing, but he's done writing after four hours every day. And that makes sense.

I mean, I bet you I would be a lot better at it if it wasn't like once every five days is all. I have time today. Well, you, Okay. So I remember being in freshman lit and my teacher was super hot, which is why you were in freshman lit. Did I ace that class? Thank you very much. You were paying very close attention.

I was I just wrote a number of essays about Woody Allen and the how relationships between people of different ages doesn't matter, especially ones that might be in positions of, teaching teacher or, you might have a whip hidden below. Yeah. And there I remember, what was the movie? Alice I remember I, I tried to get her to go to see Alice with me. Do you ask the teacher out? Mary? Oh, yeah. Very forward there, Gene. Come on. When I was in college, I was dating a 27 year old woman who.

You liked older chicks at that point. When did the switch happen? There's an appropriate age for appropriate things. When did the switch happen? When you're young, the appropriate age is 27. Well, yeah, you're right, because growing up not reading Playboy for the articles, the vast majority of the playmates were in that 22 to 27 range. Yeah. That was always like the ultimate age. And that's a stage whether you were younger than that age or older than that age doesn't really change.

No. Because you want them to be able to experience that stage you know. Yeah. It seems like I need help I need guidance and something wrong with guidance. Help me, hot English teacher. Help me. You're my only home. Yeah, I've got my lightsaber. It's fully engaged. Oh, my God, that's so nearly every. Yeah, but you fully understood it when I was in freshman lit. The whole. This story has a point. So it's different than insulting me.

But the point is one of the assignments. In fact, I think the main assignment that she gave us is that for the duration of the class, which was like two and a half months, it was a quarterly system. We had to write it a minimum of two paragraphs a day, every single day in a notebook. We got to get in the mood and turn it in, and it doesn't matter what the topic was, it could be a continuation of what you wrote about from the previous day.

You could turn it into a longer story, you could do a short little story. And there was also it's not like a limit of a maximum of two paragraphs either. It was like a minimum of three paragraphs. So essentially it forced you to write every single day for two and a half months. And it was painful on the first week. It was annoying during the second week, and it was pretty much didn't have to think about it. And the third week, by the fourth week, I was writing three paragraphs.

By the time this assignment ended, I was writing like three pages a day. So the muscle memory thing is true? I think it absolutely is. Yeah. Just the more you do something, the better you get, the more you don't think about it. And I can tell that the exact same thing too, from when I started doing podcasts. Yeah, especially I remember oh, you were horrible.

I know, and I remember when the technology was there, even going back to Blogtalk radio a decade ago to go live where it was like, oh my God, if I go live, what if I fucked up? Oh my God, what am I going to say? I don't know, what if I freeze up and now it's like there's there's no even thought before going live and doing anything. It's just like, let's just when you do nothing at all, the only thought is, Jean, time to go live, right? Jean, are you awake?

No. But you know, I'm awake because I texted you half an hour ago, right? Well, you also deleted a message, which means if I was on that screen, I would have probably seen something really bad or really good. When somebody pulls back and deletes a message, I'm like, oh, who? Okay, who was that meant for? It usually has to do with time zone or location, so don't worry about it. Like, who was that for? What was the secret? Why did it have to be deleted? But I did that last week.

This is why we use signal to keep all the reporters out last week. We actually do have a signal group called No Reporters Allowed. Yeah, I jumped out of there when there was somebody in there I didn't know. I'm like, I don't want to be in the. I jumped out for a while. Oh my God, I got a reason why. It's that Jesus who I really want to be in there. I mean, who was like Jimmy or something. I'm like, I don't know, Jimmy, baby. Jesus Christ, Rick, what's the problem? Right. Who's Jimmy?

I don't know, Jimmy. Why Jimmy in here? Jimmy for me fucking Jimmy. Who's Jimmy? Don't know him. I don't know, man. Jimmy Fallon's been a blast. I don't know why you left. What's going on? I don't know, Jimmy. Who's Jimmy? I don't know, but I did that last week. I sent him the. And I think they burned out once. You use it because it was the dedicated clean feed link,

which I don't think they have anymore this week. Yeah, but I actually the reregister, I accidentally sent it to my wife, who must have clicked on it because your name showed up in clean feed. And then I got a signal from her like, what's this? I'm like, wrong window, wrong window. From window. Go, man. You don't want to make that mistake. It's okay if it's a clean like. But yeah, well, I don't know, man. If somebody doesn't know, a clean thing is like, clean feed.

Well, this let me click on this. What's dirty? Yeah. Look, dirty feeds are way better service. Right. It's what you connect and somebody talks dirty to you. Name of their pay service man city feed the clean feeds the free one. The dirty feed. And that's so much. Thank you for joining Clean Feed. If you're interested in dirty feed, please enter your credit card number here. Girls are standing by. Bom bom bom bom bom. Marco Jr came in with $3.33. Real money.

Well, all right. And, Scott Gorman, $2.50. And nobody boosted nobody since last week. Good, good. Not a single booster. That means no ad reads. You're like, don't want the boost. And you people are dollar amounts. Dude, if somebody wants to boost 10,000 more, I'm okay with that. With you. I mean, it's now I think the satoshis it's over a hundred thousand. Yeah. Bitcoin's over a hundred thousand now. So it's easy math.

So it's like 5000, 1000 satoshis a penny now, which really they would have been much better off if they would have just kind of made the smallest amount of Satoshi a penny. I know that goes against so many different things, but the smallest amount of Satoshi should have been at a penny. I think the idea that you're missing here is they were fleets by and by. I don't know who they're that we're talking about is, but they were fully expecting Bitcoin to be worth $1 million.

True it might get there man. It's got it's over $1 million once it is a penny okay. We're we need that to happen that for so many reasons. Yeah. If Bitcoin just a no it's it's still a 10th of a penny isn't it. Is is there's 10 million satoshis per bitcoin I think there's a 10,000,001. No it has I think it's 10 million or 100. I thought it was 10 million. Yeah. Yeah I mean this math stuff is so hard I know is that my Nvidia stock is still down.

But yeah. Because all of a sudden there's competition. There's no real competition. 1000 satoshis right now a dollar three. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah.

10,000 1027. It's still a 10th of a penny. Yeah, a million would be $1,000. 10 million would be 10,000. So yeah. See, what you really need is a 100,000 Bitcoin. Yeah, a hundred million, Satoshis gets you $102,000. Yeah. Sadly I don't have that kind of a channel open. So, What what the hell, man? We're, we're you mean we're missing all these huge donations just because you're too poor? We are the poor.

I mean, if you come in with a million, that should work, though, I mean, so just stick it at a million at a time. $1,000 would be great. That would be very much acceptable for everybody. Moore Mandy Moore is a pop singer slash actress. Not heard of her? You never heard of Mandy Moore? She was really cute back in the day. She was in she in, multiple shows. I don't she was never, like, like a star in one of those. I always like guest appearances, I think. She was mainly a musical artist. She was.

I was a Chuck. No, not Chuck, it was how I Met Your Mother covers for no agenda. Yeah of course

you win any occasionally. Why is there are there is somebody against me. Is this I'm just curious. That's all. I win. I think for the last six months, I think I may be tied for first. So, Oh. There's that. She was in a bunch of Disney stuff. This is, she's, she's still on a ton of different stuff back in the day. How would you know? Mandy Moore besides her videos and you wouldn't see, I think she was a Disney girl. Okay, that's better than when she was in The Princess Diaries. Oh, yeah.

Naturally, that's where I know her. A Walk to Remember. Nope. But she was. It was. It had to be how I met your Mother. That was an Hathaway in her in Princess Diaries, I don't know. Oh. She was also in for episodes of entourage. So you saw her in entourage? She played herself. Everybody's. I was in fucking for episodes of, like, really? Everybody in their cousins has been for episodes. Which episodes? I want to go watch those again. That would be awesome. Genes of the band. You should. You have.

Yeah, yeah. Look for a fat guy. Number two. Okay. So you're like next to turtle doing, Coco. I make it turn out good, right? I'm making turtle look good. That's exactly it. Turtles. Like. Thank you very much, sir. Yeah. Now. Yeah. It was. Look at the dispensary episode. I was in that one. Oh, and then, Yeah, I mean, it's basically I, you know, non-speaking obviously.

Well, yeah, of course I never I really was hoping, that I would get to work with the great Sasha. Great. But I never did is, you know, we both were in that show. Technically. Yeah. And you were a little less talented, I guess. She does have talent, though. Maybe more. Also was in a 106 episodes of this is, So I guess she was in one. I never saw that. I didn't see it either. Ran from 2016 to 2022, but yeah, Sasha Gray. No, there's a lot of people who watched entourage.

You probably had no idea she was actually a porn star. Oh, come on, please. Everybody knew exactly what to do is. I mean, you knew because you were like Sasha Gray, who? I remember the first time I saw Sasha Gray, and I was like, this girl, she's going places like Twitch. She is going to be someday doing cooking shows that I'm going to watch live. Is that what she's doing now? Yeah. Naked or just, regular cooking shows? She's moved up. Yeah. I sent you links to her cooking shows.

Dude, they're actually pretty good. And they're going to set up the exact same way as mine is. I copied her. Okay, so I will redo the kitchen here. What I'd like you to do. You're watching the space kitchen. So we just get that it's as close as I'm going to get to Sasha Gray in my kitchen. But if you make it look the same and attracted to intelligent women, women with a high IQ, just.

There's something there that's very special. They usually run this from you as fast as they can. It's a little harder. And Sasha Gray is absolutely a high intellect. Woman. Yes. She understood how to play the cards she needed to play. Yeah, she got into point for the money. There is money. Unless you're a guy, then there's no money. It's like only sad. There's a lot of money. Unless you're a guy. And then there's no money to a guy. Yeah, yeah.

Nobody is like, no guy is on OnlyFans on a live stream. Like, said 5000. I'll show my dick. Crickets. Yeah. Pretty much. But if you're a hot chick and you're like, I'll show my tits for the money, come rolling them. Yeah. The thing that's also funny is, you know, of the chicks that are doing financially well on OnlyFans. I like the chicks that are doing well in OnlyFans. 95% of them are married. Well, yeah. You're like, this is good money. Yeah.

And their husband. Or if you want to call them pimp, I guess the producers generally deal with the, the business aspects of the business. Like all you gotta do is look good. Maybe just go out there and give them what they want. Yeah, but not with I. How do you even assume that you're ever chatting with even the live? You don't see only top chicks. Only fans are actually.

I know I mean, the reality is, even if you're not an AI, you can pay some woman or guy because you have the ability to just sit there and answer the questions and have it created like it's you. Yeah, yeah. I mean, those are the craziest day I videos and it's getting more the technology is getting much more refined. And but once you see a guy, once you see like a fat Asian dude.

Sitting behind the camera talking to you and then presses a button and he looks like a hot blond chick, you're like oh that bad. Don't believe everything they will Robinson yeah I, I think that we're well

beyond that at this point because in video games and a lot of games and you've even seen this have extremely high fidelity quality characters, but in a lot of these games, guys pick female characters, not because the guys are gay, but because if you have to look at something for many, many hundreds of hours, especially with your ass, you know, kicks ass, the point of view is normally you get to see the back of your character running or walking genes like you are riding a motorcycle.

That's your favorite, I get it. And yeah, that's that's my go to for, cyberpunk. I gotta have a chick riding the motorcycle shorts and riding a motorcycle. If you want to help support the show, I like that show. In games like that, it makes subtle sense to have female characters.

The problem is, when you have multi player games and all the guys are picking female characters because you know, you'd rather look at something cute like and then something like the guy, and then you have a bunch of female characters running around, all of whom are piloted by guys. The problem is that this guy works with two female looking characters.

Yeah. And that brings you in in two in an uncomfortable area, because all of a sudden you got like, straight guys full up flirting with each other as chicks. Hey, Gene, what's that in your mouth? That would be my tongue. I don't know what's in your mouth. The divorce thing. 91 people on the stream for this show. That's a high number, I think. Cotton, you know, these real numbers. So they're all anticipating this show being over in about five minutes.

You know, we've been we've been at this since about,

the 30 minute point of our show. So it's been so since we got done with the medical talk. Yeah. Because really. Right, right. When we started that was down. Although that was still in the 70s. So I mean, I have a feeling it's a lot of, a lot of bots on the mighty no agenda stream again, they want to listen to what's going on so they can capture everything and use it against us. They want to pretend to be females and tried to take our money away from us. I know right?

We don't pretend to be anybody. We just say, go to unrelenting dot show, slash, donate. Do it now, donate to the show, keep it around. And certainly Mo Fro from last week said he's going to start doing individual shows. So. So you don't complain about the little amount of money that you get for your shows. That's good for your particular, CSB that, oh, well, no, not today. But I know that I was, I, I redid one of his current captains on there and I made it funnier.

Did I not make Csvs cartoon funnier? Let me give you the wink. Okay. And then he was like, oh, that's too, like, too good for me. Like it's too much. He likes simpler cartoons. I'm like, oh, well, I added color, which I well, I didn't that color, the I added color. Let's be honest about it. Now. Why is Apple news stories buzzing on my wrist?

Fuck you. I have the same fucking thing happening. I got rid of it. This is new. I mean, this has never happened before. Until right now, this software update. Oh, these fucking assholes reset a bunch of permissions. Man, tonight I got I got to go turn shit off again. Yeah, you got to turn off the eye to your watch. They reset a bunch of permissions, like reverse watch. You do whatever it is. You're watching me now, and I will watch you later. Ooh, I don't want notifications.

Which is why this is how when I had signal on my iPhone for, like, 15 seconds. And then you message me and the watch buzzes and I'm like, fuck this. I don't see anything that's on the watch. I don't want to be bothered. The only way I hear things, we'll see. But that's no good. Okay, here's the, here's the link to this. I haven't seen this cartoon ksbw the cartoon that has a crazy tall, like, eight foot tall woman and it her voice bubble says.

But you had six foot two in your profile and X and then the little short guy with a beard say, well, I see my snake. Notice you know, it's not me, but it's a funny cartoon. I mean, Csvs cartoons are fine. He gets into problems with the text. That's really funny. And, I always has trouble with text. What do you expect? True. But this is what we've got here and I think, I put it down here, there's a troll where there's some folks he trolls Omega.

I just don't like her. Yeah. What does your sex life have to do with that? And I lie, okay, Mr. Light, but you get the idea. I guess it's kind of funnier than when it's misspelled. Funnier because it makes it look like it's I. It makes it look like it's, more ksbw. Okay. But, I mean, that was for me. I thought that was funnier. And then XY says after that, let's see, SBA, I prefer I. Oh CSB, I so as I pre post is a csb, I promote the stuff I put the CSB I that's me that's my name on the

in the art world CSB. I like poking the bear. What is your sex life have to do with it? I mean it's hilarious. It's not that funny but. Well I mean okay what's your stance different. You shouldn't have a different font. And your comic strip the like I did that in Photoshop because it was not, it was not giving me what I would not do the bubbles correctly. I have to figure out why, but the oh, somebody needs a lesson in Photoshop on how to select white areas surrounded by black border.

Now Cosby's cartoons. He'll make a project like that one. But Cosby's cartoon had one guy saying, I have never even open ChatGPT and the other guy responding, you low IQ imbecile, you brag about being obsolete. We that's the kind of humor that we are,

that we're dealing with. And somebody responded with a remake of that which said, I don't trust I, I rely on my own brain. And the other guy says, respect. How's life with windows 95 up there? What does that mean? It's your Luddite, right? At least mine's funny, though. I mean, the neither one is. Well, neither one of the first two are, but mine's hilarious. It's better than the first two. Okay, maybe I'll fall back a little on. Hilarious. That's all I got to say.

We will pull back on hilarious. But, see, all we have to do is come up with something like that post one every day. People will be like, oh, I need to follow you. There'll be 5 billion people following me. And then I'll be like, hey, Eli, how do I make a bottle here? Let's try rock. Make me a daily cartoon that I can post as my own. That's even better. But I did use grok for that image, I believe.

I think that was grok, that the ChatGPT, I believe, has tried most of them, and they were both having some issues. It's just the way it works sometimes. Sometimes the AI doesn't give me what I want. Sometimes it doesn't give me what I need. Yeah, the part I have is grok doesn't really have a cartoon style, but it like. No, that's why I had to feed at the CSB cartoon and be like, replicate this. Yeah. And it'll do that to a certain extent.

But I'm like, give it more of a Scott, Adams look, because I want a little more. A little nicer than csvs a little nicer. I told CSB to stop donating to the show, though, because you don't want to read his messages because they're not enough money. Okay? And he's like, okay. Yeah, no problem with that. I've been telling him that for years. We advise you not to actually read my books, and I'm I know right now I'm using the he he did a thing. He sent me a message.

He, said, my next, just a good old boy's. If he sends in a donation, will I read it? You said. No. I said, well, that depends. Is it funny? Is it over $25? I mean, no, if it's funny, I'll read it. I regardless of what he says. But. Oh, this is good. Now, this is funny what I just gave you. Yeah. This. That's hilarious. Now what? Net net just gave me with 2000, and that's as funny as well. He says Poncho and Left Eye is my favorite podcast. I mean, that's actually clever, right? Yeah.

I've never heard that before because my left eye is the only thing that works. So. I mean, there's sure where the left eye, that's, I mean, maybe we should do it. New album, maybe that will get us. I'm sure enough, the album art would be hilarious. We could totally do that. So there's, like, a Mexican guy with the really long. Well, you're a Russian guy dressed in a Mexican outfit, and then an orange poncho. Right? An orange poncho with a some bro. Yeah, and rock is hilarious.

But then the the left eye, though I'm not sure how that would work out. Well, you're doing like bears and foxes. What's this all about? It's not me. It's all grok. I just told it to make a funny cartoon, but the text is not in English or possibly even text. It's your fault for not speaking other languages. Is that enough? You know, what is that supposed to say? I mean, I see something like ice cream.

I mean, it's a really cute little furry creature that I came up with, but, it was an ice cream eating ice cream. Well, Joe Biden liked ice cream. He's like, I really like drinking like it. It's it's it's so scuffed. It's unbelievable. And, cotton gin with 22, 22

sats now, just as Frank Poncherello plus plus. Okay. How many years has it been since you've seen an episode of chips? Six months. Really? You watched chips recently? Like the old chip that, that was a great theme too. Okay. I've got to watch some chips again. Who even sponsored some chips. What. Some chips. Oh, I got to tell you what I had. We haven't done a food segment. I gotta tell you what.

Our closing in of the final eight minutes of the show, we get around to food, the bingo night, the, yesterday, I had a hankerin for some crawdad. Woo! So I ordered me some crawdad. Oh, you didn't catch them? I think they came from this place called Catfish Parlor. So I ordered me some parlor catfish, too. Had you ever ordered anything from Catfish Parlor before? This is a funny story about catfish parlor. I've driven by this place on my way home.

It's on the exit ramp of the highway to my local streets. Wait. This is like, after you're done with the exit ramp? Or do they just, like, put a shack up on the exit ramp so you can't get to it from the highway? It is when you take the exit ramp. As you're taking the ramp, you can see it just to the right of you. So I've I've seen this place for like 20 years that I've been in Austin, but I've never eaten there ever. And I was very sad when I, it looked like they shut down for Covid.

Apparently they survived Covid like I never had Catfish Hut. And then I thought, goddamn it, I've never eaten there, okay, I'm going to get some food. So I drove home, got my Uber and ordered some food from them. And, it was really good. Got to the order of, Roadhouse, and it was like 20 crawdads for 15 bucks. Oh, you do them sucking heads. You suck at the head big time. Yeah, it's good stuff. It just tastes like garlic, so it doesn't really matter.

Well, everything does once you put it in that much garlic. Exactly. That's what it comes down to. It's all fucking boiled. You could eat like manure and it tastes like garlic. So, had that and then had the, the catfish this morning from that. Wow. It stayed. I mean, that was okay. Reheat overs was it fry bread and fried. You know, I didn't realize that all the, the, breads would make me full. So I had ordered catfish as well. How many pounds of crawdads did you get me? That'd be a lot.

I mean, 20 crowds, probably like, you know, a half pounds, but like a decent size. What was it in, like a, like a bucket, like a KFC kind of thing? It was in the, an aluminum party tray. Also fairly a big party food tray. Yeah. Big. Yeah. Yeah, probably like, you know, 14in by 12in. Anything like. Oh, you have a party for 14, 15 people. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then there's some begins in there. There's some crawfish that were like three, 3.5in. Oh. So there's another great ice that.

Well there's some begins in there. We can request that for everybody in the but like to get the first size. So it's better. Yeah I think so. So bottom line is it was good stuff. I haven't had a day join kind of food for a while. And the catfish was excellent. There was no smell of catfish at all breaded. Great job being fried. Is that why they make that one the for you, or is it about a friend? Yeah. They got a fried catfish. Spicy, spicy. Well, that's always good too.

I mean, if you haven't Creole food, I think it has to be spicy. And it came with some hushpuppies. And so good. You doctor, would be like, this is going to kill you. I know, I know, it's only going to kill me. And some mashed potatoes with lot of butter that have some jambalaya to just top it all off. I would love jambalaya. No, that's different thing, different style food. But yeah, it also came with some, fried okra. Ooh, that's the healthiest thing you had right there until you fried it.

Fried okra. I don't know how healthy it is. It's basically a sludge. I had an ex-girlfriend that used to make shampoo out of okra. Now there's a random thought. Well, it's actually it has a lot of the right ingredients for a shampoo, and it has a, molecules in it that are similar to soap, which makes people really want to eat. Oh, is that the thing that people say? Like, half the people would either think it tastes like. So for sure that's okay.

But maybe this should because it sounds like, but okra is a vegetable that is has the consistency of snot when cooked.

I would like to say that sounds delightful. It does not, no. Does not at all. Yeah. Okra is definitely a, it it's not something you would eat by choice, you know, for me, something I would normally not eat by choice. That I've realized lately that I might actually like olives. I always like those my wife has as well. I was always like, no, no. Green and black leaves were green, were stuffed with garlic. Yeah, that's always good. The fattest stuffed ones are excellent if you ever get those.

Yeah, I love setup. I got a Greek salad with green olives and failla and that's just, like, the best stuff in the world. Yeah, the fade is pretty good too. But the fed is really the theater you go to. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. Yeah, maybe, maybe you didn't understand because I'm using my SM seven B. Maybe that sounds a little different. Is that what you're using? Oh, you flipped the mic on me. Yeah, I used to. This, the other day for the pre-show, I was sitting on the floor.

You sound different. Let's it. What's it sound? Better. Let's be more godly. Sounds a little more in the back. More. More YouTube is everybody on YouTube uses one of those rites of Rogan mike, you got to be YouTube. So what? I really need to do that. If I could just start pulling up the, So if I keep going big bottom, is that better? How you doing, everybody? We got big bottle. That sounds better. Yeah. Big bottom, big bottom, big bottom, big bottom.

That's what we got going here. I'm glad. Mike is it. You just need to do a lot of messing with the audio to sound good. That's what people are saying. They buy a mic because they see it on Joe Rogan Show right now. What they don't see is the channel strip. They don't hear. That comes with the Joe Rogan Show, right? They don't know there's processing involved here. They're like, why don't I sound as good? Yeah, they sound singing. They're like singing and quiet at the same time. What do you mean?

Why do I sound like this? Exactly. The microphone should sound really good. That's what they told me. This is a Joe Rogan mike. I only paid $480 for it to be really good, right? Yeah. It should be the best thing ever. Michael Jackson used it on Beat It Baby. Come on. I love thriller album. It turns out processing is a big thing. Turns out processing is literally the thing is everything. Which is why it doesn't matter if I'm using the seven B or the I'll be our 40 or the R3 20 or the Rs 20.

Have them all. They all pretty much sound alike once the processing is done. Yeah. Do you have anything? So I'm coming up this week or this weekend, Mother's day. And I know your mom's gone, so yeah, she did this. Just keep playing video games for mom. What do you do? A nice little love. Video games for mom. I need to clean the house. That's my mom task. Probably to remember mom is to fucking clean my house. Yeah, this is this. This is getting a little messy. Exactly.

You're like, who's looking okay. That's it I get it. It's like I don't know I can barely see anything. So it Yeah I mean lately if you, if you go look at Asmongold Gold's house that my house doesn't look a whole lot better. Who's house. Definitely do some work as one go. Who's that as me? Gold is the most watched YouTuber on YouTube, so it's why I've never heard of that for me. I mean, I mean, dude, he he lives right here. I'm just getting caught up with Linus. That's about.

I've just discovered Linus. Oh, you just discovered Linus. 20 years after he started. I mean, I heard of him, but I just started watching him, like, six months ago. Yeah. Well, you should watch his old shows. They were a lot funnier. Let's wait on his harassment lawsuits. And before he, hired a professional CEO. Like, he was really funny back five, six, seven years ago. Hey, people say the first 50 episodes of unrelenting were the best two. That's true. Yeah. Let me show you.