Madge and Dave unveil the world premiere of their new swanky theme song, disect American Idol, introduce the new segment 10 Seconds About Sundance and unleash The Greatest Unimportant Story Ever. Also, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, I Don't Get Ethan Hawke and a listener unload about coffee table books. Oh, and Dave won't ever be an astronaut. (Week of January 17, 2011)...
Madge and Dave sit down the most annoying form of currency on the face of the Earth. (Week of January 17, 2011)...
Madge and Dave complain about the new astrological signs, marvel at Kelsey Grammer's crossdressing and Ted Williams bad luck and generally don't get Taylor Lautner. Also, Madge and Dave's Official Golden Globes Pre-Cap, the dangers of self-diagnosis with WebMD and mountain climber key chains. Plus, a cryptic listener unload from Ashley. Oh, and Madge sings the Facts of Life. (Week of January 10, 2011)...
Madge and Dave have a heart to heart talk with Annoyingly Persistent You Gotta Taste My Food Person. (Week of January 10, 2011)...
Madge and Dave discuss American Idol, dead birds and Kirk Cameron, Britney Spears' personal hygiene, Starbucks' new logo and the homeless guy with the radio announcer's voice. Also, new feature 'Wasn't There A Solar Eclipse The Other Day?" Plus, personal unloads on Vegas, nose pores, pockets and a listener unload from Lisa. Oh, and Madge coins a whole new set of catchy phrases. (Week of January 3, 2011)...
Madge and Dave sit down Bob DeNiro and tell him to shut the back door (which is a phrase that will change all of your lives). (Week of January 3, 2011)...
Madge and Dave celebrate the new year with an extended edition. This week, they agree to never ever discuss Randy Quaid, the Chilean Miners, Kate Gosselin, Jet Blue's Steven Slater, Double Rainbow and The Event. Also, new year resolutions include the avoidance of Starbuck's Salted Caramel drinks, saying 'dude', binge eating and using paper towels to open up the inside of a public bathroom door. Finally, a listener unload from Suzanne, who gives Madge and Dave a piece of her meteorologist mind. (...
Madge and Dave celebrate life (sort of) in this heart-warming Holiday Special. Don't miss Madge and Dave's Top 10 Worst Holiday Gifts, I Don't Get neighborhoods that light up their houses, and a deep analysis of bad lyrics in Christmas songs. Also, the darker side of egg nog, cookies, ham and a Listener Unload from Fabe about the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Oh, and Dave figures out a sure fire way to get Madge to stop singing. (Week of December 20, 2010)...
Madge and Dave get into the Christmas Eve spirit by suggesting the total and complete eradication of Santa Claus. (December 24, 2010)...
Madge and Dave question the experience necessary to be a weatherperson or meteorologist. (December 23, 2010)...
Madge and Dave double-fist the interventions this week by sitting down a woman who eats toilet paper as well as the Queen of England. (Week of December 20, 2010)...
Madge and Dave unload about a world of stink. (December 21, 2010)...
Madge and Dave debate the ludicrously unrealistic rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors. (December 20, 2010)...
Dave takes some time out from the day to ask Madge a slew of questions that will make you question his sanity and yet warm the cockles of your heart. (December 19, 2010)...
Madge and Dave's first daily episode leading up to Christmas focuses on those Nutcrackers we call Male Ballet Dancers. (December 18, 2010)...
Madge and Dave discuss Scarlett, Ryan, Zach and Vanessa as well as the fact that we thought Larry King was already dead. Also, brand new feature "Oscar Un-Watch 2010" and "I Don't Get Winona Ryder." Also, why you should stop giving food for holiday gifts, why you should stop asking people what they're doing for Christmas and how Starbucks is the great equalizer. Also, a listener unload from Darrell who can't stand the pesca-vegans. Oh, and Madge senses a bridge over troubled water. (Week of Dece...
Madge and Dave tell Cher to fix her nipples. (Week of December 13, 2010)...
Madge and Dave discuss Miley and the bong, the Royals of England, a slew of movies not to see and the return of the highly entertaining but questionably informative 'This Week in Politics.' Also, Madge and Dave don't get Kate Gosselin, an indepth discussion of back tats, Dawson's Creek where are they now and a listener unload from Bitterest Pill's Dan Klass. Oh, and Madge chooses Dave over a million listeners. (Week of December 6, 2010)...
Madge and Dave get to a slew of pre-holiday mini-Interventions. For you. The listeners. (Week of December 6, 2010)...
Madge and Dave take on Taylor Swift, document the Today Show jumping the shark, discuss the new celebrity lip sync phenom that includes Judd Nelson and Robert Englund and introduce the new segment 'This Week in Politics.' Also, why 10 Items or Less lines in supermarkets should be adhered to, why pipecleaners are useless and a listener unload from Jackie about why toothpicks are too gross to handle. Oh, and Dave is afraid of triathalons. (Week of November 29, 2010)...
Madge and Dave sit the idiots who chose James Franco and Anne Hathaway as the next hosts of The Oscars down and give them a firm talking to. (Week of November 29, 2010)...
The Thanksgiving Episode! Madge and Dave take the time to share what they're thankful for in a very Unload-ish kind of way. Just some of the things include: tryptophan, quickly-closing elevator doors, teeth whitening trays, sampler platters, Real Housewives, the lack of rotary dial telephones, DirecTV and more. Oh, and Madge sings again. (Week of November 22, 2010)...
Madge and Dave sit down solicitors to give them a slap in the face. Oh, and Dave wastes their time on the phone in a hilarious clip we like to call Dave versus American Express. (Week of November 22, 2010)...
Madge and Dave discuss The Royal Engagement, being over Glee, Movember, the location of the prostate and yet another edition of I Don't Get...Jodie Foster. Also, Dave complains about fruit squeezers, Madge complains about rotting pumpkins and they both marvel at this week's listener unload about people who like to hold their breath. Oh, and Madge gets her Starbucks on. (Week of November 15, 2010)...
Madge and Dave sit down the director of The Last Airbender and talk some sense into his self-obsessed little head. (Week of November 15, 2010)...
Madge and Dave discuss New Kids on the Block, the whereabouts of Jennifer Aniston, Kanye West, Matt Lauer, Eddie Munster and The Walking Dead. Also, UFOs, weak handshakes, Thanksgiving and us not getting Dermot Mulroney. And the Game Night Guys call in with an unload about racist Band-Aids. Oh, and Madge has still got some symptoms. (Week of November 8, 2010)...
Madge and Dave throw caution to the wind and talk some smack about pharmacists who think they're all that. (Week of November 8, 2010)...
Madge is sick. So Dave does his best to take Unload fans on a trip-tastic look back at the first 30 episodes of the show. Some gems include Madge and Dave discussing their own personal bed-wetting, eating out of the garbage, the over usage of OMG in society and those annoying corner-tossing sign flippers. Oh, and Dave sounds like he's getting sick, too. (Week of November 1, 2010)...
Madge and Dave hold an intervention for "crazy dishwasher rules guy" or as we affectionately refer to this person, Dave's Mom. Oh, and one last word about the Quaids. (Week of November 1, 2010)...
Madge and Dave discuss "too much" Halloween, why Sex and the City 2 and Mariah Carey scare us, Justin Timberlake's affairs and introduce the new segment "I Don't Get Taylor Swift." Also, Atkins bars, anal leakage, the Guinness Book of World Records, and a listener unload about IKEA from Girls Out Loud's Maya and Cristina. Oh, and Dave is seeing imaginary raccoons running through the kitchen. (Week of October 25, 2010)...
