Arcane Vapester
What's the next level on the vaping hierarchy? Murder by Juul. That's right. Let's get stabby with those little vaping miracles.

What's the next level on the vaping hierarchy? Murder by Juul. That's right. Let's get stabby with those little vaping miracles.
You know how in video games women don’t wear a whole lot of armor and yet they still magically don’t get hit? What if some beautiful silver booty shorts had that power? Would you wear the magical booty shorts by themselves?
Happy Halloween! This week, we figured that we couldn't just throw some more boring adventurers at you lovely humans, so we decided to throw some some hell creatures at you instead! That's right, we just decided to send each other to hell for an entire episode. So buckle up, ghosts and ghouls, this one is going to be a slimy one!
We could not get Mr. Spaghetti Factory in for an interview today, so you will just have to believe this account of his awful, horrendous pasta crimes. It’s not good, folks. Brace yourself for the truth.
Here we are, at the beginning of our Halloween creep! Join us for spooks, scares, and stabby bois!
We are back in Stoplight, Kansas this week, and our adventurers explore the Ren Faire! Will they find the answers they seek here? Or better yet, will they figure out what the monster is? Listen to find out! Another huge thank you to our guests! Lillith - Cameron Craig (@camcraigart on Insta) Sigurd - Nathan Robe (@robewonkenobi91 on twitter) Danny - Alex Low (@Shaggy_Low on twitter) Cats - Holly Cooper (@hollywobbles on Insta)
Welcome to the town of Stoplight, Kansas, where there isn't actually a stoplight, but there are plenty of monsters, and it's up to a motley crew of hunters to stop them! Can they do it? Maybe. Let's find out! Lillith - Cameron Craig (@camcraigart on Instagram) Danny - Alex Low (@shaggy_low on Twitter) Sunny & Cats - Holly Cooper (@HollyWobbles on Instagram) Sigurd - Nathan Robe (@robewonkenobi91 on Twitter) Literally Guy Fieri - Becca Morgan (She's right here... Always.)...
How do you feel about ketchup? Just like in a little paper ramekin. Or how about in a squeeze bottle? Or just like a restaurant bladder of ketchup all over your body? Bloody Mary's... but with ketchup? Let us know your ketchup thoughts. We're listening.
Question: If a dragon goes unconscious, do they go back to their dragon form? Or can they stay in their human form? Macy thinks too hard about logic. Becca just wants to play pretend. It's great fun.
Yes, okay, we know, it's football season, but hear us out. Actual fantasy basketball. Like with gnomes and dragons and stuff. It's very complicated because of magic and stuff but we think that you'll love watching and playing next time you take a trip over to the fantasy side. And then you can get back to your regularly scheduled fall sports. We swear,
What could possibly be more appealing the a big sack of man muscle? Nothing. Everyone wants those toned arms and abs, and what better way to get the most muscle mass possible than getting rid of those pesky bones! He’s reaping the benefits. Don’t even worry about it.
Welcome back to the spooky, scary world of Monster of the Week! After a week off, we jump back in to the good good realm where amazing adventurers like a pro vaper exist. He’s more useful than you might think.
According to Macy, Alexander the Great lived at the time of The Round Table... so we ran with it. Introducing King Arthur the Great! And a good good Weekend at Bernie’s scam. Inspired by a complete lack of knowledge.
We found it. The place where comedy is born. Where comedy is created and thrives. Turns out it's between the fridge and bathroom door in a hotel room in New Orleans! And dear listeners, we will bring you comedy from the place where comedy originated. And since we are in New Orleans, why don't we go on over and talk to this cool Jazz Gator! He looks friendly enough.
Now it's Macy's turn to do a podcast without the other host! But she brought reinforcements. Buckle in for a ride to the extradimensional plane where all of a warlock's pact weapons live when they aren't needed. It's even weirder than you think!
How about instead of creating some characters this week, we talk about some world creation? Or rather, Becca's world that she created! So sit back, relax, and let our favorite historian Becca teach you about the world of Ornara! Fantasy world generator: http://www.d20srd.org/fantasy/world/
Happy 21st birthday to us! We definitely sent you an invite to this frat rager, so get some beer, and let’s get shwasty at this hella rad birthday party! I think oooone ofus might disappear with a certain special scaly guest...
Let's make a cocktail. I'll call it... The Perfect Shit Storm. You take one part Macy, one part Becca, and 5 to 8 parts alcohol. Mix that all together, and you get two drunk hosts lying on a papasan chair! This episode features many tangents, a surprise cat, and people being angry at love. Come snuggle up on the papasan and we will get through this cocktail together.
Welcome to the sickest 4th of July BBQ that you will EVER have the pleasure of attending, my dudes! But you're not the only people on the invite list, so come hang out with a very charismatic werewolf, someone who talks like they're always ordering from Taco Bell, and Chloroform: the person! So crack open a beer, grab an all American dog, and sit down with some of the most Unlikely Adventurers!
Who is ready to get #420Blazed in the Fey Wild? Uh, we are, my dudes. There's plenty of weed dryads to share out here.
This just in, every Disney Princess finally receives their classes, and it shocks literally no one.
Who wants to get extra magical this week? We did! Jump on in to the Fey Wild and that good Wizard class, with a pixie, a centaur, and Sir Charms himself!
Macy and Becca love the other planes of existence. The celestial, the material, the astral, and the lasagna? Huh, I hadn't seen that one in the book before.
Congratulations! It is with the utmost pleasure that we award these degrees for those students who were so dedicated in their studies of... Cheese. This is your time. Go spread your knowledge across snack plates across the country. We couldn't be prouder.
What's better than one adventurer? Two! Two adventurers for the price of one! Are they working together? Or against each other? What kind of crazy shenanigans can Waluigi and Wario get in to during their very fun time on this podcast? Who knows?! We do, and you will once you listen. So come on in, the atmosphere is fine.
Our heroes find themselves in the depths of a Round Table Pizza! Will they solve the mystery of the poisoned pizza? Will they cover their enemies in butter? Or will they be taken down by the evil of Talona, Goddess of Poison and her riddles? Find out in the second installment of The Talona Take Out! Thank you again to Katelynn, Mackenna, and Cassie of Unnatural 20's for joining us on this weird weird adventure! Follow Unnatural 20's on social media! Twitter: @unnatural20s Instagram: @unnatural20...
Drama, intrigue, murder... Butter? Join Paula Dean, Duke Healer, Jerry from Accounting, and Garrett the Werebear as they try to solve the mysteries of murder by pie! The lovely and talented Becca leads a group of these unlikely Adventurers through one tasty tasty one shot! You can find Katelynn, Mackenna, and Cassie on their podcast, Unnatural 20's. Run, don't walk, to subscribe to them! Go! Fast! We are still doing the dice giveaway. If you leave us a review wherever you listen to this with you...
Last week, Becca found her own person hell. This week, it's Macy's turn! Join us as we follow Macy's downward spiral into madness as as orchestrated by the lovely Becca.
Tell me, how much do you love Daphne Blake? What about a centaur that just wants to be a horse? Or a barbarian that just has the very very best way to rage? If you don't have an answer, maybe we can sway you one way or the other. Don't forget that we are doing a giveaway! Leave us a review down below, let us know who you are, and we will send you some dice. Much love in advance!
What if your Starbucks barista had more tangible powers and still spelled things wrong? What if they cared a bunch and they just couldn't climb that corporate ladder? Alternatively, what if they just didn't care at all and all of the coffee was super wrong and also magical? All of these questions and more are answered in this episode! And there's more questions brought up! The cycle never ends! This is fun!