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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

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Unhinged is an off the rails, no seatbelts ride with comedian Chris Klemens. Chris gives his irreverent takes on timely topics both serious and trivial, with unexpected company stopping by to spill the deets. Think of Unhinged with Chris Klemens as the love child that Watch What Happens L!ve and Fashion Police never knew they needed.


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Episodes

The Truth About the Bachelorette (with Gabby Windey)

Get tickets to Two Hot Takes and Chris Klemens: The Problematic Tour New York City: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/00006028EB973066 Chicago: https://www.axs.com/events/528746/two-hot-takes-podcast-tickets This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at http://betterhelp.com/UNHINGED and get on your way to being your best self. Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Riled-up and ready to dish, Chris joins Gabby Windey of Long Winded as they spill ab...

May 09, 20241 hr 24 min

I Got Hammered and Took Buzzfeed Quizzes

Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Tipsy and talking through your titillating secrets, Chris gets hammered and takes Buzzfeed quizzes, leaves opinions about The Tortured Poets Department at the door, gives the final verdict on gaslighting your friends, unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, spills about secret spouses, finds out what movie his summer will be most like, dives into all things lakes, buzzes about old summer anthems, debates between Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swif...

May 02, 202445 min

We Are Living in a Black Mirror Episode

Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Stressed-out and over-caffeinated, Chris rocks his new Acne Studios silver denim set, talks all things stand-up special, takes a spicy personality test, voices concerns about unnecessary vocabulary words, gives the final verdict on multiple-choice questions, discovers his Enneagram type, rails against Alix Earle lig...

Apr 25, 202438 min

Really Weird Obsessions (with Brooke Averick)

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737 Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Striped and sexy, Chris joins Brooke Averick of Obsessed as they talk all things East Coast, venture into the mind of Kurtis Conner, dig into Unhinged citizens’ Spring Break shenanigans, dive into drunk Dads, give the final verdict on splitting during family vacations, chat crushes and...

Apr 18, 202457 min

Learning How to “Toss a Salad”

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737 Head to https://www.squarespace.com/UNHINGED to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code UNHINGED. Watch Mary & George, only on STARZ and the STARZ app. Sunglasses on and coming in hot, Chris unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, delivers your lottery-winning fantasies, buzzes about Beyoncé’s new album Cowboy Carte...

Apr 11, 202447 min

Ranking Celebrity Products

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737 Spreading joy and cheer for all to hear, Chris hosts Unhinged’s very own Shark Tank that ranks celebrity products, buzzes about Beyoncé, salutes the success of Skims, enthuses about Hailey Bieber’s Rhode skincare line, gets real about Jessica Alba’s The Honest Company, reviews The Row by Mary Kate and Ashley, dives into Dwayne Johnson’s tequi...

Apr 04, 20241 hr 2 min

Love, Loss, and Lots of Gossip (with Countess Luann de Lesseps)

Joined by countess and cabaret star Luann de Lesseps, Chris reminisces about all things Real Housewives of New York, savors imaginary arguments, spills about Bethenny Frankel, dishes on an infamous infidelity, crowns the cities with the best and worst gays, dishes about the sloppiest RHONY drinker, compares voices with Erika Jayne, reveals the best ex in bed, laments love gained and lost, spills some salacious secrets in F Marry Kill, gets nosy about new music, decides between jail and teenagerd...

Mar 28, 202436 min

Revealing Horrifying Work Secrets

With a dose of mindfulness and a we bit under the influence, Chris dives into work secrets that would terrify the public, celebrates a podcast milestone, grows grateful for a new stage in his career, talks quitting Lexapro cold turkey, ugly sobs to Ariana Grande’s new album, hops back on the toxic gossip train, squirms as everything root canal is revealed, winces at housekeeping horror stories, applauds hotel receptionists, condemns Brandy Melville style checks, reveals who receives animal heads...

Mar 21, 202445 min

Reliving Insane NYC Memories (Live from New York City)

Head to https://factormeals.com/unhinged50 and use code unhinged50 to get 50% off This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/UNHINGED today to get 10% off your first month. Live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, Chris welcomes you to New York City, debates getting back with your ex, rates street hot dogs, Andy Cohen, George Santos and New York City men, laments working at a tech startup, heckles a heckler, talks scary clubs, weighs in on a bestie’s boyfriend throwin...

Mar 14, 20241 hr 11 min

Hot Takes with Kurtis Conner

Indulge in affordable luxury. Go to http://Quince.com/unhinged for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Chris is joined by Kurtis Conner of Very Really Good as they talk shop about stand-up, delve into best and worst celebrity encounters, declare Toronto to be fake, trade hot takes, kiss Zoom interviews goodbye, mistake Kurtis for Harry Styles, consider the bowel movements of Kelsey Ballerini’s dog, grow concerned about HIPPA violations, hear all about drawing Kris Jenner’s blood, la...

Mar 07, 20241 hr 17 min

Ranking Nepo Babies

NYC TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-unhinged-live-with-stand-up-tickets-825767762607 Donning his best nepo baby costume, Chris shares about his live show this Sunday at the Bell House in Brooklyn (get your tix), rebels against quiet luxury, ranks nepo babies, requests a room-by-room tour of Kim Kardashian’s home, asks Taylor Swift to flaunt her money, defends Haley Bieber, calls Dakota Johnson a superhero, revisits an infamous Ellen interview, gets starstruck by the Hadid sis...

Feb 29, 202448 min

Crazy Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/UNHINGED and get on your way to being your best self. NYC TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-unhinged-live-with-stand-up-tickets-825767762607 Under the influence and back with Booger, Chris gets real about conspiracy theories, highlights Unhinged listeners’ clickbait olympics, announces a Forbes 2 under 2, debates hiding phone passwords, talks threesomes, navigates bisexual anxiety, answers call...

Feb 22, 202450 min

Adulthood Expectation vs. Reality

NYC TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-unhinged-live-with-stand-up-tickets-825767762607 Deeply dehydrated and with lips on fire, Chris announces 2024 as the year of having opinions, dives into all things adulthood, breaks down bachelorette party boundaries, discusses unfollowing your friends, unpacks his Instagram envy, gets invested in Unhinged citizen stories, reminisces about upper-echelon baby back ribs, petitions to bring back Applebees, debases Stanley cups, passes judgmen...

Feb 15, 202445 min

Let's Take It Back to 2014

Feeling nostalgic, Chris gets fed by 2014 as he ranks YouTube icons, revisits the Obama presidency, grieves Kimye and Branjelina’s weddings, consciously uncouples from Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin, gets starstruck by the Solange and Jay-Z elevator, mourns Robin Williams and Joan Rivers, trashes Frozen, splashes back to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, discovers Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ baby, brings faux fur back from the King Kylie era, digs into Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, wonders about ...

Feb 08, 202456 min

Discovering the Dark Side to Reddit (with Two Hot Takes)

Chris is joined by Reddit aficionado Morgan from Two Hot Takes as they talk stalking your ex's pinterest, screen recording instagram stories (not Beyoncé’s), crowning Unhinged’s Douche of the Year, putting yourself first, required public speaking, sweating, shaking, tearing up, vomiting, getting out of your comfort zone, deep sea shark diving, Taylor Swift merch, melting into the floor, microplastics, doomsday prepping, lead piping, the serial killer to lottery ticket pipeline, colonoscopies, Sa...

Feb 01, 20241 hr 1 min

Horny for Gypsy Rose’s Husband (Live from Philadelphia)

Live from the Punch Line in Philly and donning a Philadelphia Eagles Jason Kelce jersey, Chris gets wild with the audience, digs deep into dating profile DMs, gets fearless about family affairs, ranks all things Philadelphia, chats Hilary Duff concerts with his mom, talks therapy and sharting, celebrates Quinta Brunson and Tina Fey, defends Dick Clark, rates Bradley Cooper, Kevin Hart, Ben Franklin, Willam Belli and Will Smith, puts Bill Cosby on blast, keeps Lil Dicky, Diplo, Lil Uzi Vert, Joan...

Jan 25, 202451 min

New Puppy Nightmare

Feeling extra energized on his sexy new set, Chris lays down the law about friendship, puts bad drivers on blast, gets excited about stand up, introduces the SHARE segment, puts off procrastination, opens up about intimacy, embraces existentialism, reveals in discovering oneself, chats chicken nuggets, and delights about his new dog and extended family. For audio episodes (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://link.chtbl.com/unhinged Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://...

Jan 18, 202450 min

The Housewives Finale Heard Around the World

The Housewives Finale Heard Around the World Donning slick Heather Gay shades just before the season four reunion, Chris gives background about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale that was heard around the world, discusses Monica Garcia’s shadiness in Bermuda towards Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, Meredith Marks, and Lisa Barlow, gets gossipy with Reddit, opens up about owning it, delves into dog poop etiquette, recounts a below waist trimming gone wrong, shares about sloppy drinking and ho...

Jan 11, 202452 min

My In/Out List for 2024

My In/Out List for 2024 Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/unhingedfree and use code unhingedfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/unhingedfree with code unhingedfree. A wee bit hungover to start 2024, Chris goes off on the top New Year’s resolutions of 2024, weighs in on fitness, finance and losing weight, suggests making time for loved ones and mental health, praises picking up hobbi...

Jan 04, 202448 min

I Got My Test Results Back..

Go to https://amzn.to/3h98dD6 to get your LUPii bars and pasta. Make sure to use code Chris20 to get 20% off. Dressed as Jesus, Chris helps callers figure out perfect presents, bestows advice on a revenge gone bad, plays Santa for a retired state trooper, a mechanic, a dad, and a gay bestie, suggests the ultimate white elephant gift, helps a listener who wants to attend a live taping of Unhinged with job advice, and closes out the episode with a narcissist test that reveals what Chris has always...

Dec 21, 202358 min

Eating Meatballs at 4AM and Talking Sh*t

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Dec 14, 202314 min

Telling My Mom the Truth

Chris’ mom joins Chris on the podcast as they share family secrets, unveil who Santa is, react to callers’ messiest birthday stories, go off on bundt cakes, take a trip down memory lane, plan a perfect vacation together, answer questions from Chris’ Patrons (join Chris’ Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens), and finish up the episode with an epic battle of truth or drink. • Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/unhingedfree and use code: unhingedfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakf...

Dec 07, 20231 hr 13 min

Giving Up Smoking

Coming off three hours of sleep and highly caffeinated, Chris digs into the National Enquirer for salacious stories, gives verdicts to voicemails, sounds off about Snoop Dogg’s smoking, weighs in on wetting the toothbrush before or after putting on the toothpaste, lays down the law on laundry etiquette, picks apart pissing on the floor, and shares about his naughty night out in NYC. Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/50unhinged and use code 50unhinged for 50% off plus free shipping! Leave Chris a ...

Nov 23, 202351 min

30 Things I Learned in 30 Years

Freshly back from his 30th birthday extravaganza in Southern California, Chris gives advice to callers and shares the wisdom he’s gathered from his three decades of life as he reveals the 30 things he’s learned in 30 years. Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: • http://instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens • https://www.tiktok.com/@unhinge...

Nov 16, 202352 min

Live from My 30th Birthday Trip

Celebrating his 30th birthday with his besties and a wee bit tipsy, Chris lets his guard down as he talks candidly with Rebecca Black, Emily June, Lexi Lombard, Mama Klemens, and Jake about his life and stories never told. Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) FRIENDS IN THIS EPISODE: Rebecca Black: https://www.instagram.com/msrebeccablack Lexi Lombard: https://www.youtube.com/@LexieLombard Emily Jun...

Nov 09, 20231 hr 14 min

Brutally Honest Truth or Drink

In his last episode before turning 30, Chris pulls out all stops, gets into Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner drama, digs into the tabloids, talks sleeping naked, weighs in on Arnold Schwarzenegger and his pet pig Bacon, picks his favorite sibling, chats cheating on tests, goes off on fat farms, and shares secrets about getting older all while Chris gets sloppy during a disastrous game of truth or drink. Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoeps...

Nov 02, 202353 min

Wendy Williams and the Spooky Dookie

Feeling free and dressed as Lady Liberty, Chris reacts to listeners' spooky stories, does his best Wendy Williams impressions, tells of his psychic palm reading in NYC, finds his soulmate, gets wild with stories on his Reddit rodeo and occasionally falls down from too many cocktails. Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/50unhinged and use code 50unhinged for 50% off plus free shipping! Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Submit your s...

Oct 26, 202333 min

Baked and Snacky

Back in Delaware, Chris hears juicy listener gossip, tells a scary Reddit story, gets crazy with Craigslist, celebrates his health and home cooking, cleans out his closet and shouts out the Live 100th episode of Unhinged (go watch it after this one!) all while flying high in his home studio. Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: http://insta...

Oct 19, 202343 min

Our 100th Episode: Live from Los Angeles

Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/50unhinged and use code 50unhinged for 50% off plus free shipping! Live from the Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, California, Chris lets things fly like never before as he interacts with the audience, covers the tabloids, reacts to intimate secrets, plays a drinking game with the Unhinged crew, and hears from special guests, including Andrew Lowe, Morgan from Two Hot Takes, Erin Gilfoy, Caitlin Reilly, Lexi Lombard, Luke Meagher from @hautelemode and his wonderfu...

Oct 12, 20231 hr 15 min

How I Lost My Virginity

Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) Go to https://amzn.to/3h98dD6 to get your LUPii bars and pasta. Make sure to use code Chris20 to get 20% off. Just back from Milan Fashion Week, Chris shares a storytime on all things Italian, dishes on decadent designs, delights about delicious culinary masterpieces, tells secret adventures, spills the tea on two terrible clubbing experiences, salutes sweet pass...

Oct 05, 202354 min
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