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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

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Unhinged is an off the rails, no seatbelts ride with comedian Chris Klemens. Chris gives his irreverent takes on timely topics both serious and trivial, with unexpected company stopping by to spill the deets. Think of Unhinged with Chris Klemens as the love child that Watch What Happens L!ve and Fashion Police never knew they needed.


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Episodes

My Unhinged 2023 Predictions

Hitting 2023 full force, Chris makes New Year’s resolutions, predictions for the Oscars, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya and Tom Holland, professes his love for Dr. Pepper, lays down the law on airplane seat etiquette, shares his secret recipe for the perfect match latte, puts BMW drivers on blast, battles bloody tampons, and showers Booger with big love. • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shippin...

Jan 12, 202356 min

Listening To Your Voicemails

With the holiday season in high gear, Chris dishes about dinner parties with exes and dating best friends, apologizes to the Unhinged crew for bullying them, keeps it real about Little Debbie and Hostess baked goods, opens up about unwrapping presents etiquette, gives advice about coming out, suggests how to gift a crush and debates the Holy discussion of which day is the beginning of the week. Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on ...

Dec 22, 202244 min

Holiday Traditions You Need To Stop

Filled with holiday cheer, Chris and crew talk family traditions, share feeding tips for Santa’s reindeer and the Easter Bunny, dish on the delights of homemade potato latkes and frozen chocolate covered peanut butter, chat lactose intolerance, leave cookies for Santa Claus, and battle it out over a holiday tradition bracket competition that makes March Madness look like child’s play. DONATE to support The Defensive Line (suicide prevention): https://give.cornerstone.cc/defensiveline Dipsea is o...

Dec 15, 202256 min

Winter Vacation Horror Stories

Just in time for winter break, Chris spills the tea about a winter work bonding trip, hears vacation horror stories about a terrible tampon related incident and a near death experience, settles caller disputes, and plans the perfect winter vacation with the Unhinged crew to Switzerland that includes the Swiss Alps, castles, bobsledding, paragliding, Swiss chocolate, dog sledding, ice fishing and good old-fashioned frolicking. DONATE to support Chasity Brintle and her kids: https://www.gofundme.c...

Dec 08, 202249 min

Holiday Shopping from Hell

With the holidays fast-approaching, Chris challenges CNN’s list of best gifts for 2022, chats childhood memories, shares holiday shopping tips, admits he can’t hold onto gift surprises, gets excited about Lego bouquets, surprises a listener with a phone call to shoutout her Etsy business, confesses that he donated a family gift to Goodwill, bestows advice about Friendsgiving, and dreams of riding a John Deere mower with Booger driving a mini Maserati next to him. • Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhi...

Dec 01, 20221 hr 17 min

How to Survive the Thanksgiving Dinner Table

High on life and happy, Chris celebrates food and family, takes his meds with a homemade matcha latte, navigates a Thanksgiving dinner table conversation game, speaks truth about Trump, supports family success, tells people to chill about the judgment of others, expresses empathy for people who need some alone time, battles a bloody turkey day story, advises to rid ourselves of bad blood and consider allowing second chances, gives gift giving suggestions and professes no pressure on yourself. Di...

Nov 24, 20221 hr 12 min

Does Adulthood Get Easier?

Sprawled out horizontal in all his glory on the couch, Chris shares about his birthday weekend, confesses about his drunkenness and the aftermath, talks special time with his Mom and besties, settles callers disputes, opens up about living alone and missing friends, listens to a caller’s birthday song serenade, lays down the law about pissing in the shower, gives verdicts about roommate etiquette and tackles the touchy topic of Halloween candy. Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $20...

Nov 10, 202252 min

29 Things I've Learned in 29 Years

In light of Chris’ upcoming 29th birthday, Chris lays out 29 things he’s learned along the way, professes pearls of wisdom, encourages listeners to take a moment to breathe, suggests wearing what you want and not worrying about the judgment of others, settles caller disputes, tackles the timing of Christmas decorations, weighs in on drunk kleptomania, dishes on depression food binges, comments on open relationships and finishes up by blowing out his birthday candle. • DONATE to support the follo...

Nov 03, 202253 min

A Not So Spooky Halloween Special

Dressed as Chris Jenner, the booted Kardashian sister, Chris tells scary stories, hangs out with Satan Justin, Festive Sam and 80s Rocker Jake, shares about witches and freaky family rooms, hands out tricks or treats to people and things for 2022, dishes on pumpkin and apple spiced drinks and desserts at Starbucks, tackles the circumcision debate of cut or uncut, gives himself a nickname, and considers names for his future kid all while navigating the sensitive topic of Eiffel towers. • DONATE t...

Oct 27, 202257 min

Addressing My Tweet

wanted to address my tweet Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https:/...

Oct 20, 202225 min

What Did I Get Myself Into?

Freshly moved into his new house, Chris laments about homeownership, loses it about his leaky sinks, beams about Booger’s love of her new lawn, hears sweet appreciation from a listener, unloads on mental health issues, reveals the order in which he puts on his clothes, and settles caller disputes all while holding back and shedding some tears. • Get Surfshark VPN: https:surfshark.deals/klemens use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free t...

Oct 13, 202247 min

Leaving YouTube (with Tyde Levi)

Chris is joined by his talented Australian mate, Tyde Levi, as they chat secrets from old school YouTube days, share about Tyde’s transition from YouTube to music, coach Chris with vocal lessons, provide the lowdown on the music biz, go off on Adam Levine, reveal Chris’ OCD and irrational fears, unload on a wacky New York Airbnb, blush over lyrics as they write a song together, and settle caller disputes all while getting ready for their future Grammy. • Head to http://fentyskin.com and use code...

Sep 29, 202259 min

Did Mother Teresa Lowkey Suck?

Spinning out of control, Chris wallows in self misery and mental illness, puts Mother Teresa on blast, shares fashion tips, settles caller disputes, sheds light on workplace relationships, and showers his crew with secret love. Get Surfshark VPN: https:surfshark.deals/klemens use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED DONATE to support Teacher Wish Lists: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis...

Sep 22, 202239 min

My Steamy Kiss with Harry Styles

Still hot from his Harry Styles concert experience, Chris confesses about his blown kiss that ended up in Harry’s pocket, takes us into the shower for toothbrush etiquette, ponders the proper pronunciation of pit bull, and shares secrets on taking the perfect selfie. Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) DONATE to support Teacher Wish Lists: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/25PHHF442MKTQ?ref_=wl...

Sep 15, 202250 min

Losing My Mind (Roman’s Remix)

As Chris guzzles applesauce and melts in a NYC skyscraper studio, he debates Cheez-Its vs Goldfish, takes on the church giving wine to youngsters, channels his inner Nicky Minaj, settles caller disputes, condemns hiding farts from significant others, and gives high school advice. • Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order • Head to http://fentyskin.com and use code UNHINGED20 for 20% off a START’RS BUNDLE, OG or FRAGRANCE-FREE. • DONATE to support Teacher Wish Lists: https...

Sep 08, 202238 min

Summer is Over… and the Worst

From inside the Empire State Building, Chris celebrates teachers, brings Booger on the mean streets of Manhattan, gives verdicts on caller disputes, warns a listener about her unthoughtful boyfriend, weighs in on speedos, throws shade on waterparks parks with all of the piss, poo and vomit in the water, gives hot takes on summertime fun, chats LA classic summers, Las Vegas and the WNBA all while contemplating launching Middle Kid for little kids. Get Surfshark VPN: https:surfshark.deals/klemens ...

Sep 01, 202242 min

What’s Happening with My Podcast

Live from his high school bedroom, Chris chats about the future of the podcast, expresses his desire to shoot in person, laments about LA summer heat, shares his new excitement about NYC and experiences in Delaware, teases about an Unhinged college tour, settles callers disputes, debates whether Beetlejuice or Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is more iconic, and shares some updates on his house all while sipping vodka and seltzer. • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https:/...

Aug 18, 202258 min

Why I'm Insecure

Battling a storm that took out Chris’ electricity, Chris shares about his first fashionista experience, confesses about his insecurities, goes down memory lane about his years living and working in New York and guesses prices of items from ostrich eggs to prosthetic eyes to super soakers to the price of weed, all while getting back on his meds. Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order DONATE to support Walker Odell Rushing: https://www.gofundme.com/f/walker-odell-rushing F...

Jul 28, 20221 hr 7 min

Men Are Scary

Fresh off of home renovation madness, Chris spills the tea about his New York bender, questions how the miracle of life works, complete with an in depth discussion of the birds and the bees, shares about almost becoming the victim of a hate crime, reads wild Yelp reviews, gets nostalgic about missing the Unhinged crew, teases about filming podcast episodes from New York, attempts to sing like Taylor Swift, gives his advice on peeing, reviews the movie Elvis, chats about Willie Nelson and Kacey M...

Jul 24, 20221 hr 5 min

2 Tickets 1 Cop

Coming in hot from the living room of his mom’s house, Chris unloads with the Unhinged crew about his new house renovations, reminisces about Los Angeles, shares his run-in with the law in NYC, dishes deets on his wild adventures in New York, weighs in on shoplifting and gives verdicts on caller disputes all while Booger gets into mischief off camera. • Get Surfshark VPN: https:surfshark.deals/klemens use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE) • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhing...

Jul 14, 202250 min

End of an Era

Sitting on his empty hardwood floors, Chris unloads on packing up his house, tells behind the scenes moments of the movers, gets a surprise visit from bff and roommate Andrew Lowe, mentions a secret Patreon episode spilling the tea about his neighborhood, mentions the grapefruit method, gets into historical birthday drama with Ellen DeGeneres and Dakota Johnson, gets confused between George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush, gets inquisitive about c*m and gives verdicts on caller disputes as a last h...

Jun 30, 202252 min

Name That Song

Chris swings and misses on a few truths and a lie, slays guessing song titles and artists, gives verdicts on caller disputes and hits high notes on a broken microphone. DONATE to support the Geena Davis Institute on Gender in Media: https://seejane.org/ Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail:...

Jun 23, 202251 min

I Blacked Out at a Drag Show

Chris celebrates the one year anniversary of Unhinged with Chris Klemens, storytimes about seeing RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Willow Pill with friends Andrew Lowe and Katia Temkin, shares about nearly blacking out and waking up with a VIP sign and a fan from the Drag Yourself to The Valley event, farts on camera and laments missing friend Anastasia Karanikolauo’s birthday party while recovering from a hangover. •Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/klemens- Enter promo code KLEMENS for 83%...

Jun 16, 202248 min

Am I Smarter Than a Drunk 5th Grader?

Chris chats about conspiracy theories, gets into astrology and science, shares about the hotness or lack thereof of certain celebrities, including Jack Harlow, Ryan Gosling, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, Rihanna and Paul Rudd, touches on Pablo Picasso and Salvador Dali, let’s loose on the lottery, poorly plays two truths and a lie, hears about listeners’ fetishes, sees if he’s smarter than a 5th Grader, hands out verdicts on listener disputes, and chats celebrity encounters all while getting wa...

Jun 09, 202256 min

Enough is Enough

Chris shares about waxing his buttcrack, rants about school shootings, puts the NRA and politicians on blast, calls out Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz and the other senators not willing to pass gun legislation, celebrates that Team USA Olympians listen to his podcast, freaks out about feet, cringes about kissing cousins, provides jacuzzi etiquette, bestows brilliance on butt wiping and gives verdicts on caller disputes. Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories...

Jun 02, 202253 min

Getting Into a Fight at a Red Light

Chris talks Mulholland Drive and LA aggressive drivers, storytimes about road rage that got him into an altercation, delights about Real Housewives, Family Guy, Bob’s Burgers and The Kardashians, gets into listener secrets about hook ups, STDs and college professors, gives verdicts on caller disputes, celebrates the virtues of good toilet paper, and rants about Starbucks, bananas, depression, 73% of the Los Angeles population, squirrels and hosts at hot restaurants all while his loveable dog sle...

May 26, 20221 hr 5 min

Bottled Water Taste Test

Chris celebrates his friend’s graduation from Berkeley law school, rants about the exclusive snobbery of the hotel he stayed at in the Bay Area, goes down under with an Australian accent, shares about his battles on the freeway with 18-wheelers, shares an article from Ripley’s, taste tests and ranks water from companies Core, Smart Water, Dasani, Poland Spring Origin, Perfect Hydration, Kroeger Ralph’s, Aquafina, Essentia, Evian, Life, Eternal and Well. Rumor has it he has been peeing ever since...

May 19, 20221 hr 20 min

Travis Barker Paternity Test

Chris unpacks insane secrets during two truths and a lie, calls for a paternity test between Travis Barker and a listener, talks catfishing and dating apps such as Tinder, Hinge, Feeld, etc., searches for love, and gives verdicts on caller disputes all while his loveable dog Booger sleeps by his side. DONATE to support abortion resources: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1T-aDTsZXnKhMcrDmtcD35aWs00gw5piocDhaFy5LKDY/mobilebasic • Get Surfshark VPN: https://surfshark.deals/klemens (use code ...

May 12, 20221 hr 21 min

Roasting Celebrities with Drew Afualo

Chris and special guest Drew Afualo discuss escalator etiquette, dig into yelp reviews, take different sides on mayonnaise, give verdicts on caller disputes, sound off on sugar daddies and sugar babies, talk tacos and delicious Mexican food, discuss mailman delivery fantasies, get spooked by Chris’ dog Booger, chat about Cameo, tell BDSM story requests, share about slutty man outfits and talk celebrities Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, Jason Sudeikis, Pete Davidson, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Ja...

May 05, 20221 hr 13 min

Coachella Storytime from Hell (with Andrew Lowe)

Chris and special guest Andrew Lowe recount their Coachella 2022 weekend experiences, including desert disasters, getting lost at the festival, reconnecting with friends, traffic jams, celebrating friend Rebecca Black, Airbnb annoyances, a wild ride from their Uber driver dubbed “Motorola BigAunty”, high-priced acai bowls and chicken fingers, losing and searching for his vlog camera, a surprise sightings of Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian’s hairstylist Chris Appleton, post festival PTSD, and mu...

Apr 28, 20221 hr 52 min
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