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Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

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From professional whiner and award-winning drunk Matt Bellassai comes Unhappy Hour, the podcast about everything we love to hate. Join Matt and his co-host Bari Finkel as they rant about all things political, personal and cultural. Because nothing brings people together like good complaining. Leave us a voicemail on our rant hotline at: (601) 600-RANT (7268). Support this pod and wear your unhappiness LOUD and PROUD by buying our merch at unhappyhourshop.com.
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Episodes

ComPLANEing (with Ilana Michelle Rubin)

Handcuff keys, dead penguins, and diving deep into plane travel. After that, we have comedian Ilana Michelle Rubin (she/her) on the pod to talk Halloween, depression, and her podcast The Bop Pod. For DBWP, we're supporting the crew member's union IATSE and the union's fight for fair wages and reasonable hours when working on film and TV. Follow @ia_stories for more information. Bari is watching Reservation Dogs and Matt is going on with In Treatment. Follow the team on socials: @MattBellassai, @...

Sep 28, 202158 minSeason 5Ep. 35

Dreading Weddings (with Nik Dodani)

Jason on the beach, a Russian doll of parasitic wasps, and diving deep into wedding season. After that, we have actor Nik Dodani on the pod to talk about Dear Evan Hansen, growing up Indian in Arizona , and working with Matt's award show stand-in, Eric Vitro. For DBWP, Matt is highlighting Imagine Waterworks, an organization focused on climate justice, water management, and disaster readiness and response. Bari is watching Only Murders in the Building and The Chair, while Matt is working his way...

Sep 21, 202154 minSeason 5Ep. 34

Skincare Despair (with Ashley Nicole Black)

Erotic Satanic literature, a caged cougar, and diving deep into the realm of skincare. After that, we have writer Ashley Nicole Black (she/her/hers) on the pod to talk air travel, and what it's like for her to be nominated twice in this year's Emmy Awards. For DBWP, Bari wants to highlight abortion funds to help women in Texas, specifically shouting out Sister Song . Bari has been watching Sex Education and Small Town News and Matt is watching In Treatment. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @Fink...

Sep 14, 20211 hr 3 minSeason 5Ep. 33

Weed It and Weep (with Marie Faustin)

Hot Italian meats, community capybaras, and diving deep back into Matt's stoner thoughts. After that, we have comedian Marie Faustin (@reeezy, she/her/hers) on the pod to talk about cats, children, and her podcast, The Unofficial Expert. For DBWP, Matt wants you to read Padma Lakshmi's piece in the Washington Post on why making fun of Indian food is ugly, and if you don't like it, maybe keep it to yourself. Bari promises to start watching Riverdale, and Matt has started The Chair. Follow the tea...

Aug 31, 20211 hr 7 minSeason 5Ep. 32

Un-Golden Showers (with Rosebud Baker)

A passive-aggressive Australian, rats take over the school, and diving deep into why showering is the WORST. After that, we have comedian Rosebud Baker on the pod to discuss water, lobsters, and her new special Whiskey Fists on Comedy Central's Youtube channel. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting this list of collected resources to help Afghani people, put together by @ha.w.a . Bari has been watching Reservation Dogs and Matt has been watching Ted Lasso. You can follow the team @MattBellassai, @Finke...

Aug 24, 202158 minSeason 5Ep. 31

Fuhgeddaboutit (with Delta Work)

An escaped boa constrictor, an illegible robber, and diving deep into the trials of being Italian. After that, we have drag superstar Delta Work on the pod to talk about fantasy, driving, and her podcast with fellow drag queen Raja, Very That. For DBWP, Matt wants to highlight access to PreP , a pill that can help the prevention of HIV and AIDS, and the program Ready, Set, PreP . Bari is watching Sex Education and Matt finally watched the classic film Cabaret. Follow the team @MattBellassai, @Fi...

Aug 17, 202159 minSeason 5Ep. 30

NO-lympics! (with Tracy Clayton and Josh Gwynn)

Jaguar attacks, dumpster diving birds, and diving deep into the absurdity of the Olympics. After that, we have the Back Issue team back on the pod! Co-hosts Tracy Clayton and Josh Gwynn come on to talk about kangaroos, hand shakes, and the second season of Back Issue ( @backissuepodcast ). For DBWP, Bari is highlighting the Black Trans Femme Arts Collective . Their mission is "to create spaces for the production and preservation of Black trans art and culture by building community with Black tra...

Aug 10, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 5Ep. 29

PDA? More like PD-NAY! (with Fizaa Dosani)

Anal eels, stolen ancient literature, and diving deep into Public Displays of Affection. After that, we have comedian Fizaa Dosani on the pod to cover the longest list of rants we've ever seen: bridesmaids, men in flip flops, phone calls, and her Clubhouse comedy series Facial Recognition Comedy. For DBWP, Matt wants to celebrate Lil Nas X and his " Gay Pop Stardom " (NYT piece written by former guest complainer Jazmine Hughes). Bari has been watching Ted Lasso and both Matt and Bari have been w...

Aug 03, 20211 hrSeason 5Ep. 28

The Show No-No's (with Henry Golding)

Peppa the indoctrinator, feral pigs, and diving deep into going back to the movies. Speaking of movies, we have literal movie star and Hot Guy March Madness contestant Henry Golding on the pod! Matt and Henry talk about everything from soccer, to sexual healing, to training for his new movie Snake Eyes. For DBWP, Bari talks about a recent Anti-Racism Daily post about the history of a subject she cares a lot about: National Parks. You can check out the extended Anti-Racism Daily post here to spen...

Jul 27, 20211 hrSeason 5Ep. 27

Three Gay Matts (with Matt Steele and Matt Palmer)

Snake fuzz, giant goldfish, and diving deep into some things Matt and Bari hate that everyone else loves. It's a Complaint Grab Bag, y'all! After that, we have Two Gay Matts (@itsmattsteele and @themattpalmer) on the pod to talk geography, Cats the movie, and so much more! For DBWP, Matt Bellassai wants you to add your pronouns to your emails and social media, and wants you to know to credit creators using social media tools (aka what you need to know about the # BlackTiktokStrike ). Bari starte...

Jul 20, 20211 hr 6 minSeason 5Ep. 27

Picnic Nitpicks (with Jinkx Monsoon)

Sun-baking Australians, exotic snakes, and diving deep into picnic culture. After that, we have drag queen and cabaret artist Jinkx Monsoon on the pod to talk about their podcast "Hi, Jinkx!", their motorcycle disdain, and being a kind person while hating everyone. For DBWP, Bari's highlighting Red Nation , a grassroots organization that focuses on justice for indigenous peoples across North America, including Canada, where over 1,000 bodies of children have been found in unmarked graves under s...

Jul 13, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 5Ep. 26

Scream-A-Long Songs

We're taking off this week for the holiday, but don't worry, you're not getting rid of us THAT easily. We just launched our very own exclusive station on Audacy! It's called Unhappy Hour's Scream-A-Long Songs. It's a karaoke playlist for when you're mad, sad, or just really need to sing out loud curated by Matt and Bari. You can listen to it on Audacy's website or download the free Audacy app. We're also doing an (un)happy hour on Instagram live on Wed, July 14. We're going to make cocktails and...

Jul 06, 20214 min

The Threat of Sweat (with the Chatty Broads, Bekah and Jess)

Bird diseases, squids in space, and diving deep into sweat! After that we have on Bekah Martinez and Jess Ambrose, co-hosts of the podcast, Chatty Broads. We talk Nicholas Cage, Nutella, The Bachelor, and more. For DBWP, Matt wants you to give to the ACLU and check out their list of bills affecting LGBTQ+ people . AND to donate to organizations that support Black trans liberation and survival. You can even donate to multiple at once. Bari is watching Mythic Quest, and Matt is watching The Comeba...

Jun 29, 20211 hr 1 minSeason 5Ep. 24

RSVP? Not Me! (with Jo Firestone)

A whale tale, murder hornets, and diving deep into going to events. After that, we have returning guest complainer, comedian Jo Firestone on the pod to talk about juice, long babies, sexy mascots, and so so much more! For DBWP, Bari recommends educating yourself on Opal Lee and the history of Juneteenth. You can listen to an interview with Miss Opal on Brittany Packnett Cunningham's podcast Undistracted . Bari has been watching What We Do In The Shadows and Matt has been reading books (and watch...

Jun 22, 20211 hr 5 minSeason 5Ep. 23

Pushing (Belly) Buttons (with Mj Rodriguez)

A lost donkey, an alligator hotline and celebrating Father's Day by diving deep into Matt's weirdest childhood memories. After that, we have actor Mj Rodriguez (@mjrodriguez7) on the pod to talk about berry picking, comic books and the last season of the TV show Pose! For DBWP, Matt is highlighting the Trans Lifeline (877-565-8860). It is a "grassroots hotline and microgrants 501(c)(3) non-profit organization offering direct emotional and financial support to trans people in crisis – for the tra...

Jun 15, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 5Ep. 22

Hetero? Hell No! (with Jana Schmieding)

Cheesy drug busts, dongs on drones, and diving deep into straight culture. After that, we have writer, comedian, and actor Jana Schmieding (@janaunplgd) on the pod to talk about wellness, romcoms, and her TV show Rutherford Falls on Peacock. For DBWP, Bari is highlighting Ali Forney Center , the largest & most comprehensive nonprofit org dedicated to helping needs of homeless LGBT youth. Bari has been finishing up Shrilll and Matt is flip flopping between Mare of Easttown and Hacks. You can ...

Jun 08, 202159 minSeason 5Ep. 21

Small Talk? Too Awk (with Chris Gethard)

Birdwatch 2021 continues, polar bears are switched at birth, and diving deep into the return of small talk! After that, we have comedian Chris Gethard on the pod to talk about olives, the New Jersey Suburbs, and his new comedy special, Half of My Life. For DBWP, we're talking about the 1619 Project , by the New York Times and Nikole Hannah-Jones. The ongoing initiatives "aims to reframe the country's history by placing the consequences of slavery and the contributions of Black Americans at the v...

May 25, 20211 hr 1 minSeason 5Ep. 20

Permission RANTED (with Punam Patel)

A lonely Macaw, Chicago rats, and diving deep into the Rant Hotline! After that, we have actor Punam Patel (@bigpunam) on the pod to talk about American cuisine, her food quilt, and the second season of Special on Netflix! For DBWP, we're talking about the NYC mayoral race. Gothamist has an extensive guide for undecided voters, so check that out here . Bari finished Rutherford Falls, is still watching Mare of Easttown, and is excited to start the new season of Shrill! Matt caught a glimpse at th...

May 18, 20211 hrSeason 5Ep. 19

NO-tifications (with Rachel Handler)

Birds in the chimney, $3000 of Spongebob Popsicles, and diving deep into all those dang notifications on your phone. After that, we have journalist Rachel Handler on the pod to talk about everything from High School Musical 2 conspiracy theories to literal pasta investigations . For DBWP, we're following @runaapi on Instagram and taking the AAPI Visibility Pledge , we hope you do too! Bari has been watching Mare of Eastown and Rutherford Falls, and Matt has been watching The Office (when is he n...

May 11, 20211 hr 4 minSeason 5Ep. 18

Mother's Day GRIFTS (with Robbie Couch)

Prancer the Man-Hating Chihuaua, Bavarian creme and deep diving into Mother's Day gifts. After that, we have author Robbie Couch on the podcast to talk about his book Sky Blues, roller coasters, and birds. For DBWP, we're celebrating Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month! Bari suggests you follow Lunar: The Asian-Jewish Film Project; they highlight the racial and cultural diversity of the Jewish community by celebrating the intersection of Jewish and Asian Americans. Bari has been watch...

May 04, 20211 hrSeason 5Ep. 17

My Body Is A Wasteland (with R. Eric Thomas)

Flying turtles, the ultimate wedding venue hack, and diving deep into how our bodies are USELESS! After that, we've got writer R. Eric Thomas on the pod! We talk greeting cards, and Matt's Instagram. For DBWP, we're talking about dontcallthepolice.com , which highlights community based alternatives to calling the police in different cities. Bari finished The Mandalorian and Matt watched This Is a Robbery on Netflix. Follow the team on social media! @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, @UnhappyHourPod...

Apr 27, 20211 hrSeason 5Ep. 16

Weed All About It (with Dino-Ray Ramos)

A missing giant rabbit, ghost monkeys, and diving deep into Matt's stoner thoughts. It's 420 babyyyy and weed is legal in New York and on this podcast! After that, we have journalist Dino-Ray Ramos on the pod to talk awards season, Marvel, and why red carpets are the worst. For DBWP, Bari recommends the book We Do This Til We Free Us: Abolitionist Organizing and Transforming Justice by Mariame Kaba. Bari has been rewatching Broad City and Matt has been watching Spongebob whilst stoney bologna. F...

Apr 20, 202158 minSeason 5Ep. 15

Just Say No To Doing Stuff (with Arturo Castro)

Cats stuck in trees, lizards raiding the 7/11, and diving deep into the horrible fact that we must do things. After all that, comedian and actor Arturo Castro (Broad City, Narcos) joins us on the pod to talk about coffee, New Zealand, and the new Netflix movie Yes Day! This week on DBWP we're highlighting the organization Norml , which advocates to end marijuana criminalization, which disproportionately impacts black and brown people. Bari's been watching Made For Love on HBO Max and Matt is get...

Apr 13, 20211 hr 1 minSeason 5Ep. 14

WE HAVE MERCH!

ICYMI– we dropped our very first line of OFFICIAL UNHAPPY HOUR MERCH! We've got dad caps, socks, t-shirts, and sweatshirts in a wide variety of colors for you to adorn yourself in. Go ahead and get one of each so you can Winnie the Pooh all over the place like Matt intended. So what are you waiting for? Head to unhappyhourshop.com to show your disdain for the world all while showing your support for this pod.

Apr 09, 20212 min

Post-Pandemmy Pains (with Brandon Kyle Goodman)

BEST THINGS FIRST, WE HAVE MERCH! Head to unhappyhourshop.com to get Official Unhappy Hour hats, shirts, sweatshirts, and socks! Okay, now the show... Tree thieving frat boys, grocery thieving ravens, and diving deep into what we are not looking forward to when the world opens up. After that, we have actor and writer Brandon Kyle Goodman on the pod to talk early mornings, Real Housewives and his podcast Black Folx . For DBWP, Bari wants you to listen to the podcast Undistracted , a newsy podcast...

Apr 06, 20211 hrSeason 5Ep. 13

Rantin' With The Stars (with Chani Nicholas)

Greasy pennies, snakes in a dryer, and diving deep into your rants! After that, we have New York Times bestselling author and astrologist Chani Nicholas on the pod. She came to read Matt's chart and wound up reading his whole life to filth. FOR DBWP, Matt wants you to follow @RaquelWillis and @ChaseStrangio for their Trans Week of Visibility and Action! Follow them for more action items #ProtectTransKids #DefendTransRights. Bari is still on the Riverdale train, while Matt has been watching Julia...

Mar 30, 20211 hr 3 minSeason 5Ep. 12

F*ck Porcupines (with Danny Jolles)

Ancient bowls, homecoming queen hacks, and diving deep into the worst animals. After that, we have comedian Danny Jolles on the pod to talk about his latest stand-up special Six Parts (Free! On Youtube!), his love of sports drama, and more. For DBWP, we're talking about the horrific shooting in Atlanta last week. Please donate to Red Canary Song , and Asians Americans Advancing Justice , or work with bystander intervention training with Hollaback to stop the spread of hate against Asian American...

Mar 23, 20211 hr 6 minSeason 5Ep. 11

Hot Guy March Madness 2021 (with Matt and Bari)

Chainsaws, Costco Cheese, and diving deep into our annual HOT GUY MARCH MADNESS!!! Who will make you the best house with their bare hands? Who's calming presence will lull you to sleep? Matt and Bari go through the bracket to come up with our 2021 winner. We tweeted out the bracket so you can follow along! For DBWP, Matt wants you educate yourself on racism in the music industry. Support the Black Independent Music Accelerator , which amplifies independent Black-owned music businesses. Bari has ...

Mar 16, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 5Ep. 10

Stupid Lil Tasks (with Luvvie Ajayi Jones)

A seagull gets a snack, cornflakes come in a new flavor, and we dive deep into the menial tasks that we all hate. After that, we have author, and podcast host Luvvie Ajayi Jones on the pod! We talk about her Beyonce box, kombucha, and her latest book Professional Troublemaker: The Fear-Fighter Manual. On DBWP, Bari suggests subscribing to the newsletter Oh God Sorry , and connecting with local food pantries. Bari is catching up on Riverdale and Matt binged all the Marvel Movies. ALL OF THEM. You...

Mar 09, 20211 hr 4 minSeason 5Ep. 9

Circle Back and Eat Me (with Margaret Cho)

Toilet surprises, kidnapping your way out of work, and diving deep into emails. Because you know what? They're actually finding us all UN-WELL! After that we have the LEGENDARY Margaret Cho on the podcast. She is an icon of standup comedy, and she's done everything from podcasting, to TV, to music, to film. Matt and Margaret get into everything from their quarantine hobbies, to bidets, to skincare, to standup. For DBWP, we're highlighting the important work of the Trans Justice Funding Project ....

Mar 02, 20211 hr 5 minSeason 5Ep. 8
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