Scientology is a groundbreaking study of self help and getting better, you're a close minded bigot! Oh yeah, well I hear you torture people and take all their money, weirdo! OH YEAH IF YOU CRITICIZE SCIENTOLOGY IM GOING TO SUE YOU! Also Unfriend me! See you in court!
I hate change! Nothing should ever change! Certainly not the time itself! And for what? Farmers! Pishaw! OH yeah, well I think it would be nice for once if we didn't keep doing something old dumb and outdated once in a while in favor of a better freakin way! OH YEAH! Well if you think Daylight Savings Time is a good idea than UNFRIEND ME!
All immigration is legal! Borders are false contructs invented by racists! Oh yeah, well why don't you just open up your house to a bunch of freeloaders and let me know how that goes for ya! OH YEAH! Well if you think illegal immigration is thing than UNFRIEND ME!
Spoilers. Are they good? Are they bad? Are they more complicated than that? Scott and Justin have all the answers, so listen up!
UnFriend Me digs into Furry culture and tries to learn all about it! With that help of research and your calls, I think we did ok! Join us!
HEY WHALE KILLER! I hope entertaining your awful children is worth the slow torture of animals you SEA MURDERER! Well I think that as long as we are not hurting these creatures, what's the harm in teaching them to jump around for treats? OH YEAH! Well if you support Sea World than UNNNNFRIEND ME! Should places like Sea World even exist in our day and age? The circus went away, so why not this? We into it!
I love nerdy stuff! I've loved it all my life! If you haven't loved it as long as I've loved it I doubt your sincerity! Stop ruining my life, Experience Vampire! Last I checked there's no time limit on when someone can like something! Blow it out your hipster ass! OH YEAH! Well if you stick up for Fake Nerd than you can UNFRIEND ME!
Westworld is the best! Criticism of the series? DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING TO ME! Oh yeah? Well I think robot fantasy stories are best told through confusion and mud! OH YEAH! Well, if you don't think grunge songs covered on player piano get old OR Westworld Season Two than UNFRIEND ME!
Boys should be boys and girls should be girls! Why does everything have to be so kooky! Oh yeah, well I think we should try swapping all he genders all the time, and even throw in some apes and stuff! OH YEAH! Well if you and your SJW virtue signalers insist on ruining everything than UNFRIEND ME!
Hey! If you want to keep these kids scandalized with thier FUBU and running around with Juicy written on their butts, then move to another school! Oh yeah well if you think I want my kid raised in your little Hitler conformity school then I think maybe I will take them to a different school! OH YEAH! Will if you don't like School Uniforms than UNFRIEND ME!
Hey fat cat! Keep smoking your fat cigars and sitting in your fat leather chairs counting your fat stacks of money while the rest of us break our backs you ghoul! OH yeah, well how about your pay your dues like I had to and get what you can and learn how to make something of yourself, ya big freeloading hippie! OH YEAH! Well if you down support a higher minimum wage than UNFRIEND ME!
We go where others fear to tread: What's the deal with porn? Good for you? Bad for you? So much to say.
We get down to the big question of our time: Did the Simpsons really peak in the mid-90's or is it still churning out quality comedy? You'll be surprised how hot this debate really is.
Drugs. What's the deal with drugs? Should more of them (or all of them) be legal? We talk about it...with you.
How we elect officials, and why it might be long in the tooth.
A break from the big society altering issues. Enjoy a spoiler filled episode of UnFriend Me for fans of Avengers Infinity War!
Hey weirdo! Just because you can't handle one relationship doesn't mean you can fix it by adding another one! Oh yeah, well I say the more the merrier! Why stop with one when you can have the entire bag! OH YEAH well if you think polyamory is possible than UNFRIEND ME!
Hey Breeder! How about you stop screwing up your kids by micro managing everything they do! I think they can survive that episode of Doc McStuffens themselves! Oh yeah, well we live in weird times and if I can keep a shorter leesh on my kids then who are you to say otherwise!!! OH YEAH! Well if you don't think helicopter parents are a problem than UNFRIEND ME
Should kids be able to drink before 21? Should the age be raised even higher? We get into it today on UnFriend Me!
How about a nice lite one, like the death penalty? ;)
Crossfit: Is it a cult? Is it a trend? Is it a fad? Is it license to get hurt? We try and find out on UnFriend me today!
Should Prostitution be legal? Should we crack down even harder on it? Big stuff today!
American Exceptionalism is a sham used to sell flags, hot dogs and Wrestlemania tickets! Oh yeah? Well I think the founding fathers used to hang out with Jesus and he told them that this was the promised land! OH YEAH! Well if you believe in American Exceptionalism than UNFRIEND ME!!!!
Tipping is a caveman tradition that enslaves our working class! Oh yeah, well then you tell the service industry to give me a big fat raise because without tips, I am screwed! OH YEAH, WELL I DON'T LIKE MATH!!!! IF YOU LOVE TIPPING THEN UNFRIEND ME!!!!
Vegans are smug, pseudoscience babies! Hey soy boys and girls, you can beat my meat. Oh yeah, well I think I should be allowed to eat any way that I please, and you're a creature killer if you say I'm wrong! OH YEAH! Well if you're a vegan you can UNNNNFRIEND MEEEEEE!
Is college a scam? Or is it the best thing you can possibly spend your money on? We break it down with your calls today!
Germaphobia: Do you have it? No? Either way, we talked about the societal impact of being ultra clean, when maybe we should be a little LESS so!
Millenials are soft, squishy baby people that are ruining our CULTURE by delaying their lives until they die childless, unfulfilled and in debt! Oh yeah, well they didn't get to pick when they were born anymore than you did, so I don't see why they have to be held to your old man standards. OH REALLY? Well... if you defend Millennials than UNFRIIIIIEND ME!!!!!
You wouldn't steal a car why would you steal from artists and developers? Oh yeah, well maybe if they didnt charge so much for this stuff and made it easier to buy, maybe I wouldn't! OH YEAH, well if you think it's cool to pirate then UNFRIEND ME!!!
Amatuer athletics is as old as civilization and now money wants to ruin THAT? Oh yeah, well if you think colleges can just bathe in pools of money while the players live on macaroni and cheese and pay off student loans, then we are gonna have a problem. WELL if you demand that college athletes get paid then UNFRIEND ME!!!!
