Sophie Duker, Gina Martin, Karen Hobbs, Master Dominic, Jamie Windust and Lola Jean help Riyadh and Alix celebrate 50 episodes! We bring you the Squirties – the first Unexpected Fluids Awards celebrating your tales of sexual fail, from First Fumble to Best Solo and Ensemble Performances and the Keep Calm And Carry On Award. Plus who will be the Sexual Hero of the Year? Big thanks to all our winners and to everyone who’s shared stories this season. Unexpected Fluids wouldn’t be the same without y...
Oct 28, 2019•50 min
When did you last get checked? After this week’s episode with Nathaniel Hall, Alix and Riyadh explore STI testing by getting a little prick each… in the finger. What happens when you go into a clinic? Are there STIs we don’t know about? Why should you get checked? And Alix reveals why HIV testing is a topic close to her heart. If you’ve been affected by any of the issues raised in this podcast you can get help at the Radio 1 Advice pages on our website.
Oct 25, 2019•17 min
The first time Nathaniel Hall had sex he contracted HIV. Nathaniel, a theatre maker, actor and campaigner from Stockport tells his story, including resisting telling his mum, making an award winning theatre show about his life... and dressing up as a Christmas pudding in an airport! Plus both Nathaniel and listener Barney reveal tales of getting caught with their pants down, and listener Stella takes a tumble in a Hungarian hostel. If you've been affected or want to learn more about the topics i...
Oct 21, 2019•33 min
Welcome to the first of Extra Splash mini episodes. We had a flood of emails from you about abstinence after the Kelsey De Almeida episode. Why do some people choose it? Can going fap-free improve your sex life and beyond? What are No Fap November and Locktober? This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Oct 19, 2019•15 min
Rose Johnson on having Pointless sex, wedding nights and Edinburgh one night stands; Darren Harriott on circumcision and learning about love from R&B; Alix gets a sexy surprise and we all get an education in cruising. Recorded live from the BBC Tent at Edinburgh Fringe. Thank you everyone sharing stories on the night. This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Oct 14, 2019•42 min
Are actors more or less real in bed? Can a tampon get lost inside you? What’s with all the sex fog in films? All these questions and more are answered in our second sex-on-screen special, in which Aimee Lou Wood from Sex Education shares an incredible story of her own sexual fail and talks about how unsexy it was filming sex scenes with her now IRL beau Connor Swindells. Thanks for all your stories, especially listener Emma, who tells us about the time she re-enacted a film with disastrous conse...
Oct 06, 2019•38 min
Can award winning porn director Erika Lust make our sexual fails sexy? We also hear why a member of her crew had to hold a bed for 45 minutes, how she is disrupting the industry and listener Tallulah shares a story involving an inventive way of smuggling a diamond.
Sep 29, 2019•32 min
Christian virgin Kelsey de Almeida on escaping the women trying to deflower him, why his parents offered to help him get laid and religious porn. We also had a flood of emails about squirting with some surprising results… This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Sep 22, 2019•35 min
Comedian Josh Jones on foot festishes, foreskin clothes pegs and finding and owning his voice, Alix and Riyadh get to know him from top to bottom. Plus the very specific world of Sonic the Hedgehog porn… This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Sep 15, 2019•33 min
Comedian Lily Phillips dives deep into stories of vulvas, underwater rope bondage and dog periods. Big thanks to Steve for sharing a tale of a workplace romance gone epically wrong. Plus if you say cystitis into the mirror three times do you get a UTI forever? This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Sep 08, 2019•37 min
Helen Bauer talks about her dad’s porn search history, why Zoe Coombs Marr is always offered semen and the glorious return of Adam Rowe; there’s a fistful of comedy talent live from the BBC Tent at Edinburgh Fringe. Thank you to Chris, Jack, Mel and Natalie for sharing stories. This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Sep 02, 2019•40 min
The holder of the world record for most volume of squirting, sex educator Lola Jean, joins Alix and Riyadh. Exploring myths, male squirting and muscle groups, we’re gushing with pride to be back for Series 4. Thank you to Jenny and Kirsty for sharing stories. This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Aug 26, 2019•35 min
Series 4 is coming, plus we return to Edinburgh Fringe Festival! On the 18th August we’ll be recording two special episodes in Edinburgh and we want you there! Expect filth, fun and the finest stand-up comedy, get your free tickets here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/edinburghtickets We’re also planning an awards ceremony (yes really), and although Alix and Riyadh don’t agree on the name, they do agree that they want more of your stories! If things have ever gone slightly awry in the bedroom, send your ...
Jul 31, 2019•6 min
Investigating a legendary medical myth, unsolicited dick pics and an (almost) killer story, we’re mopping up Series 3. Packed with outtakes and extras, there are also cleaning tips for dodgy stains on the walls. Thank you to everyone who submitted stories for Series 3. This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! We’ll be back soon for Series 4, so if you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
May 26, 2019•36 min
From the tooth guy to labelling, comedian Desiree Burch shares titbits from life as virgin dominatrix, being a bisexual and the differences between sex in the US and UK. Thanks to Sam and Alexander for sharing tales of safe words and telephone guidance…
May 19, 2019•40 min
How not to experiment with coldplay, how many batteries you should take to a swingers party in Jamaica and what to do if your bank manager calls you up at work... when you work as a cam girl. Florence and Reed aka Come Curious share what they've learned from their podcast and online channel. And thanks to Richard; his great story has a hole in it.
May 13, 2019•33 min
The worst/best videos teachers showed you, Harry’s Tumblr life and his dad’s unusual approach to sex education. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
May 05, 2019•30 min
Pornstar and viral sensation Sophie Anderson joins Alix and Riyadh to talk all things porn; from fear of joining the industry to becoming an LGBT icon. Plus she reveals stories of when watersports goes wrong, driving the ‘Fake Taxi’ and the perils of numbing cream.
Apr 28, 2019•43 min
Love Island’s Dr Alex reveals his most bizarre sexual A&E stories, why he ‘abstained’ on the show and the perils of dating when famous. Plus Alix reads a WILD listener story that ends with one hospital visit, two concerned parents and a near concussion. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share, email us [email protected].
Apr 21, 2019•36 min
Award winning comedian and wheelchair user Aaron Simmonds talks strip Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit, phantom limbs and manscaping. Additional production support provided by BBC Ouch.
Apr 14, 2019•34 min
Sex parties, Iraqi families and being non-binary in the gay dating scene with drag performer and filmmaker Amrou Al-Kadhi. Thanks to Victoria for sharing a story of an overpopulated jacuzzi! We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Apr 06, 2019•37 min
Comedian Stephen Bailey talks about the problem with big penises, and what he learned from Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Plus a listener shares the perils of post-coital politics. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Mar 31, 2019•38 min
Comedian Fran Bushe talks about squirting workshops, sex camp and the perils of vaginal eggs in her quest for better sex. Plus Alix reads one of the most intense stories we’ve ever had on the pod. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected]
Mar 25, 2019•39 min
Munroe Bergdorf joins Alix and Riyadh to talk about porn preferences, awkward threesomes, joining the mile high club and trans lingerie. After last week’s chat about objectophilia, Alix challenges Munroe and Riyadh to a game of sex toy or rollercoaster. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected] *for the backstory on Barbie listen to Season 2 episode 6 with Adam Rowe. *for the backstory on t...
Mar 18, 2019•45 min
We’ve cleaned up our act for Series 3. Ethan the naked cleaner joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox, sharing how to avoid bleach near your bits, hoarders’ houses and the worst fluid/surface combo to clean. Thanks to Alex for sharing a story of what could have been… We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected] *for the backstory on the milking machine listen to Master Dom’s episode in Season 1...
Mar 11, 2019•39 min
We’re warming up for Series 3, with loads more of your hilarious tales of sexual fail. We’re still recording the series, so if you’d like to send us a story email us! [email protected]
Mar 04, 2019•3 min
Jack Ladd has written an erotic tale of Alix and Riyadh. Could this happen IRL? You’ll have to wait for Series 3 to find out. We’ll be back in early 2019. In the meantime, if you have a hilarious (real life) tale of sexual fail let us know – [email protected]
Dec 24, 2018•12 min
Relax in the afterglow of the epic session that was Series 2. Alix and Riyadh show each other their favourite bits – featuring Jason Dorito, the hidden condom, where Barbie was and more. If you only listen to one episode make it this one. Thanks to all the anons for sharing stories this series! If you have a hilarious tale of sexual fail for Series 3 let us know – [email protected]
Dec 17, 2018•21 min
Warning: contains explicit punograpy. The real 360 annual appraisal, Channing Tatum’s journey from stripper to fawn and what your barista is really doing in the stockroom… comedian Samantha Baines reads your stories of sex going wrong at work, and Riyadh finally breaks the seal and becomes a pundamentalist.
Dec 10, 2018•42 min
There’s a fine line that we obviously crossed so you didn’t have to. Erotic writer Jack Ladd discusses throuples, double penetration and sub-spacing.
Dec 03, 2018•37 min
