[franklin]: uh [howard]: oh [franklin]: ah [franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the first podcast [howard]: yeah [franklin]: take place from a king size bed from beautiful heathenism to i'm your main host [franklin]: franklin o [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world uncle howard [howard]: well i've taken the pledge franklin's take the pledge now have you the fans taken [howard]: the pledge every single day babification corrupts and destroys
[franklin]: yeah [howard]: the beautiful art of professional wrestling whether it's a a so called journalist saying things [howard]: like holy freak ing crap balls [franklin]: yeah [howard]: or whether it's someone who thinks that a wrestler they've seen on their t v [howard]: is their best friend baba fires have ruined wrestling like we've never seen before but [howard]: it's in our hands to stop it if you see someone babify and wrestling if
[howard]: you see them acting like it's one of them little animates that they watch on [howard]: their on their tubes you can tell them get out of here loser stopping a [howard]: nord [franklin]: beautifully [howard]: yeah [franklin]: said my or you're just coming in hot [howard]: yeah i'm sick [franklin]: i [howard]: of these babies brother you know it if i wanted to be a baby i'd [howard]: be a b g n and take a look at a baby with my own [howard]: two eyes yeah oh
[franklin]: oh man dude you are coming in hot dude [howard]: he [franklin]: i really am just like i'm taking a back [howard]: yeah [franklin]: almost here [howard]: i've [franklin]: that [howard]: been thinking about it all day man and we've been getting into it on the [howard]: shared account in franklin [franklin]: we [howard]: i know [franklin]: we have [howard]: i try not to get into disputes too much because i know it's you know [howard]: it's our business but [franklin]: it is
[howard]: first of all first of all this this cat is this he calls himself a [howard]: journalist i call him a charlatan [franklin]: so [howard]: named san [franklin]: all right [howard]: ross sap of what [franklin]: all right [howard]: hey brother guess what does i got i can meet right because i'm shooting and [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he he calls himself a journalist i see [franklin]: oh [howard]: he's you know what he is he might as well be as hardy's partner because
[howard]: he's a stand stand [franklin]: wow [howard]: stand laurel right [franklin]: right [howard]: there [franklin]: ah [howard]: yeah what's going on i'll tell you what's going on i see the [franklin]: a [howard]: state of journalism is in the worst streets i've ever seen he says hey what [howard]: what should i be reporting on i don't [franklin]: yeah [howard]: know what do you guys want see well last i checked they didn't uncover the
[howard]: water gate scandal because bob woodward said oh what do you guys want me to [howard]: talk about i'm a little baby [franklin]: yeah [howard]: thank you [franklin]: wow well okay i guess we'll mention this and then [howard]: oh [franklin]: continue [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you got blocked by shenrassap so did our friend the undertaker by the way [howard]: yeah [franklin]: undertaker [howard]: for no reason
[franklin]: under digger got a lot of like viral activity on his not a contest or [franklin]: anything but you know he did did you see like you got like a [howard]: yeah [franklin]: good amount [howard]: yeah ah for sure dude [franklin]: but what i mean like [howard]: right [franklin]: i want to make this like i'm sure she ross is like sap is a [franklin]: decent enough guy and like i'm not going to i don't [howard]: what's [franklin]: want [howard]: he done for me
[franklin]: okay hasn't been shipped for either of us like look [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is he in er yes like like can we just like i don't want to [franklin]: get sucked into this like oh he's a fucking cock like again he might [howard]: he is [franklin]: be [howard]: for sure a cock dude [franklin]: okay yes he's for sure the point i'm trying to make is like i'm sure [franklin]: he's a decent enough guy [howard]: yeah [franklin]: right [howard]: enough
[franklin]: but he just happens i mean i don't want it to be like oh like [franklin]: this is not a rivalry you know [howard]: well [franklin]: they would ave [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to be competition then [howard]: it's [franklin]: but [howard]: not a rivalry because i mean it's not like tom brady has a rivalry with [howard]: like a pretty shitty high school quarterback [franklin]: right yes exactly so i mean son ross sat for those that don't know he's [franklin]: a wrestling [howard]: oh
[franklin]: journalist but like in wrestling journalism you don't have access to the major companies unless [franklin]: like guess you are just saying things like oh my god last night's show was [franklin]: amaze balls [howard]: oh [franklin]: or like oh my god this is so great and like that's not what a [franklin]: normal journalist does like somebody's interviewing la bran is like la bran you crushed it [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tonight oh my god that was freaking epic you know you know no like this [franklin]: is not how it works [howard]: yeah well i mean i think i think there's a couple real wrestling list i [howard]: think they've been at [franklin]: m [howard]: it for about forty five years or so and then i think there's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: a bunch of guys who are just like i was watching your twitch [franklin]: you [howard]: stream [franklin]: do
[howard]: and i cannot believe how good you are at counter strike oh [franklin]: that's [howard]: and [franklin]: really essentially and like see here's my thing my gripe with him again there is [franklin]: really [howard]: oh [franklin]: again i really do believe he is a nice enough guy and like i think [franklin]: that that shouldn't be understated i don't want [howard]: i don't [franklin]: to be [howard]: want [franklin]: one of [howard]: oh [franklin]: these guys or like this is how
[howard]: h [franklin]: like film twitter people act at marvel [howard]: oh [franklin]: like [howard]: yeah they're like [franklin]: enthusiasts [howard]: i'll literally fight you [franklin]: yeah and like i don't want us to be those i mean he is here's [franklin]: what i want to give him i think he's doing it for money i really [franklin]: hope he's doing it because he wants that rosenberg peter rosenberg spot of wwwand [howard]: oh
[franklin]: like yeah de because i can relate to making money but if you actually like [franklin]: the shows you're an idiot so like which [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is because i hope you're just a fucking guy who wants money because money is [franklin]: awesome [howard]: he ain't never going to be a tod pet and gill man you know [franklin]: hell no [howard]: no he's a he's fuck that guy man [franklin]: not tod [howard]: no not tod man [franklin]: h [howard]: you know the word of tod
[franklin]: m [howard]: as far as i'm concerned but [franklin]: that's right man [howard]: this senrassapcat man and he's a baby about it you know he's saying he's like [franklin]: oh [howard]: i believe there's so you know there is so dope with it i ove wearing [howard]: my [franklin]: hm [howard]: little sneaker shoes and going on my tickytockes [franklin]: well you signed [howard]: yes [franklin]: up for tiktok [howard]: yeah but that's just because of money brother [franklin]: that's right
[howard]: yeah the cream of the tock tick tock [franklin]: m [howard]: we got [franklin]: m [howard]: we got a follower on there [franklin]: m no ship did we [howard]: and we we got a like three or four followers and i don't even know [howard]: what i'm doing i'm posted to two clips [franklin]: senors [howard]: check [franklin]: you [howard]: us [franklin]: should [howard]: out [franklin]: toast the [howard]: tik tok [franklin]: like a video [howard]: uncle [franklin]: video
[howard]: to uncle yeah i got to make a video where i'm like outside and [franklin]: you're [howard]: i'm like [franklin]: like [howard]: you [franklin]: dancing [howard]: i got to go to poland do i chapotahack check out this dope chipolahack ou [howard]: just order your food and they give it to you [franklin]: yeah you don't know about the secret menu brother [howard]: you got order the tort on the side [franklin]: no [howard]: it's like three times as much food no it's not
[franklin]: it is you get like an extra taco right there brother [howard]: yeah [franklin]: they can't even get mad at you [howard]: they can't that's a [franklin]: a [howard]: hack [franklin]: oh [howard]: h [howard]: s that's what i've been ordering at chapel [franklin]: man [howard]: give me the pis taco [franklin]: so [howard]: yeah [franklin]: so in chepotle right they have the secret menu which is [howard]: oh [franklin]: you know i think the main [howard]: i
[franklin]: item of the fucking [howard]: oh [franklin]: staple of the secret menu has always been the case a ride right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: so that's like that's the one you know it's you know breed if [howard]: oh [franklin]: melted cheese [howard]: no [franklin]: and the other layer i mean it's accessive like a bride [howard]: what [franklin]: already has too much i mean at this point like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: what are you doing but none [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the less like that's what are their secret menu like stuff is there for chip [franklin]: outlay [howard]: they got french for us [franklin]: you can ask for them calloway style [howard]: gonna get some of them calloway [franklin]: oh [howard]: fries they go right away on the micro wave glass rote and plate thing uh [franklin]: so um let me see i'm looking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: at a [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: list you're supposedly they have not chosen a secret menu because they do have to [franklin]: th [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: but they [franklin]: so [howard]: couldn't [franklin]: wait [howard]: do anything with they can't heat it [franklin]: yeah [howard]: up oh [franklin]: they can't really eat so they can put stuff on there i think it's already [franklin]: kind of hot though right it's kind of sitting there nd it's pretty [howard]: it's like [franklin]: hot
[howard]: warm i guess [franklin]: that's right it wouldn't be like typical so they basically get their like torta chips [franklin]: from the bag and pour it in a i don't know so you're tapping [howard]: one [franklin]: a little [howard]: of those [franklin]: bit on [howard]: little [franklin]: the desk [howard]: tricks [franklin]: there [howard]: oh sorry man [franklin]: yes [howard]: i'll stop tapping [franklin]: so i think the chapotle [howard]: oh
[franklin]: so they had the baritodea this is stupid these are just people coming up with [franklin]: names man this is i don't [howard]: yeah [franklin]: buy this [howard]: it's it's like you're saying oh i [franklin]: no [howard]: invented a hack at outback stake house i ordered the salad without tomatoes on it [howard]: with a hack [franklin]: i think that's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: literally one of the [howard]: oh [franklin]: japotlay this is from spoon university dot com by the way
[howard]: oh [franklin]: is better progaryou um [howard]: yeah [franklin]: wha the they have omething called dragon sauce [howard]: oh okay what's that [franklin]: uh [howard]: oh [franklin]: dragon sauces it's popularized by tick talkers so your people [howard]: no [franklin]: it's made by combining sour cream and hot and hot salza [howard]: oh so that's just something you have to do yourself you could never [franklin]: oh [howard]: say hey can you take some of that salza and mix [franklin]: ye
[howard]: up i saw anybody do that you know what i would do i would hiss [howard]: at that like i was a mad cat you i'd be like [franklin]: have the spicy caso which i and you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: have to basically [howard]: yeah [franklin]: again now this was [howard]: ah [franklin]: endorsed by capotes tik tok [howard]: yeah [franklin]: so you have to [howard]: yeah [franklin]: get uh yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you have to get some case and then [howard]: oh
[franklin]: ask for the hot sauce [howard]: ah [franklin]: again and then have the mix up for you how demeaning [howard]: how pissedoff would you be if you work at chapotla and the official shapotla tick [howard]: tock is [franklin]: oh [howard]: like hey mingles ployes do this extra ship [franklin]: yeah [howard]: because you know they're not [franklin]: that's what [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'd say to them [howard]: that is what i'd say i'd give them a big [franklin]: oh
[howard]: moon and then i would leave i might [franklin]: you [howard]: get it [franklin]: pull your [howard]: chapotlyeah [franklin]: panther yeah [howard]: i might get a job at pola just so i can quit on the first [howard]: day moon moon some [franklin]: yeah [howard]: care in just douce out of there wouldn't that be cool [franklin]: you would moon somebody [howard]: no that's respectful [franklin]: yeah [howard]: man [franklin]: like like here's the thing if you were to get mooned
[howard]: yeah [franklin]: what's the stopping the person from being like hitting your bare [howard]: yeah [franklin]: bottom immediately bro [howard]: well if i'm far enough away like you [franklin]: okay [howard]: can [franklin]: your distance [howard]: you can moon [franklin]: got [howard]: a [franklin]: a [howard]: train [franklin]: you can move like [howard]: oh [franklin]: mooning have you ever been on before [howard]: oh i mean i don't think so actually i think i remember that kind of
[howard]: disrespect [franklin]: right it is weird to like see somebody else's but dude and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like [howard]: you're like well i didn't [franklin]: get a little [howard]: ask for [franklin]: angry [howard]: that [franklin]: man like i [howard]: yeah [franklin]: don't like it i didn't like what i've got in mound [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: who who moons you what happened [franklin]: i mean some [howard]: oh
[franklin]: some jerks driving by i was walking i was walking in my car just you [franklin]: know leaving the bar in miami called wood tavern don't know if it's around [howard]: oh [franklin]: anymore i think it's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: what so some people just drove by [howard]: oh [franklin]: and they're hawking their horn i'm like oh no well what's this maybe they're they're [franklin]: goin to gie me some coupons or something right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: well there is no coup on dude
[howard]: yeah [franklin]: i see i see the person dried and then i've seen the passenger side bear [franklin]: but cheeks [howard]: what well that would have kissed me off [franklin]: imagine if i would have ran there like a coca cola and just spray that [franklin]: man's ass [howard]: imagine if you had been [franklin]: yeah [howard]: an old grandma [franklin]: oh god i would have i would have fallen down
[howard]: yeah you know these guys that don't think about everything in this world is connected [howard]: you know one day o moon somebody the next day and old grandma got her [howard]: heart broken [franklin]: oh my god that's that's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: devastating so like if you're mooning somebody i think you have to be careful man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: because like i don't know like i feel like i'm ready i'm ready to get
[franklin]: mooned and i'm ready for like you know like destroy like a couple of you [franklin]: know a cold brew right on somebody's bear ass for that how fun would that [franklin]: be for them [howard]: you know i'm never ready to get mooned [franklin]: nobody is man [howard]: no [franklin]: you know what i think about miners [franklin]: oh [howard]: franklin you're doing a really good job tonight [franklin]: i'm just trying to you know i think that's the list format [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that does it for me on the [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a little [howard]: you're [franklin]: inside [howard]: a [franklin]: baseball for you [howard]: you're a list guy [franklin]: yeah i'm a list guy man i'm a list guy what can i tell you [howard]: oh [franklin]: well so we've explored the secret menu have you ever ordered anything off a secret [franklin]: menu [howard]: no not not at chapel anyway [franklin]: but you [howard]: because
[franklin]: have in general though you said not that you polly [howard]: well i've gone to in and out burgers [franklin]: oh [howard]: you know they do there there and in and out half there as all the [howard]: secret mine they got the animal styles and you [franklin]: m [howard]: know the double doubles [franklin]: m [howard]: and all that but [franklin]: is [howard]: that's [franklin]: that not [howard]: expected [franklin]: on the regular [howard]: it's not but it's understood
[franklin]: yeah [howard]: it's not like no one's going to get surprised by it but i [franklin]: my [howard]: feel like a lot of these secret menu things you can very feasibly order it [howard]: and so what the hell you and i never heard of that before you're like [howard]: oh let me get the bartorio with the you know the fire juice or whatever [howard]: they're goin just say [franklin]: the dragon [howard]: like [franklin]: sauce
[howard]: excuse me sir this is my first day i'm fifteen years old [franklin]: yeah [howard]: then you just feel like a damn [franklin]: yeah [howard]: bully wouldn't you [franklin]: i feel bad doing secret menu because i feel i did [howard]: they're [franklin]: ask [howard]: already [franklin]: for the [howard]: working [franklin]: case arite [howard]: hard enough [franklin]: once [howard]: oh [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and did they get mad [franklin]: they didn't get mad like it [howard]: oh
[franklin]: was it was a short line and i was [howard]: i [franklin]: with a friend and a friend asked for [howard]: ah [franklin]: it before i did [howard]: right [franklin]: so i'm [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like i'm like yeah [howard]: okay [franklin]: i'm going to do the same as an like i prefaced it like hey [howard]: yeah [franklin]: can you do the case rito like i heard [howard]: oh [franklin]: about it and like i [howard]: right [franklin]: prefaced it like [howard]: you [franklin]: it
[howard]: weren't [franklin]: wasn't [howard]: you were like it was a pain the ass i don't want that [franklin]: like if they would have [howard]: they [franklin]: said given me a bullshit lie like hey we don't do that [howard]: oh [franklin]: here i would have accepted it and been like cool just give me a regular [franklin]: brito [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: it wasn't anything special so i really i will never do that again in my [franklin]: life
[howard]: it was a waste of your time and theirs [franklin]: it was more cheese [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and more tortilla to [howard]: oh [franklin]: to already enormous barreto [howard]: that sounds good to me i love tourtes man [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i could probably live off it you know there's a lot of times my handler [franklin]: oh [howard]: will be like [franklin]: oh [howard]: she'll be like oh i'm kind of busy late tonight can you make a dinner
[howard]: i'm always just like yeah i'll just like do a bunch of rice is that [howard]: good enough [franklin]: that's pretty good man you know [howard]: like all right i'm gonna have some crackers and [franklin]: uh [howard]: some rice and [franklin]: uh [howard]: i good off [franklin]: m [howard]: that and [franklin]: yeah [howard]: you know it turns out like a lot of people don't consider that to be [howard]: like a reasonable meal
[franklin]: you know if you should get a brito what's the worst thing you can construct [franklin]: a atchapotla what would you think would be the worst thing [howard]: oh [franklin]: that's [howard]: man [franklin]: like the thing that like so my thing would [howard]: i [franklin]: be if you make a brito and the only thing inside of it and i [franklin]: hate sour cream would be sour cream and pico de go but [howard]: um [franklin]: have it be full like a normal brito and then when you bite into
[howard]: like [franklin]: it is just [howard]: oh [franklin]: it's just your biting into a chunk of sour cream and i think that would [franklin]: be the most disheartening thing you could just bite [howard]: i was [franklin]: into [howard]: literally just thinking like what's the best thing i could order a [franklin]: yeah [howard]: sour cream and pico [franklin]: oh really i love people do i love [howard]: yeah [franklin]: people do i throw the picodegao [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: in there to just because if you're just buying to sour cream it's like a [franklin]: bad prank but like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: this is something that would look vile like i love that i love the picodegao [howard]: sour cream cheese gluck pico de go [franklin]: yes [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yes you just you think you're goin to bite into it and you're going to [franklin]: have some kind of substance and just it's just creamy kay so kay so [howard]: oh yeah i [franklin]: cas
[howard]: don't [franklin]: o sour [howard]: um [franklin]: cream [howard]: m [franklin]: was a quack [howard]: yeah that's [franklin]: oh [howard]: a big good [franklin]: how green white [howard]: ah [franklin]: and yellow glue i go [howard]: you know what [franklin]: m [howard]: i got the chap app on my [franklin]: yeah [howard]: phone i'm not gonna obviously i'm recording episode right now so i'm not going to [howard]: order food but [franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i'm just going to see if i can put that together and [franklin]: i [howard]: just [franklin]: think you can't let me know alive [howard]: oh [franklin]: if you can put that together and take a screen shot and post it on [franklin]: the instagram okay [howard]: yeah on the instagram yeah that's [franklin]: or wherever [howard]: a good call [franklin]: i mean posted [howard]: no [franklin]: all [howard]: the [franklin]: over
[howard]: instagram is good man you got to follows on uncle to uncle the instagram that's [howard]: with [franklin]: it's [howard]: the [franklin]: the gram [howard]: two [franklin]: is god we put in a work in there eating [howard]: oh [franklin]: eating a goddamn brito only sour cream quack and case is no different than [howard]: no [franklin]: that's right sucking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: on chilly dogs i mean [howard]: oh
[franklin]: actually i think i would rather suck a chilly dog than a sucking creamy brito [howard]: just no solid there would be nothing to [franklin]: no [howard]: bite [franklin]: solid [howard]: into [franklin]: no i think even if you add pico the guas not solid but ould be [howard]: it's [franklin]: the [howard]: pretty [franklin]: illusion [howard]: solid [franklin]: but once you [howard]: or [franklin]: bite [howard]: it's pretty [franklin]: into it [howard]: liquid yeah
[franklin]: once you bite into its creamy but it's solid in texture [howard]: i wonder if we could get any of our great fans [franklin]: yeah [howard]: out there to take the uncle to uncle spot challenge [franklin]: that [howard]: the [franklin]: seems [howard]: order [franklin]: wasteful [howard]: i bet some of them would eat it man [franklin]: i don't want to see that i mean i get what you're saying it is [franklin]: a challenge i mean we could have it be oh i want a [howard]: that
[franklin]: brito you know uncle style [howard]: yeah yeah can i get a brito uncle style [franklin]: it's [howard]: uh [franklin]: all right fucking [howard]: yeah maybe [franklin]: podcasters [howard]: that could be on the secret menu [franklin]: uncle style quack [howard]: yeah [franklin]: chick case and sour cream [howard]: yeah all right so i'm gonna do in none rice none beans [franklin]: m [howard]: glackum
[franklin]: you can do it because like dominos lets you order the worst possible pieces [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: imaginable [howard]: you can get the nun pizza with left beef [franklin]: like you can just get bread and beef for you get a ranch pizza for [franklin]: all you [howard]: oh [franklin]: know if your heart desires man you know [howard]: i'm not sure i'm not sure oh you okay so let's see [franklin]: sure [howard]: i'm trying this so i got no rice no beans [franklin]: you should
[howard]: i'm [franklin]: order [howard]: doing [franklin]: this and get it to shampoodler and [howard]: i [franklin]: send it on over if we had his address got dam it [howard]: oh man i wish we as please make a filling decision i guess oh but [howard]: i [franklin]: philly [howard]: can do i'll [franklin]: so [howard]: say [franklin]: hood quack [howard]: veg and they say it was a meal for i say howard say es and [howard]: then i say [franklin]: they're asking [howard]: edit [franklin]: at
[howard]: yeah they are asking that [franklin]: i like whose cox your daughter's [howard]: i'm really intrigued about i think i might genuinely try that some day [franklin]: what oh [howard]: that the uncle style brito [franklin]: you're sick [howard]: oh they'll say oh is that a case of deal and go no [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i don't want to heat it up [franklin]: all that sour cream and they'll know yeah [howard]: right [franklin]: m [howard]: you think [franklin]: h
[howard]: sara cream is a white person thing or it's just white in color [franklin]: yeah i was saying like oh sorry yeah i didn't [howard]: yeah [franklin]: frame it good okay hey look [howard]: because as [franklin]: okay so we have [howard]: your [franklin]: now we have a menu item that neither [howard]: yeah [franklin]: of us would endorse and neither i mean if you eat that i really at [franklin]: that i think less of you but i will not [howard]: i'll think [franklin]: will not
[howard]: more [franklin]: respect [howard]: of you [franklin]: you i don't like it [howard]: i like it i think i think it sounds pretty good man [franklin]: i don't [howard]: m [franklin]: know i don't know [howard]: i'm hungry i'm hungry as a motofukeid [franklin]: yeah [howard]: eat that yeah [franklin]: other [howard]: you [franklin]: i bought like an all wet brito so ud be like pico [howard]: yeah [franklin]: corn [howard]: oh yeah you [franklin]: h [howard]: got to get some of the
[franklin]: h [howard]: corn [franklin]: oh wait we could add hot sauce to our to ur all squashy meal to [franklin]: get a little spice to it [howard]: oh yeah that's right yeah let's go [franklin]: what's [howard]: for [franklin]: the [howard]: the [franklin]: other [howard]: squish [franklin]: that there's like a medium there's like that green one [howard]: yes he could gag the tomato salca the [franklin]: yeah [howard]: tomatiosalca [franklin]: tomato [howard]: the tomato red sala the sour
[franklin]: yes [howard]: cream [franklin]: sour [howard]: the [franklin]: cree [howard]: the cheese the case so [franklin]: jesus i think cheese might [howard]: i [franklin]: be the most solid thing there [howard]: yeah [franklin]: strato [howard]: please [franklin]: cheese [howard]: make a filling selection so we have to do one filling [franklin]: what what do you mean by filling and can you explain [howard]: well it's a i mean so i think it's one of the it's either like
[howard]: the chicken steak carney s or veg so i guess you just do veg because [howard]: then [franklin]: that's [howard]: you can [franklin]: insult you have to select one of those [howard]: yeah that is insult if you do [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it online anyway [franklin]: yeah if you do it on so you have to i think veg would be [franklin]: i mean the worst of the worst [howard]: yeah because then it's like this unnecessary crunch [franklin]: m yeah you get all this smoothness and your
[howard]: oh [franklin]: only crunch your only salvation is not even meat its vegetables yeah [howard]: ah [franklin]: throw some plums on there too and still be [howard]: yeah [franklin]: disgusting [howard]: hey can i get a plum in there [franklin]: yeah oh [howard]: all right [franklin]: is [howard]: i'm [franklin]: it [howard]: going to post this on our instagram it is gonna be a big big hit [franklin]: it's got yeah we've got in a [howard]: oh [franklin]: lot of weird likes on our instagram
[howard]: yeah we're big now in instagram times [franklin]: it's only when i yell at trucks [howard]: uh [franklin]: what [howard]: yeah [franklin]: can [howard]: people [franklin]: i tell you [howard]: people love just [franklin]: oh [howard]: think about it [franklin]: your five second clip [howard]: you know what i love i love when i go on instagram looking at briney [howard]: spears post and we [franklin]: m [howard]: got i'm not going to blow up a spot but we got one of our
[howard]: buddies and he likes every single one of our posts as long as she is [howard]: not wearing a lot of clothes [franklin]: yeah [franklin]: i'll ask you afterwards who it is i ve [howard]: is that not who you expect [franklin]: yeah [howard]: so it's cool man [franklin]: doesn't help me [howard]: right now [franklin]: i got a friend who's i mean who likes all the jade cargill is [howard]: oh [franklin]: just [howard]: hell [franklin]: like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah it's just like de
[howard]: uh [franklin]: i mean like i think i'll see it's been up for a minute and then [franklin]: i'll see that mother suckers name just appear on the damn lights like god [howard]: yeah [franklin]: damn dude m [howard]: he's ready for it [franklin]: m [howard]: man [franklin]: he you know is the philosophy that if you like enough like [howard]: oh [franklin]: they'll [howard]: yeah [franklin]: take notice [howard]: i'm seeing it yeah and i mean he's got what can i say he ain't
[howard]: blind [franklin]: i'm not saying it's wrong that's the last [howard]: oh [franklin]: thing i'm saying it's more than fucking relatable but now i'm asking do you expect [franklin]: results you know [howard]: well you never know you [franklin]: yeah [howard]: miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take [franklin]: but as i like a shot i guess it kind of could be [howard]: she might be like who's like in me oh it's this guy okay [franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh david ben was like in me that's pretty good [franklin]: yeah i don't know about that i don't [howard]: uh [franklin]: know about that [howard]: david but david been while recently hung out with scorpio sky [franklin]: that's good man that's good [howard]: two lesters [franklin]: well yeah i don't think jade's [howard]: don't [franklin]: going to message somebody and be like oh wow this guy is like all my [franklin]: post to let me give [howard]: yeah [franklin]: him a message
[howard]: oh you're right [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i have been looking for this guy a guy like [franklin]: ah [howard]: you oh [franklin]: i think the fact that she will that she would message any man it's just [franklin]: insane it is just the most insane thing you know [howard]: david been posted a picture of his dad [franklin]: ye [howard]: with mickie moths [franklin]: m [howard]: on a disney world trip is [franklin]: david [howard]: pretty [franklin]: been [howard]: cool
[franklin]: while being crispin walls son right [howard]: yes [franklin]: i'm just saying for the people who don't people [howard]: oh [franklin]: who are [howard]: yeah [franklin]: just like you [howard]: there's [franklin]: know [howard]: a picture of edge crispin wat and mickey mouse on a crew ship [franklin]: oh wow [howard]: it's a lot of lot [franklin]: m [howard]: of stuff that i [franklin]: ye [howard]: didn't necessarily expect to see today [franklin]: no no i did not either but
[howard]: yeah [franklin]: thank you for [howard]: but yeah [franklin]: bringing it to my attention here [howard]: i wonder if david wall would get a brito uncle style [franklin]: i think i think david ben all that might be his regular style brito [howard]: yeah it's like that sounds good to me [franklin]: i think there's a lot there's a lot [howard]: m [franklin]: of trauma there brother i think he could benefit from watching an division [howard]: oh yeah he loves one vision
[franklin]: yeah he's like [franklin]: brogan always asking about vision [howard]: yeah i bet i was a lot because it has made of [franklin]: ah [howard]: metal like a [franklin]: yeah [howard]: but [franklin]: yeah does doesn't gain weight [howard]: but [franklin]: either [howard]: no but you can't [franklin]: oh [howard]: lose it oh yeah [franklin]: ah [howard]: you can't because [franklin]: ye [howard]: he can change his density [franklin]: matter can't change how [howard]: oh
[franklin]: anyway i'm not getting to nort jesus christ [howard]: brother he's got he's got the mind stone [franklin]: yeah i know he's got the mind stone that's great it's fucking terrific anyways can [franklin]: we take a quick break because brother [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i got to take a piss man [howard]: where you going [franklin]: yeah [howard]: to take it to chote [franklin]: i'm not going to take it that your potelymad [howard]: yeah go ahead
[franklin]: you want to talk for their duration [howard]: yeah [franklin]: or [howard]: i'll talk in the duration man i got a lot to say [franklin]: it's going to be like a forty seven [howard]: yeah [franklin]: second piss to [howard]: you got a long piss while i got a long dick so let's get going [franklin]: i'll be right back oh [howard]: all right so recently there was a big controversy on twitter this this clown he [howard]: might be a clown but i'm not laughing goes by the name r j
[franklin]: kay [howard]: was saying who would win in a fight star wars mc transformers or d c [howard]: apparently according to the idiots charge of voting star war is one well i strongly [howard]: disagree so based purely on cynematic universes there's no a m c loses you got [howard]: you got caroled and verse captain marvell she can rip through a tatar army like [howard]: there nothing so that alone would easily beat who's the strongest synematic jet like smoke
[howard]: i guess he wouldn't even know she was coming she hit him in light speed [howard]: he's done and then you star wars what are you going to do against [franklin]: yeah [howard]: just the synematic transformers they're so fast they're so chaotic they just rip through everything [howard]: they're big they're strong their psycho that's hard to [franklin]: sorry about that buddy [howard]: that's okay i was just saying how mc [franklin]: ah [howard]: wins a fight every single time
[franklin]: you know [howard]: ah [franklin]: i appreciate it because if i had to edit this it would take me like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: ten extra minutes to [howard]: yeah and [franklin]: do [howard]: you [franklin]: it [howard]: don't [franklin]: so [howard]: have [franklin]: that's [howard]: to [franklin]: a [howard]: because [franklin]: that's [howard]: i [franklin]: a good [howard]: said so some truth [franklin]: there we go man i appreciate [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it man so everybody out there [howard]: oh [franklin]: that's like a whole movie scene man goddamn [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: none the less big man we asked some traditions here in the king size bed [franklin]: don't we big man [howard]: we do we've always had him [franklin]: a [howard]: every single episode has had this linking connected moment [franklin]: oh [howard]: and that's the movies [franklin]: the movies baby that's right you know them we love to watch them we love
[franklin]: to talk about them and [howard]: yep [franklin]: uh i mean well hold on god damn it [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the list failed me [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no [howard]: the list sucks [franklin]: she doesn't talk but i do list mode man what can i tell you anyways [franklin]: uh bert turned me into this movie here and i'm sure i've talked about it [franklin]: before i just want to do a deeper dive man its stars again we've talked
[franklin]: about it before but i want to do it again is that okay [howard]: please [franklin]: oh josh du m l [howard]: oh is one of the best stars of all time transformers [franklin]: ye will are net [howard]: no i never heard of the guy yeah yeah [franklin]: bobby moinham [howard]: oh that clown [franklin]: kate micochi [howard]: all right not sure that is [franklin]: okay she was in big bank theory [howard]: a m [franklin]: and she was also in garfuncal otes [howard]: m [franklin]: yeah
[howard]: m [franklin]: okay [howard]: okay [franklin]: and john heater [howard]: oh napoleon dynamite [franklin]: that's right i'm talking about hey brother when in rome [howard]: okay that's cool [franklin]: yeah so christine bell i think she makes a wish in a pond and hopes [franklin]: every man will fall in love with her but guess what they all do so [howard]: yah [franklin]: she has she has danny to to john heater and of course she's only interested [franklin]: in josh d m l [howard]: ah
[franklin]: which you know what [howard]: what [franklin]: that's pretty fucked up no oh [howard]: well [franklin]: i only [howard]: you [franklin]: want [howard]: can't [franklin]: the hunk [howard]: do you can't do better [franklin]: m [howard]: than josh do me though [franklin]: but isn't it a little bit like god damn it i hope [howard]: you're right [franklin]: i hope our socialist audience can help us out here like it's fucked up that
[franklin]: she goes for this you know standard good looking josh d [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m l when you have you know john heater he can offer a lot you [franklin]: know who is to say [howard]: yeah [franklin]: john heater can't offer the same you know or paul [howard]: you're [franklin]: giomadi he's not in this [howard]: yeah [franklin]: but like in [howard]: yeah [franklin]: theory [howard]: but he's a hunk though
[franklin]: like so you know if you're going through tinder and you see john heater josh [franklin]: du m l and paulgymadi you're only going to swipe right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: on on d [howard]: oh [franklin]: m l that that's that's that's capitalism [howard]: there [franklin]: right [howard]: is ah that is capitalism there isn't a single person who would swipe left on [howard]: pullgiamadi [franklin]: like what is he so so you know just just admit you're superficial then christin
[franklin]: bell [howard]: yeah boy you you must be the kiddy pool because you're shallow [franklin]: oh yeah i think now that i that i've come to this conclusion here here [franklin]: the thing this movie had like a four minute trailer which is amazing [howard]: that's [franklin]: like [howard]: good [franklin]: gives you i mean you couldn't be any more well informed before going into this [franklin]: you know like [howard]: that that's [franklin]: you know [howard]: your [franklin]: everything
[howard]: money's worth [franklin]: yeah i mean if ever there was [howard]: her [franklin]: a trailer that really like fucking helps you [howard]: oh [franklin]: out here man that trailer is a six man that trailer is john stockton there [franklin]: so so it's directed by mark stephen johnson so let's let's take [howard]: hm [franklin]: a good look at this guy he's done [howard]: yeah [franklin]: grumpy old man but [howard]: okay
[franklin]: that's not the only movies done he's done grumpy old man [howard]: oh [franklin]: and then ended christopher robin with obiwonkanobi that's [howard]: oh [franklin]: something [howard]: alex ginnis [franklin]: yeah [howard]: ye [franklin]: no man even macgreggor [howard]: never heard of him [franklin]: never you only have one ob one right [howard]: yeah who [franklin]: your han sola [howard]: ah [franklin]: ah [howard]: and son l gort [franklin]: alden aaron you really forget his name
[howard]: yeah [franklin]: i knew you [howard]: did you [franklin]: do [howard]: did you not [franklin]: i thought you would goddamn [howard]: there [franklin]: it [howard]: which one's witch [franklin]: i would hope i mean [howard]: ye [franklin]: all that aaron rike is all in as ansel gor [howard]: oh [franklin]: uh he's not a good man [howard]: oh damn oh that's [franklin]: m [howard]: right he was baby driver [franklin]: he was baby driver he was baby [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: driver and he was he's the second worst person on that cast [howard]: who's the king's man yeah [franklin]: the king's men is it's not on to [howard]: oh [franklin]: ali thankfully right it's like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he's like oh bro right [howard]: yeah it's the [franklin]: that's [howard]: bro [franklin]: the king's men right is like bob i don't know what you and about that's [franklin]: not how i roll [howard]: yeah i don't know who any of those guys are man there's too
[franklin]: it's [howard]: many [franklin]: tron [howard]: actors nowadays [franklin]: egerton [howard]: oh yeah that's [franklin]: terran [howard]: basically [franklin]: egerton [howard]: that's an aldanrnrike [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i've ever i ever heard of one [franklin]: have all the aronrike terran edgerton and onselelgor the three pillars of white mediocrity [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: well terran ager tends good because the king's man saved the day a lot of [howard]: days
[franklin]: you know what the colonel thanks for you telling him about terran edgerton [howard]: well [franklin]: i [howard]: tell me [franklin]: yeah [howard]: m [franklin]: same apply [howard]: m [franklin]: do you hear those names on slelegor you know [franklin]: they got some funny names to [howard]: yeah white people are crazy man i love those guys you see white people [franklin]: i [howard]: you can't help a laugh m [franklin]: yeah i'm just all like hey he [howard]: i'm never
[franklin]: oh [howard]: sorry to bother a white person i [franklin]: no [howard]: say [franklin]: no no [howard]: yeah [franklin]: so when in a room i think i'm gonna eventually [howard]: yeah [franklin]: watch this brother [howard]: yeah i'm gonna well we're both going to watch it tonight [franklin]: we are but hopefully we don't fall asleep [howard]: yeah because i got a boring movie to watch [franklin]: oh that's the same good [howard]: no this is a rough [franklin]: oh
[howard]: one but anyway in your last last words about this movie [franklin]: about my movie i think it is the quintessential jury [howard]: yeah [franklin]: duty movie [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and you know if you're watching it at any point i gotta be asking you [howard]: oh [franklin]: it's what i know [howard]: yet well i haven't been because it's not the morning [franklin]: that's [howard]: yeah but but i can't wait to watch winning room franklin but before we watch [howard]: winning
[franklin]: oh [howard]: rome going to another part of europe we're goin to watch a movie called the [howard]: lickdansten protocol yeah [franklin]: oh boy the likedanstein protocol i don't know [howard]: ah [franklin]: about this big man that sounds foreign [howard]: we know it's a spy thriller and [franklin]: m [howard]: this is one of those movies where there's not a lot of you know big [howard]: action scenes you're not going to see asians you're going to see a lot of
[howard]: guys meeting up with each other and they're like is the sky lion to me [howard]: or am i lying to him yeah there's bret michaels never knows what's going on [howard]: in this movie [franklin]: no [howard]: you got you got big stars [franklin]: yah [howard]: in this though you got [franklin]: h [howard]: you got how lindon [franklin]: oh how lindon that's a name [howard]: yeah he was a guy who [franklin]: he's an uncle to gort
[howard]: yeah he was hal lindon he's ninety one years old nowadays [franklin]: that's that's that's dusty [howard]: dust him off because here [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he is [franklin]: you gotta [howard]: he he was in grand [franklin]: right [howard]: daddy day care which is [franklin]: or [howard]: in the daddy day care series [franklin]: you ever yeah all right you got ha linden [howard]: yeah let's see you got um windy mclugclindon cove [franklin]: i don't know who that is but okay
[howard]: she was in reno nine one one she's the [franklin]: so [howard]: blonde lady [franklin]: okay all right [howard]: yeah she's also in [franklin]: oh [howard]: the gold burgs i think right [franklin]: oh yes yes yes yes wennymclindon cove yes yes [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yes you're right sorry i didn't i didn't hear the first time [howard]: yeah [franklin]: she's in blended [howard]: yeah blended [franklin]: bridesmaids [howard]: yeah yeah she's in blades maids [franklin]: m
[howard]: got all sorts of people in here you got a you know that irish fella [howard]: that's in is he in brides maids or is he one of those movies like [howard]: it [franklin]: yeah i think i know you're talking about he is the [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he is irish he's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like one of five irish [howard]: yeah [franklin]: guys [howard]: yeah he's [franklin]: crysodoud [howard]: not in this yeah chris dad he's not in this chrysodonall is though [franklin]: so robin
[howard]: yeah robin is in this and he's looking like [franklin]: oh [howard]: a million books he he killed in the very first scene by hell lindon he [howard]: goes hey old man what [franklin]: oh [howard]: do [franklin]: he [howard]: you [franklin]: didn't [howard]: got [franklin]: like that [howard]: he says what you got to go to tell me and helen says oh why [franklin]: oh [howard]: don't you drink this old coffee here this little cup of coffee then the guy [howard]: drinks it and then
[franklin]: m [howard]: christ dal drinks it and then he says i don't feel very good and then [howard]: he goes he just leaves we don't even get to see him die because his [howard]: move so bored [franklin]: it's [howard]: he just [franklin]: implied [howard]: leaves [franklin]: the likedanstein what's it called [howard]: the lickdenstein protocol [franklin]: okay the likedenstein protocol here and christophe donald's in it he dies [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: early on because he got a cup of coffee what [howard]: yeah [franklin]: out of starbuck his location or like a [howard]: yeah [franklin]: coffee [howard]: well [franklin]: shop [howard]: it's not even that it's called the coffee shop of this it's just called caf [howard]: do [franklin]: oh [howard]: do plase [franklin]: okay [howard]: yeah isn't that boring [franklin]: that's boring i mean yeah you're boring me so far man it's like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i mean was it directed
[howard]: yeah [franklin]: by mark do plase [howard]: no it was you know i was directed by i can't wait to tell you [howard]: it was directed by um what's his name altman [franklin]: old man [howard]: isn't there yeah isn't there a tinker named [franklin]: robert [howard]: altman [franklin]: altman [howard]: yeah it's directed by alt man [franklin]: but i don't think goes by he's a director of mash [howard]: oh god [franklin]: the movie [howard]: that's boring isn't [franklin]: i think
[howard]: that [franklin]: mash had a movie [howard]: yeah i think it was it did you know it started on t v show [howard]: and he got a scynematic tie in ah [franklin]: jesus christ all right [howard]: that [franklin]: so [howard]: shuts [franklin]: the lickdnstein [howard]: so born [franklin]: produce give me the plot [howard]: yeah [franklin]: give me the big ending because this is going to be tough [howard]: yeah so it's it's these spies and they're all saying they're all working
[franklin]: oh [howard]: for each other so hal lindon's the american he's [franklin]: m [howard]: got kind of a rival slash friend a british spy played by jeremy irons [franklin]: a young [howard]: and [franklin]: man in the movie [howard]: yeah he's super young in this movie and then [franklin]: yeah [howard]: you got there's there's some spies from other tries that you [franklin]: yeah [howard]: think might be bad you got a spy from india supplied by deep deep roy [franklin]: m hm
[howard]: yeah he's the indians by [franklin]: all [howard]: um [franklin]: right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh [howard]: he was he was a nwpalupa [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and [franklin]: i mean it was [howard]: an [franklin]: also like an ease bounding down right [howard]: yeah he was he was also in a transformers revenge of the fallen [franklin]: what do you doing transformers [howard]: he was like a like a gyptian border patrol guy or something that is like [franklin]: oh ship
[howard]: stop here and [franklin]: what the fuck [howard]: is like [franklin]: are you doing yes [howard]: like no america is like oh i love america go on [franklin]: oh that's awesome i got to watch [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that movie i gotta [howard]: yeah [franklin]: give me the whole you know deep roy give me all the deep roy [howard]: yeah let's [franklin]: wait [howard]: do [franklin]: a [howard]: a [franklin]: second [howard]: deeper [franklin]: deep rods [howard]: deeper
[franklin]: the [howard]: a [franklin]: fucking [howard]: deep [franklin]: little [howard]: dive [franklin]: guy [howard]: yeah [franklin]: deep roy is a fucking little guy in [howard]: as [franklin]: star track with simon [howard]: yeah [franklin]: peg [howard]: yeah he's like every little [franklin]: no [howard]: guy judy [franklin]: shit [howard]: he was he was literally every paloma he played the palomas [franklin]: and like the johnny depone [howard]: no the original one [franklin]: ship
[howard]: yeah [franklin]: bullshit [howard]: dudedproyis sucking old man he's [franklin]: it looks [howard]: like [franklin]: great [howard]: seventy [franklin]: though [howard]: yeah he's amazing dude we got [franklin]: so [howard]: to [franklin]: you [howard]: do [franklin]: start [howard]: it [franklin]: with anton allchin [howard]: yeah he's done it all man [franklin]: and [howard]: he [franklin]: anton [howard]: he [franklin]: allchin ansel elgar jesus [howard]: yoga
[franklin]: these whites [howard]: and r two d two [franklin]: no bullshit [howard]: yeah he was a standin for yoga and he was a double for our two [howard]: m [franklin]: two [howard]: yeah [franklin]: who is the triple yea [howard]: me [franklin]: god yea [howard]: he played he was in a movie [franklin]: yeah [howard]: called weekend warriors and he played little girl [franklin]: hey he was sixty four that dude is old [howard]: yeah man deep roy is maybe he should be in the uncoloncoholl
[franklin]: had [howard]: of fame [franklin]: deep roy i'm sorry dr conrad murray we've got [howard]: i [franklin]: to take you out of the of our mount rushmore here deep roy he is [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he is our dude [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he's our guy [howard]: he's a bout as oh you know [franklin]: and [howard]: what he was [franklin]: walk [howard]: in that johnnie depualoupa sorry [franklin]: he wasn't in the original right [howard]: no i guess not [franklin]: no because
[howard]: that's [franklin]: there were fucking [howard]: stupid [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it's too old for him [franklin]: so deep road was a standing for you to holy ship [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's awesome man [howard]: he was in the jamie kennedy experiment playing himself in nine episodes [franklin]: yeah right naturally yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: because because he's very obvious because you know it's deep roy [howard]: he was in a music video by an artist named jamie t
[franklin]: m then deproi might be one of my favorite parts of that star track movie [franklin]: with simon peg and [howard]: yeah he's cool man [franklin]: he's [howard]: i [franklin]: funny [howard]: love de roy [franklin]: i love dupe roy this is like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: this is like we have a new guy and he and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he's he's been you know he's been there the whole time [howard]: yeah he never left us we're the ones who forgot a deep roy to be [howard]: honest
[franklin]: yeah [howard]: with you [franklin]: see and now we're just ahead of the pack so like if he does like [franklin]: you know god forbid dude god forbid [howard]: oh [franklin]: like [howard]: dude there's gonna be people on the internet all of a sudden they're going to [howard]: be [franklin]: i [howard]: like [franklin]: fucking [howard]: you [franklin]: love them [howard]: i'm deep roy pilled or whatever [franklin]: oh god buddy no no [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no no
[howard]: you you weren't there for us we've been deeper guys [franklin]: yeah yeah that's all right you know [howard]: he was a stunt performer in basket ball [franklin]: again [howard]: ah [franklin]: bad ass [howard]: yeah [franklin]: dude [howard]: yeah i mean he's like one of the best guys ever man [franklin]: he is one of the best guys i want to see [howard]: one [franklin]: a deep renaissance come in here and get [howard]: oh [franklin]: him on some [howard]: man
[franklin]: episode of a man do you know anything [howard]: yeah [franklin]: anything [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'll take it wherever i can get [howard]: i think he would play a great [franklin]: yeah [howard]: job i think he'd play [franklin]: play anything [howard]: they're going to mandelour i'd like to see him be one [franklin]: yeah [howard]: of the mandelorians [franklin]: why couldn't he be he looks great [howard]: yeah he should be [franklin]: he should be a man do lorian [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: maybe [howard]: there's [franklin]: oh man maybe you could help grog you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: can train grog like maybe like while mandeloris taking ike look my kid [howard]: oh [franklin]: he's got to learn how to fight soon and then [howard]: yeah [franklin]: deproyis the man like he's like i can teach him don't worry because he's like [franklin]: hardened you know [howard]: yeah yeah because they're like oh mandeloran you can't teach grego to fight you're too
[howard]: big and he's like well who's not too big and he's like this guy is [howard]: only kind of big and it's a rod [franklin]: still compared to baby the grog [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yes e's like he's [howard]: oh [franklin]: like can you teach him and then like he like fucking takes down man do [franklin]: give him like a sucking knocks gets him in the shin take them down some [howard]: oh [franklin]: weapons [howard]: yeah he deep [franklin]: it's [howard]: ros [franklin]: a crafty
[howard]: like [franklin]: guy [howard]: deep roys cameovideos are like fifty dollars it's not too bad [franklin]: damn [howard]: he'll put he'll put on a little suit for you too [franklin]: you know great colleagues uh cameos went up in price after we got him [howard]: oh [franklin]: to find that again deep roy would be a good one to give [howard]: ah [franklin]: as a plug right [howard]: dave roy would be a great one to give us a lug he's got a [howard]: really [franklin]: to [howard]: good
[franklin]: box [howard]: instagram there is a picture of him sitting at a table and it says yes [howard]: i eat everything so yummy love food wine as soon [franklin]: yeah [howard]: on t v deep into [franklin]: ah [howard]: food so [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he might be able to get a t v show where he eats [franklin]: yeah [howard]: food [franklin]: for those that don't know deep roy talented actor you know [howard]: yeah [franklin]: just one of the great one of [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the grades highly recommend looking him up just just staple of hollywood [howard]: he really [franklin]: no [howard]: does love food man he is always eating [franklin]: a young kenyon well not young anymore he's sixty four but he's a kenyon [howard]: okay [franklin]: british actor puppeteerand [howard]: yeah [franklin]: stunt man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i mean that's the big three [howard]: yeah what else could you [franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like he is he's kenan he was born in cana but he's indian he is [howard]: a seek [franklin]: okay so he's a sick you know [howard]: he's [franklin]: so why [howard]: like [franklin]: is [howard]: multi [franklin]: he also [howard]: national [franklin]: british [howard]: man [franklin]: so he's like family so he's got like like maybe his mom's british or something [howard]: you know because every country be trying [franklin]: brit
[howard]: to get well take a look at deep roy and guest attending the world premier [howard]: of dumb [franklin]: yeah i saw that [howard]: yeah deep ro [franklin]: do [howard]: man [franklin]: do okay well they can't see this is an audio format big man so let's [franklin]: let's move let's move [howard]: let's [franklin]: along [howard]: just say [franklin]: here [howard]: dave roy dave roy ain't doing bad brother [franklin]: oh [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no
[howard]: so this is like hell of a podcast man we [franklin]: knee [howard]: got [franklin]: deep [howard]: i mean we we cover it we go deep into the we go deep beneath [franklin]: yeah [howard]: the covers of this king size bed brother [franklin]: that's right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: proud be a good guest for the show [howard]: yeah yeah well [franklin]: yeah [howard]: fifty bucks we can at least get him and say he loves the shell [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i don't get that i don't want to split that man h [howard]: we will talk about it [franklin]: m [howard]: we'll [franklin]: we [howard]: see [franklin]: talk [howard]: how the show goes [franklin]: it was [howard]: i [franklin]: just [howard]: mean [franklin]: like it's [howard]: he isn't [franklin]: so [howard]: revigilthe [franklin]: that [howard]: fall and he's pretty funny there [franklin]: hit's okay well we'll be getting more into deeprofilmography everybody but [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we need to shout out right now the people that make this show possible [howard]: the fans [franklin]: god [howard]: oh [franklin]: let's see what questions they asked us [howard]: okay yeah we because we got so if you don't know everybody [franklin]: yeah [howard]: we got a patron that patroon is so sick we got [franklin]: m [howard]: all sorts of exclusive content [franklin]: m [howard]: we just record something to night with some we premier stuff but also you can
[howard]: get into our what do we call it here i guess it's their discord channel [howard]: it's the chillest place on the internet in the entire [franklin]: van [howard]: world [franklin]: popped in the other day did you know that [howard]: yeah i know he has been and everybody around [franklin]: who got who who added him in there [howard]: i must have been a big ball er like you brother [franklin]: it wasn't me why would i add him [howard]: i don't know it wasn't me must have been
[franklin]: in the [howard]: shaggy [franklin]: camp sham specifically wasn't him [howard]: that's right [franklin]: did we answer shampoo we did we did hear i'm not gonna answer [howard]: yeah [franklin]: dane's question a third time [howard]: yeah don you've gotten your kicks in all right here's a question from mason [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he just posted a link and then he says which are these books would the [howard]: uncles order if they had to pick one [franklin]: the fuck is
[howard]: yeah [franklin]: this [howard]: so these books [franklin]: oh i [howard]: are [franklin]: got it got [howard]: oh it's [franklin]: sexual [howard]: these like [franklin]: horror classics [howard]: yeah are these real oh no [franklin]: i don't [howard]: i [franklin]: know [howard]: guess so [franklin]: creaking [howard]: the movies are use [franklin]: pussy [howard]: fingered [franklin]: fingered by [howard]: by [franklin]: a skeleton [howard]: as [franklin]: you read them
[howard]: fingered by a skeleton eat my ghastly ass [franklin]: come on [howard]: dracula dick [franklin]: yeah [howard]: my haunted holes i came a ghost that's a question [franklin]: question [howard]: mark [franklin]: yeah [howard]: the [franklin]: yeah [howard]: nut of nightmares [franklin]: that [howard]: my [franklin]: tact [howard]: pussy is possessed [franklin]: yeah [howard]: no [franklin]: a [howard]: for as [franklin]: es [howard]: to [franklin]: yeah [howard]: frankenstein's dick
[franklin]: oh [howard]: the cave where i blew [franklin]: ye [howard]: big foot and [franklin]: m [howard]: dick bat wines [franklin]: i think it's bat wings still [howard]: oh [franklin]: yeah [howard]: bat wings that makes more sense than bat wine [franklin]: yeah [howard]: as like what's up [franklin]: so [howard]: i guess [franklin]: actually it's uh the monsters [howard]: oh [franklin]: dick created by dr frankenstein and not frankenstein's dick [howard]: oh that's a good one franklin
[franklin]: that's a decent one right [howard]: yeah i [franklin]: yeah [howard]: would of all of those i think i'd pick the cave well no that one [howard]: seems a little too way on purpose i think i do fingered by a [franklin]: i [howard]: skeleton because boy that would be one you'd remember right [franklin]: i came a ghost [howard]: yeah [franklin]: imagine [howard]: i [franklin]: you nut and the spirit just shoots out [howard]: oh yeah you're like [franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and then it's like [franklin]: it was like tuh [howard]: you're like [franklin]: i would not like that very much [howard]: no [franklin]: kicking [howard]: it's [franklin]: i'd be kicking the air fan with my [howard]: yeah [franklin]: stick in [howard]: i would [franklin]: my hand [howard]: i would never [franklin]: yeah [howard]: not again [franklin]: i never not a god [howard]: y [franklin]: it's just i might come a ghost now [howard]: yeah no [franklin]: but
[howard]: that's not worth it bell [franklin]: ah [franklin]: oh god [howard]: oh [franklin]: i'm just getting grotesque god oh god [howard]: oh man [franklin]: i can only [howard]: yeah [franklin]: imagine watching a pornography and somebody's like note of my face just like okay [howard]: oh [franklin]: i'm gonna [howard]: why would [franklin]: morrow whole brooke [howard]: why would you do that to us [franklin]: god [howard]: oh yeah hall holbrook came out of your dick
[franklin]: you noted it was a ghost and it was how hall brook is like don't [franklin]: ever try to suck your own dick [howard]: he i did a hell of an abe lincoln or whatever [franklin]: mother bunker was [howard]: m [franklin]: with a blinking at the theater [howard]: he was the one who shot him [franklin]: m yeah [howard]: he [franklin]: i keep forgetting what that one is [howard]: hal holbrook [franklin]: yeah [howard]: was married to dixie carter as pretty cool [franklin]: senior
[howard]: no well the one who is on designing women [franklin]: ah [howard]: no [franklin]: yes [howard]: yeah yes [franklin]: that's [howard]: that's [franklin]: right [howard]: my favorite one [franklin]: that's your [howard]: that's [franklin]: favorite [howard]: what how [franklin]: one [howard]: holbrook says he remembers [franklin]: oh [howard]: yesterday's back [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh [franklin]: i think how holbrook just just misses [howard]: you know [franklin]: being races
[howard]: every everyone's all mad at you know who are they met at for dating people [howard]: younger than them like like leonardo caprio right [franklin]: right right [howard]: the [franklin]: right right [howard]: you know he's robbing the cradle or whatever [franklin]: sure sure [howard]: but but hell holbrook when dixie carter died she was seven and [franklin]: hm [howard]: he was like ninety two boy [franklin]: disgusting [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he [howard]: boy
[franklin]: should be ashamed of himself [howard]: boy that's disgusting [franklin]: that's disgusting how holbrook your [howard]: m [franklin]: canceled here paul [howard]: yeah well and he's coming out of our dick now [franklin]: if you have prayed the nut to night oh [howard]: yeah so that's how holbrook you know [franklin]: you're [howard]: that's [franklin]: not just [howard]: funny [franklin]: noting [howard]: we talk [franklin]: a ghost that could be a famous ghost you don't know this
[howard]: yeah yeah it could be it could be any ghost you would never know it's [franklin]: you [howard]: funny [franklin]: think [howard]: we're [franklin]: famous [howard]: talking about [franklin]: ghosts get privilege [howard]: yeah i think like down knots probably [franklin]: yeah [howard]: gets ahead of the line and nut privilege [franklin]: god o lord i can tell you [howard]: h h oh [franklin]: the prayer i'm going to say so i don't not a ghost tonight [howard]: yeah like ghost
[franklin]: yeah [howard]: prayer [franklin]: ghost the ghost nut is the name of today's episode by the way so [howard]: yeah r picture will be deep roy [franklin]: yeah that's smart people know who we're talking about [howard]: yeah [franklin]: because we talked a lot about it man [howard]: yeah the ghost nut is the deepest [franklin]: all right [howard]: look [franklin]: next question thank you mason [howard]: yeah yeah the last ten to this is going to be a short ep which [howard]: is
[franklin]: that's [howard]: okay [franklin]: two more questions but i don't like them [howard]: one of them is not a question is the statement [franklin]: okay yeah well we'll read [howard]: oh [franklin]: in state so shampoo [howard]: sure [franklin]: ask would you rather spend twenty four hours along th d v or watch season [franklin]: one of andor [howard]: well season one is going to be less than twenty four hours that's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: an easy choice
[franklin]: i love and or so i mean whatever [howard]: yeah i got to watch the last episode still i didn't get around to it [howard]: yesterday [franklin]: m [howard]: i'll watch [franklin]: you [howard]: it today [franklin]: know [howard]: and i got i got to watch she holk too [franklin]: i got to watch the hulk to [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm [howard]: i [franklin]: not [howard]: like [franklin]: crazy [howard]: it [franklin]: about [howard]: man [franklin]: it buti gonna watch it like what
[howard]: i thought [franklin]: you know [howard]: i think i think it's cute you [franklin]: it's [howard]: know [franklin]: cute [howard]: not everything has to be like mind bending sometimes [franklin]: i agree [howard]: you can just say like oh that's cute [franklin]: i agree if the c g i was better for her [howard]: oh [franklin]: that i'm in one of those nerves but you know it can be a little [howard]: it [franklin]: off [howard]: takes me out of [franklin]: yeah [howard]: authenticity
[franklin]: look i like good cynomotography member in fact you could [howard]: oh [franklin]: say i love cinemotography [howard]: sinametography member it's good to see you again what's your favorite example of synometography [franklin]: a single shot from children of men [howard]: kay i haven't seen that once so i'll take your word for it [franklin]: oh citizen [howard]: oh [franklin]: can [howard]: oh yeah very famous [franklin]: oh and marvel [howard]: yeah now we're talking brother
[franklin]: that's beautiful sentametography there [howard]: yeah it is because you [franklin]: yeah [howard]: always see some [franklin]: colors [howard]: action [franklin]: oh [howard]: yea a lot of colors sometimes there's some action [franklin]: yeah you see fucking scarlet joe hanson unless [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you're [howard]: that is a [franklin]: stephan [howard]: lot [franklin]: dorf [howard]: of [franklin]: who's embarrassed
[howard]: oh i couldn't even bear to see her wearing that skin tight leather [franklin]: yeah [howard]: outfit well it [franklin]: great [howard]: makes me sick [franklin]: go make a vapor commercial done ass [howard]: yeah go and look in what was it the media man or whatever [franklin]: he wasn't a media man he wishes he was fucking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: meteor man dude he fucking wishes [howard]: stephen dore dude [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i ate that man
[franklin]: yeah anyways the last question trick question [howard]: i [franklin]: anders [howard]: yes [franklin]: playing this is from van [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you said in trick question [howard]: yeah [franklin]: andrews playing in a loop on the broken tin the dmvokasoeah this is the last [franklin]: that wasn't a question [howard]: if you went to the den v and they had disney place you'd be so [howard]: excited [franklin]: i went to piss in a cup and they had ragna [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: rock [howard]: that's dope dude [franklin]: looking how awesome was that dude [howard]: yeah you're like dude [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i'll kiss all day for you my friend [franklin]: all right you got this one here only funk man [howard]: yeah dan this is [franklin]: can [howard]: a [franklin]: you [howard]: party [franklin]: pause [howard]: man [franklin]: it an take a piss [howard]: ah well my piss might come out positive for awesome [franklin]: uh
[howard]: that's the kind of thing you should say if you go you're going to failure [howard]: drug test anyway you'll be [franklin]: oh [howard]: like i got bad news for you man i think we're gonna come up hot [howard]: like [franklin]: m [howard]: oh yeah you're like forbid cool dude [franklin]: that's what shanras sap would fucking be [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like [howard]: he'd say like like whoa my piscis epic [franklin]: he is a big epic god [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's
[howard]: it's [franklin]: not [howard]: like [franklin]: n'tat'sthat's the last we need to we need to he needs to be our personal [franklin]: like ben wa don't mention that guy after tonight [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: that's we're writing him off the show he's like [franklin]: you know [howard]: rosin [franklin]: what [howard]: on the connors [franklin]: you won't hear the name shanrosssap any more we're about putting smiles on people's faces [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and it's not our fault what happened with him [franklin]: no no funk that guy funk that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: nord hope [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you get to some listens though for that response to you [howard]: yeah me too brother [franklin]: i don't think it will but it would be nice [howard]: all right well i don't know do we have much else to do franklin [franklin]: we don't have much else we have a patron that you could all subscribe to [franklin]: everybody patron
[howard]: oh [franklin]: dot com slash uncle to uncle h we're adding a little premier thing you know [franklin]: the uncles at the premier just talk a little bit about the red carpet so [franklin]: that that video should be up very soon we talk we make fun of stephen [franklin]: dorf a little bit on there as well [howard]: well [franklin]: it gets a little horny [howard]: yeah [franklin]: on there [howard]: just [franklin]: a little bit [howard]: a bit
[franklin]: not that horny you know we don't know what premier photos are coming up and [franklin]: then helen hunts wearying this the sea through blouse i mean there could have been [franklin]: families at that premier of [howard]: yeah [franklin]: twister [howard]: there could have been a grandma carrying a big plate of spigetti [franklin]: oh no she would have spelled it if she saw [howard]: m [franklin]: helen hunt [howard]: h [franklin]: helen hunts [howard]: m [franklin]: bra
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[franklin]: new stickers [howard]: new stickers they're going to be sick but yeah we'll do a raffle everyone who [howard]: does [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it at us i will write down your name i will put it in a [howard]: box [franklin]: well [howard]: and [franklin]: do it [howard]: uh [franklin]: live [howard]: yeah we'll do it alive we announce the winner and we'll send you something really [howard]: good [franklin]: i will show the prize for the raffle how about that i have an extra
[howard]: iffen [franklin]: twenty four sweater [howard]: damn [franklin]: i have an extra twenty four letter for the action that i participated in so [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i will i'll give that hen i'll take photos of that on the instagram and [franklin]: hopefully they'll generate again and if you wrote in the past already awesome take a [franklin]: screen shot of that let me know that was you and you're [howard]: yeah
[franklin]: entered in the raffle and we're going to have it we'll have it we'll have [franklin]: it recorded [howard]: yeah absolutely [franklin]: you'll do it it'll be in your timber wolves hat you found [howard]: yes i'll do it in my timber wolves hat where you i'll pull it out [franklin]: that's perfect there [howard]: oh [franklin]: you know hopefully [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: that's the only thing you pull out and they're not coming a ghost tonight [howard]: yeah [franklin]: eh
[howard]: hell holbrook don't come out of my dick [franklin]: uh [howard]: so i guess that's about it everybody [franklin]: oh [howard]: thank you all so very much we love you each and every one [howard]: oh