Jesse Eisenberg Needs to Apologize

[franklin]: so [franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle [howard]: oh [franklin]: to uncle the first podcast take place a la from a king size bed and [franklin]: beautiful and is m too i'm your main host franklin and is always [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world [howard]: yeah [franklin]: uncle howard [howard]: well we're in beautiful he knew him to [franklin]: oh [howard]: this is teen uncle howard whatever who cares [franklin]: teen uncle howard

[howard]: ah [franklin]: come on [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh [howard]: i guess [franklin]: oh [howard]: so [franklin]: boy [howard]: what [franklin]: you let me guess you just want to sit around and watch family guy all [franklin]: day [howard]: i just want to watch family guy i just want to drink my my serge [franklin]: m yeah yeah i don't know if you want to be drinking that surge [howard]: oh [franklin]: a lot of sugar in that [howard]: yeah it's sugar is good for me [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know why because if i square is like you don't like it it must [howard]: be good [franklin]: no we're trying to watch for [howard]: ye [franklin]: your health you [howard]: oh [franklin]: can't be sucking down that soda you need to actually be having water actually [howard]: in [franklin]: need to have eight glasses of water day the uncle howard [howard]: yeah i drink water why because i'm a i'm nothing but a dirty old old [howard]: man it

[franklin]: no because our bodies are ninety per cent water [howard]: yours is mine [franklin]: oh [howard]: is ninety per cent swag and a hundred percent vibes [franklin]: ah those aren't things you could scientifically calculate [howard]: yeah well science is for nerves [franklin]: really really [howard]: yeah [franklin]: sciences berners [howard]: yeah [franklin]: was bill gates in erd [howard]: yeah no [franklin]: yeah that that's [howard]: oh

[franklin]: what i thought how about steve jobs that i phone you're always on he's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: always on he's [howard]: well because turtle [franklin]: created [howard]: necks [franklin]: it [howard]: turtle necks are on flak [franklin]: yeah but you know what's also pretty on flake [howard]: what's [franklin]: getting a degree [howard]: you're right and not downloading a car [franklin]: that's right yeah [howard]: m franklin [franklin]: you know

[howard]: i was thinking today brother about celebrity scandals there's more than ever today but i [howard]: was thinking about when exhibit was on cribs [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh [franklin]: sorry i just said that [howard]: it was a sick joke when [franklin]: yes [howard]: exhibit was on crabs [franklin]: what was exhibits cribs episode [howard]: it was so his house it looked like he had just moved into it because [howard]: there was like hardly [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: anything in there was [franklin]: which [howard]: like no furniture [franklin]: my [howard]: there [franklin]: house [howard]: was [franklin]: for nine years baby when could i [howard]: yeah [franklin]: tell you you know not [howard]: oh [franklin]: a tax shelter [howard]: there was like you know like one table per room [franklin]: oh [howard]: and then he went up and he was like here's my kid and this kid [howard]: i was just playing a video game was like what to say what's up with

[howard]: the camera and the kids just like and then he goes like back [franklin]: yeah [howard]: to paying the video game like [franklin]: yeah [howard]: the most disengaged child you've ever seen in your life and [franklin]: oh [howard]: exhibits like oh isn't he a cool kid it's like no [franklin]: he's [howard]: he [franklin]: wild [howard]: doesn't like you [franklin]: it's like twisted metal too [howard]: yeah it's [franklin]: trying [howard]: something [franklin]: to play [howard]: like

[franklin]: as [howard]: that [franklin]: the guy with the tiers or as a clown ice cream [howard]: yeah yeah it was the axle as the [franklin]: as i can't remember a single name [howard]: voiced by mike mitchell in the upcoming show [franklin]: some o joe's on it to check it [howard]: yeah [franklin]: out on peacock [howard]: yeah all [franklin]: so [howard]: the talent [franklin]: exhibit had a weird cribs episode i think the most humbling one that i remember

[franklin]: was shenwilliam scott as he was still poor and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he like showed a bunch of his v h s collection and like [howard]: but [franklin]: he had [howard]: he [franklin]: an [howard]: was [franklin]: apartment [howard]: proud of it yeah [franklin]: yeah he's like these are all my movies like i take great pride in this [franklin]: and it's just like catty shack and [howard]: uh [franklin]: you know [howard]: uh [franklin]: actually wait hold [howard]: that's

[franklin]: on a [howard]: a [franklin]: second [howard]: good man right there brother [franklin]: hold on [howard]: yeah [franklin]: now i just remembered something i remember a while a while ago in [howard]: yeah [franklin]: fact years i called i called buckman like what are you doing is this you [franklin]: and he was like no and i was freaking out i got a phone call [howard]: okay [franklin]: was somebody's like [howard]: sure

[franklin]: congratulations you won the bid on the signed catty shack poster and it was like [franklin]: a san diego place and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm like he's like this is franklin right and i'm trying to figure out if [franklin]: i want a contest or [howard]: yeah [franklin]: what have you but i want to bid mean i putting i'm offering money [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and [howard]: big money [franklin]: yeah i didn't sign up for a catty shack bid but somebody put my name

[franklin]: and number on it [howard]: i wonder who could have done that [franklin]: you wonder who could have done that [howard]: it must have been a dirty dog [franklin]: somebody in san diego who spent some time there [howard]: yeah ray mysteria junior [franklin]: you saying domine okay [howard]: yeah [franklin]: meant like the junior [howard]: oh [franklin]: raymysterio junior [howard]: yeah raymosterio junior junior [franklin]: tom it that's [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that's a house music like d j name [howard]: man [franklin]: right [howard]: it sucks that his ants dominic and not like you know room mysteria ter sarah [howard]: or something right [franklin]: it because [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he could even be a bigger disappointment then [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like [howard]: because [franklin]: a lace didn't [howard]: the [franklin]: have his dad's [howard]: best ray [franklin]: name [howard]: mysteria is raymysterio senior

[franklin]: it's like le bron regrets like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: naming his son like the same name [howard]: baroni [franklin]: it's like yeah he's like now he's got high hopes like michael [howard]: yeah [franklin]: jordan did this and he [howard]: oh [franklin]: like like i funked with that kid and like [howard]: he should have named him something like he shouldn't ave been giving the same last [howard]: name he should have named like [franklin]: m m [howard]: dug stephenson

[franklin]: dog stupid said [howard]: m [franklin]: right yeah give him [howard]: but [franklin]: a [howard]: there's [franklin]: name [howard]: no way [franklin]: that nobody [howard]: your [franklin]: would [howard]: dad's [franklin]: think [howard]: leberonjames [franklin]: give him a name that nobody would [howard]: yeah [franklin]: think he'd be possibly good at basketball [howard]: yeah [franklin]: my [howard]: oh yeah what's the worst name at basketball you can have [franklin]: you know

[howard]: like [franklin]: what i mean chance [howard]: nesta mendoza [franklin]: shan sees a pretty [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like and that's that's m big [howard]: chance [franklin]: shot [howard]: bill ups is a pretty bad name [franklin]: well bill es is a pretty good [howard]: yeah [franklin]: last name so [howard]: i guess [franklin]: like i don't [howard]: it is [franklin]: but chance like [howard]: yet [franklin]: it [howard]: oh [franklin]: sounds like when a dog funny annoying friends

[howard]: yeah all [franklin]: yes [howard]: of his friends were annoying dude [franklin]: they all sucked [howard]: yeah like i was [franklin]: m [howard]: inured [franklin]: he [howard]: i [franklin]: wasn't [howard]: never [franklin]: ere [howard]: i never liked that show man [franklin]: was that a little pastor nicolodian [howard]: ah [franklin]: generation [howard]: no i was like right around there but i didn't watch no dog dude i [howard]: was like this kid he's just [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know he's crying like a baby he's [franklin]: hm [howard]: getting bullied [franklin]: m [howard]: his white there's [franklin]: there's [howard]: so much about him i didn't like [franklin]: dog is the only universe [howard]: yeah [franklin]: were like you know [howard]: oh [franklin]: how races people say oh i don't care if you're purple well [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like in the dog universe there's like green there [howard]: h [franklin]: was like [howard]: m [franklin]: purple

[howard]: m [franklin]: there was blue like like [howard]: that's [franklin]: maybe [howard]: right [franklin]: that's yeah said like maybe like when [howard]: oh [franklin]: like rays like i don't care if you're blue like [howard]: blue purple [franklin]: m [howard]: green i [franklin]: yeah [howard]: don't care if your skeeter patty [franklin]: roger clots [franklin]: that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: was you [howard]: i do [franklin]: you [howard]: i do [franklin]: just

[howard]: hate them if you could go to any nick tune as yourself [franklin]: hm [howard]: and just just run rampant on all of them who would it be [franklin]: run [howard]: you can just [franklin]: rampant [howard]: like [franklin]: like what [howard]: yeah [franklin]: am i gonna what am [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i going to do like [howard]: like [franklin]: bully [howard]: child [franklin]: tommy pickle's dad [howard]: remember when they showed flanders as a kid and he was just running

[franklin]: yeah [howard]: around bullying [franklin]: yeah [howard]: everybody [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah that's like how you would be like you could [franklin]: yes [howard]: do that to rocco's modern life for our real monsters [franklin]: don't know man [howard]: oh [franklin]: i'm not going to be on david the nome that i know that's not nick [franklin]: tune that's nick junior [howard]: yeah [franklin]: tunes [howard]: but he's dark sited [franklin]: a tart excited i don't funk

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: with that as dragons that's what i was like [howard]: m [franklin]: i guess people like david the nome house [howard]: yeah [franklin]: of dragon whatever [howard]: yeah they're the same [franklin]: that's the same [howard]: oh [franklin]: thing [howard]: man i would love to see david the nomes show up in fucking house with [howard]: the dragon they're all like oh i'm all like perverted and murderous and it's just [howard]: like i write a fox s up

[franklin]: tom bosley [howard]: yeah [howard]: man david the nome that's a real one right [franklin]: that's [howard]: there [franklin]: a real one to remember that one [howard]: yeah if you remember this guy your childhood [franklin]: ah [howard]: was awesome [franklin]: yeah yeah [howard]: no that's not true not about david the nome [franklin]: that about david the no no [howard]: ma [franklin]: no [howard]: the b [franklin]: i don't remember that i don't [howard]: she was a b

[franklin]: i remember [howard]: pin wheel [franklin]: welcome freshman [howard]: yeah welcome [franklin]: yeah it was like alternative [howard]: yeah that was like pretty yeah it was like about emotions and stuff right [franklin]: there's like a spray paint intro [howard]: that's cool [franklin]: hm [howard]: hey we shouldn't talk too much about nicolo and i think [franklin]: yeah [howard]: they're still after you man [franklin]: that's true [howard]: at [franklin]: the big [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: help man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: man i wasn't helped i wasn't helping now what i was doing [franklin]: that's all i was doing [howard]: that's right you were sucking on chilly dogs while all those nerves were out there [howard]: helping dig community gardens [franklin]: jack allison actually did the big health [howard]: of course he did [franklin]: you [howard]: man [franklin]: legitimately did the big [howard]: okay here's [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: my if we could do a longitudinal study of all the people who actually did [franklin]: yah [howard]: the big help and saw where they are nowadays how many of [franklin]: m [howard]: them are cool [franklin]: i mean there's [howard]: okay [franklin]: always a fluke so like maybe three per cent [howard]: yeah maybe three per cent [franklin]: maybe three percent actually the big help you had to pledge hours it was like

[franklin]: a telephone where you're pledging hypothetical hours you're going to help and like help somebody [howard]: well [franklin]: and like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know hey [howard]: oh [franklin]: fucked with the numbers a little bit and i think bill clinton [howard]: oh [franklin]: gave them a blur like [howard]: oh [franklin]: all [howard]: yeah [franklin]: these kids are something special [howard]: oh [franklin]: they're helping out everybody

[howard]: well that was a pretty good clinton man [franklin]: that's right ther i've watched up [howard]: yeah [franklin]: all night i know what's that m [howard]: that's my president [franklin]: that's a [howard]: uh [franklin]: let you put him on a t [howard]: h [franklin]: shirt [howard]: oh dude if you could have seen that guy on a t shirt i would [howard]: buy three of them one for me one for my mom one for the pope [franklin]: can we get the pope in a bret michael's t shirt

[howard]: yeah do you think do you think that any pope has ever known who brett [howard]: michal's is [franklin]: who's the one that had red bottoms [howard]: oh i don't [franklin]: that [howard]: know [franklin]: benedict [howard]: oh yeah that dirty old benedict [franklin]: i remember there [howard]: i [franklin]: was like conspiracies like oh and you know he's like [howard]: oh [franklin]: it's going to be the end of the world because this pope his name's benedict [franklin]: and

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: he [howard]: benedict [franklin]: likes luxury [howard]: arnold yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah his real name was rat singer is a pretty bad name to have [franklin]: hm [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah yah [howard]: hello i am pope rating or benedict [franklin]: m h m [howard]: god i would love to tell a pope to go outside yeah [franklin]: that'd be great [howard]: yeah would [franklin]: man

[howard]: yeah get out get out of your little bullet proof truck [franklin]: even [howard]: oh [franklin]: they are old like to egg [howard]: hm [franklin]: them [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to have that egg on there for a while [howard]: oh yeah man i wonder how much sir you get if you egg the pope [franklin]: oh roby a lot [howard]: do you think so if the pope comes to america and you throw an egg [howard]: at his little bullet proof truck do you get in more trouble because it was

[howard]: the pope than you would if you threw it at just like you know [franklin]: your [howard]: johnny [franklin]: neighbor [howard]: football [franklin]: right yeah [howard]: my name [franklin]: when you [howard]: johnny [franklin]: meet the [howard]: football [franklin]: pope it's customary [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to say [franklin]: that's what you say but i think you'd get in more trouble i [howard]: m [franklin]: mean it's high [howard]: yeah [franklin]: profile dude like

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know [howard]: you [franklin]: like [howard]: can't just be a jerk to the pope [franklin]: you [howard]: man [franklin]: can't you can't you think any pope has [howard]: m [franklin]: ever known of the rock [howard]: yeah i bet all of them do the [franklin]: yeah [howard]: current pope is pretty cool right like doesn't [franklin]: is [howard]: he [franklin]: he [howard]: like [franklin]: cool [howard]: say like [franklin]: like he likes [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah he's like [howard]: e's [franklin]: he's [howard]: like [franklin]: like capitalism [howard]: gay [franklin]: is [howard]: people [franklin]: bad [howard]: all right yeah what more could you want for somebody [franklin]: no but i like i remember it was like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the interviewed trump and he's like the new pope he thinks capitalism is one of [franklin]: the root of all evils [howard]: the [franklin]: and then [howard]: new [franklin]: trumps [howard]: pope

[franklin]: like [howard]: means absolutely terrible [franklin]: he's like he's like what do you say [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to that and true like isis [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is going to [howard]: hm [franklin]: get you [howard]: ah [franklin]: no hyperbole that was just that was just i'll say i this [howard]: yah [franklin]: is going to get you like god damn dude you just look it up and [howard]: that's [franklin]: notch [howard]: a [franklin]: yet

[howard]: that's a cool response actually [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i'm going to say [franklin]: guns [howard]: that to my haters from now on [franklin]: go on struggle session if they talk about capitalism and like [howard]: hey [franklin]: the should [howard]: you [franklin]: get [howard]: think [franklin]: rid of [howard]: that's [franklin]: it [howard]: true lunch or isis [franklin]: jack allison is [howard]: uh [franklin]: now that's a new drop [howard]: h [franklin]: oh my god

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'll see [howard]: we got to get the go get that brother that's a cool one [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that is a cool that's it a fucking nine second one bro m oh [howard]: oh man [franklin]: so [howard]: uh [franklin]: i wanted [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to go into black adam man [howard]: the [franklin]: hm [howard]: hierarchy of the d c [franklin]: oh oh that's right well [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you got to obey the box office because i was talking to some people [howard]: m oh [franklin]: and i need [howard]: yeah [franklin]: this movie to fail i need [howard]: do you [franklin]: this movie to fail because [howard]: i got [franklin]: i [howard]: bad [franklin]: need [howard]: news [franklin]: what's the bad news [howard]: it's gonna is gonna be a smash hit [howard]: oh [franklin]: yeah sorry [howard]: that you find that comical do you [franklin]: i'm [howard]: oh

[franklin]: worried that you might be right [howard]: yeah it's had so many commercials [franklin]: or was that [howard]: yeah it's had so many commercials [franklin]: i [howard]: who is not going to see it you see those commercials [franklin]: oh [howard]: and he said that looks exciting there's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: there's a part where he says i don't i'm not p full i mean that's [howard]: exciting [franklin]: hm

[howard]: a part were says oh that was sarcasm and it's like the opposite of drags [franklin]: yes [howard]: kind of so [franklin]: yes [howard]: like yeah [franklin]: like not [howard]: so [franklin]: funny [howard]: yeah so because there's no way they were like oh you said you wouldn't kill [howard]: the hostages that was sarcasm [franklin]: oh [howard]: in what way would that be sarcastic and [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he was like oh yeah i really won't kill the the hostages

[franklin]: teen age black adam [howard]: yeah ten adam [franklin]: yeah [howard]: so yeah i think it's going to be a big hit though man i mean [howard]: who doesn't love to see the rock pierce brosnan some other [franklin]: m [howard]: guys [franklin]: oh [howard]: the [franklin]: oh yeah [howard]: was that black adam [franklin]: i think so [howard]: hm [franklin]: um i needed to fail i think [howard]: you got money writing on it [franklin]: i don't have money writing on it because

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: at the end of the day it's [howard]: oh [franklin]: it's you know it's the rock it's a movie [howard]: oh [franklin]: there hasn't been a comic [howard]: oh [franklin]: book movie out in a [howard]: m [franklin]: while so to say [howard]: m [franklin]: and like [howard]: m [franklin]: thor [howard]: oh [franklin]: i guess like there hasn't been that big one right rock [howard]: right [franklin]: is the box office star all [howard]: h [franklin]: that [howard]: m yeah

[franklin]: man [howard]: biggest box office star of all time m [franklin]: anyways i [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i just think the melt down [howard]: oh [franklin]: that will ensue it's gonna be fucking great if it flops because [howard]: oh [franklin]: bay watch [howard]: he's gonna yeah [franklin]: he can blame others for bay watch he can like talk about domestic and international [franklin]: numbers ram page and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: sky scraper [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this fails that's on him that is on him like he needs to like he's [franklin]: put a lot into this movie and you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: can tell because all the jokes are about like how cool he is like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he just stopped he just stopped the missile of his hand like [howard]: you that so [franklin]: okay [howard]: bad ass yeah [franklin]: like so all the humor derives from him how [howard]: how [franklin]: great [howard]: cool [franklin]: he is

[howard]: everyone thinks he is yeah [franklin]: and how straight he is like it's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: all that so [howard]: yeah oh [franklin]: i don't know who are you saying in this movie [howard]: well pierce brosnan s in it [franklin]: else [howard]: some other guys [franklin]: m [howard]: are they they might be in hollywood nowadays it's hard to say [franklin]: it's hard to say [howard]: yeah i can tell you who some of the other characters are because i [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: know them from the comic books but [franklin]: you [howard]: i [franklin]: read [howard]: don't know [franklin]: this [howard]: who plays [franklin]: you legit [howard]: them [franklin]: read this [howard]: well [franklin]: comic [howard]: i [franklin]: like you [howard]: know i've read i [franklin]: ah [howard]: don't even know i'm not really that familiar with [franklin]: i don't [howard]: with [franklin]: know [howard]: with it but i know hawk man is in it who is a guy who

[howard]: is like a big hawk [franklin]: oh [howard]: man [franklin]: hm [howard]: um [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and then there's a guy named adam smasher who turns humungus [franklin]: okay all right [howard]: so he's like you know he's the same as a man but [franklin]: gotcha [howard]: not funny [franklin]: but like [howard]: or [franklin]: right [howard]: a [franklin]: up [howard]: yeah i'm sure he's not [franklin]: hm [howard]: funny not [franklin]: okay [howard]: as funny as paul rode

[franklin]: no [howard]: um and then [franklin]: t [howard]: there's [franklin]: i michael peno were great in that too [howard]: yeah man those are my two favorite guys t [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i for being a frequently in trouble in michael pen for being a scientologist [franklin]: and beat and chips [howard]: yeah god great movie chips check it out [franklin]: hm [howard]: jack shepard [franklin]: oh [howard]: michael [howard]: yeah probably jack [franklin]: michael [howard]: shepard's

[franklin]: pens you decide everybody [howard]: it's one of the two [franklin]: it's one of the two it's one of the two so are you going to [franklin]: see it your going to see [howard]: um [franklin]: black adam [howard]: you know i might [franklin]: s a [howard]: i don't [franklin]: that's [howard]: know [franklin]: a no [howard]: i don't yeah [franklin]: that's [howard]: as probably [franklin]: no [howard]: i know i don't [franklin]: not [howard]: i don't [franklin]: hesitation

[howard]: see a lot of i don't see a lot of movies in the theatre these [howard]: days as it is but [franklin]: m [howard]: you know what i'll say is a lot of times when i'm more interested in [howard]: something like [franklin]: oh [howard]: and i think like oh maybe i'd say that it usually is a big hit [howard]: um and i [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i will say maybe i would say black adam whereas if it's just like no [howard]: i'm not going to see that it's usually i'll flop like there's no way

[franklin]: you [howard]: i'm going no [franklin]: are [howard]: say [franklin]: the [howard]: there's [franklin]: ultimate dictation of like fucking whether [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a movie flops [howard]: yeah [franklin]: or succeeds are you fucking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: joke do you understand the ego [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you are saying this with [howard]: yeah no well let's check it out did i see avatar in the theaters yes [howard]: was that like the biggest hit ever

[franklin]: yeah [howard]: sure [franklin]: oh [howard]: m am i going to see avatar to in the theaters not a chance that's [franklin]: okay [howard]: up [franklin]: did you see [howard]: did [franklin]: internals [howard]: i say [franklin]: and theaters [howard]: no flop did i see [franklin]: you [howard]: avengers [franklin]: go [howard]: in the theater big [franklin]: yeah [howard]: hit [franklin]: that's that's this is a i [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: tell you've seen some bad movies and theaters man [howard]: no only [franklin]: m [howard]: hits man jupiter [franklin]: the [howard]: ascending [franklin]: it [howard]: that made all the money in the [franklin]: that's [howard]: world [franklin]: a flop yeah m [howard]: one for the money with katherine hegel big hit [franklin]: oh [howard]: night and day gigantic [franklin]: that's a good movie [howard]: a great [franklin]: that's [howard]: o [franklin]: confusing

[howard]: yeah it is because at first you're like is this [franklin]: yeah [howard]: guy bad was he good [franklin]: all right a lot of people get [howard]: yeah [franklin]: killed [howard]: yeah a lot of people get killed carmandswas in there which is always [franklin]: hm [howard]: you know takes my attention off of things a little [franklin]: yeah [howard]: bit [franklin]: she's coming back [howard]: oh is she [franklin]: coming back to her [howard]: okay [franklin]: first move in years

[howard]: what's she going to do [franklin]: i don't know [howard]: my m yeah [franklin]: she is not [howard]: oh [franklin]: going to [howard]: that's [franklin]: do that but [howard]: that's what i'll say to er brother [franklin]: o you [howard]: i'm going [franklin]: up [howard]: to say what she's going to do [franklin]: yeah [howard]: we're [franklin]: yeah [howard]: going to look this up [franklin]: look it up look it up what [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is she going to do here because

[howard]: well she's still married a benjy man did you know her child is named radix [franklin]: a fucking course [howard]: radicsbusblack [franklin]: of course child [howard]: adam better look out for radics [franklin]: you know [howard]: uh [franklin]: one of the pod van dam guys one of them was making a i don't [franklin]: know they weren't even making a joke mark man and the w commentator said some [franklin]: stuff [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and like so because an good charlotte like he's been s brother right and like [franklin]: they were serious [howard]: oh [franklin]: yeah [howard]: boy man [franklin]: god [howard]: those guys are bird brands [franklin]: oh [howard]: she's going to be in a net flix movie which is always you know that's [howard]: where where [franklin]: yeah that's [howard]: stars [franklin]: that's where [howard]: happen [franklin]: pilmthat's that's the new home of cinema fine [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: art [howard]: she is going to be in a it's called back in action so that's exciting [howard]: already [franklin]: hm [howard]: action we love that [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and she's going to be stirring opposite jamie fox [franklin]: uh [howard]: a real talent so you know i'll see that [franklin]: you remember [howard]: it's [franklin]: when people [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like netflix movies [howard]: it's been a while since netflex has made a movie that i wanted to see

[howard]: what [franklin]: hm [howard]: was what was the last one you saw franklin [franklin]: the last likenetflix i did see red notice [howard]: yeah same that was pretty good [franklin]: was not good [howard]: it was fine [franklin]: i don't think i've seen much else i mean [howard]: oh [franklin]: i had stranger things [howard]: yeah [franklin]: on in the background and that's fine like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i know r j got [howard]: they [franklin]: mad [howard]: say

[franklin]: because they use a movie song [howard]: oh oh yeah that is [franklin]: yeah [howard]: annoying [franklin]: and movies birthday is on nine eleven [howard]: oh that's disrespectful [franklin]: and he made it all about himself [howard]: m [franklin]: he's like did [howard]: i [franklin]: you know he's like talking m t [howard]: oh [franklin]: v's like did you know it was my birthday i [howard]: can [franklin]: went [howard]: you

[franklin]: outside and i go oh no oh god this is terrible he [howard]: can [franklin]: did [howard]: you [franklin]: something [howard]: see my [franklin]: like that we like he took people to his roof [howard]: ah [franklin]: he's like i could see the towers from over there he couldn't as like i [franklin]: could [howard]: yeah [franklin]: see him move from over there and i thought oh oh no oh no [howard]: can you can you see my [franklin]: i [howard]: screen [franklin]: can see that

[howard]: i'm [franklin]: yes [howard]: okay [franklin]: i can see [howard]: so [franklin]: your screen share [howard]: i searched biggest netflix movies [franklin]: yes [howard]: we've [franklin]: so [howard]: got [franklin]: you have spencer [howard]: in [franklin]: confidential [howard]: yeah six underground other brian reynolds joined if you if you gamble on bryan reynolds [howard]: it's not gambling it's an investment [franklin]: just fucking christ [howard]: extraction [franklin]: uncle

[howard]: o blond [franklin]: howard are using easing google i thought you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: were using microsoftatch i'm sorry [howard]: no i wish i should have been because [franklin]: m [howard]: i'm on the edge looking at blond brother [franklin]: did you watch bland [howard]: no i'd better check it out better [franklin]: you [howard]: til [franklin]: commented [howard]: my handle [franklin]: on somebody's post about [howard]: yeah [franklin]: blind

[howard]: because someone said oh she's being too sexualized i said maryland man robing sexualized forget [howard]: about it [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh murder mystery that was pretty you see that [franklin]: i saw [howard]: one [franklin]: that no it wasn't [howard]: yeah was very [franklin]: he [howard]: funny [franklin]: would be halloween i enjoyed [howard]: no he be halloween sucked oh [franklin]: you [howard]: man that reminds [franklin]: you [howard]: me [franklin]: suck

[howard]: i got an idea for hub halloween sequel though [franklin]: what's that [howard]: so hubehalloweeno he loves this halloween business writing things [franklin]: hm [howard]: that's so funny things that's [franklin]: oh it's [howard]: so [franklin]: hilarious [howard]: cool well [franklin]: yeah [howard]: guess what what if he has to deal with jason [franklin]: oh [howard]: he's [franklin]: that's not very funny [howard]: no yeah i want to see [franklin]: m

[howard]: huh halloween with all of his goofy buffoonery [franklin]: m [howard]: going against a supernatural murderer [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i don't [franklin]: yeah [howard]: think it would e a sick joke at all i think i'd be laughing all [howard]: the way to the bank [franklin]: oh no no man i mean what's he goin [howard]: i think [franklin]: a king do man throw a fucking grape [howard]: yeah [franklin]: fruit at him oh [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: he might i don't know

[franklin]: yeah [howard]: would be interesting to see i think because that's [franklin]: that's [howard]: not [franklin]: stuck [howard]: a [franklin]: on [howard]: situation [franklin]: to end wilfer hoby [howard]: you never know because he's such a buffoon he might accidentally do good [franklin]: i like to be halloween he's got his coffee mug [howard]: oh [franklin]: all those ghismos and gadgets [howard]: you [franklin]: that work through it's kind of you know

[howard]: couldn't even understand what he said he's talked so dumb he was like both [franklin]: oh come on man [howard]: it sounded like the bacca [franklin]: yeah then why does it get with elizabeth bowen [howard]: oh [franklin]: at the end [howard]: well that's hard to say [franklin]: that's hard to say well through the mass that's her name right elizabeth [howard]: uh [franklin]: bowen [howard]: julie bowen [franklin]: julie bowen okay [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and jack allison said that her and tuck tucker carlson [howard]: oh [franklin]: may have done [howard]: oh [franklin]: things [howard]: really [franklin]: yeah i don't know i mean if jack [howard]: very [franklin]: saying [howard]: nice [franklin]: it was he in the room my brother like m [howard]: yeah it's not [franklin]: yeah [howard]: at my best [franklin]: yeah well just think about [howard]: just [franklin]: it [howard]: think about it [franklin]: think about tucker carlson

[howard]: and julie bow an go into [franklin]: no [howard]: town [franklin]: i'd rather not [howard]: yeah how about the marksman that was a big hit on netflex [franklin]: nepflixare our duds dude you can't even like [howard]: oh [franklin]: it's not even [howard]: bright [franklin]: i saw bright if [howard]: yeah [franklin]: max landis directorial debut [howard]: yeah fantastic [franklin]: you know max landis was in the stupids [howard]: was he

[franklin]: yeah i was in the stupid he played like a little kid he was a [franklin]: little kid [howard]: man that max landis is no good and [franklin]: m [howard]: his dad wasn't too much of a peach either [franklin]: no no yeah [howard]: hm you know [franklin]: none the [howard]: for [franklin]: less [howard]: a while i was i was like it's not his dad's [franklin]: oh [howard]: fault that that like you know accident happened on set but then i read a

[howard]: bunch of stuff and they were like he like totally could have [franklin]: really [howard]: made that not happen there like he was like like all the special effects people [howard]: are like you can't [franklin]: yeah [howard]: do this it's too crazy and he was like [franklin]: yeah [howard]: we'll just do it [franklin]: yeah you know they said the george lucas is too crazy to when he was [franklin]: doing working with models and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: computers

[howard]: you know what was a good neflex movie army of the dead [franklin]: i guess so the sequel [howard]: ah [franklin]: with the other guy or the prequel i should say [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like [howard]: i didn't say that one the [franklin]: you didn't see [howard]: little [franklin]: that [howard]: german [franklin]: one was [howard]: creep [franklin]: army that was fine man as [howard]: i'm doing a theft i'm doing [franklin]: yeah [howard]: a big [franklin]: he's like [howard]: hist

[franklin]: he's doing the vaults he has a big vault fan [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he loves vaults [howard]: yeah i love vaults to brother vault soda [franklin]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: but you can you know what [franklin]: kay [howard]: else i can feel in my plums brother [franklin]: what's that [howard]: are traditions [franklin]: that's right you're talking about yeah [howard]: oh [franklin]: every week in the king size bed we like to watch some fine cinema don't

[franklin]: we uncle howard [howard]: we do brother we love to watch [franklin]: we'd [howard]: we love [franklin]: love [howard]: you just [franklin]: to [howard]: sitting [franklin]: watch like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like jack allison watching tucker carlson have sex with julie bon for some [howard]: yeah [franklin]: reason [howard]: we just hide in tucker carlson's closet and peek out through those [franklin]: very [howard]: slats [franklin]: it's a very small closet [howard]: very small

[franklin]: it's me you jack allison [howard]: m [franklin]: and jack hllisontheben is telling us to go in there [howard]: yeah [franklin]: or [howard]: i [franklin]: beat [howard]: saying [franklin]: or dicks off [howard]: must out there go say high [franklin]: he says [howard]: oh [franklin]: so we've confirmed [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that jack allison is the bena to [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to [howard]: we're [franklin]: our guest [howard]: spank y in [franklin]: nope

[howard]: will london [franklin]: paul london was doing bucking so i guess so tucker carl says that paul london [franklin]: to [howard]: yeah [franklin]: ben i'm sorry jack don't listen he [howard]: yeah [franklin]: doesn't listen [howard]: he doesn't even know we exist [franklin]: i'm gonna text the [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like we see a lot of good things about you this [howard]: yeah [franklin]: episode big guy [howard]: on every episode

[franklin]: you will find blurs as sprinkled throughout you know [howard]: a lot [franklin]: that's [howard]: of [franklin]: how i know he [howard]: easter [franklin]: doesn't listen [howard]: eggs yeah [franklin]: he's still my friend so that's how i know [howard]: and [franklin]: he doesn't listen [howard]: ah what a cock [franklin]: so my [howard]: yeah [franklin]: movie i'm sure i've covered it before but [howard]: hm [franklin]: it is now you see me the n y s m with [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: jessie isenburg you know the movie [howard]: m [franklin]: man [howard]: sure [franklin]: he plays he plays atlas [howard]: oh the [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's his like you know the character name somebody made a tweet about it a [franklin]: while back but there daniel atlas uh thadeas jack wilder arthur tresler and henley reeves [franklin]: and [howard]: those [franklin]: then you [howard]: are [franklin]: also [howard]: cool [franklin]: have [howard]: names

[franklin]: they're an you have michael kane [howard]: oh that old bag of bones [franklin]: yeah but he's evil [howard]: oh [franklin]: brother [howard]: oh it's hard to imagine that m [franklin]: they do a card stun in the movie all right so i'm sharing my screen [franklin]: here i think i could play a little bit now i am not sure if [franklin]: i'm going to see the third movie though because this interview it [howard]: it [franklin]: shocked me to my core here because [howard]: it

[franklin]: he [howard]: made [franklin]: was [howard]: you sick [franklin]: it was being so let me see i could play a little bit of it [franklin]: talking hear that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is [howard]: ah [franklin]: it's been short with her so rude [franklin]: she's trying to be nice and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he [howard]: ye [franklin]: do you hear that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he hasn't apologized for that

[howard]: and that was from nine years ago he's had a lot of time to apologize [franklin]: dude i'm not going to bother see now you see me three even if there's [franklin]: a fire [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm not going to [howard]: i [franklin]: watch [howard]: won't [franklin]: it [howard]: i won't even say the social network too [franklin]: oh you o [howard]: yeah no [franklin]: no it's [howard]: i want to say i want to see bat man versus super man too [franklin]: wow wow you are really

[howard]: ah [franklin]: i mean i'm just limited to the nice seeming franchise but you're going [howard]: yeah [franklin]: through the whole any potential sequel of jessie isenburg you're out [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: you're [howard]: american [franklin]: you're [howard]: ultra too for good about it [franklin]: is that an atlantis [howard]: yeah that is another like oh the two [franklin]: yeah [howard]: great guys [franklin]: goddamn wow [howard]: ah

[franklin]: they were probably just two peas in a pot on set there [howard]: yeah they're like hey i like to be rude to ladies me too oh [franklin]: max linder didn't even pretend to like he made like a message board account [howard]: yeah [franklin]: of a lady defending him [howard]: oh did he [franklin]: and he's like he's like pretending [howard]: m [franklin]: to be like this lady account and he's like look i'm [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a lady and [howard]: oh

[franklin]: like you know i think what he [howard]: if [franklin]: did [howard]: there's [franklin]: it was perfectly fine yeah [howard]: i would have been honored if i was if i was that lady which i [franklin]: yeah [howard]: the only difference between me and her is that i'm also a lady but i [franklin]: yeah [howard]: wasn't [franklin]: but [howard]: there [franklin]: i think [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that the account had other posts as well and they were able to see like

[franklin]: okay no no no ladies [howard]: m [franklin]: talking about like hell in the cell two thousand ten like [howard]: yeah yeah they [franklin]: you know [howard]: are like oh she was like my name is [franklin]: yeah [howard]: gladys [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and i i love max landis and they look at his other post and its [howard]: just [franklin]: oh [howard]: fled actually i think [franklin]: yeah [howard]: beast is the best [franklin]: yeah [howard]: x man because he's smart

[franklin]: that's exactly what probably what happened i think it's a little uncle uncle potentially [howard]: ah [franklin]: revision of history from here say [howard]: well it makes [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it makes you know history is written by the winners and brother you and me [howard]: are winners [franklin]: brother yeah miami [howard]: yeah [franklin]: baby were winners [howard]: m dwainewade [franklin]: so [howard]: style

[franklin]: so i am not going to watch now you see me so we're goin i [franklin]: rented it i mean it [howard]: yeah [franklin]: has my money they received my money from the red box bah [howard]: yeah well red [franklin]: not [howard]: box got your money but [franklin]: red [howard]: jessie [franklin]: box got [howard]: is [franklin]: my [howard]: very [franklin]: money [howard]: good yeah [franklin]: but they get residual they probably they get they get a call on [howard]: that's

[franklin]: the phone and they [howard]: small [franklin]: go hey [howard]: money [franklin]: we got another nice me purchase jessie the [howard]: and it goes very good would you like to say a magic [franklin]: yeah [howard]: trick [franklin]: an as [howard]: god that guy is a nerve dude i don't [franklin]: ah [howard]: i don't even want to see him around man if he came if he came [howard]: on to our podcast i'd say [franklin]: i [howard]: thank you for being on our show sir [franklin]: yeah

[franklin]: you know what i would do it that jerk step foot here and was on [franklin]: our [howard]: yeah [franklin]: podcast [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh thanks so much and i really appreciate [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you being here dude [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you're like i'm just a huge fan [howard]: it's like i if that guy someone you know van [franklin]: yeah [howard]: our boss said okay we're gonna get jessie island on her so in a week [franklin]: m

[howard]: you know what i would do [franklin]: m oh lay [howard]: i [franklin]: it [howard]: would [franklin]: on me [howard]: watch every single one of his movies so i was totally familiar with his career [franklin]: oh [howard]: oh [franklin]: yeah yeah an [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh [howard]: i'd [franklin]: that's [howard]: i'd [franklin]: awesome [howard]: be watching i'd be watching the squid and the whale i'd be [franklin]: hm [howard]: watching adventure land [franklin]: i already

[howard]: i've been [franklin]: saw [howard]: watching [franklin]: that yeah [howard]: to roam with love [franklin]: would you would you [howard]: yeah oh well maybe not [franklin]: you [howard]: i didn't know about that [franklin]: uh [howard]: well that's a whole another reason to cancel this dude [franklin]: m i don't know what it is i don't know what it is [howard]: it's it's written directed and coat [franklin]: yeah [howard]: staring witty allen [franklin]: oh no wow [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: i [howard]: boy [franklin]: didn't [howard]: that's [franklin]: know that [howard]: a oh well now we've [franklin]: it just [howard]: got [franklin]: sounded [howard]: another [franklin]: like [howard]: reason to hate this [franklin]: yeah [howard]: guy [franklin]: just had an arts to me so i immediately [howard]: yeah [franklin]: was [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not about it [howard]: what about night moves [franklin]: who's [howard]: those [franklin]: in that

[howard]: guys made some stinkers who [franklin]: he's [howard]: has [franklin]: been [howard]: made [franklin]: a lot [howard]: night moves [franklin]: hm [howard]: let's see you got peter [franklin]: yeah [howard]: sars guard [franklin]: yer fucking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: avows himself [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yes [howard]: carisma there [franklin]: uh [howard]: he [franklin]: uh [howard]: was in a movie called resistance [franklin]: cut yeah [howard]: this guy sucks man

[franklin]: yeah i [howard]: oh [franklin]: don't [howard]: he's [franklin]: like [howard]: got [franklin]: him [howard]: he's got his directorial [franklin]: m [howard]: debut [franklin]: what's that [howard]: it's called when you finish saving the world which is a really annoying name and [howard]: i guess what it's based on a book that was written by jessie eisenberg [franklin]: the bat [howard]: what a fucking nerve dude he is white [franklin]: uh

[howard]: it doesn't get much whiter than jessie isenburg [franklin]: no [howard]: dude [franklin]: no thank you [howard]: i [franklin]: well [howard]: don't i don't like him you know what i don't even i hope fan doesn't [howard]: get him on our show because i wouldn't enjoy watching all of his movies [franklin]: no and i wouldn't enjoy thanking him for being on and boosting [howard]: yeah [franklin]: our fucking status [howard]: i'm begging him to recweit that he was on our show

[franklin]: yeah yeah [howard]: yeh [franklin]: i'm begging him to be like ah [howard]: yeah i am sorry to bother you big boy i wouldn't [franklin]: that's a [howard]: i [franklin]: he [howard]: wouldn't [franklin]: is [howard]: even say that to him i'd say i wouldn't say sorry to bout you big [howard]: boy say [franklin]: a [howard]: i want to talk about whose cock my daughter has been sucking [franklin]: yeah [howard]: m yeah what's going on bret [franklin]: what's your movie big man uh

[howard]: well you know we're in the halloween season and you and i i think a [howard]: weakness in our show is that we don't always get into the seasonal spirit of [howard]: things you [franklin]: you [howard]: know [franklin]: promise [howard]: we just kind [franklin]: people [howard]: of [franklin]: on patroon that we're gonna do something spooky the moment [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i read that i went [howard]: yeah i know because we hate it we hate all that stuff

[franklin]: i mean it's just our schedule and what i'm just like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: there's no way there's no [howard]: yeah [franklin]: way we're doing any theme [howard]: well i picked [franklin]: good [howard]: a spooky mo i picked a spooky we could [franklin]: oh [howard]: we [franklin]: boy [howard]: could do a match on a spooky spooky match or something [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i guess [franklin]: i mean i'm [howard]: but [franklin]: down

[howard]: i got yeah sure i a spooky spooky movie for us to watch to night [howard]: franklin [franklin]: well boy [howard]: it's called m [franklin]: yeah oh [howard]: the the patient [franklin]: oh [howard]: you know medical patients [franklin]: yeah [howard]: the patients lament [franklin]: sounds [howard]: and [franklin]: artistic [howard]: it's yeah well it's like an went [franklin]: yeah [howard]: kind of movie it's [franklin]: what's the actual studio though [howard]: it's a c seventeen

[franklin]: okay [howard]: yeah [franklin]: gotcha [howard]: so so it's it's about this mental hospital in up state and one of the [howard]: things that's so scared about this movie is they never say what state they always [howard]: just say oh [franklin]: m [howard]: setting [franklin]: up [howard]: you [franklin]: state [howard]: up state yeah [franklin]: it could [howard]: which [franklin]: be [howard]: i [franklin]: anything [howard]: mean [franklin]: from vermont to [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: fucking vera new hampshire [howard]: delaware [franklin]: oh [howard]: new hampshire one [franklin]: delawares [howard]: of those [franklin]: like a fucking blip [howard]: yeah it's not [franklin]: like [howard]: even on my radar brother [franklin]: delaware can suck my dick to our at it if i'm being like perfectly honest [franklin]: like it's too small [howard]: you know fuck delaware fuck maryland fuck [franklin]: i [howard]: west [franklin]: issue [howard]: virginia

[franklin]: of mirror [howard]: yeah i do [franklin]: well fuck west west virginia for sure i don't have too [howard]: yeah [franklin]: much of a mon pickwick maryland that [howard]: you [franklin]: whole [howard]: know what [franklin]: area [howard]: if you're living in a state that don't get bakin babes fast cars rich bit [howard]: coin moguls i don't [franklin]: m [howard]: want to hear about it [franklin]: m [howard]: oh [franklin]: hm [howard]: yeah it is bizarre to [franklin]: it

[howard]: live [franklin]: is [howard]: somewhere there aren't bitcoinmogles [franklin]: the patients lament this [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is a c twenty five you said [howard]: yeah c seventeen so [franklin]: of course [howard]: they get the lead in this movie she gets sent up state because she had [howard]: she [franklin]: just [howard]: was in she was at a school and all of a sudden she starts freaking [howard]: out acting all crazy [franklin]: m

[howard]: like she's she's in the hallway you know they got lockers on either side of [howard]: the hal and she's running from [franklin]: in [howard]: one [franklin]: a hospital [howard]: side to the other no this is while she's in school she [franklin]: okay [howard]: she's running back and forth smashing from side to side she goes like run run [howard]: run smashed run run [franklin]: to [howard]: run [franklin]: like [howard]: run [franklin]: a locker [howard]: run smash yeah i know the

[franklin]: i [howard]: lockers [franklin]: hope screech [howard]: over and [franklin]: is [howard]: over [franklin]: in one of those [howard]: yeah there's a nord in one of them it's jessie isenburg [franklin]: what's the big idea [howard]: i'm trying to sleep in here [franklin]: some jock shoved [howard]: so [franklin]: me in here [howard]: so they're like oh you've gone too crazy there madam you've got they call her [howard]: madam even though she was a teen [franklin]: m i like the principle

[howard]: because [franklin]: or [howard]: and [franklin]: something [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: was it building [howard]: it's the guidance councillor [franklin]: oh [howard]: guidance councillor it's played by um [franklin]: a [howard]: oh you know jeff [franklin]: the guy [howard]: jeff [franklin]: the [howard]: bridget [franklin]: big fellow [howard]: yeah jeff bridges yeah [franklin]: yeah funny guy [howard]: yeah he was like i got a level with you you're too crazy we got

[howard]: to send you up state [franklin]: yeah [howard]: so [franklin]: yeah i'm out of there [howard]: and so when like there's all the scary stuff when she's on the bus going [howard]: up state she is like looking out the window and she'll like you know kind [howard]: of look away and it looks normal [franklin]: oh [howard]: and she looks back and she like you no window and it looks like there [howard]: was like ghost in the window scary stuff right [franklin]: m [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: in song [howard]: so then [franklin]: like that [howard]: so when she gets to the hospital up state [franklin]: oh [howard]: um she has a room mate and the roommates kind of spooky and the roommates [howard]: like oh it's it's you know you've got to be careful here because it's so [howard]: scary [franklin]: m [howard]: and then a bunch of really scary stuff happens and [franklin]: yeah [howard]: then at the end it turns out that she was the [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: scary one all along [franklin]: ah why [howard]: because she [franklin]: oh [howard]: was from the devil [franklin]: oh oh [howard]: no that's just [franklin]: yeah [howard]: dark sighted stuff man dark cited stuff [franklin]: boy [howard]: always sounds absurd [franklin]: yeah [howard]: but [franklin]: jo was probably dark cited [howard]: jo was our dark sited you know what elson s dark sited the web of [howard]: the eye of webish bog

[franklin]: i ave webagh bog is something i do want to talk about so okay the [franklin]: patients lamentsaring [howard]: ah [franklin]: jeff [howard]: yeah [franklin]: bridges [howard]: yeah jeff bridge is milacunis [franklin]: oh maris [howard]: yea she [franklin]: hargate [howard]: is the girl [franklin]: to you [howard]: she's the main girl in it the [franklin]: oh she's an evrtothat [howard]: yeah yeah she isn't everything the [franklin]: jeff [howard]: girl [franklin]: bridges

[howard]: who [franklin]: milacunis [howard]: yeah [franklin]: s isenburg in the locker [howard]: jessie senberginto lock our anna kendrick is the roommate who [franklin]: oh [howard]: is like like oh this place is scary and also the reason they say it's [howard]: scary even before me lahunis got there because [franklin]: hm [howard]: my unis was the scary thing is that she can travel through time so she [howard]: went back in time to [franklin]: yeah [howard]: make the place scary and

[franklin]: m [howard]: scare the ship out in a candric and [franklin]: yeah [howard]: then she's back in normal time and then that's why anna kendrick is scary [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and also then at [franklin]: m [howard]: the very end they're like oh you can go back in time and do stuff [howard]: and she's like yeah that's true they're like you should have scared hitler's mother when [howard]: she was pregnant so that she had a heart attack and she goes [franklin]: m

[howard]: uh it ends on cliff hanger she goes yeah i guess i could see if [howard]: i can that and [franklin]: yeah [howard]: then there's a post credit scene [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and nick fury shows up and says we'd like to recruit you [franklin]: wow and then you hear lincoln parks like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: go [howard]: i [franklin]: ma [howard]: dude lincoln park man like sometimes when i'm in my emotions i listen to that [howard]: and i'm like [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: they know how i feel [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: when transformers ended and they blasted that [howard]: yeah that's [franklin]: i guess [howard]: sick [franklin]: it's like [howard]: dude [franklin]: something like i was i was [howard]: yeah [franklin]: almost forced to dislike them rent [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you kind of force to dislike them like i don't like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: them

[howard]: because everyone was like everyone as like that's a nerve band i'm like okay [franklin]: right [howard]: i [franklin]: and [howard]: guess [franklin]: we [howard]: so [franklin]: all have friends [howard]: but [franklin]: are like our hard [howard]: yeah [franklin]: core [howard]: the [franklin]: punk [howard]: rock [franklin]: people [howard]: and rollers yeah poser band [franklin]: yeah [howard]: but [franklin]: so [howard]: now [franklin]: like

[howard]: now i listen to him like man that's what's up [franklin]: yeah [howard]: lincoln [franklin]: i thought [howard]: park [franklin]: the j [howard]: dude [franklin]: s stuff [howard]: yeah i [franklin]: okay [howard]: thought that was dope [franklin]: yeah [howard]: man and i mean you know our favorite movie of all time is that tommy [howard]: is the white green and red ranger video [franklin]: oh man our favorite [howard]: the [franklin]: yeah i don't listen to lincoln park i don't

[howard]: no i don't really listen to much music but yeah [franklin]: i've [howard]: that [franklin]: gone [howard]: band [franklin]: back [howard]: is cool [franklin]: and like [howard]: though [franklin]: enjoyed some stuff that i felt like i wasn't allowed to enjoy because [howard]: yeah [franklin]: it was considered poser but lincoln park is still like this is kind of okay [franklin]: but i don't want to like it and i still will not [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like it now

[howard]: but it is like it's definitely music that like the transformers would listen to like [howard]: if you [franklin]: yeah [howard]: met [franklin]: they'd [howard]: optimist [franklin]: listen to it [howard]: prime ja bumblebee ratchet [franklin]: m [howard]: and all [franklin]: m [howard]: asked and they said hey earth man what's some like good earth music wouldn't you [howard]: probably play [franklin]: m [howard]: lincoln park for him [franklin]: yeah sure [franklin]: that's

[howard]: i think i'm gonna i'm gonna watch darker the moon tonight [franklin]: oh [howard]: yeah [franklin]: transformers one was [howard]: yeah [franklin]: weird because there was that weird sub plot with anthony anderson and like some [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like hot australian scientists [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and it's like these movies this seems separate from like everything going on [howard]: i understood that they just decided hey [franklin]: m

[howard]: we need another babe in here besides making [franklin]: rihicthey're [howard]: fox [franklin]: just like [howard]: yeah where can we add another babe well it can't [franklin]: can [howard]: be [franklin]: we [howard]: a transformer [franklin]: came sexy transformer well they just did that in the second one [howard]: yeah [franklin]: they did [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: the [howard]: there [franklin]: second [howard]: was [franklin]: one they said [howard]: with her tongue

[franklin]: and the [howard]: her robot tongue they could have made an [franklin]: m [howard]: evil government babe was hanging [franklin]: yeah [howard]: out with [franklin]: that's [howard]: john [franklin]: true [howard]: tater [franklin]: michael bay you got to figure out how to insert more babes man i [howard]: oh [franklin]: think he got to hang up it later on though [howard]: yeah [franklin]: his like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: librarian government [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: massa fucking you [howard]: oh [franklin]: know waste management fuck in the all [howard]: yeah [franklin]: sort of anywhere [howard]: yeah if you if [franklin]: m [howard]: you if you've got a character [franklin]: yeah [howard]: that's michael bay is one of the most progressive directors in the business because he [howard]: casts more women than any one else right m [franklin]: he does that's [howard]: uh uh [franklin]: you know you know i i [howard]: i [franklin]: do

[howard]: do want to shake michael days hand are [franklin]: i know so he bought the whole coganhouse and we my friends and i uh [franklin]: we always go buy the hogan house i don't know why [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and growing up is like hoping i mean were on going up were like an [franklin]: early one but [howard]: uh [franklin]: when he lived here [howard]: h [franklin]: over [howard]: oh [franklin]: hoping to catch a glimpse of him like [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: michael bay bought his house so i know where michael bay i guess i know [franklin]: where he lives [howard]: well you know one of his houses that guy has probably [franklin]: i [howard]: got [franklin]: guess [howard]: so [franklin]: i know [howard]: many houses [franklin]: one of his house so if i like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: if i was like a jogger [howard]: oh [franklin]: and i just jogged [howard]: yeah [franklin]: around that block all day and like

[howard]: you'd eventually find him [franklin]: no i feels like backing up his car and i like pull like right into [howard]: oh [franklin]: it [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and then he's like [howard]: oh that's a good idea [franklin]: then he's like oh i'm so sorry like [howard]: oh [franklin]: is like is there any way we could cut around this insurance middle [howard]: yeah [franklin]: man stuff i say [howard]: yeah [franklin]: if only you [howard]: be [franklin]: could [howard]: like

[franklin]: cast me in a movie or something [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and then i'd heal these emotional [howard]: oh [franklin]: wounds i have [howard]: i wonder what kind of car michael bays drive on these [franklin]: m [howard]: days [franklin]: fast one [howard]: it probably just drives lambi was everywhere he's [franklin]: oh [howard]: like here's my daily driver [franklin]: yeah [howard]: where's my special car and they're all just a mercy a log [franklin]: oh man so i didn't

[howard]: that's [franklin]: want [howard]: like [franklin]: i [howard]: cool [franklin]: did [howard]: dude [franklin]: have a on a topic i had [howard]: yeah [franklin]: some stuff here i had i had like a list of stuff we're deep in [franklin]: thes i wanted to talk about yattle [howard]: oh yeah let's do [franklin]: m [howard]: it she's [franklin]: so [howard]: coming back [franklin]: she's coming back addle is back unfortunately some only [howard]: oh

[franklin]: know of yattle from the mime of the green flash [howard]: ye [franklin]: light on the [howard]: it's [franklin]: bed [howard]: disrespectful [franklin]: you seen it [howard]: yeah i wish i hadn't [franklin]: i know but [howard]: he [franklin]: you know it looks like she's going a duel of count duco soyatleis the female [franklin]: yoga species and the fantom menace she died in legends that's garbage nobody cares i

[franklin]: know it's a big emotional thing where she sacrificed her life rani and people liked [franklin]: it you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: have a [howard]: but [franklin]: chance [howard]: it's not cannon [franklin]: yale could be alive even [howard]: a [franklin]: during time of ray is what i'm trying to get at [howard]: oh that would be so sick dude [franklin]: wouldn't that be sick so they can't kill her off i'm just worried [howard]: no they are going to here's my prediction legit

[franklin]: yeah [howard]: they're going to bring her back and grog is going a go with her [franklin]: you think so [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh that'd [howard]: she might [franklin]: be good [howard]: even be grog's mom [franklin]: she might be but then who's the daddy [howard]: yeah me oh oh [franklin]: i saw rich on twitter [howard]: m [franklin]: say duco maybe they might have had a thing [howard]: oh yeah i could see that brother because [franklin]: yeah [howard]: that's a

[franklin]: there's [howard]: that's a good looking woman right there [franklin]: it is it is brown [howard]: yeah [franklin]: brown [howard]: yeah [franklin]: flowing hair i mean i'm excited [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: she needs to live though whatever hap like now i'm concerned i have anxiety now [franklin]: that like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you have this potential to have atle this character from the prequels who as long

[franklin]: as she's like a hundred years younger than nota can still be alive [howard]: yes [franklin]: in the sequel trilogy [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like [howard]: yeah once you hit nine hundred you're done [franklin]: yeah but like if she's seven hundred s got plenty of time [howard]: yeah absolutely i would love to see uh well so this is a cartoon right [franklin]: yes [howard]: but [franklin]: but she [howard]: is it made [franklin]: her survival can entail [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: that she might be around longer [howard]: franklin i've pledged you that i'm going to watch this cartoon [franklin]: oh okay [howard]: my [franklin]: i mean [howard]: i [franklin]: it's [howard]: pledge [franklin]: a short [howard]: it [franklin]: many [howard]: upon [franklin]: series [howard]: my my uncle's heart [franklin]: i think [howard]: that i will watch it [franklin]: i hope it's good i mean [howard]: good or not i'm going to watch it [franklin]: we'll see

[howard]: i swear i swear to you i swear [franklin]: m [howard]: to all of our patron patrons and [franklin]: hm [howard]: i swear i swear to tony stark [franklin]: wow all [howard]: oh [franklin]: new to that man [howard]: all right when's it coming out yeah that is [franklin]: that [howard]: insane [franklin]: as well [howard]: when when does it come out what day [franklin]: it's like october twenty six or something like next [howard]: oh [franklin]: week [howard]: that's [franklin]: or

[howard]: coming [franklin]: some [howard]: right up brother [franklin]: you got time [howard]: all [franklin]: to [howard]: right [franklin]: train [howard]: yeah i got i got to learn about all of my it's just about ladle [howard]: yattllevel [franklin]: well at leadlabout the same [howard]: yeah [franklin]: they might speak [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the same [howard]: they might [franklin]: what's interesting is this is the first time [howard]: oh

[franklin]: we're going to see anything between the period of the fantom menace an attack of [franklin]: the cones because those ten years are unexplored [howard]: oh that's [franklin]: that's [howard]: cool [franklin]: that's ten years where we don't know anything really [howard]: yeah [franklin]: we know anikin coming up this might even be a little bit before fantom menace [franklin]: possibly [howard]: yeah who [franklin]: again [howard]: that would be cool [franklin]: unexplored

[howard]: too [franklin]: territory so i'm [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i mean i got yattle fever you know [howard]: yeah everyone [franklin]: i'm excited [howard]: does man yeah and what are you thinking about and and disores [franklin]: i love it man we're [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not going to do this i know you're not crazy about it but i love [franklin]: it i mean [howard]: i'm all right with it it doesn't doesn't send me to heaven but [franklin]: monmohmas [howard]: i ain't mattminmatha's

[franklin]: had an obnoxious ten daughter as a [howard]: car is sucking awesome [franklin]: is awesome her husband's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: cool has got a pony [howard]: yeah [franklin]: tail [howard]: her husband is cool he doesn't want [franklin]: yeah [howard]: to hear all this bumper ship [franklin]: yeah it's like politics [howard]: yeah i respect that guy a lot [franklin]: oh [howard]: i like that the little loony lefty kid died [franklin]: yeah yeah yeah

[howard]: oh read my manifesto i wrote [franklin]: yeah [howard]: now i don't have to [franklin]: what's he going to say man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: did you read it man i would just [howard]: yeah [franklin]: say and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: they were [howard]: i [franklin]: already [howard]: read [franklin]: out [howard]: it it was great what was [franklin]: eh [howard]: your favorite part oh i like to when you were raising all those points m [franklin]: yeah [howard]: m oh

[franklin]: i mean nemi did pass away letting gorn [howard]: yeah gorn [franklin]: oh my god god [howard]: goron member how are you doing sir [franklin]: oh did you see the eye [howard]: the i of wevish bog sir [franklin]: the iron ver got the name of the planet [howard]: ven vind or something [franklin]: i forgot the name of the planet but yes [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i like and our man i love it like i'm a [howard]: i [franklin]: sucker [howard]: just [franklin]: for [howard]: i

[franklin]: all [howard]: want [franklin]: this [howard]: more i want more little aliens i [franklin]: you'll [howard]: want [franklin]: get [howard]: more [franklin]: them [howard]: little [franklin]: they're [howard]: guys [franklin]: coming [howard]: yeah [franklin]: they're coming [howard]: well i'm gonna i'm a waiting one of my and my friends i think is [howard]: going to like at the most is out of the country right now and i [howard]: can't wait for her to get back and watch it

[franklin]: nice [howard]: you know that's what a good friend i am is i want my friends to [howard]: be happy even [franklin]: me too [howard]: even when i'm miserable [franklin]: uh [howard]: and boy i'm miserable watching nan or [franklin]: i think it's better than be one m [howard]: no there was so many more aliens and it would be one [franklin]: there was alien in the first couple episodes when they were still [howard]: it was like [franklin]: on [howard]: one [franklin]: the big

[howard]: there [franklin]: as [howard]: was [franklin]: alien [howard]: yeah it was one big alien [franklin]: there's [howard]: but [franklin]: a little guy too [howard]: a little droit [franklin]: little guy little guy alien [howard]: m i didn't see him [franklin]: man [howard]: there was the best little guy in oban though the one who was on his [howard]: cell phone [franklin]: yeah [howard]: was like mebbe [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah we [howard]: that

[franklin]: just love [howard]: up [franklin]: all little guys bro did [howard]: we [franklin]: you finish [howard]: do man [franklin]: holk [howard]: yeah boy [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i didn't like where that went [franklin]: you are [howard]: oh [franklin]: the target audience [howard]: m i know and [franklin]: and [howard]: it [franklin]: you [howard]: just [franklin]: didn't like it [howard]: no i [franklin]: m [howard]: thought i was trying i don't know what i was trying to do but i

[howard]: wish it i just had [franklin]: yeah [howard]: a big exciting fight scene at the end and that was the end [franklin]: well [howard]: but [franklin]: you [howard]: instead [franklin]: know what [howard]: they were like oh we're fourth [franklin]: kay [howard]: walled [franklin]: you know i don't hate women so i loved it [howard]: i loved it all up until the end when i decided oh i don't like [franklin]: yeah [howard]: women any more m

[franklin]: h can that's not what they're supposed to do man oh god [howard]: yeah i was with it until the end and [franklin]: oh [howard]: i was like oh man women what do they know [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh [franklin]: m [howard]: oh that's true [franklin]: that's you about [howard]: yeah [franklin]: women [howard]: hm no i love women man i love our women fans especially those are the [franklin]: oh [howard]: best [franklin]: yeah [howard]: women of all [franklin]: i was telling him

[howard]: all [franklin]: oh [howard]: yeah i do say that to them [franklin]: you do i don't know why [howard]: yeah i don't know it just seems right [franklin]: oh [howard]: in the moment [franklin]: ah m [howard]: let's say do you want [franklin]: m [howard]: to handle some of these do you have [franklin]: that's [howard]: any the topics you wan to talk about or you want to [franklin]: i [howard]: talk [franklin]: don't [howard]: about late

[franklin]: don't i don't even like the topics i brought up [howard]: yeah we got a couple of questions we could deal with here i guess [franklin]: yeah yeah [howard]: if you're [franklin]: we [howard]: interested [franklin]: do no no no [howard]: we don't [franklin]: no [howard]: have [franklin]: no no no no no [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: let's [franklin]: okay [howard]: see yeah

[franklin]: i'm not getting like the like we have that we have an email question so [franklin]: somebody doesn't know that that [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: there were discord exclusive so we'll get [howard]: well [franklin]: to the [howard]: they [franklin]: email [howard]: might [franklin]: question [howard]: yeah let's do that one [franklin]: okay i guess [howard]: yes [franklin]: this one says i think i may have read it okay it's from [howard]: okay [franklin]: it's from [howard]: oh

[franklin]: ben [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know how many portions i'm worth because this guy is worth a ton [howard]: yeah [franklin]: okay [howard]: like sixty portions [franklin]: he's saying to do this joke with [howard]: m [franklin]: me here so [howard]: okay [franklin]: i'll do it i mean you tell me that i didn't look at it so [franklin]: tell me the joke [howard]: okay [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it's for me to read he says [franklin]: yeah [howard]: all right knock knock

[franklin]: who's there [howard]: jack [franklin]: jack who [howard]: yes jack the planet that raised from [franklin]: that's funny [howard]: it's pretty good and then [franklin]: i [howard]: he [franklin]: like [howard]: said [franklin]: it [howard]: sorry for sending two emails [franklin]: oh [howard]: so i guess he said oh yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he said what happened to lieutenant gorn yes [franklin]: bro serious like goren's [howard]: oh [franklin]: death so quick he just got shot

[howard]: we was gorn the snitch the imperial snitch guy [franklin]: yes he worked for the empire [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he lost his wife he lost his promotion he was like like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he's like the they'll hang you for this if you know when they find s [franklin]: like [howard]: oh [franklin]: i've served you for [howard]: my [franklin]: you for seven years i deserve worse something like that i think [howard]: what [franklin]: he meant [howard]: a nerve

[franklin]: like yeah i liked gorn it's a shame he is dead though [howard]: yeah [franklin]: it was [howard]: well [franklin]: in an instant they killed gorn [howard]: rest that's how it happens man [franklin]: a [howard]: one day or alive next year dead [franklin]: yeah just it was [howard]: if if you're murdered it was run by fruiting that only happens if you're murdered [howard]: though a lot it's always suspicious [franklin]: oh

[howard]: if somebody was alive one day and dead the next because [franklin]: yeah [howard]: they probably got murdered [franklin]: right [howard]: so [franklin]: but [howard]: goren [franklin]: when you're [howard]: was for sure murdered [franklin]: yeah much like angela lansbury because it was fine just [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like a week ago [howard]: yeah [franklin]: just like me [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like she listened to [howard]: oh

[franklin]: uncle to uncle one ninety eight but now when one ninety nine is out like [franklin]: you can't listen like we're so close to two hundred [howard]: yeah i know she is not that disrespectful oh [franklin]: i hate to say this but she's you know she's [howard]: a [franklin]: not gonna be rude is she like [howard]: no [franklin]: yeah [howard]: no she would never be rude [franklin]: no [howard]: oh [franklin]: no so let [howard]: angela [franklin]: me get the next [howard]: yeah okay

[franklin]: yeah you could you could google angela lands berry buddy [howard]: i was always going to look her up when she was young see how that [howard]: was [franklin]: see she was something for daddy let's pull [howard]: yeah [franklin]: it up and share your screen if you find out [howard]: all right yeah let me let me take a look here anyway [franklin]: all right [howard]: you want to get this next question here [franklin]: yea okay i gotta scroll a lot here um [howard]: not really

[franklin]: so [howard]: anything for daddy she [franklin]: okay [howard]: just looked like her but young [franklin]: no [howard]: that's weird i've never actually i'm goin to show it because i've never [franklin]: show it [howard]: seen somebody who [franklin]: hold [howard]: i mean she was like a [franklin]: yeah [howard]: never we've talked about always old but [franklin]: yeah [howard]: she was a never never young look at her [franklin]: the young i want to be [howard]: i want to be

[franklin]: like forty [howard]: never young [franklin]: last like like like you know i don't know man i mean i guess it's [franklin]: so black [howard]: she just [franklin]: and white and like high contrast [howard]: she looks she [franklin]: m [howard]: looks just like angela lands berry [franklin]: she she looks she'll [howard]: oh [franklin]: be on a game of thrones there but people can't see this dude okay so

[franklin]: like whatever yeah like she was old like she always looked old like i got [franklin]: it you know [howard]: okay [franklin]: i [howard]: fine [franklin]: mean i'm not disagree with you like i'm not going to say okay well you [franklin]: know what i'd have sex because what if [howard]: oh [franklin]: i hear a knock on my door and he's like oh yeah well put [howard]: yeah [franklin]: your money where your mouth is [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and like [howard]: prove [franklin]: no

[howard]: it [franklin]: i lied mab you're old [howard]: madam [franklin]: her old [howard]: your madam your you rest now [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh [franklin]: all right con had a question of which celebrity or twitter personality you so culturiely [franklin]: devoted to that you would name your first born child after them just to get [franklin]: them to follow back on twitter [howard]: oh um let's say [franklin]: m [howard]: probably jamila [franklin]: m [howard]: gamel

[franklin]: there you go [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a buff bag well [howard]: yeah yeah definite [franklin]: m [howard]: bag well [franklin]: m i trust i trust them [howard]: yeah [franklin]: ah [howard]: he's real [franklin]: all right [howard]: oh now how many of these questions are we going to do [franklin]: so [howard]: brother is so many [franklin]: let's go through a quick couple of these quickly here [howard]: all right

[franklin]: so john's asking here the lady in the apartment below me and i share a [franklin]: porch she insists on buying [howard]: oh [franklin]: all these decorations and and fake plants and [howard]: oh [franklin]: inevitably it all gets blown over by the on the porch by the wind am [franklin]: i [howard]: ah [franklin]: wrong at this point to punch something off the porch instead of picking it up [franklin]: to help her

[howard]: no but i don't think you're obligated to pick it up you can just let [howard]: it blow away i would [franklin]: i [howard]: say [franklin]: mean [howard]: it's the most reasonable solution here [franklin]: i mean who does he think he is [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm looking at famous punchers [howard]: sebastian janikowski [franklin]: it's goin to say pat macafi [howard]: oh yeah what do you think you are pat makupi yeah [franklin]: fact

[howard]: that's her problem i don't see how that's any involvement of you [franklin]: well [howard]: one way or the other [franklin]: i mean yeah now is this the same neighbor he had the cat litter issue [franklin]: with as well with the pole play stunk [howard]: i don't know maybe you should move to someone where the people aren't dumb asses [franklin]: yeah all [howard]: that's [franklin]: right [howard]: my [franklin]: that's [howard]: advactualy [franklin]: when i did want to

[howard]: moved [franklin]: get here [howard]: to the venn speech [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: uh [howard]: oh [franklin]: i would say yeah you just stopped picking them up you know [howard]: yeah don't don't worry about it [franklin]: yeah [howard]: that's her her decorations [franklin]: yeah you're not trying to get an end one here [howard]: yeah i don't love decorations at all to be honest with you [franklin]: yeah it depends i mean what if [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: it's a hiding can poster with three butts and thongs you don't [howard]: okay [franklin]: like [howard]: that's [franklin]: us you don't like [howard]: that's [franklin]: decorations [howard]: different well you know if it's the swedish becuni team we're talking [franklin]: all [howard]: all [franklin]: right [howard]: right [franklin]: this question i did want to get really badly [howard]: yeah [franklin]: because i got some discussion here [howard]: m caught [franklin]: anne

[howard]: your [franklin]: in his [howard]: eye [franklin]: asking how would you react [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to getting owned by the josmoshow [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the [howard]: uh [franklin]: joeshmo show is where they made [howard]: h [franklin]: a fake reality t v and they basically truman showed somebody so somebody's acting to [franklin]: be like your best friend somebody's like a jerk and then at the end after

[franklin]: putting you to some crazy reality show experience they reveal it was all a front [franklin]: and [howard]: oh [franklin]: it's a horrible experience to go through to be lied and deceived like this and [franklin]: they stopped [howard]: yeah [franklin]: doing it for that reason i think [howard]: so [franklin]: one of the guys fell in love with for the cast and like oh man [franklin]: she likes me so like they had to title it back be like you know [howard]: oh

[franklin]: like keep saying you're like a brother brother to me so like this guy doesn't [howard]: kay [franklin]: think you love like you love him [howard]: so what does the guy who doesn't know he's on the reality show think does [howard]: he think it's just like a real world [franklin]: he thinks [howard]: kind of [franklin]: it's [howard]: show [franklin]: a [howard]: where there's [franklin]: different [howard]: no [franklin]: reality show [howard]: yeah but is it like a competition

[franklin]: it's [howard]: or [franklin]: like [howard]: is [franklin]: a [howard]: it [franklin]: competition [howard]: just like a [franklin]: like you get voted off [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like natasha [howard]: oh [franklin]: lazaro was on joshmo [howard]: oh yeah one of the great [franklin]: one of the creates one of the comedians [howard]: yeah [franklin]: of all time [howard]: yeah she exists and we all know about her

[franklin]: got nothing against the right in the kitchen at the w sometimes [howard]: yeah we [franklin]: yeah [howard]: love that one [franklin]: oh [howard]: yeah i don't so but okay so [franklin]: everybody's [howard]: like [franklin]: in [howard]: people [franklin]: on the joke except you you are the [howard]: yeah [franklin]: so they picked the most [howard]: oh [franklin]: average man in america and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: everybody around them [howard]: oh [franklin]: is crazy

[howard]: and then at the yeah [franklin]: at the [howard]: and then [franklin]: like so at the end of the i think the last episode of the first [franklin]: season i think this guy who has voted off shows up with a gun [howard]: uh [franklin]: and then [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like it's like [howard]: oh [franklin]: you know a flag [howard]: they went [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and then there's like hey it was just a joke it was you know you

[franklin]: got a hundred you got five hundred thousand dollars you were on the joe smoke [franklin]: show and like the first [howard]: oh [franklin]: guy who ho was on it it's like then when i interviewed him like a [franklin]: little bit after s like like hey did you you know how is your experience [franklin]: like i don't like that i was [howard]: m [franklin]: called a shmo in front of entire [howard]: yeah [franklin]: country like [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like who wants to be a sma that's the most embarrassing thing i don't care [franklin]: about five hundred grand [howard]: that is the most embarrassing thing you can be [franklin]: like to be considered super fucking average i think that's the worst part not even [franklin]: so much that i'm believing everything around me like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's kind of their job it's the fact that they considered me bland

[howard]: yeah that is heart breaking i would i would love to be how would [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i react to getting showed by it i [franklin]: yeah [howard]: would say [franklin]: five hundred [howard]: oh [franklin]: grand [howard]: you know what i would i would really try to take like the high road [howard]: be like oh so you think it's comical that i'm just an average ordinary man [franklin]: oh [howard]: well to me [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: maybe an average ordinary man is the only person with any morals in here and [howard]: that i would walk [franklin]: oh [howard]: out i would turn [franklin]: what [howard]: on my heel [franklin]: the [howard]: and [franklin]: the [howard]: straight [franklin]: giant [howard]: out [franklin]: check of five hundred [howard]: with [franklin]: grant [howard]: a giant check tucked under my arm [franklin]: just walk [howard]: m [franklin]: away [howard]: m [franklin]: just [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: right under your grasp inter your arm pit like you're hole in a pence between [franklin]: it [howard]: good day to you and i will take this money [franklin]: this money is [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no good [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no good for me that's why i will [howard]: ah [franklin]: i'm going to donate this [howard]: ah [franklin]: charity on my own [howard]: yeah [franklin]: time don't worry don't [howard]: and the [franklin]: track

[howard]: charity is buying myself a porch night eleven [franklin]: never forget [howard]: yeah yeah i wouldn't mind at all man you can joe for all i know [howard]: i am bnjoshmit you know [franklin]: oh [howard]: i've always had i've always had a wonder though i think i'm a bad actor [howard]: think if i [franklin]: oh [howard]: was just being filmed unknown to me on a reality show [franklin]: m [howard]: i would [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: think they would still look at me and be like boy that guy is like [howard]: a terrible actor [franklin]: yeah you like so as for breakfast [howard]: m [franklin]: everybody yeah [howard]: i'm sure hungry [franklin]: m [howard]: be like well this guy sucks [franklin]: yeah [howard]: m [franklin]: too much of a smoke right off m [howard]: so anyway then there was a lot of talk about the joms show [franklin]: yeah [howard]: but that's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: hard [franklin]: i was

[howard]: to say [franklin]: ignored that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: well i mean just get [howard]: mason [franklin]: to some other questions here man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: there's too many [howard]: yeah mason well do this one as a good question [franklin]: let's [howard]: if [franklin]: do [howard]: you had [franklin]: mason [howard]: to choose someone to be the new actual god who would it be can be [howard]: anyone except yourself and he said [franklin]: new [howard]: that

[franklin]: actual [howard]: fictional living [franklin]: god [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm [howard]: like [franklin]: not going [howard]: i [franklin]: to [howard]: said [franklin]: be one [howard]: it [franklin]: of [howard]: jesus [franklin]: these like bill murray man he's awesome sauce [howard]: s epic bro [franklin]: you know [howard]: fucking bacon [franklin]: i want [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to be somebody doesn't want to do the job so like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: jack allison maybe

[howard]: no he would like it [franklin]: no he would at it [howard]: uh uh [franklin]: you didn't want to be got of a [howard]: right [franklin]: slur fan dude and king [howard]: yeah i'd pick [franklin]: no [howard]: olivia wild because she was the god of [franklin]: yeah [howard]: her movie and [franklin]: oh [howard]: it went real bad [franklin]: oh [howard]: oh [franklin]: olivia while that's an interesting one yeah i [howard]: yeah [franklin]: have no problem of her being god

[howard]: yeah i mean [franklin]: yes [howard]: shoot she it only went bad for her you know at [franklin]: yes [howard]: least [franklin]: oh [howard]: i feel like as it's going now for current god as far as i know [howard]: it's just bad for everyone else [franklin]: all right so olivia [howard]: yes [franklin]: wild would be god [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah i mean that's a big responsibility [howard]: m [franklin]: for her yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i think she would [howard]: oh

[franklin]: not do the best job [howard]: no [franklin]: oh [howard]: i think she she wouldn't [franklin]: m [howard]: do a good job in a way that would be more troublesome for her than [howard]: for us humans [franklin]: yes yeh it would back lash at her and she'd just be like [howard]: uh uh yeah [franklin]: ah [howard]: all right man you want to ask any more of these or do we want [howard]: to just call it a day [franklin]: all right you know let me just get to that was mason's question

[howard]: yeah oh [franklin]: all right let me see doctors question here this is a little [howard]: oh [franklin]: vulgar [howard]: yeah [franklin]: but when you wake [howard]: yeah [franklin]: up in the middle of the night to go number three puk do you turn [franklin]: on the light or do it in the [howard]: m [franklin]: dark if you had the [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like puk the [howard]: yeah [franklin]: dark [howard]: yeah always [franklin]: no [howard]: because

[franklin]: you got to see what's going on [howard]: no if you turn on the light then it will wake you up it makes [howard]: your you know mind hormones turn into wake mode and and you can't go back [howard]: to sleep [franklin]: you've had to wake up in the middle of the night randomly le pug [howard]: well i'm not not often at least [franklin]: i've [howard]: but [franklin]: never [howard]: i think [franklin]: like if i've had the puke [howard]: m

[franklin]: it's before and i can't go to bed otherwise [howard]: when i was a little kid i used to poke a lot in [franklin]: well [howard]: the middle of the night [franklin]: well that's yeah that's like a random yeah like when i was a little kid [franklin]: too but like as [howard]: yeah i [franklin]: as [howard]: wonder [franklin]: a [howard]: why [franklin]: man [howard]: little kids are poking grown men aren't [franklin]: i mean [howard]: should [franklin]: as [howard]: bring

[franklin]: a man [howard]: back [franklin]: first [howard]: night puking [franklin]: i fight it and i'm in tears when i'm throwing up like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i don't [howard]: you're [franklin]: want [howard]: sobbing [franklin]: to [howard]: like a baby [franklin]: i am just like why is this happening [howard]: like [franklin]: and it's just fuck you man i don't know you you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like you were one of those [howard]: ah

[franklin]: people like oh i threw up all the time it's nothing [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's not [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a good thing [howard]: i go i throw up it's on flak [franklin]: it's not a good thing [howard]: no i don't throw up very much dude [franklin]: nor do i [howard]: i [franklin]: i [howard]: don't [franklin]: hate it [howard]: i don't i don't cry like i'm crying like a baby but here is to [howard]: come out of my [franklin]: well [howard]: eyes [franklin]: that's

[howard]: man [franklin]: what i'm saying i'm not crying [howard]: yeah [franklin]: but i'm saying [howard]: it's [franklin]: like [howard]: like if you ever like you ever get head butted in the nose by your [howard]: dogs like you start [franklin]: yeah [howard]: crying but you're not like you're just like [franklin]: i'm [howard]: my eyes [franklin]: i'm not crying but like you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: know it is what it is [howard]: you [franklin]: like

[howard]: know every every morning when i wake up i'm so tired and my eyes are [howard]: just crying [franklin]: oh [howard]: i'm so tired [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i cry every damn day and i'm still a man [franklin]: that's right mate man said that too [howard]: yeah that's right i was man i love that guy [franklin]: uh [howard]: uh let's say i'm gonna i want to get one last question [franklin]: get one [howard]: here [franklin]: last one man

[howard]: all right this is it's from don i love dane man he is the cream [howard]: of the crop he [franklin]: i [howard]: says [franklin]: like dean man [howard]: yeah gets a hard time but he shouldn't you know everyone [franklin]: oh [howard]: else should but den he says is self love overrated [franklin]: are you talking about [howard]: it is [franklin]: talking about [howard]: treating your body like an amusing park [franklin]: reading your body like an amusement a that's a good drop

[howard]: i [franklin]: m [howard]: yeah i don't [franklin]: m [howard]: think that i think he's talking about you know the people who were like oh [howard]: i'm treating myself today i'm going to take a warm bubble bath and [franklin]: right [howard]: you know [franklin]: you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is it overrated [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you [howard]: it [franklin]: know [howard]: is [franklin]: because [howard]: dude

[franklin]: at the end you know even when i do all that i'm still not ex [franklin]: cly thrilled [howard]: yeah i'm not like oh ma that was better use of my time than eating [howard]: some triskets and watching a [franklin]: you got to treat [howard]: first [franklin]: yourself [howard]: ten minutes of revenge of the sith [franklin]: you got to treat yourself a little bit though [howard]: yeah but you don't have to do that stuff and you can just [franklin]: well [howard]: watch

[franklin]: i don't [howard]: revenge [franklin]: mean about going [howard]: the smith [franklin]: to the spot but maybe instead of the spa you get you go down to [howard]: vengeldesmith [franklin]: seven eleven and you get yourself [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: up [howard]: slirpy [franklin]: nice goodies no [howard]: the the slippy family love [franklin]: slirpy [howard]: those guys [franklin]: family due the slirpy family they love their slirpies they love their [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: their cherry [howard]: oh [franklin]: vanilla coke slirpies [howard]: yeah they love their business [franklin]: they love socialism [howard]: yeah [franklin]: we love him [howard]: so socialism is when you have to take social studies an elementary school [franklin]: book who loves that [howard]: not me brother [franklin]: not sucking me either [howard]: all right man [franklin]: yeah [howard]: we got [franklin]: oh

[howard]: other classics but we'll get around to him i think is that fair to say [howard]: franklin [franklin]: i don't think so i don't think [howard]: now [franklin]: so [howard]: we're [franklin]: i want [howard]: never [franklin]: new questions [howard]: going to get around to those questions i want new questions too [franklin]: yeah like i'm sorry the van episode got god should knocked the questions down and [franklin]: now there's too many [howard]: yeah [franklin]: now it's late

[howard]: i didn't i didn't even like the questions that we did tonight [franklin]: i like them [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh [howard]: i liked them for being bad [franklin]: wow [howard]: now they're all right [franklin]: there right [howard]: thank you everybody so much and yeah i don't know we got sir [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh [franklin]: yeah [franklin]: yeah