Aerosmith On The Polar Express

[franklin]: oh oh [franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the first podcast to take place from a [howard]: m [franklin]: king size bed and [howard]: oh [franklin]: be beautiful [howard]: oh [franklin]: hedonism too i'm your main host franklin [howard]: oh [franklin]: as i'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world uncle howard [howard]: oh franklin you know the older we get and we are getting old aren't we [howard]: we're getting so old and so tired [franklin]: m

[howard]: don't you find [franklin]: m yeah [howard]: that these contemplations and musings that you have in your head roll around heavier than [howard]: they used to at night you know [franklin]: they keep you up don't they [howard]: you know those childish frivolities and the antics have been [franklin]: oh [howard]: waylaid by these unknowable queries [franklin]: oh [howard]: that have troubled the greatest philosopher since time's immemorial

[franklin]: m yeah it's like sometimes i think to myself i just have these thoughts in [franklin]: my head where did i go wrong [howard]: yeah [franklin]: lost a friend somewhere [howard]: yeah [franklin]: along the bitter end [howard]: you know what what i was thinking about is how crichell scouse and [franklin]: yeah [howard]: emily ratajaskowski and more were sounding off on adam [franklin]: yeah [howard]: levin's cheating denial [franklin]: wait [howard]: yhgihell

[franklin]: cristel what stas [howard]: stousederia [franklin]: ichellestos i know who krichellstous is [howard]: you want you [franklin]: selling [howard]: want [franklin]: sunset [howard]: you want to know what she thinks about adam levin he denied cheating on his [howard]: wife bahati prinzleu with instagram model sumner [franklin]: oh marco hargate to you too [howard]: yeh here's what here's what crichell stout said and she said when apologizing for cheating

[howard]: publicly i hate that the [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i hate the we will get through it together part from a man don't [franklin]: no [howard]: speak for her you've done enough oh [franklin]: wow well you know big words [howard]: m [franklin]: and you know how she got that name [howard]: to [franklin]: crichell [howard]: how's that [franklin]: so fun [howard]: she was [franklin]: fun little story here because [howard]: all right [franklin]: she was born [howard]: mhm

[franklin]: at a shell gas station by an employee [howard]: yeah [franklin]: named chris [howard]: that's [franklin]: i mean [howard]: beautiful [franklin]: he helped birth her he helped the mom clop or at or whatever [howard]: wow i would have said he instead of naming her after me why don't you [howard]: give me a cool thou [franklin]: yeah right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not only not like well first instead of [howard]: i [franklin]: sort of naming her after me i would like [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: a chunk of like a chunk of money please some [howard]: yeah [franklin]: fat stacks [howard]: yeah one stack please [franklin]: yeah yeah or you know put her back where she came from [howard]: yeah i don't [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i don't accept your insurance [franklin]: yeah we and [howard]: oh [franklin]: she dated [howard]: h [franklin]: one of the guys from the oppenheim group [howard]: h [franklin]: you know very she dated a bald man a [howard]: oh

[franklin]: bald man so again big words really [howard]: yeah [franklin]: big words from crishelle stouse [howard]: yeah who the hell does she think she is [franklin]: i don't i don't know i know i know she went on [howard]: yeah [franklin]: but i just don't think you know and now and now she's dating you know [franklin]: an artist named g flip so you don't know this stuff [howard]: no g flip [franklin]: yeah chief flip [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh i think i know him

[franklin]: then but yeah like none the less like you know it's [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: crichell here is [howard]: oh [franklin]: really just not want to you know talk [howard]: okay [franklin]: about what adam divine from worcaholixs did [howard]: gee flip australian [franklin]: hm [howard]: wow they'll let anybody do anything now it is [franklin]: well i mean if you heard their music you'd be [howard]: right i'm [franklin]: oh [howard]: sure a tear would come to my eye

[franklin]: that's right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and you weren't expecting me to be tuned into the [howard]: no you're a pretty [franklin]: new generation [howard]: your [franklin]: huh [howard]: pretty hip guy brother [franklin]: oh [howard]: i guess i guess those heavy thoughts have been rolling through your head too [franklin]: yeah [howard]: lately [franklin]: dud you know i'm wearing my pelly pelly you know [howard]: okay [franklin]: attire like [howard]: oh

[franklin]: like the big show in ninety nine [howard]: yeah [franklin]: backwards cap [howard]: yeah he [franklin]: yeah [howard]: looked a damn cool wearing that fob gear [franklin]: oh [howard]: like big kevin ash [franklin]: nice [howard]: m [franklin]: he was the [howard]: h [franklin]: shop that machicos [howard]: h yeah i think he probably [franklin]: the she [howard]: you know [franklin]: store at the male man as all the brand fan a nice pelly [howard]: ah [franklin]: pelly the good stuff

[howard]: um bro [franklin]: um bro [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and that's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a good as brand [howard]: yeah they make short [franklin]: is it like a socker thing [howard]: i think they're sucker [franklin]: really [howard]: everything so that's the one of the most popular sports in the world [franklin]: the two [howard]: i [franklin]: naked ladies i told you about sitting [howard]: yeah [franklin]: but to [howard]: okay [franklin]: butt [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: now i forgot [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the name of [howard]: i [franklin]: the [howard]: know [franklin]: brand [howard]: that brand that's a good brand [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah man we talked about that a while ago [franklin]: yeah [howard]: what was that [franklin]: pa it was [howard]: cap [franklin]: yeah yeah we talked about it a while ago but i mean [howard]: we'll talk about it again [franklin]: you're talking about it again is not a bad thing to revisit

[howard]: you know [franklin]: two smoking hot ladies but the butt [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: oh i'd love to see the look on their face [franklin]: uh [howard]: they go cool cool web page capitas [franklin]: capa [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: a [franklin]: is it still [howard]: cap [franklin]: haven't hanged [howard]: the [franklin]: your [howard]: wrapper [franklin]: logo [howard]: now the logo is the same [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: there is there is a picture of a lady on the web page that's cool [franklin]: yeah alright i'm bad [howard]: there's [franklin]: with you [howard]: somebody on a motor cycle [franklin]: i [howard]: on the [franklin]: see [howard]: web [franklin]: that [howard]: page [franklin]: they had the authentic fall in a shot for you right now big man [howard]: yeah will you buy [franklin]: yeah [howard]: me a little present kapa

[franklin]: they got eighty dollar tracks they look kind of sick though [howard]: they do they look pretty [franklin]: they look [howard]: nice [franklin]: ye i don't [howard]: you [franklin]: like [howard]: think [franklin]: the brown ones though [howard]: no well the undertaker would look good in him [franklin]: you blend right in right [howard]: man do you think track suits are coming back [franklin]: i think i think me randy and bert brought them back and went to a [franklin]: w

[howard]: oh that's right you guys said where you look damn cool [franklin]: ah but then you know what happened some guys in like [howard]: m [franklin]: green aditi track suits [howard]: oh no [franklin]: went up to us and went squid games yea and i [howard]: oh [franklin]: shook our hands [howard]: that would make me sick to my stomach [franklin]: we were deflated [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no i don't like to brag about this stuff or talk about it but we

[franklin]: got so high during that show like [howard]: at the show [franklin]: at the show and [howard]: what if a grandma saw you [franklin]: well yeah but i've never you know [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i never got in that high ive never been proud about that and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm very proud becase i'm like oh wow like this is really a lot though [howard]: right [franklin]: you know [howard]: yeah you [franklin]: like [howard]: were [franklin]: it was an impressive amount

[howard]: where you re so high that you were scared kind of you're like [franklin]: no [howard]: on [franklin]: no that's not fun [howard]: no [franklin]: no this was this was the fun giggly type thing you know [howard]: you were just laughing it up [franklin]: i [howard]: like [franklin]: was [howard]: a little [franklin]: laughing at up [howard]: er [franklin]: i went into like a spiral [howard]: yeah [franklin]: because this guy kept cheering for frank cazarian [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: and i honestly hog i was going a die like i couldn't stop [howard]: oh [franklin]: laughing at like how [howard]: yeah [franklin]: excited this guy was just clapping [howard]: ah [franklin]: away for frank [howard]: his [franklin]: kaser [howard]: one fan [franklin]: yeah gas the america american rebel [howard]: yeah you know he blocked r j t two on twitter [franklin]: lock me too [howard]: because r j t t didn't even mention me just said i can't believe anyone's [howard]: buying

[franklin]: oh [howard]: frank because arian doll [franklin]: the [howard]: causerians said fuck you for that [franklin]: mother funk was scrolling looking for his name he found [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that [howard]: s like great day to be frank kazeriand [franklin]: yeah [howard]: let's see how many people love me to what fulk [franklin]: lost all respect for him when he cut that pony tail off [howard]: yeah he looked like a million [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i hate when a [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: wrestler cuts their hair [franklin]: what are they doing ball venus that's the day he went republican [howard]: yeah what's his name trent baretta [franklin]: oh [howard]: cut his hair looks [franklin]: got [howard]: like i just just like a bum now he looks [franklin]: hm [howard]: like he looks like dan junior with a hair cut [franklin]: don june he does oh my god [howard]: yeah [franklin]: does like that's a bad comparison [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's [howard]: i'd

[franklin]: accurate [howard]: rather look like anybody than dan junior [franklin]: yeah jesus christ man [howard]: eric's no prize either [franklin]: no he's not man he's not that is [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know [howard]: they are that's [franklin]: they [howard]: true [franklin]: are [howard]: jerry [franklin]: they jerry you know he ain't wronghe ain't fucking wrong [howard]: no jerry knows what's up [franklin]: no he does [howard]: man what a great day franklin how are you doing

[franklin]: i'm fine [howard]: a [franklin]: man i'm [howard]: yeah [franklin]: fine getting too old [howard]: hm and too old for this ship [franklin]: getting in on the podcast brother but [howard]: now [franklin]: you know [howard]: just for [franklin]: just [howard]: everything else [franklin]: or everything man you know what [howard]: yeah [franklin]: are all these people whining about man you got it good [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know

[howard]: i've never seen people have it so good getting so mad about stuff [franklin]: i don't get it man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: hello [howard]: people are you see all these guys on twitter they're like i can't believe this [howard]: guy didn't love bodriluo's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: seventh magnamotis [franklin]: oh [howard]: film like [franklin]: i [howard]: i hope is for that ship's like dude just [franklin]: is a lot of that it is [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: un ironically a lot of like well this guy has a lot of bad fucking [franklin]: take to fuck him like this [howard]: it's like [franklin]: person i'd probably be friends with in real life [howard]: a [franklin]: or [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not negative things to say [howard]: yeah that's what your co workers thinks about pal [franklin]: jesus christ man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like if you're going off on random's on twitter you better be going off on

[franklin]: rand random races co workers an if you're bringing that kind of smoke [howard]: yeah i would love to see some of these film twitter guys they work at [franklin]: yeah [howard]: you know foot lock or something he goes up to his co worker [franklin]: yeah [howard]: like wat's your favorite movie and he guys like oh no [franklin]: in man to [howard]: mem look you fucking idiot [franklin]: fucking they're not going to bring that i don't think you know [howard]: no

[franklin]: and we have and these are some of our mutuals that we like [howard]: ah god [franklin]: at [howard]: bless him [franklin]: god bless them and you know again there's no there you know but goddamn i [franklin]: don't see them bringing that ship into the fucking [howard]: no [franklin]: real world like that man that ship does not fly man [howard]: yeah if you talk that way to me in person i'm going to i'm going [howard]: give you you know hatim gonna do i'm going to swirl up in a ball

[howard]: and dunk [franklin]: you think they have these realizations like oh ship maybe twitter is it not real [franklin]: world [howard]: ah yeah [franklin]: you know [howard]: they must because i mean you don't hear about people always getting punched out for [howard]: yelling to somebody for you know [franklin]: yeah [howard]: watching the force at wakens [franklin]: right right right so i mean i think i think they have that understanding too [franklin]: but [howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: you know another another wrong with consuming poetic cinema but [howard]: no absolutely not brother [franklin]: ton it down a hair brother town it down [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no need [howard]: you aren't you aren't what you watch man you know that it's what's in your [howard]: heart [franklin]: oh that's beautiful you know ease [howard]: thank you [franklin]: i run the d v d edition account and constantly people are like oh man [franklin]: that [howard]: m

[franklin]: movie sucked so bad you know i'm like hey man this is a special edition [franklin]: of corker no why [howard]: yeah [franklin]: are you bringing don't bring this here i don't want this negativity [howard]: yeah i'd love to i'd love to see a movie you make and that's not [howard]: not saying that as an insult i'm just [franklin]: yeah [howard]: saying i wish you got a chance brother because you must [franklin]: yes [howard]: know something that i don't because that's [franklin]: m

[howard]: a damn good movie corky romano [franklin]: right i'm relnistand i'm just thinking [howard]: oh [franklin]: it's just you know got a get a grip man get a grip [howard]: yeah [franklin]: ah [howard]: that's a great album by my favorite friend arrow smith [franklin]: is that is [howard]: oh [franklin]: that a recent not a recent one becase he don't have him but [howard]: get get a grip that [franklin]: yeah [howard]: was his album and he made that [franklin]: nineties

[howard]: ninety three let [franklin]: so [howard]: me [franklin]: that [howard]: see [franklin]: might [howard]: what's [franklin]: be [howard]: up [franklin]: like the album [howard]: yeah [franklin]: right [howard]: that's the one that's got it's got the cow arter and then [franklin]: oh [howard]: one the utters is pierced because it's like rock and roll [franklin]: and they branded the cow but they branded up the arrow smith logo [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: that's cool that he's got his own logo [franklin]: here jordan's brother [howard]: yeah er jordan arrow smith and air air [franklin]: m [howard]: bud [franklin]: living on the edge is on there [howard]: yeah [franklin]: fucking [howard]: that's a song where as if you can judge a wise man by the color [howard]: of his skin [franklin]: yeah [howard]: you're a better man than i and i said that doesn't sound like a good [howard]: man at all like a racist [franklin]: m does like

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: man it as crying [howard]: yeah [franklin]: crazy and amazing which we've discussed in [howard]: yeah [franklin]: this is the arrowsmith album [howard]: yeah this was the the [franklin]: the [howard]: silver [franklin]: quintessential [howard]: stone era [franklin]: yeah this is the silver stone era this is [howard]: okay [franklin]: like twenty million copies what [howard]: you know

[franklin]: a fucking you know a good guy why doesn't why didn't arrowsmith go holly at [howard]: was zero smith ever in a movie [franklin]: yes [howard]: he [franklin]: he [howard]: must [franklin]: was [howard]: was he [franklin]: yes [howard]: wait [franklin]: uh be cool okay [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: he was cool because ma thurman's character has an arrow smith tattoo and [howard]: yet [franklin]: later in the movie he's like hey what's up he chilly [howard]: oh

[franklin]: paul nice to meet you and and then he like sings a duet with with [franklin]: christina [howard]: oh [franklin]: millions character because chilly palmer john tre volte is like i got this new act [franklin]: you know i'm music industry now not the movies you know linda moon you got [franklin]: arrow smith you got to do me a favor and i guess like arrow smith [franklin]: does him a favor because ma thurman like probably slept with him a bunch like [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: back then you know and ere's a happy ending so like arrow smith sings a [franklin]: duet with christina million to crying [howard]: yah whoa that's really [franklin]: hm [howard]: cool [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he [franklin]: man [howard]: er smith played himself in two episodes of two and a half men [franklin]: no ship [howard]: yeah i'm looking at his phinography he [franklin]: he's got a damn [howard]: yeah he was in the puller express express plane [franklin]: yes

[howard]: an elf [franklin]: but what no ship [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: he was in a it was in a let's say it was a something called [howard]: epic c g i film um he [franklin]: holy [howard]: played a character [franklin]: shit [howard]: named nim gal [franklin]: june [howard]: m [franklin]: oh no stephen [howard]: m [franklin]: okay well [howard]: m [franklin]: this is i guess this is i guess is arow smith's government name stephen tyler [howard]: well [franklin]: did

[howard]: don't [franklin]: you look [howard]: say that [franklin]: up the puller express steve tyler [howard]: no let me take a look [franklin]: look [howard]: at it [franklin]: this [howard]: yeah [franklin]: up this is the premier photo for our goddamn episode this looks like this is [howard]: yeah [franklin]: curse [howard]: yeah let's say [franklin]: this [howard]: hair [franklin]: is cursed this is it looks like what are they called [howard]: oh [franklin]: those [howard]: it

[franklin]: those [howard]: looks awesome [franklin]: what do they call those generated art things that are going out like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: lately [howard]: like the dolly [franklin]: y yes it looks [howard]: ah [franklin]: like a dolly made [howard]: oh [franklin]: arrow smith and polar express holy ship so [howard]: oh [franklin]: he performed like rocket on top of the world i don't it was polar express [franklin]: thought that only took place like on a train

[howard]: yeah well it's one of those like uh what's that that show where the train [howard]: goes forever around the world on t and t like [franklin]: tough [howard]: that [franklin]: what [howard]: you know train show t and t [franklin]: train show t and t dude no [howard]: yeah [franklin]: man [howard]: snow piercer [franklin]: oh i see i've never seen that [howard]: yeah i [franklin]: so [howard]: didn't either [franklin]: oh [howard]: i just [franklin]: my [howard]: know

[franklin]: god dude [howard]: train [franklin]: stephen tyler in the polar express [howard]: well [franklin]: so when he does this [howard]: show [franklin]: the [howard]: him respect to call him arrow smith [franklin]: sorry arrow smith the man arrow smith [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he is singing you know everybody [howard]: oh [franklin]: s dancing and he's just writing a unit cycle by the way in his performance

[franklin]: he says you know all these i don't know if there elves are regular people [franklin]: but they're just [howard]: oh [franklin]: dancing wilds happening [howard]: well i would would you be one of sanna's elf if you got such a [howard]: cool [franklin]: yeah [howard]: performance [franklin]: if you got regular arrowsmith concerts then [howard]: yeah [franklin]: ship [howard]: i'd make toys all damn day brother [franklin]: back stage passes [howard]: yeah i [franklin]: m

[howard]: got her on youtube there's a clip of it oh he looks great [franklin]: it looks fantastic [howard]: yeah s writing a little in a cycle around [franklin]: you can get things from the highest cabinet not a problem [howard]: he's he's only three apples high in this man [franklin]: it really is only three apples on this for sure bad [howard]: all think about pizza might be hanging up with arrow smith nowadays [franklin]: she might be there [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the same fucking height

[howard]: this [franklin]: like [howard]: is [franklin]: yeahou're [howard]: spectacular stuff [franklin]: blown away [howard]: yeah it looks great i can't believe i've [franklin]: oh [howard]: never seen puller you know [franklin]: oh [howard]: i never watched these children movies all of a sudden i think [franklin]: m [howard]: i'm wrong [franklin]: you might be the get a grip album had five music video is kind of [franklin]: unheralded isn't it [howard]: yeah that's a lot man [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: now nowadays you know they don't even [franklin]: oh [howard]: do any music videos [franklin]: no [howard]: they ust they just [franklin]: m [howard]: music isn't the cream of the crop anymore [franklin]: no man before you [howard]: oh [franklin]: get music video at great songs like [franklin]: that's [howard]: ah [franklin]: a great one [howard]: yeah it was a good one [franklin]: i love [howard]: me [franklin]: music videos

[howard]: music critic stephen haydon referred to the get gripped cover art as the worst album [howard]: cover art [franklin]: yeah [howard]: ever [franklin]: it's pretty unimaginative if we're being honest here [howard]: i don't know let's say the guy who made it what other stuff did you [howard]: make i don't [franklin]: like [howard]: care [franklin]: okay they have their nine lives which is a cat on some like you know [franklin]: spin the wheel make a deal thing ad they're kind of like

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: some kind of [howard]: yeah [franklin]: cat man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah so i mean [howard]: that's cool [franklin]: i mean it's a it's an album cover i mean does it really have to [franklin]: be all that much now look [howard]: well [franklin]: at dude ranch dude ranch was the same thing a fucking bull right [howard]: yeah just a cow you [franklin]: yeah [howard]: know what was it was a good album cover was tom of the state [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: because there was a [franklin]: but [howard]: bay [franklin]: you know bad news brother i found [howard]: that [franklin]: a news article [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and it says [howard]: you [franklin]: look at the lady from anima of the state now today in twenty twenty two [howard]: know what's happened to her [franklin]: i mean something horrible as happened to her dude she got old [howard]: oh [franklin]: calm down oh man you've been yeah yeah the looks of that master

[howard]: she got old man who [franklin]: yeah [howard]: like [franklin]: dude [howard]: that happen [franklin]: now i looked at [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that and i looked at the ninety nine you know that's when the c d [franklin]: dropped [howard]: yeah [franklin]: doesn't look like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the same lady i don't i don't know what's going on i think i'm trying [franklin]: to pulling a fast one on me no [howard]: great great band fast one [franklin]: yeah

[howard]: you know what arisonthalbum has a great cover just push a [franklin]: what's that look like [howard]: it's like a sexy robot lady wearing a skirt [franklin]: what happened to the era of sexy robot ladies like the sfedavodca lady and like [franklin]: you know [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: we used to be a civilization we used to have culture you know [howard]: you [franklin]: we [howard]: know [franklin]: don't [howard]: what [franklin]: have sexy robot ladies no more

[howard]: they made that boring ass movie the [franklin]: both [howard]: with x x machina remember that [franklin]: m [howard]: one [franklin]: never [howard]: and [franklin]: seen it [howard]: there was a sexy robot lady in there as scary [franklin]: not [howard]: and [franklin]: about [howard]: i thought [franklin]: that [howard]: this isn't right that doesn't make any sense [franklin]: yeah the funk i mean you're supposed to be turned on [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh

[howard]: this robot lady is mad at me come on now [franklin]: what is she mad at you for capitalism give me [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a break [howard]: you got male gaze [franklin]: hey that's [howard]: oh [franklin]: well who's now [howard]: that's [franklin]: being [howard]: that's [franklin]: intolerant [howard]: prejudice [franklin]: being intolerant now lady [franklin]: no thank you yeah [howard]: uh [franklin]: you know we just we don't focus on sexy robot ladies hell even and look

[franklin]: we're not proud of sex robot men fucking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: what's his name [howard]: yeah [franklin]: robin williams in bi centennial man [howard]: yeah or vision [franklin]: vision right that was the last sexy robot man was vision [howard]: yeah [franklin]: two [howard]: and [franklin]: years [howard]: then [franklin]: ago [howard]: and look what they did to him like broke his heart [franklin]: it broke his heart in and they made a [howard]: they [franklin]: they

[howard]: made [franklin]: made a [howard]: him [franklin]: white vision and then he just disappeared [howard]: yeah well because that's what me loves to do to a white man now it [howard]: is [franklin]: yeah means [howard]: uh [franklin]: man know can i tell you that [howard]: ah that's real real talk though [franklin]: oh [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's what that's how many [howard]: yeah [franklin]: time thinks somebody approached arrowsmith asking that question

[howard]: that's probably about all he hears [franklin]: it's half of his voice males [howard]: yeah man i bet what's that guy's name again call as talking to our boy [howard]: right there his name is [franklin]: otis [howard]: like dis yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i bet odes has got are smith on speed dial [franklin]: he did say he was in the music industry [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: you know i went this [franklin]: oh [howard]: is a shoot right here i once went to a

[franklin]: ah [howard]: new year's eve party at this kids house his dad [franklin]: yeah [howard]: was the manager [franklin]: yeah [howard]: for arrow smith [franklin]: oh [howard]: so it's a real fancy house right on the coast [franklin]: m [howard]: right on on a cliff overlooking the sea [franklin]: hm [howard]: and i went in a room and there was even though it was a party [howard]: for kids they just had boots [franklin]: yeah [howard]: everywhere you know because it was cool like that

[franklin]: okay [howard]: and i went into a room in the house there [franklin]: oh [howard]: was all the sign gold records of arrow [franklin]: m [howard]: smith [franklin]: wow [howard]: yeah isn't that cool man [franklin]: it's pretty cool that's pretty cool that's [howard]: yeah i felt like i was walking among gods [franklin]: how old are you [howard]: i was probably like twenty [franklin]: okay [howard]: or so yeah [franklin]: okay right right that's a good age to be

[howard]: that's like yeah that's like one of the best ages you can be if if [howard]: you're listening to this in your twenty don't waste this time man [franklin]: oh [howard]: you're [franklin]: god [howard]: never you're never going to be cooler [franklin]: who is our youngest listener i truly wonder [howard]: there i think some of our parent listeners have their kids in the room sometimes [howard]: when they listen [franklin]: i mean well who is our youngest like willing listener

[howard]: voluntary listener [franklin]: a man like like i said i think it's just if we're selling uncle to [franklin]: uncle posters in the you know and they're [howard]: in the [franklin]: all [howard]: dorms [franklin]: up in all the dorm rooms man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know [howard]: they [franklin]: they [howard]: are [franklin]: got there up there with us and elizabeth harley bo derick and [howard]: m [franklin]: you know [howard]: queen elizabeth [franklin]: you know lizatthyou

[howard]: oh [franklin]: know maybe a cool poster veri cartman on the walls stolen [howard]: eric [franklin]: cold [howard]: eric clapped in [franklin]: eric lad gets love eric clifton man [howard]: you can't get enough of him [franklin]: fucking [howard]: i say [franklin]: hell [howard]: there and haven't come on [franklin]: they fucking love but the boss [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh [howard]: billy billy jewel [franklin]: man they love the boss billy joe [howard]: yeah [franklin]: man

[howard]: the box billy jill [franklin]: go to a college campus as they talk about man [howard]: yeah it's how you can fit in doesn't [franklin]: yeah [howard]: matter how you look like if [franklin]: yeah [howard]: you go up to some kids hey you fellows want to listen to some billy [howard]: jewels oh yeah all [franklin]: that [howard]: right [franklin]: sounds [howard]: kid [franklin]: like it's a boss time [howard]: ah [franklin]: already [howard]: yeah he said whoa that sounds flea

[franklin]: so man that's yeah that's flee man [howard]: yeah but [franklin]: yeah and they go [howard]: yeah on god [franklin]: god it's an it's not nothing like being you know nothing like being young like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: we are [howard]: well just like us [franklin]: hm [howard]: that's [franklin]: that [howard]: why we're so cool as i were talking about arrowsmith [franklin]: yeah [howard]: blink blink in [franklin]: sorry yeah [howard]: oh i [franklin]: it's [howard]: was

[franklin]: from elvas [howard]: oh man i got to see that still [franklin]: you do have to well not really [howard]: no you said it was [franklin]: m [howard]: good you said it was like the best movie you ever [franklin]: it's [howard]: saw [franklin]: like a music video that's what you'll like [howard]: that's cool [franklin]: and then you got you know tom [howard]: like [franklin]: hank [howard]: the crazy video [franklin]: a crack like so good as that i mean you're going to ask me what's

[franklin]: better the arrospit you know [howard]: a [franklin]: somebody got mad at me because i'm like i'm like yeah man elves ruled it [franklin]: was so fucking awful dud it was just a complete blur like no it was [franklin]: good i'm like yeah it was good it [howard]: yeah [franklin]: was terrible though [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know [howard]: they're like no you don't get a [franklin]: like no i get it it's sucked it's awesome though

[howard]: yeah people don't understand anything any more franklin yeah [franklin]: yeah film twitter that's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: all right you think [howard]: i [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh go ahead [franklin]: i said you think they like they talk about directors like they know them and [franklin]: like they just you know like you're talking about at his name boz lorman right [franklin]: is that their name i don't i don't know i never heard [howard]: lermanyeah [franklin]: his name

[howard]: his name is boz lorman [franklin]: bos lorman i've never heard this name like until this fucking year i'm not [howard]: bob [franklin]: going to lie have you [howard]: lorman yeah [franklin]: you [howard]: i [franklin]: knew [howard]: heard of him because he directed that [franklin]: romeo [howard]: lecaprioromeo yeah [franklin]: yeah yeah yeah and that was dope i like that movie that was a movie [franklin]: i thought i thought you know

[howard]: yeah i didn't i didn't see that i should because it's part of my johnny [howard]: legs [franklin]: yeah it was i like that movie i don't haven't seen much in between but [franklin]: you know like just see these [howard]: oh [franklin]: people like talking about like he's their friend and they're just like i'm just like [franklin]: man you know [howard]: come [franklin]: you want to shake his hand but it sounds more like yeah [howard]: oh you [franklin]: ah [howard]: are doing great man

[franklin]: i'm just lopping them up for myself at this point [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm like cob bouncing them off the backboard [howard]: yeah [franklin]: duncan [howard]: you're [franklin]: myself [howard]: you're a lot like [franklin]: no thank you [howard]: a man they got they got rid of a fed because robot woman in thousand [howard]: thirteen [franklin]: why is that [howard]: um i'm not sure that said there was a reprimand for violating the distilled spirit

[howard]: councils restriction on gratuitous nudity [franklin]: oh [franklin]: yeah [howard]: they had an ad in two thousand seven sfedcadid not me so no one get [howard]: mad at me [franklin]: ya [howard]: it said it said game men still prefer fedka over sex with women [franklin]: wow [howard]: that's weird that's just a weird thing to say [franklin]: i'm not going to lie i'm kind of mad at you right now [howard]: well because i said it [franklin]: no i'm not mad at you you said it was

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: it was they said it right [howard]: yeah yeah they said [franklin]: you [howard]: i [franklin]: didn't [howard]: didn't say [franklin]: say it [howard]: no i would never say that [franklin]: okay okay [howard]: it's probably true but i wouldn't say it [franklin]: i was i was a little mad but [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you didn't say it [howard]: no spedca said it [franklin]: thank god at [howard]: they're swedish those guys are all [franklin]: yeah [howard]: insane

[franklin]: well [howard]: yeah [franklin]: shouldn't they get a fucking free pass for that one then i mean that's an [franklin]: honest you know that's swedish [howard]: yeah they got a hell of a pacini team [franklin]: what they do they [howard]: yeah [franklin]: were in boat trip yeah [howard]: what's the sweetest bakin team up to now it is you don't hear you don't [howard]: hear about the kiti contests like you're used to

[franklin]: you don't hear about the bikini contest and the wet shirt contest any more you [franklin]: know what happened to them [howard]: wait check this the swedish bekni team [franklin]: oh [howard]: was a group of american female models yeah [franklin]: and boat tripper the [howard]: yeah i guess so [franklin]: the movie boat trip is what you're looking up where you're done [howard]: well this was the group of america yeah it's said hang on here [franklin]: i like this

[howard]: they were in dumb and dummer beer fast and boat trip [franklin]: so wait [howard]: well [franklin]: a second [howard]: no no those were female swedish teams inspired by the originals [franklin]: okay [howard]: yeah [franklin]: well in dumandummer you have the howian tropic ladies and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: then i think in boat trip you had like the volley ball the swedish volley [franklin]: ball team [howard]: well they were all inspired by them apparently

[franklin]: okay okay yeah i mean is't not great to be an inspiration [howard]: yeah that [franklin]: no [howard]: is actually pretty important [franklin]: yeah attractive people are so important in life and we don't [howard]: one of the most [franklin]: yeah so it's always sad when celebrities die [howard]: umathorinsin was played by a lady named avalon anders [franklin]: we're still we're on boat trip still [howard]: no this is just the swedish porcuni team

[franklin]: what's the swedish but like your akin about swedish pacini team like they're in an [franklin]: entity like [howard]: yeah well they [franklin]: like [howard]: were a team [franklin]: okay but like what movie is this you're talking about [howard]: they were in they were in adds for old mill wake beer [franklin]: okay okay so this is like an entity you're talking about [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: did adds but they weren't really swedish [howard]: no but

[franklin]: that's offensive [howard]: yeah boy that's stolen valor and cultural appropriation [franklin]: yeah you can [howard]: yeah [franklin]: argue some of the worst culture appropriation too [howard]: yeah but they were married with children [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh [franklin]: i've been in a very tasteful [howard]: yeah [franklin]: role [howard]: yeah there's look at bud's happy as could be to be around him [franklin]: buzz like [franklin]: m [howard]: oh man this is a good podcast

[franklin]: good [howard]: as [franklin]: good [howard]: usual [franklin]: podcast good podcast [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: i'll be the first to say it would i lie [howard]: why would you lie [franklin]: i got i got nothing i got nothing to gain [howard]: you got nothing to lose [franklin]: i have my reputation [howard]: that's true [franklin]: that's an important fucking thing brother [howard]: yeah your word and your reputation [franklin]: and my balls [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: are all i got [howard]: your plums [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the bluish hue [howard]: as blue as a [franklin]: oh [howard]: swedish pacini [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh [franklin]: man bikinis you know everybody is geting a little but you know this is a [franklin]: great episode for daddy today [howard]: yeah this is kind of the quintessential uncle to uncle episode [franklin]: hm [howard]: and in fact we got another topic we can get into before we get into

[franklin]: oh [howard]: our usual speaking of uncle to uncle's greatest top because franklin you know what tomorrow [howard]: is yeah [franklin]: andor [howard]: dan dorr [franklin]: diego [howard]: yeah [franklin]: luna was in terminal [howard]: yeah diego moon [franklin]: the ego moon [howard]: yeah [franklin]: ought to see those cheeks [howard]: oh [franklin]: clap [howard]: that's something for daddy [franklin]: yeah m [howard]: yeah so are you [franklin]: m yeah

[howard]: pumped on end door [franklin]: i got a little secret for you [howard]: yeah what's up brother [franklin]: i got and or fever [howard]: you got and or fever and the only cure is [franklin]: yes [howard]: watching and or [franklin]: guess how many episodes are dropping [howard]: i think tomorrow three right [franklin]: three [howard]: man [franklin]: one after the other [howard]: boom boom boom [franklin]: you know if they drop at midnight imagine just [howard]: you're

[franklin]: getting ahead of the pack so you know i'm goin to watch the third one [franklin]: right off the bat [howard]: yeah you start with a third one [franklin]: so with the third one and i'm like hey i know i know more than [franklin]: anybody in the world because i started with the third one [howard]: yeah you'd be the world's foremost and our expert [franklin]: for that moment in time you would know more about andor than millions in the [franklin]: population [howard]: yeah god

[franklin]: global [howard]: you'd feel smart [franklin]: population [howard]: you know i was one of [franklin]: yeah [howard]: the first people to watch by wang the first [franklin]: you were [howard]: episode [franklin]: i was mad but you were [howard]: yeah i was so excited i couldn't wait for [franklin]: you [howard]: you [franklin]: should [howard]: to see [franklin]: have watched [howard]: play [franklin]: the second one first [howard]: now i should have i would [franklin]: would

[howard]: have been [franklin]: have been [howard]: way [franklin]: the [howard]: ahead of it [franklin]: yeah it's just you know like the man who knows it all huh [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you'll be like nick caging next when you can determine what happens in the next [franklin]: seven minutes [howard]: yeah or knowing right [franklin]: was it now [howard]: yeah [franklin]: in her next i think it was no knowing was the end of the world [franklin]: next was like yeah [howard]: m yeah

[franklin]: they're the same year though [howard]: yeah there's a character [franklin]: oh [howard]: in nan dor named bick [franklin]: no does he does he shut his pants and blame it on on an imperial [howard]: well it's a beautiful lady so i hope not [franklin]: how [howard]: but we should write to her and say [franklin]: yeah [howard]: lady you don't want to be known as this character oh [franklin]: you do not ought to be known [howard]: yeah [franklin]: as the progress pro wrestling

[howard]: pet [franklin]: gorilla pants [howard]: pant [franklin]: chitter [howard]: sitter slash snitch [franklin]: snitch [howard]: m [franklin]: m s [howard]: uh [franklin]: g pant shot or two this is racking up the acolytes like he spoken jameraqua [franklin]: in the nineteen ninety six v m s [howard]: yeah man he's shooting a seven point shots like on rock and jack [franklin]: s fifty point shot [howard]: yeah that's [franklin]: tim [howard]: binks with his poop

[franklin]: let's pick his hook shot in his fucking soiled gens up into the rafters of [franklin]: the g c w arena [howard]: yeah they're going to hang his pants up there [franklin]: next to [howard]: retire [franklin]: patrick patrick n thirty three and m s g bixs ship filled gens [howard]: well deserved [franklin]: so big but she's hot that's i don like this [howard]: yeah boy now i've seen it all [franklin]: hot bino thank you [howard]: blink blink [franklin]: what [howard]: eh

[franklin]: uh yeah there's a dedramiro [howard]: yeah [franklin]: luthan rail [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: man mama which we already know [howard]: yeah that's what's up [franklin]: and that's this [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i got like i think this is going to be smart but not too smart [franklin]: that dumb asses like us can't understand [howard]: i hope it's not too smart i'm worried it's [franklin]: you [howard]: going to [franklin]: you're [howard]: be

[franklin]: legit war you're telling me off air [howard]: yeah i'm not afraid it's going o be you know like a guy is going [howard]: to say oh i can't wait to vote for this initiative senator [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and we'll all supposed to be like oh [franklin]: i [howard]: damn i can't believe he said that you know [franklin]: i know [howard]: oh [franklin]: know but i think it's going to be like oh ship that guy is actually

[franklin]: the spy or oh funky sneaking in but he shouldn't be sneaking in [howard]: kay that [franklin]: it's [howard]: kind [franklin]: like [howard]: of [franklin]: yeah [howard]: like james bond spine not jason born spine [franklin]: right maybe maybe it's a little bit of both i think that might be maybe [franklin]: some of the [howard]: might be complicated then [franklin]: might be complicated fuck that this might be tough for us [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i [howard]: it's

[franklin]: don't [howard]: gonna [franklin]: know [howard]: be like tinker sailor [franklin]: soldiers is [howard]: soldiers guy [franklin]: solar tinker now [howard]: tinker sailor soldier guy [franklin]: i don't want to say you know the movie at the cupboard and all that [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: yeah no that's not involved i don't [howard]: no [franklin]: know tinker taylor what was that movie [howard]: that was dr strange was in it i think [franklin]: no thank you i don't do

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: is non marvell work [howard]: you don't watched no beautiful mind or whatever [franklin]: no [howard]: it was [franklin]: no no no no [howard]: no yeah i did have it did have dr strange head garry old man [franklin]: very old man [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: this had every british guy and a very old man [franklin]: oh [howard]: had colin forth [franklin]: did it have arnimezola [howard]: no that guy is not british [franklin]: but [howard]: it had

[franklin]: they had arnanzola toby jones [howard]: toby jones is not arm zola [franklin]: is he not [howard]: no arnamzolis daniel [franklin]: what's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: now that's zemos isn't it [howard]: oh that's right oh toby jones [franklin]: dies and gentlemen the [howard]: ship [franklin]: marvel expert has long into the chat [howard]: i was thinking about baron zima too much today [franklin]: well well well well sam poobler was saying in the discord oh you're the supposed

[franklin]: marvel expert i'm like yes i know all the all the marvels i know trevor [franklin]: or the mandarin [howard]: a [franklin]: as i call him you [howard]: trevor [franklin]: know [howard]: slattery [franklin]: that's right well i knew the identity of zemo [howard]: cheers [franklin]: i mean fuck you me mixed up you got [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i knew the initial one you denied it i knew [howard]: yeah well but [franklin]: toby [howard]: you're [franklin]: jones

[howard]: only as good as your last outing brother [franklin]: toby jones [howard]: totally jones [franklin]: what a little guy bro you get in [howard]: yeah [franklin]: get into air events all the time [howard]: he said well i be putting a team together he's on there [franklin]: i don't think his knees can handle being in [howard]: toby [franklin]: like [howard]: jones is [franklin]: air [howard]: one [franklin]: event

[howard]: of those guys whenever i see him in a movie i'm like yeah there's that [howard]: little creep [franklin]: that's my initial thought as well there's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: another like a creepy guy [howard]: ah [franklin]: ah it's like his name is like court something [howard]: oh [franklin]: yeah i forgot his name it's not court bower but it's like court something [howard]: ever soul or something right [franklin]: i don't dick ebersol big [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man with the biggest head out there [howard]: yeah [franklin]: but [howard]: big head with a big heart [franklin]: yeah none the less year you know too many movie premiers have just you know [franklin]: it's my brain brother [howard]: toby jones is in a movie coming out called tetras [franklin]: great [howard]: they [franklin]: wells [howard]: made a movie of petrus [franklin]: folks and i guess we've seen it all [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: boy who said there was

[franklin]: oh [howard]: no new ideas [franklin]: who you know if you live in the andor world man like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you've seen the trailers right [howard]: sure [franklin]: where would [howard]: yuh [franklin]: you be what side would you be on here what would you be doing in [franklin]: that universe [howard]: empire [franklin]: empire [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yea because everything is clean [howard]: yeah everything is clean their orderly [franklin]: hm

[howard]: they just march around down the middle of the street all day [franklin]: a job where you could look like you're doing a lot while doing nothing [howard]: yeah [franklin]: check [howard]: seems [franklin]: please [howard]: pretty pretty good [franklin]: i mean [howard]: you just say stuff like hey check [franklin]: yeah [howard]: that out [franklin]: yeah oh my god it's the perfect like pretending to do work while doing nothing [franklin]: at all [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man no i love this man you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: know let's sign me up man [howard]: yeah boy [franklin]: it's [howard]: i could do that all day [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know [howard]: and they're not bad guys [franklin]: no not all of them [howard]: they're standing up for what they believe in is that so bad [franklin]: that's not at all [franklin]: that'll be us working for the empire [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: we really would be

[franklin]: m [howard]: great empire guys i think man [franklin]: oh my god all right we [howard]: then [franklin]: get a suit [howard]: do you [franklin]: with [howard]: think [franklin]: those [howard]: the empire [franklin]: tooths [howard]: had a podcast like you know advocacy check out the empire it's pretty cool [franklin]: they had a bar on the death star that is cannon from another point of [franklin]: view [howard]: well [franklin]: they complained about the drink selection

[howard]: well [franklin]: that doesn't sound like us [howard]: no we would be happy with anything [franklin]: yeah i like is that like the people were like oh man but wise or [franklin]: fucking bud wiser bro like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not [howard]: hey [franklin]: us not about beer [howard]: no we'll take it [franklin]: yeah we'll [howard]: as [franklin]: take [howard]: long [franklin]: it man [howard]: as long as it's ice cold and hits the spot

[franklin]: oh man you know it's ice cold everything there is cold bro [howard]: yeah because it's in space [franklin]: the fucking nature mother nature's refrigerator space [howard]: yeah man there's nothing cooler than a space beer [franklin]: oh legit how good would a bear that's been frozen in space and then [howard]: oh [franklin]: brought back down in the atmosphere how good does that probably taste [howard]: i would love that man i would drink that all day long

[franklin]: that explode in the vacuum space though [howard]: i don't know it to explode or if it would get squished [franklin]: liquid doesn't squash brother [howard]: but there's a little bit of air in that and right [franklin]: oh man what if it's filled up like [howard]: man now you're goin to make me google what happens if there's [franklin]: beer [howard]: a bear [franklin]: and space can i get [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a beer in space and then bring it back down to earth

[howard]: yeah we got a gidilonmusk on the job for this one man [franklin]: right no man [howard]: what happens to a beer [franklin]: beer [howard]: and [franklin]: in [howard]: sit [franklin]: space i mean a cold beer well like a cane beer [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not like [howard]: what [franklin]: a bottle like a bottle seems like it would crack [howard]: so there's an article that says why drinking beer in space is scientifically impossible [franklin]: boring

[howard]: all right i'm not going to space ever [franklin]: yeah fuck that ship dude [howard]: yeah that's loser talk right there no [franklin]: m [howard]: onder all these asternons are nerves [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: has anyone had a beer in space astrents and cosmonats are restricted [franklin]: fucking nerves dude [howard]: yeah [franklin]: wow [howard]: well there are been experiments in making and hang on buzz algeran drink ome wine

[howard]: when he took communion on the moon [franklin]: i love how it has to be wine like oh that's the good alcohol that's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: for like [howard]: that's [franklin]: good people [howard]: yeah but but bab's blue ribbon isn't i've never i've never seen a wine blue [howard]: ribbon [franklin]: right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: now why i ain't good enough to get in a blue ribbon [howard]: hey cosminegrvulk said they would lose weight and hide alcohol in their space suits

[franklin]: oh well that's pretty fucking cool man that's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: let's [howard]: that is [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh yeah cosmanats were allowed it for health reasons [franklin]: i need a beer for my health [howard]: so it seems like the russians were all more laid back about this then [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: good on [howard]: well [franklin]: them [howard]: there was a scandal in two thousand seven astonats were flying well drunk

[franklin]: who are they going a hit [howard]: hey i [franklin]: i [howard]: got a look at my hands or shake i need something to calm me down [howard]: brother [franklin]: what [howard]: yeah [franklin]: well the astronads are drunk oh god better [howard]: his [franklin]: be care [howard]: crashed into an alien [franklin]: yeah [howard]: uh yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: wouldn't that be funny if [franklin]: uh [howard]: the first time we ever encountered daily [franklin]: uh

[howard]: in life was [franklin]: oh [howard]: because a drunk asset [franklin]: h [howard]: not crashed [franklin]: h [howard]: into it [franklin]: oh they have a low opinion of us [howard]: yeah we really have a lot of ground to make up [franklin]: all right [howard]: oh [franklin]: that's got a [howard]: it's not what it looks like [franklin]: so have you found the gold disk we sent you or me or mat morgan [franklin]: sperm that [howard]: uh

[franklin]: cuts into space if you found the blue print at morion sperm that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he's [howard]: take a look for it it's somewhere out there [franklin]: somewhere out there there's the gold disk and matt morgan's sperm [howard]: what [franklin]: is in [howard]: more [franklin]: space [howard]: we need to send [franklin]: yes yeah [howard]: yes [franklin]: what was that thing with matt morgan again [howard]: yeah it was like a bunch of people sent some of their stuff

[franklin]: oh [howard]: in the space was like matt morgan's dan [franklin]: yeah [howard]: like stephen colbear maybe link sent up a comedy record or something [franklin]: oh no oh [howard]: yeah [franklin]: god like i [howard]: you [franklin]: know [howard]: know [franklin]: that i know the gold disk like the famous [howard]: yeah [franklin]: gold disk [howard]: that was that one made sense because it was like you know here's what the [howard]: earth looks like here's what our math is

[franklin]: yeah [howard]: like that [franklin]: yeah yeah that disk and they have instructions to play the famous gold disk [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like there's like you know like boyars or golden record man how [howard]: yeah [franklin]: good they put put an episode of uncle to uncle on that [howard]: oh maybe we can get ill get up an on mosque again so [franklin]: hm [howard]: they sent dan up of a bunch of people they put up so matt [franklin]: m [howard]: morgan

[franklin]: the blue print [howard]: yeah it's stephen hawking okay that's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: fine [franklin]: sure [howard]: stephen colbert playboy model joe garcia [franklin]: little something for daddy up in space [howard]: yeah that's what i'm talking about a game designer named richard garrott which [franklin]: hm [howard]: was the [franklin]: a [howard]: nervy [franklin]: yeah [howard]: fantasy authors tracy hickman and laura hickman [franklin]: m [howard]: they wrote like

[franklin]: m [howard]: dragon lance books as [franklin]: gotcha [howard]: stupid then matt morgan and [franklin]: m [howard]: lance armstrong and then also [franklin]: m [howard]: a children's book that stephen hawking wrote [franklin]: this this is like [howard]: they [franklin]: so [howard]: didn't even really [franklin]: you know [howard]: why [franklin]: so [howard]: would they have sent this up man [franklin]: so like in the voyager one it was chuck berry awesome right [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like that's dope [howard]: rock and roll [franklin]: little rock and roll like that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like they put beethoven and like mode sart ship as well [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and like i get it but [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like [howard]: and because i like kind of like humans are around doing something right [franklin]: yeah i [howard]: like [franklin]: like yeah [howard]: i was gonna say you're an alien and you heard mostar you'd be like well

[howard]: these guys are like you know i don't really can't jam out to this but [howard]: it's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: like you know they've got brains i guess [franklin]: i guess you would say that i mean but [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is there definitive proof either like who is [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to say like an alien wouldn't like some forty one's fucking fat lip [howard]: yeah [franklin]: more than most art like you can't you can't make that as a definitive statement

[franklin]: that an alien an extra terrestrial beam would like mozart [howard]: i [franklin]: because of the sucking strings bullshit whatever it is as post to fucking you know [franklin]: storming to the party you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: know [howard]: looking like nino [franklin]: yeah yeah there's no there's no definitive proof [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: man this this voider disk stupid [franklin]: i think both i think matt morgan sperm thing is stupid i think the voyage

[franklin]: i think the aliens need podcasts sent to them [howard]: m and the swedish pacini team [franklin]: and the swedish bakin team a couple eight by tens [howard]: yeah [franklin]: now [howard]: oh [franklin]: oh [howard]: yeah like pat say jack [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: just we need to come up with the perfect thing to send the aliens out [franklin]: of space [howard]: do you think it's feasible that you could just as a if its citizens make

[howard]: a rocket strong enough to get it into space like if you didn't want it [howard]: to come back or anything just get it all the way up there do you [howard]: think you could [franklin]: that's [howard]: do that [franklin]: a good that's a good question okay [howard]: i s worth looking into [franklin]: if you have this is being done on your property right [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i think you have to look into code violations right but [howard]: right because [franklin]: it seems

[howard]: like [franklin]: like [howard]: the [franklin]: blast scenery [howard]: f [franklin]: rocket [howard]: yeah [franklin]: short of a noise disturbance or anything like that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i don't [howard]: it's [franklin]: see it breaking any laws [howard]: no one's business but your own whether you did it right [franklin]: if it doesn't [howard]: a [franklin]: again like if it fell short and fell on the n you know that's a

[franklin]: violation but if it makes it to space it's not [howard]: then [franklin]: it's not a [howard]: off [franklin]: literine [howard]: i goes [franklin]: it's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not now now [howard]: have you seen the uncle uncle account follow some space guy did you follow him [howard]: i don't think i did [franklin]: i think that's the better i mean if the question is who followed somebody in [franklin]: the uncle to uncle account the answer is always [howard]: it's

[franklin]: you [howard]: usually me but i wouldn't have followed a space guy [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it must have just happened in our pocket or something [franklin]: right right [howard]: well with that maybe we'll go ahead and ask him if we can send a [howard]: rock in a space [franklin]: as a private citizen can you send a rock into space [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and just have some cool [howard]: yeah [franklin]: stuff like a nerve gun couple of dvdsyou know [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: cool shit [howard]: like a [franklin]: funcos [howard]: picture of vernor herzog is the client yeah [franklin]: by ten of burner or as the client yes [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a growgruplushy [howard]: stall [franklin]: up there [howard]: oh that would be cute [franklin]: i love that [howard]: yeah [franklin]: they would [howard]: maybe [franklin]: appreciate that [howard]: maybe nineteen seventy dodge charger [franklin]: little something a little speed on that i don't know if they

[howard]: ah [franklin]: can handle that over there in mars [howard]: you got you got a flying saucer look at we got [franklin]: yeah [howard]: half ton of american steel [franklin]: yeah man they're not ready for that ship dude that's too [howard]: no [franklin]: fucking there [howard]: hell no [franklin]: they're like ah i could travel intredimensionally fuck out of here but aliens are nerves [franklin]: they just [howard]: yeah [franklin]: have to be by nature i guess [howard]: they

[franklin]: that's what [howard]: got those [franklin]: has [howard]: big ass heads [franklin]: i yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: feeble as bodies could jam into lockers [howard]: oh man i would love to bully an alien [franklin]: slater would just [howard]: oh [franklin]: fucking slam one in there and just fucking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: lock him up [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that'd be awesome [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i'm talking to lisa turtle pell

[franklin]: hey warn me i'm talking to lisa turtle i'm [howard]: yeah [franklin]: an extra terrestrial being [howard]: now [franklin]: it's [howard]: blo [franklin]: just um man maria lopes that's what can that be one of our guys [howard]: yeah marie lopes we could send his din pace [franklin]: yeah [howard]: that would be impressive [franklin]: i felt bad for mario lopez because all throughout that joe francis like [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: thing on t n t they kept breaking up photos of joe francis and mario [franklin]: lope as always like around there [howard]: but i mean if you were kind of a shady famous guy when you try [howard]: to hang out with maria lopez as much as you could [franklin]: yeah that's that's not on mario like [howard]: no [franklin]: that's [howard]: not at all man [franklin]: that's not but like they keep talking about joe francis and it's like here's joe

[franklin]: like they're showing the photos like like goddamn showing without mario opes please [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the poor [howard]: yeah [franklin]: guy man [howard]: like you can't be guilty of who you take a picture with man that's messed [franklin]: no [howard]: up no [franklin]: no i'm sure [howard]: oh [franklin]: he's [howard]: jees i think mary lopez is a good guy you know that [franklin]: i don't know if he's a good guy [howard]: he's never done anything to me

[franklin]: it sounds pretty sounds like a pretty good guy to me [howard]: let me say he doesn't have a controversy section on his work at patio [franklin]: boom done case closed case closed [howard]: yeah no [franklin]: ah [howard]: controversies [franklin]: no controversy but we do have a controversy [howard]: oh [franklin]: because i think it is the latest we've ever been in an episode not talked [franklin]: about [howard]: yeah [franklin]: god damn if we were strict to the hour kind of show

[howard]: kay yeah [franklin]: be fired [howard]: we'd be in trouble [franklin]: we'd be in big trouble with the boss but you know what robe show i [franklin]: hope keep that finger on the plug [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yah [howard]: you better get used to the way the cookie bounces [franklin]: yuh big man i'm on pluto kick again [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you i mean [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you probably go ahead an out i know you watched wrestling on there but

[howard]: i check it out from here to there [franklin]: i've beenlooking at their movie channels man i was watching forty days and forty nights [franklin]: to josh harton [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know a movie i talked about before on this show i saw him it [franklin]: wasn't a feather he made somebody [howard]: yah [franklin]: he made a lady you know [howard]: h [franklin]: he wasn't going to have sex with her cause it hadn't been forty days but

[franklin]: he made her see you m with a flower [howard]: h oh [franklin]: yeah yeah wild stuff [howard]: that's that's romantic [franklin]: yeah and then her friend was like was it a vibrating flower with the funk [franklin]: but yeah that's [howard]: no [franklin]: not my movie though [howard]: okay [franklin]: i just been on this pluto kick do they got everything it's fucking amazing [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know i told you before the show began my movie has jake busy rayleoda

[howard]: okay [franklin]: john quzac [howard]: who [franklin]: and amanda pete [howard]: oh baby [franklin]: ah [howard]: what is this [franklin]: this is called identity [howard]: oh wow [franklin]: two thousand three brother [howard]: that was a hell of a year [franklin]: hell of a year you know [howard]: no [franklin]: hell of a year [howard]: i [franklin]: for movies now somebody [howard]: okay [franklin]: described it as [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the six sense meets fight club i wouldn't

[howard]: well that sounds good [franklin]: i guess [howard]: yeah [franklin]: so man this is a movie [howard]: i [franklin]: so many twists and i don't i don't [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like horror movies man [howard]: yeah no [franklin]: i don't that's too scary but it was on i was it was playing it [franklin]: was after forty days forty nights [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like okay whatever you know you know i see actors you know these are my [franklin]: friends that i know [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you [howard]: of [franklin]: know [howard]: course [franklin]: ralioda you know [howard]: one of the biggest stars he has ever been [franklin]: yeah you know he's a cop in this guess [howard]: oh [franklin]: what he wasn't a cop he was a criminal [howard]: h [franklin]: i know there's so many twists [howard]: that is a lot of twists [franklin]: john c mc kinley's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: in this dr cox from scrubs [howard]: okay [franklin]: he dies he gets hit by a car

[howard]: all right p [franklin]: r i p and like [howard]: a [franklin]: all these people are getting [howard]: my [franklin]: killed off because they're in a motel in nevada it's raining they can't leave [howard]: and [franklin]: and they don't know who's the killer they [howard]: oh [franklin]: think it's jake b s because [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he's a criminal [howard]: right [franklin]: and somebody kills him and they don't know who and then they think it's this [howard]: i

[franklin]: other guy [howard]: m [franklin]: who's played by john hocks no relation the ethan [howard]: m yeah [franklin]: looks just like him they're [howard]: that's [franklin]: both [howard]: where [franklin]: yeah they're both whites [howard]: uh [franklin]: you [howard]: well [franklin]: know [howard]: whites can do anything these days [franklin]: i mean i swear that guy was you know but [howard]: yeah [franklin]: you know not related to ethan [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: man there's so many twists you think first like oh the killer is john ques [franklin]: act because there's another like it's like two [howard]: a [franklin]: movies dudes like you have the motel stuff and people are dying and [howard]: m [franklin]: then you have a court or like [howard]: oh [franklin]: a thing and there's alfred molina dock act [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: and he's like oh my client has this [howard]: oh [franklin]: associative entity disorder [howard]: ah

[franklin]: how can [howard]: yeah [franklin]: he be found guilty and you know [howard]: sure [franklin]: and then just like he's like his body did it but his mind did not [franklin]: commit the crimes [howard]: oh [franklin]: yeah [howard]: that [franklin]: he's [howard]: is [franklin]: a [howard]: a [franklin]: smart [howard]: good defense [franklin]: ass and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's a good defense though i'm going to start you know [howard]: yeah i might start using that myself

[franklin]: right that's a you know [howard]: ah oh [franklin]: you know this movie brought a lot of attention man [howard]: oh [franklin]: because like you have some like kind of chudley or like average looking [howard]: m [franklin]: dudes amanda [howard]: oh [franklin]: pete is looking just astonishing like i think this is the movie where i learned [franklin]: how unfair [howard]: oh [franklin]: things are for women because [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: this you know you have you know just a beautiful [howard]: yeah [franklin]: woman here in the chudliest cast of dudes like [howard]: yeah yeah that ain't fair [franklin]: that ain't fair aren't [howard]: yeah [franklin]: there more beautiful ask [howard]: how [franklin]: women in this movie is my question [howard]: yeah let's get some equality [franklin]: quality right you know get [howard]: yeah [franklin]: more babes in this you know but no [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: dude so many twists it's you know there's like can i spoil the movie for [franklin]: you [howard]: sure [franklin]: it turns out this little kid who looked creepy from the start was the killer [franklin]: and [howard]: what [franklin]: like yeah like this is something you figure out like now like in the first [franklin]: few minutes [howard]: yeah [franklin]: but like back [howard]: i [franklin]: then it's like oh ship the little kid m no [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: yeah yeah because it takes place in the future and the past [howard]: okay that's smart [franklin]: exmin days of future past [howard]: yeah [franklin]: another [howard]: yeah [franklin]: smart movie [howard]: that is a smart movie [franklin]: fucking nixon's in it [howard]: yeah [franklin]: they ever ask you what's your favorite movie [howard]: yeah [franklin]: with a with a real president [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh [howard]: let's god if he days a future [franklin]: as a

[howard]: past [franklin]: feature as right or [howard]: yeah [franklin]: transformer because it has george w bush in the first one [howard]: that's right [franklin]: goes on some [howard]: or [franklin]: twines [howard]: my favorite with an astronaut dark of the moon [franklin]: we have an aston not a president though [howard]: oh well yeah but those are his like the president of the moon [franklin]: he is the president of the boom wa does he take our podcast and [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: swedish pacini photos up there next time around [howard]: yeah [franklin]: buzz [howard]: come on buzz [franklin]: uh [howard]: that's a cool name man [franklin]: you're telling me that wasn't the first kind of drink in the fucking [howard]: yeah [franklin]: space [howard]: i was funking driving a camera on the moon [franklin]: they drive a golf car on the moon [howard]: they drove some little buggy around yeah [franklin]: doesn't make sense oh [howard]: how it at work

[franklin]: yeah [howard]: there's no golf to play up there [franklin]: what's your movie big man [howard]: oh franklin you know it's interesting you [franklin]: oh [howard]: watched a movie on pluto i watched [franklin]: m [howard]: one we're really out of space today i watched [franklin]: hm [howard]: a movie on the neptune channel [franklin]: yah [howard]: one of those street and channels [franklin]: okay [howard]: you know [franklin]: interesting

[howard]: they do a lot of publicity for movies a lot of people haven't seen before [franklin]: cool [howard]: you know like i like the spotlight stuff that kind [franklin]: oh [howard]: of goes overlooked you know [franklin]: yeah [howard]: all these film twitter guys they're fine but they kind of stick to the same [howard]: stuff you know you don't really see them there too much they don't ever give [howard]: a good look to you know the mail carrier's husband [franklin]: no

[howard]: stuff like that so [franklin]: but you know why [howard]: why [franklin]: they don't it [howard]: they don't so this movie is really really good for you know this movie it [howard]: was on the neptune channel [franklin]: oh [howard]: it's from two thousand third n so this is it's a movie where [franklin]: yeah [howard]: young people [franklin]: oh [howard]: no longer have any pride in their country right [franklin]: m

[howard]: they say oh don't care about america anymore that musty old land what's it done [howard]: for me well america gets attacked by the russians [franklin]: well boy [howard]: and the military says hey you young people we need you all to join the [howard]: military you need to join them none of them want to do it so guess [howard]: who sends up all the old guys oh [franklin]: so this is kind of like you know clenestwood tom jones

[howard]: well so it's got you know lose in this um danny glover is it it [franklin]: yeah he's like the perennial old guy huh [howard]: john john lyth gaws [franklin]: ye [howard]: in this one [franklin]: another hall of fame [howard]: yeah [franklin]: perennial old [howard]: and christoph waltz yeah [franklin]: ladies and gentlemen they don't come any old any older any dustier than christ of [franklin]: walt i feel [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: like with him i could get a little brush like a fossil just so the [franklin]: old the autumn [howard]: yeah expose him out of the out of the sandstone [franklin]: i just gotta go keep [howard]: oh [franklin]: sweeping away the skin cells that are coming off of him [howard]: yeah that's an old man right there so [franklin]: yeah [howard]: this movie is called old old soldiers [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and they all have to go into war they go through boot camp so that's

[howard]: really exciting watching all these old guy as a boot camp [franklin]: oh man [howard]: uh [franklin]: that's funny i could hear like give me some give us [howard]: yeah [franklin]: o give [howard]: yeah [franklin]: it in so i can hear that [howard]: there's a mintage danny glovers doing pull ups and at first he can't do any [howard]: because he's you know eighty or whatever [franklin]: here's a whole [howard]: yeah and then at the end he's doing a bunch um and all of their

[howard]: generals and stuff are young then them so it's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: kind of weird you know they're [franklin]: yeah [howard]: saying they're like i don't usually yell at a guy older than me but i'll [howard]: make an exception for you [franklin]: oh man [howard]: yeah and john lithgawis in there and he's like a nerd but he is still [howard]: so he's like a college professor but [franklin]: dan [howard]: he has to be in the military so he's he's like they call him they

[howard]: call him a [franklin]: yah [howard]: harvard because he's so smart [franklin]: the military is big on the silly nicknames [howard]: yeah like they call they call chrisofpha walt texas because the yeah [franklin]: huh zombi land does the same thing [howard]: yeah he verything does man i do it all the time [franklin]: yeah [howard]: and then they have to go and they go war and they have to fight [howard]: and you know who plays vladimarpood [franklin]: donald southerland

[howard]: no well that would be a good call though [franklin]: good footing right [howard]: it's it's who's the guy who is in the new james bond movies as you [howard]: know the new in after after judith dence leaves is that [franklin]: the new m and james bond movies [howard]: ralph fianisright [franklin]: row i think it's just fine right [howard]: oh fine [franklin]: fines like oh i got a parking ticket got to play these ralph fines [howard]: yeah well it's him he plays vlatimerputan and

[franklin]: that's a pretty [howard]: i'm pretty [franklin]: i don't [howard]: good [franklin]: know how that [howard]: casting [franklin]: guy looks so [howard]: no he looks like bamerputon probably [franklin]: let me say yeah that that's that's about right man [howard]: yeah yeah it's perfect [franklin]: i don't like this guy to be honest dude i'm [howard]: no [franklin]: looking [howard]: he's a bad guy [franklin]: i'm [howard]: he's [franklin]: taking [howard]: always been [franklin]: a look

[howard]: a [franklin]: at [howard]: bad [franklin]: him i don't [howard]: guy [franklin]: like him is he this [howard]: yeah [franklin]: is a bad guy probably in real life [howard]: he's got to be a bad guy in real life man [franklin]: i don't like this guy dude i don't i got [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a bad feeling about him [howard]: you got a bad feeling about this [franklin]: first and foremost yeah [howard]: oh so he's the main bad guy um you know it's exciting they go through

[howard]: boot camp they get overseas they've got you now deal with the realities of war [howard]: even though danny glover is the oldest one he's the only one who has actually [howard]: been in war before so he kind of knows what's going on [franklin]: well now the smart phones have got war s got to be distracting because if [franklin]: you're looking at funny on you tube [howard]: yeah well but they're old guys so they don't [franklin]: they [howard]: really [franklin]: don't know you

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: tube yet [howard]: yeah and that's two thousand thirteen so you know [franklin]: still have youtube then buddy [howard]: ah well i know but it wasn't like a big deal yet [franklin]: okay m there's still funny stuff on there man gagnemstile was on there [howard]: you know but you didn't have no logan paul [franklin]: i think they were still around then but yes so i get your point but [howard]: you know it wasn't a phenomenon [franklin]: it wasn't [howard]: like

[franklin]: a phenomenon [howard]: yeah and besides you know you think harvard's going to be watching ganem style [franklin]: is that in taste [howard]: there's a part there's a part where he's in the war and he's he's struggling [howard]: to keep up with every they're rnnin through the battle field and he's like my [howard]: bag is too heavy and like what's in their harbor and they opened it up [howard]: and it's just all the books [franklin]: you're bringing books in the warfield buddy

[howard]: yeah well what a goose right he's kind of like the ccomedic character [franklin]: that's a [howard]: because [franklin]: funny it's a funny thing [howard]: yeah he's just a dumb dumb [franklin]: yeah [howard]: so yeah it's a pretty exciting movie there's there's a femfatal [franklin]: oh boy [howard]: in there [franklin]: who's that [howard]: laura holly [franklin]: oh [howard]: lauren holly [franklin]: laura laura holly [howard]: yeah [franklin]: okay

[howard]: yeah so yeah that's something [franklin]: now [howard]: for [franklin]: she [howard]: daddy [franklin]: was with jim carry for a while [howard]: yes she sure was [franklin]: you think she's you think she's vac and she's like oh i don't do this [franklin]: bullshit with this weird nough [howard]: that's why she got a divorce she [franklin]: oh [howard]: said buddy i got a feeling you're going to be not vexed in a [franklin]: you [howard]: few [franklin]: know [howard]: years

[franklin]: what she was in down periscope of kelsey grammer [howard]: hey that's not bad [franklin]: no it wasn't bad no no there is some some sexual tension between them [howard]: i bet there was [franklin]: yeah [howard]: probably in real life too because she [franklin]: i [howard]: is a beautiful woman [franklin]: he's a beautiful man how could that now [howard]: yeah [franklin]: trans that's probably would yeah they did not for us to know [howard]: yeah that's that's only for me and god

[franklin]: as for kelsey lord and and the big man upstairs and [howard]: m [franklin]: anybody [howard]: n [franklin]: lucky enough to get to [howard]: who investigates it [franklin]: yeah you think he'd tell us if he did [howard]: vex found out yeah [franklin]: no they can't i mean if we asked kelsey kelso you and laren holly ever [franklin]: have a thing [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: he's too [howard]: if [franklin]: much [howard]: we

[franklin]: of a secret bro to be like i'm not going to say we didn't pal [howard]: he'd be like me tell you i love women in all of their forms [franklin]: yeah [howard]: or something like that [franklin]: he [howard]: oh [franklin]: would say it in an intellectual way where we would be confused for a minute [franklin]: and then when he's [howard]: oh [franklin]: gone we be like oh so they did fuck [howard]: i do man kills grame i think he's kind of a secret [franklin]: yeah [howard]: pervert

[franklin]: i don't think that's like [howard]: i don't [franklin]: he's [howard]: think it's [franklin]: a [howard]: a [franklin]: secret [howard]: secret [franklin]: pervert [howard]: actually [franklin]: that's like doing the worst job of covering it up [howard]: yeah he's like no one knows that i'm a pervert [franklin]: yeah that's what he's doing yes it's very much like david do cuffney and making [franklin]: like california cation like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like that's [howard]: oh

[franklin]: you know how could anybody know i'm a sex attic i'm only in the show [franklin]: or i'm [howard]: ah [franklin]: having to funk every episode [howard]: kelsey gram has got the perfect twitter because i think he just has someone who [howard]: retweets stuff that he's in [franklin]: that's that's what it should be [howard]: yeah you want to now what kelsey gram's net worth is [franklin]: let me guess can i guess [howard]: yeah [franklin]: say seventeen mill

[howard]: my brother he is worth eighty million dollars [franklin]: no ship [howard]: could you imagine how much money you'd [franklin]: it's [howard]: be driving and he went through a divorce he had to pay her off fifty [howard]: million [franklin]: oh [howard]: dollars [franklin]: my god man [howard]: dude [franklin]: oh my god [howard]: it's funny when you hear these rich guys i'm like oh they took me for [howard]: half of my worth okay well you're still [franklin]: yeah you're

[howard]: doing [franklin]: still [howard]: pretty good man [franklin]: you're still doing pretty good man i don't know if you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: can complain man i mean [howard]: you can drive a new and a civic every day for a year [franklin]: i'm glad how you measure things [howard]: yeah [franklin]: can somebody drive a new handecific for every day of the year [howard]: you could probably do more than that [franklin]: i would imagine he does

[howard]: yeah you think he does more than that you think he drives to home to [howard]: civic a day [franklin]: i don't see the point but he could [howard]: i wonder what the like top of the line on the civic cost because you [howard]: know he's not driving to stock on [franklin]: no [howard]: the civic [franklin]: no he's getting a fresh off there you know [howard]: is getting like the type r or whatever the racer one [franklin]: yeah [howard]: i don't feel like looking that up [franklin]: no

[howard]: who [franklin]: no [howard]: cares [franklin]: no no so big man you know we we do have questions we have a [franklin]: question in the emails i don't think we've touched [howard]: okay let's do that [franklin]: yeah [howard]: because we kind o went long [franklin]: we've gotten long but i mean you know again even if even in vance was [franklin]: right across the most russian us and we've gone past the out this is like [franklin]: t v time remaining on a world championship match

[howard]: this and this is a world championship episode [franklin]: hey man legendary flavors world championship podcast [howard]: i just want to point out that if you drove a new top of the [howard]: line hondacific every day for a year it would cost you fourteen million dollars [franklin]: okay [howard]: so kelsey grandma could do that for about six years and they need [franklin]: yeah [howard]: been cruptafter [franklin]: he be back [howard]: he bought twenty two hundred on this

[franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: oh [franklin]: at least you can start a goddamn you know [howard]: sell sell him [franklin]: sell em for half of [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that [howard]: yeah genuine kelsey grammar [franklin]: yeah [howard]: civic hell pay seventy five thousand alas for that [franklin]: it's like john voie le baron [howard]: oh man with that bite mark [franklin]: the [howard]: pencil [franklin]: vipearks on the [howard]: m [franklin]: so [howard]: i

[franklin]: h so louise is asking us here high uncles i have an extremely annoying co [franklin]: worker [howard]: oh [franklin]: work in a machine shop and this guy will sing chitty spanish language songs extremely [franklin]: poorly he doesn't [howard]: huh [franklin]: just sing quietly to himself either [howard]: yes [franklin]: he sings as loud as possible and it is driving me insane sometimes you're [howard]: a yyehyeah

[franklin]: sang for like an hour or two without stopping i don't want to explode on [franklin]: him because he is an otherwise very nice person how do i get him to [franklin]: stop or i might being an ass and should i just let him sing he's [franklin]: not being an ass like let's [howard]: oh [franklin]: make that perfectly fucking clear that's an annoying thing like [howard]: i want to hear the singing before i answer to be honest with you because

[howard]: maybe he's a good singer and louise is tone daffers something you [franklin]: but [howard]: know [franklin]: even then you got a job to do you got some guys singing [howard]: yeah that's true [franklin]: you know and it's and it's spanish [howard]: it [franklin]: song so he's not singing you know steal my sunshine by len [howard]: yeah he's singing o m cortorazone [franklin]: right all right you know some celia cruise lost van van [howard]: some [franklin]: like

[howard]: miami sound machine [franklin]: the miami sound machine you know [howard]: okay yeah [franklin]: it can be really annoying man it could be annoying and like louis [howard]: yes [franklin]: is he cuban because if he's cuban then i know how annoying it is because [howard]: right [franklin]: it can be loud dude [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: cubans ell you can't well you guess you can't but they [howard]: i'm [franklin]: can [howard]: cut [franklin]: be loud i'll give [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: you yeah [howard]: you gave me cuban rights [franklin]: you can say yeah hey can be loud and they [howard]: well [franklin]: love [howard]: those [franklin]: their music [howard]: cubans are loud [franklin]: yeah [howard]: oh i hate that [franklin]: go for it have a ball [howard]: oh [franklin]: dude i'm fine [howard]: i'm [franklin]: with it hey everybody you can't be mad at it i said it's okay m [howard]: hose cupids piss me off brother [franklin]: ah [howard]: oh

[franklin]: brother i mean ship over here got some annoying ones for sure but [howard]: yeah [franklin]: no uh how do you handle this situation where a guy is singing you know [franklin]: what i think i was gonna say [howard]: can you wear headphones [franklin]: i guess [howard]: my [franklin]: it's [howard]: brother [franklin]: the question one and then [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i was on say can you offer him gum but i think you could still [franklin]: sing and have gum right

[howard]: oh yeah but might not be able to [franklin]: maybe [howard]: you [franklin]: just [howard]: never [franklin]: keep [howard]: know [franklin]: offering them sticks of gum [howard]: yeah until his mouth is so full of gum he's like [franklin]: yeah [howard]: like that [franklin]: just keep offering him gum [howard]: yeah let stop him tons and tons of gum [franklin]: and [howard]: you could [franklin]: just to clarify [howard]: and if he's [franklin]: you know [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: uncle howard has you know uncle has an honor cuban so [howard]: see [franklin]: all that stuff you know i'm real i'm as cubano as they got everybody [howard]: yeah that's right is [franklin]: so [howard]: coupanois [franklin]: you can't be mad at [howard]: rasorramon [franklin]: us can't be mad for that earlier stuff [howard]: no you can't [franklin]: you can't [howard]: if you got a problem with it why don't you go down to havana because [howard]: that's where you'll find me

[franklin]: that's right that's right driving the cuban mile [howard]: yeah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: man was cool though they [franklin]: cuba [howard]: got all [franklin]: is [howard]: those [franklin]: dope [howard]: yeah got beautiful beautiful beaches [franklin]: brother you would love coming over here to kocho [howard]: see [franklin]: there's nothing there's nothing like it dude walk down [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the street here in kocho play some dominos [howard]: yeah yeah

[franklin]: have a drink [howard]: were one of those shirts is buttoned up [franklin]: oh brother you're talking about a guaavera or a cuba [howard]: yeah [franklin]: vera [howard]: yeah drink a cuba libre [franklin]: my friend i mean yeah i mean they would suit you well [howard]: yeah i think [franklin]: cuban lifestyle cigar [howard]: eh [franklin]: hat [howard]: yeah [franklin]: oh brother [howard]: i don't know i like cigars but i break one and half and then have

[howard]: a samoan guy beat someone up oh [franklin]: that's good that sounds good to me brother so so louis i think just gum [franklin]: a lot of gum [howard]: yeah [franklin]: get some of that zebra gum right this with all [howard]: yeah [franklin]: the [howard]: fruit stripe [franklin]: fruits ripe as when all the young youngs are smoking or chewing [howard]: yeah chewing [franklin]: doing and smoking [howard]: maybe you know if the guy's cue and i guess you could give him a [howard]: cigar

[franklin]: oh [howard]: too [franklin]: yeah [howard]: yeah [franklin]: we can't resist [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to wrap our lips around a big fat cigar [howard]: yeah i guess i'll have a cigar now that i'm cuban [franklin]: yea you'd be like [howard]: oh baby i love this [franklin]: hm [howard]: yeah [franklin]: that's what you say [howard]: that's a cuban [franklin]: that's a cuban so next question here this is i'm going to email questions here [howard]: okay please

[franklin]: s from ben and he says do you think elvin saw star wars do you [franklin]: think he would [howard]: oh [franklin]: have liked attack of the clothes and when did elvas die [howard]: i think nineteen [franklin]: i thought it was like seventy seven or something seventy seven [howard]: okay so you [franklin]: did [howard]: could [franklin]: a [howard]: have [franklin]: new [howard]: seen [franklin]: hope [howard]: a [franklin]: come [howard]: new hope [franklin]: out

[howard]: seventy seven right [franklin]: he came out seven seven but seventy sevens a long time bro like in may [franklin]: and he died in [howard]: which [franklin]: august [howard]: part if so [franklin]: two [howard]: he did [franklin]: months [howard]: see it yeah you [franklin]: vis [howard]: had plenty [franklin]: had [howard]: of time [franklin]: albums [howard]: you got [franklin]: had [howard]: a seen it a few times [franklin]: alas had two months [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: to watch a new hope [howard]: yeah he better of [franklin]: yeah did elvas [howard]: m [franklin]: star wars let look this up first [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like man he goes at that hotel a lot so there's a blogger so did [franklin]: elves presley see star wars so looking through [howard]: you [franklin]: this block here they don't want to just give me a yes or no here [franklin]: so he was in poor shape in seventy seven gained weight you [howard]: don't [franklin]: know

[howard]: have to run a mile to see a movie [franklin]: i don't think you do i think albus could [howard]: yeah [franklin]: get fucking go now you would imagine to say that you ould imagine you would [franklin]: have loved that you know is full of action the force so they're [howard]: yeah [franklin]: only speculating in this article on august twelfth unable to obtain a print of starward [franklin]: ef there's a store here [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: so that august almost three months after starward was released it seems elvas was trying [franklin]: to get a print of the film to screen in memphis so his why and [franklin]: and his daughter can watch it you know ex wife [howard]: he [franklin]: and [howard]: you got to check out this movie [franklin]: so i guess he did see because he wanted to print right [howard]: he i got to cake it back to home mem s [franklin]: colonel man let me go let me get some in stars man colonel is on

[franklin]: got two months to live [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i'm goin all just wait here in vegas man let me put the pup on [howard]: oh [franklin]: starward on the big screen man the film [howard]: yeah [franklin]: come on colonel [howard]: frank can you ever heard that song walking in memphis [franklin]: no [howard]: oh man that's one of the best songs ever he talks about he gets guy [howard]: the singer goes down to memphis by himself [franklin]: hm

[howard]: goes into grace land he sees the ghost of elvas [franklin]: wow [howard]: walking memphis [franklin]: and you see [howard]: a [franklin]: i [howard]: great song you know who loves that song sweet jenny [franklin]: wow [howard]: um you know also there's a part where the ladies are you a christian who [howard]: says mam i am tonight [franklin]: that's cute [howard]: ah [franklin]: so he [howard]: oh [franklin]: looks like he may have seen star wars i think is the ultimate so what

[franklin]: have like a tack of the clones maybe like oh colonel colonel s too many [franklin]: of the men on one two they all look goddamn man that's [howard]: i don't [franklin]: boom hower [howard]: know [franklin]: fuck [howard]: i don't like that dialogue too much colonel [franklin]: colonel the dialogue is taking me out of the film here man he's talking about [franklin]: sand here saying there man where is he man the beaches of aca poco [howard]: did elvislike the match

[franklin]: really like the beach you're not going to do [howard]: yeah [franklin]: like the beach [howard]: yeah [franklin]: get out of here he was in the king he wasn't hard of living [howard]: you know that's walking in memphis he you know he always shot the t v [howard]: that elva stood [franklin]: what's that [howard]: all this would always shoot as t v [franklin]: no ship [howard]: take out his gun and shoot it you know why because [franklin]: m [howard]: robert gale was on it

[franklin]: oh dastardly robert gole [howard]: yeah but i hate that robert gole yeah [franklin]: is not a trustworthy face [howard]: no it's too much of a mustache [franklin]: no well he's no longer with us either [howard]: yeah well it looks like elves got the last laugh [franklin]: yeah they both died um there's [howard]: big [franklin]: more [howard]: robert gole [franklin]: there's too many questions man on the discord [howard]: i know i went i asked for [franklin]: you [howard]: questions

[franklin]: ask for questions what can [howard]: kay [franklin]: do a show [howard]: well i didn't know that we were going to get into it about you know [howard]: matt morgan's sperm in space [franklin]: it's floated away so you're telling me beer can't survive in space but that man's [franklin]: load can [howard]: yeah because it's not carbonated [franklin]: there's too many questions dude these people have to [howard]: yeah [franklin]: be i mean are they going to get mad like

[howard]: let's let's i got one that i want to answer [franklin]: all right [howard]: right [franklin]: get [howard]: here [franklin]: the one you want to answer i saw like i [howard]: yeah [franklin]: mean they're good questions do [howard]: there's [franklin]: not get me [howard]: there's [franklin]: wrong [howard]: first of al there's one question that we're not just going to answer that we're [howard]: going a answer a lot more than that in an exclusive and fairly ambitious project

[howard]: so one of these questions is [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it's going to be taken care of don't [franklin]: okay [howard]: worry about that but is champ he says you can re cast one m c [howard]: u character with brett michael's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: who are you going with [franklin]: whole fuck this [howard]: pepper [franklin]: is a [howard]: pots [franklin]: brilliant this is a brilliant asked question [howard]: yeah [franklin]: holy shit man this is like [howard]: oh

[franklin]: you you need to put some thing in front of me man like you can't [franklin]: do this here like would you be good in the captain america kind of think [franklin]: what you be good with iron man until i kind of bounce off of and [franklin]: the iron man is jealous of you know so maybe [howard]: oh yeah [franklin]: oh aldrich killian [franklin]: aldrich [howard]: he was [franklin]: killing the flaming [howard]: yeah [franklin]: hot guy i mean i don't [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: mean because he's hot he's a good looking guy [howard]: i [franklin]: you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: played like guy pierce but guy pierce ain't no brett michael's [howard]: no imagine yeah because in the beginning is like a little like [franklin]: like [howard]: nor [franklin]: a nerve [howard]: kind of [franklin]: dude fucking [howard]: and [franklin]: hilarious [howard]: then he shows up twenty years later [franklin]: he's [howard]: and [franklin]: hot

[howard]: it's brett michael's [franklin]: yeah [howard]: it looks like a million bucks [franklin]: yeah [howard]: damn [franklin]: aldrich killian [howard]: yeah [franklin]: michael's there man that'd be fucking [howard]: to [franklin]: like man he would go up to fucking like guennethpaltro and just be like m [howard]: yeah that does sound good [franklin]: uh [howard]: i think i [franklin]: uh [howard]: would i go to think of a better person than aldrich killing now that you

[howard]: mention it for [franklin]: i [howard]: him [franklin]: get i got a good one dude of the fat dude [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i am the marvel expert [howard]: yeah well no [franklin]: uh [howard]: you're not i would i would pick i would actually cast him as bucky barns [howard]: because i'd love to see him do a lot of emoting when he's sad about [franklin]: oh [howard]: being set by hydra to be an assassin [franklin]: he'd be good because he had a lot of expressions when he had his like

[franklin]: hat and bandana on which is a normal thing to have [howard]: yeah [franklin]: when you're [howard]: when you [franklin]: not balled [howard]: always have it on [franklin]: yeah exactly and he was just like looking down a lot [howard]: right [franklin]: contemplating [howard]: yeah [franklin]: which lady was going to be his [howard]: yeah walking along the beach [franklin]: oh man [howard]: you know he didn't he didn't wear a hat or a bandana when you had

[howard]: the penal plismacgraph [franklin]: no use [howard]: on [franklin]: his [howard]: them [franklin]: pajamas he got his hair fluked up to like [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not look bald [howard]: no because he's not bald [franklin]: e got a extra floufedlike a fucking poodle the hair straight end out man like [franklin]: just it's a giant fluff hair that guy [howard]: it's like you know sometimes you'll see a bird walking around and it gets all [howard]: fluked up

[franklin]: ye was in that episode [howard]: yeah yeah [franklin]: m [howard]: it was all fluted [franklin]: his flame pajamas to get the fuck out of here but have some [howard]: that [franklin]: self [howard]: was [franklin]: respect [howard]: cool [franklin]: no it wasn't as [howard]: it [franklin]: a [howard]: was [franklin]: little [howard]: super cool man [franklin]: it was i mean god agin [howard]: yeah [franklin]: tries to do that ship today man they're just like no

[howard]: i think he'd have even more luck today than he did then on this show [franklin]: yeah that's true he looks great [howard]: he was scene with pamela anderson quite often back in the day [franklin]: wow [howard]: no that's cool [franklin]: yeah that is pretty cool so these don't ask for questions the next week please [franklin]: because there's [howard]: yeah [franklin]: a lot [howard]: no [franklin]: here bro like i don't [howard]: there's too many questions [franklin]: there's

[howard]: and we [franklin]: jesus [howard]: we really used our brain up this last [franklin]: we really did so next episode we could be stupid and just like answer the [franklin]: questions and [howard]: yeah [franklin]: talk about your [howard]: yeah [franklin]: neptune movie of the week [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and [howard]: neptune of the week man [franklin]: and so i mean are we going to survive and our fever [howard]: oh i hope so i'm vaccinated so [franklin]: that's good that

[howard]: yeah [franklin]: is good you know [howard]: that should help me some [franklin]: yeah yeah yeah [howard]: even though we're right next to each other i just tested you a picture that [howard]: fits pretty interested [franklin]: okay pamela and bret and brett looks like he is on a cloud eleven brother [franklin]: goddamn that should be the photo for the show [howard]: yeah he's six or seven sheets to the wind [franklin]: goddamn that is

[howard]: i feel like this was a dark period in brett's life [franklin]: yeah [howard]: he's smoking on a lot of these pictures [franklin]: he's smoking has a drink [howard]: yeah [franklin]: and she has like a camera all [howard]: yeah [franklin]: right [howard]: disposable camera and like a [franklin]: drink in her hands [howard]: maybe like a shirley temple [franklin]: that's generous of you [howard]: yeah well she is a generous woman [franklin]: she you know yeah

[howard]: he's writing motorcycles around [franklin]: and you know what to connect something to what you were saying so in the [franklin]: hulupaman tommy show you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: know who plays tommy lee [howard]: it is sebastian stan [franklin]: and then you're taking about bret michael's [howard]: bucky [franklin]: replacing [howard]: barns [franklin]: bret michael's replacing sebastian stand and sebastian [howard]: yeah [franklin]: stand you know [howard]: it all comes full circle

[franklin]: it all comes full circle that's the [howard]: y [franklin]: uncle to uncles for you brother [howard]: yeah franklin where where do we got to plug beside [franklin]: or [howard]: circles [franklin]: patroon dot com slash uncle to uncle that is the only place and you're going [franklin]: to find the link [howard]: yeah [franklin]: to our wrestling streams we had a successful one you know until [howard]: yeah [franklin]: we we came around but we now know you know this is the place

[howard]: there [franklin]: to watch uncle to uncle's life stream wrestling be other stuff eventually to man you [franklin]: know we're [howard]: yeah [franklin]: not limited to wrestling rock of love you know [howard]: no there's all sorts of stuff we can do we we've got a big project [howard]: in mind it's real big [franklin]: it's ambitious and is due it will you know it's not a false promise [howard]: it's ambitious and it's doable so [franklin]: well [howard]: it's [franklin]: i

[howard]: the [franklin]: mean [howard]: best in world [franklin]: it really is both so i think [howard]: yeah [franklin]: i [howard]: i [franklin]: mean [howard]: think will probably make it happen [franklin]: we should [howard]: i [franklin]: announce [howard]: guess we kind [franklin]: dude [howard]: of we kind of pigeon to hold ourselves into having to do it now [franklin]: not really but [howard]: well i'm meaning no one will remember but [franklin]: no but you know you know it's still

[howard]: this patrons off the hook brother is discord it's like nothing you've ever seen before [franklin]: great discord i ready in [howard]: people [franklin]: chapters [howard]: there was a surprisingly mature conversation in the discord the other day about the nature [howard]: of forgiveness [franklin]: beautiful stuff i wasn't there for that hun [howard]: didn't miss much is stupid [franklin]: uh you know there's also fun things on patron in general of just me reading

[franklin]: davidlerof's autobiography episodes [howard]: hm [franklin]: of minute less [howard]: oh [franklin]: or limitless recap show a wrestling streams that we've done and talked about you know [franklin]: i mean the last life stream is up there if you want to watch that [franklin]: and you [howard]: yeah [franklin]: missed me and uncle how are talking about [howard]: yeah [franklin]: wrestling you know [howard]: yeah [franklin]: there's so much [howard]: a

[franklin]: there there's so much five dollars gets you access to all that and it's really [franklin]: just appreciated you know we've done this show now we're close to two hundred episodes [howard]: yeah [franklin]: we appreciate any kind of help like that it goes to things like improving our [franklin]: show [howard]: a [franklin]: you know it doesn't go straight into our making our pockets fat does it uncle [franklin]: howard [howard]: no we're not buying a hondacific every day

[franklin]: no we are not but [howard]: yea [franklin]: with your help we some day [howard]: we [franklin]: might [howard]: will yeah yeah and it's so great we really appreciate what you guys sign up [howard]: for that patron man [franklin]: hm [howard]: and just keep listening to us you can no help our algorithms out with reviews [howard]: subscriptions whatever i don't know what you can do but whatever you can do [franklin]: five [howard]: let's just [franklin]: stars [howard]: please

[franklin]: and leave a positive review goes a long way and turn somebody [howard]: yeah [franklin]: onto this blast us over you know n in the malt shop and on [howard]: yeah [franklin]: campus [howard]: yeah the sock hop they might start listening to us instead of [franklin]: yeah [howard]: chuck berry oh [franklin]: that's all right man play us on the phone there call chuck berry and play [franklin]: our podcast on the phone to him and maybe where that new sound [howard]: yeah

[franklin]: he's looking for [howard]: yeah well this is out of sight [franklin]: on that note [howard]: ah [franklin]: yeah [howard]: m