Peace Sells, but It‘s Priced in Bitcoin
The US tried a Proof of Stake approach in Afghanistan, with predictable results.
Sep 12, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 29
Unapproachable
It’s not for everyone.
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Episodes
The Good Place is the Bad Place
How to make up for your class privilege by adopting an autistic puppy.
Jun 13, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 28
Storming Navient
I paid off my student loans. Like a sucker.
Apr 11, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 27
Man Woo Woo
When a Men's Wellness guru tells you to stop masturbating, run for your life.
Mar 07, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 26
Death to the Patriarchy: An Erotic Adventure
Inspired but not confined by actual events. Any similarities to actual people are most likely intentional.
Feb 07, 2021•48 min•Ep. 25
Bread and Circuses
Cassius: You may wish as you will. We yet have all the Senate behind us, and all the men of quality. Mark Antony: And I have an angry mob... that will roast and eat your "men of quality" in the ashes of the Senate House! "Rome" (HBO)
Jan 17, 2021•30 min•Ep. 24
Sex Haus 2000
Going to a brothel in Frankfurt.
Jan 03, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 23
Step-Dads of Anarchy
Not-Trump is President. Driving for a stripper in Nashville.
Nov 08, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 22
Breaking Bad in the Go Go Bar
Why a plus-sized bikini dancing open mic hosted by a retired truck stop hooker is more respectable than improv comedy. If you're interested the book about Travis is called "A Soldier's Dream." You can get it on Amazon. I don't know if it's any good, but if it's half as cool as he was it's still better than "Fifty Shades of Gray."
Oct 25, 2020•49 min•Ep. 21
Cultivate Unapproachable
Unapproachable is a virtue. Don't make it easier for mediocre zombies to insert themselves into your life. "Look at those assholes. Ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em." -Harry Dean Stanton, Repo Men
Oct 11, 2020•58 min•Ep. 20
Snuggle Up to Life's Unsatisfactoryness
Harrison Bergeron. Meritocracy and Equity. Marxism isn't the only answer to Fascism.
Sep 27, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 19
How to be 40
Set yourself up in your 20s to have a great time in your 40s
Sep 13, 2020•47 min•Ep. 18
Let Me Go to Hell the Way I Want to
We're all suckers and losers. God didn't give you a secret, so stop trying to save everyone's soul.
Sep 08, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 17
Covid Killed My Bollywood Dreams
Tinker Tailor Data Spy. Zombies make great communists. I almost became a Bollywood star.
Aug 30, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 16
I Know Why the Caged Labradoodle Sings
America's Heart of Donuts. Ellen is Saddam. Healthcare is a scam. Michelle Obama failed our fat kids.
Aug 16, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 15
Death is Racist
Herman Cain was not Idi Amin. Jose Andre is Idi Amin. Defund Higher Education. Getting out of the Military.
Aug 05, 2020•58 min•Ep. 14
You Don't Deserve a Treat
Masks are an opportunity to accessorize. What the second amendment is really for. You're not entitled to get paid to do what you love.
Jul 26, 2020•56 min•Ep. 13
Disney Weddings are an Essential Business
Going against the tribe. Smug liberals shaming Florida. America is not a failed state...yet.
Jul 19, 2020•57 min•Ep. 12
Fatty Bumbalatty
On Being a Fat Kid
Jul 12, 2020•46 min•Ep. 11
If You Love Someone, Let Them Kill You
Allowing someone to love you. Millenials killed Cool. My girlfriend is poisoning me.
Jul 12, 2020•32 min•Ep. 10
Your Feelings are Meaningless
Give your immune system a workout. Marvel villains are working class heros. Gay prostitution in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Jun 26, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 9
If You Can't Kill a Zombie, You're Cancelled
Cancel the weak people in your life. Liberals are pro-gun now. Losing interest in my gym crush.
Jun 18, 2020•55 min•Ep. 8
Avoid the other Whites while Protesting
White protesters are cringe-worthy, I should have probably gone to Standing Rock, Law is objective but Order is subjective.
Jun 11, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 7
The Virtue of Toxic Masculinity
Masks are about compliance. The difficulty in wishing good things for others. Dad beat up the ice cream man.
May 26, 2020•55 min•Ep. 6
Corona War Stories
Corona War Stories are boring. Patting ourselves on the back for keeping our routine. The shady world of Personal Training
May 19, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 5
Don't Thank Me for My Service
Lost your job? Join the Army
May 14, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 4
Wear a Mask when You Give Yourself Diabetes
Paycheck Protection Drama. Wearing a mask to Mcdonalds. Non-lucrative Creative Endeavors.
May 14, 2020•55 min•Ep. 3
Toxic Helpfulness
Helpful Assholes, Creative Writing is Bullshit, Hard Times in 2008
May 14, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 2
Just a Couple Zombies
Corona Life. Zombies at Trader Joe's. In the Apocalypse, tomatoes are better than crossbows.
Apr 28, 2020•56 min•Ep. 1
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