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Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕 A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. 🫵 -- Part of the Fable and Folly Network. Check out more shows at https://fableandfolly.com --

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Episodes

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Sir Mountjoy

An investigation into whether Sir Mountjoy, the renowned knight and venereal disease connoisseur, was a real historical figure, or a product of infinite monkey theorem. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 12, 2025•4 min

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Princess Merrilee

An investigation into whether her highness, the occasionally sober Princess Merrilee, was a real historical figure, or totally made up by some LA-based "industry" types. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 05, 2025•4 min

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Failyn

An investigation into whether our hero, anti-hero Failyn the Squire, was a real historical figure, or generated by a very jaded A.I. bot. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 29, 2025•4 min

6 - FAILYN THE...

Final gambit of the season. I want that sword in the stone gimme that GD sword! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 2024•28 min•Season 1Ep. 6

5 - CAT

They're pets to you, to us cats are the spawn of Satan. Still useful for my knighthood ambitions methinks. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 2024•24 min•Season 1Ep. 5

4 - BANQUET

Second try at schmoozing. Gonna do some knight-working (trademarked so don't you dare). -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 2024•27 min•Season 1Ep. 4

3 - CHUMS

You can keep your "friends," I. Want. Chums. They can recommend me for a knighthood. Aye, it's another gambit. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 2024•30 min•Season 1Ep. 3

2 - ADOPTION

Getting adopted by an heirless noblewoman, that will put me atop the list for the next knighthood. Don't "bro" me, it could work! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 2024•28 min•Season 1Ep. 2

1 - MIDDLE AGED

If I tried to save the Princess from a fake dragon, that would make me knight-worthy. Oh yeah also gotta keep loosening that sword in the stone. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 2024•31 min•Season 1Ep. 1

TRAILER

It's one minute c'mon you have ONE MINUTE. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 13, 2024•1 min

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