Episode 81: Always Bake Molasses Cake

Kelley Intros. Bills isn’t really fired. Raiders of the Lost Ark movie recommendation. Kelley’s birth year. Bill’s sentimental story. People watching and bad tattoos. Mary is requiring us to get tattoos when she dies. Ben and Jerry’s update. Herman’s song confusion. Umpire Pants needs to try to get free stuff. Mom thinks we boned it last week. Tire disposal and tacky planters. Bossy kids. Cutesy error messages. Break. Hints! Weatherproofing your house to save energy. Eat cauliflower stalks. Jerks at the grocery store. Corn hints. Alter dress patterns. Removing old wax from linoleum floors. Mary’s still mad about waxing floors 35 years ago. Questionable egg facts. Molasses cake hint. Painting screens. Clean playing cards with camphor oil. Umpire Pants Out!