Episode 212: I Love a Big Zucchini

Bill is out with TMJ issues, but his testicles are also HUGE. Our dad Russel is here to tell a story of how he “almost” got in a fight. Mary’s Shit List of the Week: Modern Family is no longer on nightly. Mary found a wallet. Remember how bad your feet hurt as a kid? Mary has a bagel story (the story is mostly that she mean to the bagel guy). Get your FLU SHOTS folks! Kelley is really into Giant Vegetable Twitter. Kelley and Mary argue about giant pumpkins. Kelley’s Hint List! We read a repeat: Use urea to keep your plants healthy. Soak beans and dried fruit for shorter cooking times. Umpire Pants Out!