Episode 162: And Ya’ll Can Just Suck It

Trump has Covid-19 and we’re not gonna lie, we think it’s funny as fuck. But don’t forget Melania was just on tape saying Fuck Christmas, and that got us to speculate what she considers hard work. Bill is destroying a piano. Max Update: Good Boy. Shout-out to the Seattle Storm. Football without crowds. Tune in to a future episode for the exciting conclusion of Bill’s New Mouth-guard and Mary’s New Pillow! Stair Update. What did Mary want the drugstore employee to say, that would make her less grumpy? We get a Nextdoor Update from Bill (Note from Kelley: What did Mary think was so funny if she didn’t get the Honda thing?) Bill tells us about a British guy trying a Wiggin Kebab at a local chippy. We have some more sayings/idioms to discuss. Blankets and sleepwalking. We read some recipes written by first graders! Kelley’s Hint List! Store books upright to prevent damage. Fix minor basement leaks with this hint. Prevent grease build up in your drains with hot salt water. Remove pins and check over clothes when doing laundry. Use a blanket to protect linoleum floors. Umpire Pants Out!