Episode 144: I thought Bill Called me Memaw

Bill has a very squeaky chair today, and there is some major background noise, sorry. Is Bill turning into Mary? He drinks beer out of glasses now and skips meals. Kelley and Mary donated blood and Mary has gripes. Food updates. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Jalapeno Popper Bites. Mary tries to raise her digital hand to talk, and it doesn’t go well. Flatheads are called Jones Heads now. Bill’s fan repair update. Mary can’t believe we don’t send people to space anymore. Industrial composting. Bill drops off our call, and confusion reigns. Max’s cone update. Kelley’s working on a craft project and Mary takes a hard stance on white board paint. We follow-up on our top ten theme songs (first five this week). Brady Bunch lovers are not welcome here. Kelley’s Hint List! How to get shoe polish stains out. Umpire Pants Out!