Episode 114: Rub a Slug on a Bong

Mary comes in hot, and by hot we mean high. Jaywalking and Seattle’s terrible traffic. Mary thought Patton Oswalt was two guys, Pat and Owswalt. Preliminary Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Zach Galifinakas’ Live at the Purple Onion show. Bill hates Dr. Seuss. Trashy novels. Scams and grafters. Bill loves Designing Women. Sales pitches. Camping. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Bill’s long-lasting Krupps coffee grinder. Shit List of the Week: Take-out containers and packaging. Beat Me to the Punchline – Kelley pulls ahead! Kelley’s Hint List! Renew brass and copper. Replace worn and slack belts. Storing rubber boots. Umpire Pants Out!